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Joined 03-09-12, id: 3799279, Profile Updated: 02-03-13
Author has written 10 stories for Glee, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.


Hello world! My name is Leia and I just love writing smutty drabble. I keep forgetting to add the disclaimers so I'm putting them here. I do not own Sherlock, Doctor Who, Glee, Matt Smith, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Karen Gillan, Alex Kingston, Arthur Darvil, Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Chord Overstreet, Heather Morris, any other characters/people I forgot, or any of the songs mentioned in my stories.

I have a Facebook fan page called Wholock and Big Band Theory check it out! https ://] www.facebook [.] com/WholockAndBigBangTheory?fref=ts just remove the [ ] and spaces.

Is it just me or do a lot of people wanna have hot and dirty sex to hard core dubstep?


Sabriel81: That was so fluffy bunnies would be shocked.


Me: I was just raped by a unicorn...


Me: You're so gay. you're gay with a capitol lesbian!

Kayte: yus!


Debbie: what are you doing?

Kayte: Im holding my breath

Debbie: you're throwing up?!

Kayte: o.O

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Man's Best Friend by DareU2Bme reviews
AU. Blaine, the Hudmel family's pet, seems to have developed an obsession with Kurt. It is hard to resist Blaine's adorable infatuation, but Kurt needs to figure out how to deal with this sudden tragic and incredibly inappropriate love interest.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,616 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Twaine by TotallyxAwesome reviews
This is a crossover between Twilight and Klaine, hence Twaine ;p It's basicly the story of twilight but then with Klaine. Of course I didn't copy it exactly and I tried to make it my own.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kurt H.
Come And Knock On Our Door by Maribor reviews
Amy and Rory have a proposition for the Doctor because sexual tension can only last for so long before you've got to bloody do something about it! Lemony. Unabashedly slashy come Chapter 2 and from then on, so saddle up for that...If you don't enjoy the idea of Rory & the Doctor doing the old sonic-screw, you might want to move on. 11/Amy, 11/Rory, Rory/Amy & Rory/11/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,398 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Blessed Objectivity by rayychel infinity reviews
Because there Blaine is, kneeling at the foot of his bed, naked except for a pair of tight red boy shorts and thigh-high black stockings with vivid red bows on the band.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by canarian reviews
AU in which Kurt never goes to spy on the Warblers. Kurt and Blaine first meet when Cooper takes his younger brother to a strip club on his 18th birthday. That evening, a chance encounter leads both boys down a path that is more than they bargained for.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,301 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How To Get A Guy by Tusofsky reviews
UPDATE - There is a sequel to this story called "Ever After" now being posted! - Dave gets a mysterious note to meet someone at Scandals. He goes, expecting to see the person he loves but. . . Not exactly. Could Sebastian really be the answer Dave needs? Sebastian/Dave, Kurt/Blaine, hints of Kurt/Dave and Sebastian/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,731 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S. - Complete
I Can't Believe It Was The First Time by rayychel infinity reviews
In light of everything that's happened since those first few unsure days it's ridiculous, he knows, but he still feels like everything's going to be different. Of course, he's seeing Blaine like he does every morning. This is the way it's been all year. But he's never had to see someone and know what they look like without clothes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Roomies by simpleharmonies reviews
Kurt Hummel is living in New York City and believes that he is prepared to find a new roommate for his small apartment. Kurt definitely wasn't prepared for the gorgeous, annoying, sex-oriented man, by the name of Blaine Anderson. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,927 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Control by PoppyandViolet reviews
In his first seventeen years, Kurt Hummel has never been desired. So when he meets the adorable, dorky, sexy, confident Darren Criss who immediately makes a move on him, he's unable to stay away.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Deep In My Daydreams by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: 'He was sexy,' Kurt murmured, lips moving against Blaine's temple as he spoke. 'Not as sexy as you but really sexy.'
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Love You Daddy by The Wayward Angel reviews
"Well I'll admit it is a tad bit unorthodox but if you want to try it I see no real reason not to." Blaine and Kurt decide to try a new kink in the bedroom. Warning: daddy!kink, daddy!Blaine, baby!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Get Off by cindysark reviews
Puck learns that sometimes, when you step outside your box, awesome things can happen. Especially when it's Rachel doing the stepping. Pure Smuckleberry with a side of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Why I Really, Really, Really Like You by rayychel infinity reviews
"You laugh at my jokes," "You get me," "You're witty." Blaine brings Kurt a rather unique Valentine's gift to school that leaves Kurt actually enjoying the holiday for once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seeing is Believing by justreadme reviews
Edward gets an eyeful when forced to share a room with adopted brother Emmett. You know you want to know what he sees...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Memory, Family, and Demon by Hidden Guardian reviews
When Jason's mom dies, he has to drag up memories from his past to prove that he's a better guardian for Melissa than his father. In LA, Nelson has had a drunken one-night-stand. Now he has to tell Manny that he cheated on him, and hope he'll be forgiven
Rainbow Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,060 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
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The Triple Dog Dare reviews
There's a house down the road rumored to be haunted. What happens when Blaine is dared to spend a night there? Rated M for obvious reasons. I don't own any of the characters in this story
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Catching Feelings reviews
Kurt and Sam have been friends since preschool. What will happen when Sam finds out he is a Dom and finds Kurt's name in the Sub files?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sam E., Kurt H.
New Kid reviews
Blaine is the new kid, Kurt is the gorgeous teen vampire everyone wants but no one can have. Everyone suspects Kurt is gay, but no one expects what happens. Rated M for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
Love Triangle reviews
She calls everyone sweetie. Shouldn't bug me, but…it does. And then there's him. He flirts with everyone he says hello to. Why does he have to do that I tell him to stop it, make it seem like I want him to focus, but really I want him to only flirt with me. I love them both, but which one do I pick?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Boredom Strikes Again reviews
Rated M for sexual content, language, and possible drug content. It's my first Sherlock/John story so I hope you like it! Please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Not the Boy Next Door reviews
Crisscolfer. What happened after Chris finished his audition for NYADA. Darren noticed the little, or rather large, bulge in Chris' pants.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
12 Step Plan reviews
Blaine is a sex addict. What happens when he goes to SA and the leader if s a recovered sex addict but when he sees Blaine all those hard years come back? Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Camping Trip reviews
Things like this are always hard. There's a dance this weekend and I really want to go, but my youth group is going camping on the same weekend. It's so hard to choose which to go to. Puck, my ex, is putting on the dance, but Finn, my boyfriend, will be at the camping trip.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Massage reviews
Darren's back hurts and Chris is more than willing to help. CrissColfer. Rated M. One Shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shall We Dance? reviews
Klaine go to junior homecoming together and then head back to Blaine's house for some alone time. I do not own Glee or any of the characters or places/things mentioned in this story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete