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The Remnants by Mei Li Young reviews
In a world where the dead eat people, it is survival of the fittest. Caring for others is not a luxury that the remnants of the human race have. For Edward, this rule of survival is tested when Bella enters his life. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 176,070 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Bella, Edward
Taken by loopylou992 reviews
Edward makes one mistake, just one. But he soon learns he must pay for it and in a way that he never thought possible. Forced to lie to his family and Bella, will he manage to survive being Taken? 2nd Place in Energize WIP Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 160,924 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Aro, Bella, Edward, James - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 621,110 - Reviews: 15690 - Favs: 6,414 - Follows: 7,014 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Can't Run From Fate by TheLovelyImprinted reviews
Takes place 8 years after Breaking Dawn. Jake never came back after the wedding, which means he never imprinted on Renesmee. Renesmee is 8 years old and sick of her fathers over protective ways she runs away to find herself. Rated M for Language&Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,283 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Cadillac by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
He once told me I stared at the sun too long. "You keep looking, Dimples, and you're gonna miss the one thing that rises and shines for you." He was right. (ExB. Rated M)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,783 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life. That is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. But how long will it take her to overcome her hatred of the cocky, fast-talking, self-absorbed jerk? Humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,468 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4092 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Said I Didn't by purelyamuse reviews
Edward is finally ready to play ball, but is Bella? Is it too late? The bases are loaded. He's just waiting for Bella to give him the signal to run. EPOV, Human, HS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Never Happened Part 2 by ThisNeverHappenedII reviews
Finally, the long-awaited conclusion to TNH. With Carlos still off on his mission, Stephanie continues to 'fly' as a lingerie designer while dealing with her unsupportive mother, Carlos' family members and many unexpected events. Adult situations/language. TNH is now finished!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 357,822 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Horizon by greenpeach20 reviews
Part two of the Renesmee Series. Watch Jacob and Nessie explore their love and go through many adventures on the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 392,539 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pink Mugs and Chocolate Chip Ice Cream by FarrahB reviews
A night of clubbing-gone-wrong forces Bella to text her BFF's annoying brother, Jacob. He's hot but he's also a thorn in her side. A very attractive thorn who calls her Miss Goody Two-Shoes. Will his royal hotness come to her rescue in his black Camaro? Can one text lead to epic romance and chocolate chip ice cream? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,656 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daylight by Becca Austen reviews
Seven years after "Breaking Dawn," Renesmee Cullen's a high school senior. All her life, decisions have been made for her, decisions she never questioned. Until now. On the precipice of adulthood, Nessie must blaze her own path to happiness. Will she succeed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,976 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marked for Life by stormcane reviews
The growing pains of Jacob and Nessie as a couple, set seven years after Breaking Dawn. Will Jacob transcend his reservations and finally see Nessie as a full-grown woman? Will Nessie overcome her insecurities and succeed in seducing Jacob? Canon pairing, lemon-y.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sharpened Blade by dolly3078 reviews
Someone is stalking Bella and everyone is a suspect. Fear drives her into the arms of the grumpy chef she works with, but is he the safest person to go to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,483 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake My Soul by msj2779 reviews
Bella is Telekinetic and she has spent the first twenty five years of her life sheltered as a means to control her gift. When she meets Edward-for a second time-he awakens a part of her that she never knew existed. A/H Rated M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 231,392 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morning Light by Akicks reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eclipse EPOV Edward's Eclipse by Erica.K.Bailey reviews
Eclipse EPOV. Twilight Saga Eclipse from Edward's Point of View. Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,579 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 416 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ritual by araeo reviews
AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,793 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maniacal by lavender skyy reviews
As we move through life, the force of fate creates events that we only appreciate when we reflect on our existence. Unlikely bonds form and tragedy forever changes the lives of Ness, Jacob, his once-lover Kimber, and the Cullens. Turns AU mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,253 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Twisted Tale by miraline reviews
It's up to Bella to protect Edward from a vicious stalker in this twisted tale of obsession and deadly desire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,237 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Immortal Hearts by TaylorEnchanted reviews
Jacob Black couldn't stand around and see the girl he loved turn into something he was born to kill so he left. Eight years later, he's living in New York City where a bronze haired beauty catches his eye.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Highways and Broken Hearts by tanglingshadows reviews
Always on his own Edward Masen makes his way to Seattle and encounters all the things he has spent his life avoiding. Can he overcome his insecurities and find love and friendship or will he sabotage his own happiness because he feels unworthy? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,163 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
True Love: Nessie and Jacob by ILOVETWILIGHT79 reviews
Nessie has fallen in love with Jacob and she does not know Jacob has imprinted on her. They discover they love each other and take their love to the next level. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,144 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Phasing Moon by Gabyta 23 reviews
Nessie and Jacob are in love but unaware of the other one's feelings. Jacob has kept his imprinting a secret from Nessie, hoping she'll make up her mind on her own. Will they finally discover each other's feelings? Story is better than summary, I promise!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,448 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Letters From Delta by Sailor Angie reviews
COMPLETE-Lonely and paranoid, Edward Cullen, Hollywood's new 'It-Boy' decides to leave his instant fame behind him. He re-locates to a small town in Northern Wisconsin where he'll discover life out of the spotlight is just as complicated. AU/AH ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,550 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phased by restlessxpen reviews
Driven away from his home by the sight of a wedding invitation, Jacob Black has fled far from the boundaries of La Push. He has lost the ability to Phase, but it seems like a small price to pay in consideration of keeping what is left of his heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,927 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
30 Days of Night by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. The Cullens will appear later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choice by eibbil reviews
Six years have passed since BD and Renesmee is now a young woman. Due to an agreement b/w Edward, Bella and Jacob, Ness has no idea that Jacob imprinted on her. Jacob left the choice to her. Now she's of age...what will she choose? J/R, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,195 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Light of Day by secret04161975 reviews
The story of Jacob and Renesmee 8 years following Breaking Dawn. Romance, lemony, told entirely from Nessie's POV, but includes all the Cullens and the Wolves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 122,731 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Meant To Be reviews
Jacob is forced to leave the most important person in his life. He struggles to go on with his life, to make something of himself. He knows that one day he'll see her again, whether Edward likes it or not. Constructive reviews appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie