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Hey, I'm ILoveSiriusBlack4 and thanks for looking at this, most people don't and yeah BAII! :)

Best Days of my life:

1. Seeing 5sos Live

2. Meeting James and Oliver Phelps

3. Michael Clifford and Pewdiepie (Felix) talking over Twitter

4. Started reading fanfiction (started 2011)

What I FANGIRL Over:

- Youtube (Pewdiepie, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Kickthepj, Joey Graceffa, Troye Sivan, Cutiepiemarzia, Smosh Etc..)

- One Directon

- Harry Potter (Duh..)

- 5 Seconds of Summer

- Anime (Death Note, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Fairy Tail, Daily Lives of Highschool Boys etc..)

- Hunger Games

- Fanfiction

Friends and BFF's!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. Best FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. Best FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Best FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I have joined the Review Revolution.

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The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember harry
when someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
when I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
at the thought of greater good

I promise to remember “I solemley swear that I am p to no good”
for Gred, Forge and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
and fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa
when I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks
when someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful
for Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
when someone is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the marauders
when a friend says “call and I’ll be there”

I promise to remember Dobby
the servant who was served, saved and saves

I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be kooky

I promise to remember Seamus
when things go wrong but I still persevered

I promise to remember Draco
when I see bad men and think they look HOT

I promise to remember Oliver
when I soar to great heights

I promise to remember the Dursley’s
when my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I promise to remember JK Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

Thank you Harry Potter for all the great adventures you gave to kids all over the world

Thank you for showing us anything is possible if we believe

Thank you for everything you have done

And most of all thank you JK Rowling for writing these amazing books you are an inspiration to us all

Harry Potter will live forever

And you coloured me coloured

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Number your favorite Death Note characters 1-12 in no particular order!

  1. Light
  2. Mello
  3. Ryuk
  4. Sayu
  5. L
  6. Misa
  7. Near
  8. Mastuda
  9. Raye Penber
  10. Matt
  11. Watari
  12. Mikami

Now answer these questions!

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I don't really know. But i think Sayu is pretty!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I can't really see Mikami getting Mastuda pregant, but ok. I think they will have an odd baby

4. What's Six's super secret kink?

Misa super secret kink is probably Light and L yaoi

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mello and Misa. I think they will be ok as a couple. They could do each othes hair though!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

L and Raye or L and Matt. I'll go with L and Matt

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Near walking in on Mellow and Mikami having sex. That would be sooooo Awkward!!

8. Make up a summary of a Three and Ten fanfic:

Ryuk and Matt? Omg...

Matt. Just a guy. Who is bored. Ryuk. Just a shinigami. Who is bored. What happens when their paths collide?

9. Is there any One/Eight fluff?

there is Light and Mastuda fluff.

W10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt and comfort fic:

Near and Mikami, not my otp but ok

You cannot delete my toys Mikami

11. Do any of your friends read Three het?

My friends don't like Death Note and they probably don't want to read a story about Ryuk anyways...

12. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Nah, my friends don't write or draw Watari

13. Would you write a Two/Four/Five fic?

Mello, Sayu and L? Hey that could work... Maybe if there is a good idea or something

14. What might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?

Matt would scream something in a moment of great passion when he is doing it with Mello

15. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose to represent them?

A song that represents Mastuda? I can't think of one at the moment...

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Light, Misa and Mikami. I don't know what the warning would be. Sexual themes? Murder? something where Misa and Mikami fight for Light.

17. What would be a good pickup line for Ten to use on Two?

Matt to use on Mello.. (OMG OTP)

" Do you like chocolate? Cause your gonna choke a lot on this dick"

19. 'One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.' Suggest a title for this fic:

Light and Raye are in a happy relationship until Raye runs off with Sayu. Light, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Watari and a brief unhappy affair with Mikami, then follows the wise advice of L and finds true love with Mello.

"Light has love problems, not only with Misa"

20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Watari shag Raye? He would have to be drunk.

