Zahhak
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Joined 03-09-12, id: 3799796, Profile Updated: 12-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, Hetalia - Axis Powers, My Little Pony, and Homestuck.

NAME: Vodka, Zahhak, Ashton
GENDER: Female biologically; genderfluid
AGE: 16 (September 15)
ETHNICITY: Mix of Greek/English
TYPING QUIRK: Inserts smiley faces after almost every line; sometimes types in "derp"; occasionally types in ALL CAPS; inserts tildes every so often
BLOOD COLOR: Yellow
ZODIAC: Virgo


Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pigeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that damn monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If this is true, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Jing269, Mymusesspeaktome, Possom497, Otaku Overlord, Zahhak


Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Eridan Ampora

2. Roxy LaLonde

3. Meenah Peixes

4. Jake English

5. Karkat Vantas

6. Latula Pyrope

7. Equius Zahhak

8. Rufioh Nitram

9. Dave Strider

10. Jade Harley

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Eridan)
Fuck Eridan go to bed

2 asked you to go out with him? (Roxy)
Are we getting wasted. I will so go out with you if we're getting wasted.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Meenah)
She'd probably just stare for a second then be all "fuck" and leave.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Jake, Dave)
JAKE THAT IS NOT DIRK STOP THAT.

5 cooked you dinner? (Karkat)
R u sik or somthn

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Equius)
...Okay. Cool. Welcome aboard, Mr. Zahhak.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Latula)
PFFT YEAH RIGHT.

8 got into the hospital somehow? (Rufioh)
I.. I can't. The possibilities... I'm laughing.

9 made fun of your friends? (Dave)
They weren't ironic enough, piece of shit friends.

10 ignored you all the time? (Jade)
Only because she's asleep.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Eridan)
He's one of them are you kidding me.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Roxy)
...Do I really have to say it? She'll give me some tequila and be all "that maeks it feel bettr.

*makse
*makes"

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Meenah)
2x3? -shot- Nope, something fishy.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Jake)
Swoop in and save me all Indiana Jones-style.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Karkat)
Well, he'd probably try to talk me out of it at first. But then he'd probably just shrug and leave me alone.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? (Jade, Latula)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Russia)

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (Germany)

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Canada)

Cheers me on...but nobody but me will notice him though

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Spain)

Laugh with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (America)

Because he is my future hubby!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? (England, Canada)

No effin way!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? (Italy)

No, my parents hat the idea of me dating. And they would especially hate Italy.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Japan,Canada)

Japan is on drugs.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (France,Romano)

Yes...because France swings both ways yo! And he forces people to do...stuff... a lot.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Romano)

No wonder...he's a mafia. My turn next to date him! =D

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Russia)

Ahh! Fangirlgasm! Russia is staring at meh! =D

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? (Germany)

Dude...are you on crack, Germany?

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? (Canada)

Okay! :D

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? (America)

Of course!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? (England,Germany)

Germany doesn't give a shit...But I do!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? (Spain)

As long as he wants.

3 told 6 he started his period. (Italy,Romano)

Don't tell me Romano punched Italy in the nose and then shoved tampons up there (his nose)...tsk tsk...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. (Japan,Canada,Russia)

Japan...stop doing drugs!

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?(France)

How Kawaii! That looks so good on you! =D

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? (Romano,England,Italy)

Italy goes and tells me!

7 got high. (Russia)

Either Japan or Germany gave him some sniffing crapola...

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him? (Canada, America)

He puts a fake mooshtache on him at night cuz I said that would be good revenge! :-(D

10 starts working at a bar. (Spain)

At least it ain't Chuck E. Cheese's

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. (America, England)

No! How could you?! But...I love you!

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? (America)

I was too shy...Or he was sick of being teased...Dejae vu...

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond? (England, Japan)

But what about America? He is pregnant with your child. >.>

3 is a drug addict. What do you do? (Italy)

No, your ruining you life! Stop doing it! Stop dong it for me! :O

4 kisses 8 what's your reaction? (Japan,Germany)

'Japan had too much sake!' is what I would think but, I would say ,"I want a kiss too, Japan!"

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do? (Romano)

Stay away from America, Biatch! Then I would beat his azz...

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him? (Russia)

Yeah...America will go with me cuz it's hero-ly!

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? (Germany)

Quietness...Not talking so loud y'know?

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say? (Canada)

Did Japan or Germany give you some drugs?

10 hates you, why? (Spain)

I kissed England! :D LOL!

1 gives you a teddy bear. Why? (America)

Cuz he wants to make up for braking up with me, cuz he was just getting teased a lot and was intimidated by my dad...so we get back together! Yay! More sex tonight!

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do? (England, Romano)

Ignore it...cuz I'm busy with America right now...But, America and I will go to the rescue l8tr...cuz America is my hero! :D

3 ate 7. What’s your reaction? (Italy,Russia)

Italy! Are you high? Spit Russia out right now or I'll get Germany involved in this!

4 died. How? (Japan)

Drugs...tsk tsk...and sake...

5 turns invisible. What does he do to you? (France)

Rape me! But, just maybe I like it... :)

6 loses his memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him? (Romano)

Do a sex scene with me...

7 is having his baby today! What’s her/his name (Russia)

Wtf? He would name it Brrrrrrrrrr.

8 is a pervert. He’s coming right at you. What do you do? (Germany)

America will come to the rescue!

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him up? (Canada)

Get him drunk then do him...=D

10 broke up with 9. What do you do? (Spain,Canada)

Spain...are you on drugs...it was Japan and Germany...Wait I'm gunna hurt you for hurting Canada!

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic? (Romano,Canada)

Hell no! Damn...what the crapola? Why would I do THAT?!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Japan)

He's the fourth...my list is in order...

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant? (Germany,Spain)

Damn drugs and alcohol...

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (England,Romano)

No...damn Iggy...pedobear...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (France/Canada, France/Spain)

Neither...damn pervy France...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex? (Russia,England,Spain)

Wtf?! He would tell me! Oh and it's a dream come true for Spain!

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic (Italy/Spain)

Idk..sumthin like the song Magnet?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (America/Germany)

IDK! But hell no America is mine!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic. (Russia/Spain)

Is this awkward?

If you wrote a Song-fic about One, what song would you choose? (America)

You Da One by Rhianna since I freakin love America! Or Melt by Miku Hatsune since that is also a love song!

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? (America/Romano/Spain)

Extreme crackiness...

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (France)

Never have...yet :D

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Draw A Circle by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Mostly-comedy drabbles and short fics deanoned from the kinkmeme, collected here for ease of reading. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011
The AmazaGames by radio-dammit reviews
Welcome, District Melve, to the Seventy-fourth annual AmazaGames. Featuring a Miss Watchiss Meverleen with a fantastic cowboy-boot getup, a mister Cheetah Rellark naked in a bumper car, and a Mrs. Meverleen doing the macarena in seven whole languages! Kind of. You've been warned. A weird parody-ish thing by Vampilla and this guy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Katniss E.
Twilight: The Hetalia Version by Sylonxx reviews
A version of Twilight rewritten using Hetalia Characters. Follows the pattern of the book, but with only a few added scenes. an USUK fic! YAOI! R&R please :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - America, England/Britain
Serendipity by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
The nations fill all the quadrants. ALL of them. Will contain many pairings of all orientations and at least a few OCs.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
Forfeit by Scary Spikender reviews
Four years later, and the Eds are still tortured and beaten on a daily basis. This time, however, they will finally try to find solutions to their problems, which grow worse by the day.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,946 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Eds - Complete
Isolation by Hyouri reviews
AU, takes place in a human world. GamKar Karkat have experienced something really traumatic and isolates himself from the world. But Gamzee is not going to sit at watch his friend suffer without helping.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
The Art of Insanity by TheEvilMuffinToaster reviews
It takes skill to be an agent, but only an artist can manage the true properties of Insanity. Hetalia/Criminal Minds Crossover
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,491 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - D. Rossi, Russia - Complete
In the Air Tonight (DEAD, FOR NOW) by Conan-Edelstein reviews
Arthur groaned again and snapped his phone shut. This was supposed to be his day off. Oh well. He thought, getting up. His boss didn't really care about things like holidays. Criminal Minds Universe/Hetalia Characters Crossover.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2011
If You See Terezi by sakuratyan reviews
Really, what could Karkat say to the crazy blind girl that licked everything? Besides "I love you", I mean. short KKTZ Homestuck shipfic
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Another Kind of Storm by Lalalackadaisy reviews
For once, Spain is the one in need of comfort. Language warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Story of Bizarro Rossi by falcon-121 reviews
A Criminal Minds spoof involving the whole team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
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Changing the Status Quo reviews
Discord has a little fun with both the Mane Six and some of the Internet's favorite trolls. M for language, future violence. - HIATUS, my apologies. ;c
Crossover - My Little Pony & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012
Survivor: Hetalia reviews
It's Alfred vs. Ludwig in an intense, multichapter game of... SURVIVOR. -thunder booms-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, Germany
The Seventh Quells reviews
Will they survive the 175th Hunger Games? Alt. HG universe; Katniss never saved anybody. Haymitch probably did though.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012