Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.

JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.

The Guardian of the Sith Temple doesn't particularly care for the new breed of Sith, for all that they've been around for 1,000 years. But they're the only Sith the Guardian knows about. Until one day… Alternately, "How to accidentally join the Sith without really trying."

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Naruto thinks he's expendable. The others don't react so well to that.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Once upon a time, in a world that didn't exist Lee McAvoy lost a wife he's never been quite certain was real. The only life he ever loved was fiction. One day, two strangers offer him a second chance at a never-was.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

I always wondered what happened after the Doctor dropped the Ponds back at their house at the end of AOTD. So...I decided to explore it for myself. Just a trifle, really. Does what it says on the tin. Picks up right after Amy tells Rory, "I can see you."

Children should never have to explain the birds and the bees to their parents. But when one is a faerie and the other is a raven, both without a clue, it just becomes fun. Diaval/Maleficent, Aurora/Phillip. Rated M for subject matter and discussions.

Donna meets Lee McAvoy again (the man from the library) and he's taken her promise to find him to heart. Meanwhile, the Doctor and Rose deal with lizard people who have hijacked a 51st century luxury liner. Sequel to "Once While Calibrating a Trans-Temporal Psychic Beacon Spatio-Locator," but can be read as a stand-alone fic.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.

They're trapped and quite possibly freezing to death. It's all Rory can do to keep from panicking when the Doctor and Amy leave him behind again. Time is running out, and he can no longer feel the beat of their hearts. (K for safety)

It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.

Naruto's an ambassador, the three Defense teachers are entirely unprofessional, Harry's a pervert, and he's dragging Draco down with him. A present to myself, since I wanted a complete Naruto crossover, for once.

What if Sho had had to make an honest woman of Kyoko in order to get her to agree to come to Tokyo with him? What impact would this have on the lives of Kyoko, Sho, and Ren Tsuruga? AU, but it deviates from canon less than one might think.

Outtakes from "My First Date with Katniss Everdeen". Chapter 1 - a snippet from the Wingman's POV. Chapter 2 - Madge goes on her first date. Chapter 3&4 - An unconventional double date. Chapter 5 - Snippet from Katniss' POV.

It didn't matter why he had been thrown into the Pit. In the end what mattered was that in the cell next to his, there was a child. Gen, T for canon-typical violence and backstory.

The century's most anticipated wedding is about to take place, but there's one secret that Kyoko has kept from Ren, and it's one that's most certain to put him in a rather...fowl mood.

Sasuke doesn't remember how it started, this habit Itachi had of poking him in the head, but Itachi does, and he still thinks it was a wonderful discovery.

Ayame and Mine were perfectly content with their shared lives, but when Mine finds out about the Souma curse, Ayame is the one left terrified by the consequences. One-shot AyamexMine, minor fluff.

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

Ren overhears an argument between Kyouko and Fuwa Sho while "just happening" to be passing through the deserted area where he usually finds the Chicken. Though they'd never admit it, both Ren and Shou have something in common.

Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.

He smiles a little weakly as they slip the noose around his neck, as the floor disappears out from under him. It's the bravest thing she's ever seen anyone do. Pre-movie. Prequel to Janus and White Shores.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

Zoe, post-traumatic stress disorder, and the new pilot. Pre-series.

Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.

Sherlock is bored. John suffers the consequences. Mrs. Hudson is just concerned for her wall. Based on the parody J.M. Barrie wrote for Arthur Conan Doyle.

A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.

They’re mine too, you know. I know that they always refer to me as ‘their Haruhi’, their toy, the thing they cling to tighter than Tamaki clings to his teddy bear. They’d never acknowledge that the door swings both ways."

What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.

And one time he really, really was. Gen, with a side of Spock/Uhura and a hint of Kirk/McCoy if you squint.

What does the future hold for a Sirius sorted into Slytherin and Snape, who's never met Lily, recast as his best friend? Follow their adventures in life, love and eternal Potter hating from 4th year to Voldemort's attack. remus/sirius snape/lily

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

An essay on the nature of chuunin.

New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.

A peek into Edward's mind as he deals with Biology class... As usual, my summary stinks... Just try the fic please... Thanks...

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

Gilbert Blythe took it for granted that Avonlea girls would always swoon at his feet - until Anne Shirley cracked her slate over his head instead. How can it be that the one girl he really cares about won't even look his way?

RxT continuation fic -- One year on, Tsukushi turns to Rui for advice in maintaining a long distance relationship. Unexpectedly, however, Tsukushi finds her old feelings resurfacing for the first man she had ever loved – one who hasn't given up on her...

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?

Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.

A summer interlude between Lily and Severus after their falling out. One shot. Spoilers for DH.Sometimes you don't know what you want until you get it. Whether you are prepared or not.

A conversation between Severus & Lily the summer before their friendship ends evidences his inner conflicts and unresolved feelings for the redhaired witch. Oneshot.

Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]

Courtship is defined by the biology text as a type of behavior in which an animal sends out stimuli such as sounds, visual displays, or chemicals in order to attract a member of the opposite sex. So, is it really all about the bathroom? HowlSophie

Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.

A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.

Suoh Tamaki woke up that day to an utterly wrong scenario

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

The relationship between Sakura and Gaara told from a different perspective. Perhaps not all of it quite sane.

Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.

Complete Meryl becomes more important to Vash than he wants to admit. But Knives sees it. Knives capitalizes on it. But he finds it increasingly difficult to exploit the Insurance girl, for reasons far too old, and not buried deep enough…KMV

Post Season 3 , Alex and Isabel...

After she married Jesse, Isabel visits Alex