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HarryHoaxing by busilak at salaula reviews
Duel Death Eaters? Check. Defeat Dark Lords? Been there, done that. Pretend to be Chief Swan's daughter in some backwater town and catch the eye of its resident, blood-sucking vampires? Sure, no prob-wait, WHAT? EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,633 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Edward
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Colorful American by PandaGirl2860 reviews
An american who has come to Japan to enter To-Oh University to become a detective didn't expect her first case to be the hardest in the world. She didn't expect to meet a handsome college student who has taking a liking to her and she hadn't expected to meet an insomniac who has also grown fond of her. How did she get caught between two components in a game of the wits? LxOCxLight
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Light Y., L, OC
Death Note Pairings by PuddingNya reviews
Hello! I'm Cake and this is Death Note Parings. Death Note boys x reader! Hope you enjoy. Always trying to make anime crushes a romantic reality through fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/20/2013 - L, Light Y., Matsuda T., BB
Blackest Hearts by Transformette reviews
Light Yagami. Perfect student, perfect son, perfect brother. To her it seemed obvious that there must be more to him than just that; but investigating wasn't a safe game at all. And she didn't know the rules to it. Light can't trust himself anymore; can he trust this girl? Reviews appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,906 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Light Y., OC] L, Takada K.
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Crossroads At Every Turn by Ahsilaa reviews
Harry and Bella are twins but they are the only family they have. What will happen when they meet each other and is there something wrong with Bella? Watch as their story unfolds and fate plays tricks on them. Very little of actual Twilight in it ;)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Bella
On The Run by DarkWhispers112 reviews
She was caught doing something she never should have agreed to do... She was taken hostage. And now she must work with the one person she despises, against her will. What will come out of this?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Near, Mello, OC
Dear Roxanne by fantabulousz reviews
"I just want the world to see me for who I am, and not who my family is." Roxanne Weasley feels like it's just herself against the world, but unbeknownst, she has some pretty awesome people standing in her corner, ready to fight for her, especially her father. A collection of letters and accounts from Roxanne, her family and her friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,795 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - George W., Rose W., Roxanne W.
RED AND BLACK by MegaKitty reviews
Sirius Black's daughter is raised by Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 198,258 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
Mutual Trust by 221BluePoliceBox reviews
Arthur is called into work to investigate the mysterious Cowboy and Spaceman dolls that are brought to attention of the Ministry. (oneshot Harry Potter & Toy Story crossover)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Arthur W., Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Daily Lives of Highschool Swimmers by McVitie reviews
12 episodes isn't enough to cover all the ridiculous shenanigans the boys and their friends get up to. Drabble series!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Nagisa H., Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
James, My Boyfriend? by CateandBaze4evr reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans have been good friends since 5th year. But what will happen when James has some girl trouble and asks Lily to pretend to be his girlfriend to help him out.Will their friendship become more? Or will it be ruined forever? Plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,110 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fake Wedding Date by GottaLoveReiding reviews
Hermione Granger is a bridesmaid at Harry and Ginny's wedding, but she has no date. So, she decides to use an escort to pretend to be her boyfriend for the week. But what happens when the service sets her up with none other than Draco Malfoy? Rated T for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Becoming Mrs Weasley by wonderstruck13 reviews
It's five years after the war and Hermione and Ron are finally ready to get married, but issues from their past come back to haunt them. This is the tale of Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Ginny growing up after the War through Hermione's POV. A lot of fluff, some humor, and some romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,774 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Origins by 221BluePoliceBox reviews
How Fred came up with the name Snotface. (oneshot)
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
The Muggle Pureblood Relations Program by thebluecray0n reviews
After graduating, Hermione finds herself filming a reality show for the Ministry in an attempt to build a new world after the war. She isn't really sure what to expect when she finds out the pure-blood family she's matched with is the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,556 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Young Blood by pistachio gelato reviews
Hermione didn't mean to get shot back in time just as Sirius didn't mean to fall for her. Wibbly wobbly, timey whimey indeed. - A light SBxHG story told in bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 23,051 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
What's Left Of Me: A Lily and James Fanfic by iambookworm reviews
Lily likes James. James likes the chase. What happens when the chase is over and Lily's heart is broken? By the time James realizes his true feelings will it be too late? Read on to find out! K plus for some minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 61,962 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just a bedtime story by Aj Bradley reviews
Molly Weasley reads six year old Ginny weasley a bedtime story but it turns out lots of things happen after a bedtime story is told.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Answering you letter by MysteriousMissSirius reviews
Have you always wanted to recieve a letter for your favourite HP character? Here is your chance! Leave a review and you might get a reply from your hero... EDIT, Game closed for unlimited time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
When Lily Met James by GryffindorRAWRR reviews
Basically, just read the title3 &sorry if you read the last one and there was no story, i was working out how to post a story, thanks for your paitence&enjoy: i do not own any of the Harry Potter characters/places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like her? You're Crazy! by alyssasimone reviews
The group is back! Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Lee, Fred and George! The boys realize that the girls are HOT and everyone else realizes it too! But how will the react to the Slytherins flirting with them? read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Are YOU Right for Harry Potter? by RodentFace reviews
Take the quiz and find out. And which characters are "right" for everybody's favorite Boy Who Lived? Their scores may surprise you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Marry Me? by christywitha CH reviews
How did Ron propose to Hermione, you ask? This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Months by Lady Weasleyy reviews
When Hermione is assigned a trip to Durmstrang for a few months, McGonagall adds an extra person and a few rules. The other person, of course, being the Head Boy she loves to hate, and the rules including faking a romance. Will they ever get along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Wedding Invitation by RodentFace reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley who just WON'T propose! are invited to some old friends' wedding. But whose wedding is it? Doubt this is a pairing that many of you have seen before. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, "mystery" pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Diary of a Sparkly Hufflepuff by Good boy-chan reviews
Edward Cullen is on official business in Scotland when he stumbles across Hogwarts, a school for witchcraft and wizardry. There, he meets people who seem to know him, be he can't remember them. Based on Rob Pat playing Edward and Cedric. Cedric/EdwardxCho
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Cho C., Edward
Epic Meaninglessness by Kalamazoo222 reviews
Come venture into the Twilight world of Harry Potter...If you dare! Join Kalamazoo in his random and erroneous adventures including thumb wrestles, cartwheels, and bathroom humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Albus D., Carlisle
Any Girl in the School by RodentFace reviews
"There is not one girl in this entire school I couldn't get," Sirius boasted. "What about me?" Lily challenges Sirius to try to "win" her which mostly makes him fear for his life. Um, James? Lily/Sirius FRIENDSHIP! Some minor Lily/James, Alice/Frank, and Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter Meets Twilight by MostDefinitelyFlorentine reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the gang from Harry Potter met Bella, Edward, and Jacob? Secrets will be revealed, shirts shall be ripped off, and Ron will vomit. . . repeatedly. Sounds interesting?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
His Hair by RodentFace reviews
"His hair," she smiled. "I am marrying Harry Potter because he has great hair." Ginny gets tired of the press' stupid questions and suggesting that she's only marrying Harry for his fame and money. So she sets them, ah, straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Completely True Report Cards by LVB reviews
The end of semester is always difficult for a busy Professor, especially when said Professor is asked to provide feedback on the four biggest slackers in Gryffindor House 1976 Edition . Merlin help us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 13 by KJMusical reviews
This is my 13th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Harry Potter Vs. Edward Cullen. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Wait! What? by thisisreallystupid reviews
Hermione has one last case before going on maternity leave. She just wishes it wasn't this one. -ONESHOT-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Because of it by Aj Bradley reviews
Harry Potter finds a notbook on the Kitchen counter and it all begins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P.
To Solemnly Swear: Year One by Jaisler reviews
The Marauders' first year at Hogwarts. Them meeting, pranking, laughing, making enemies, learning magic, being awesome and dealing with the beginning of the rise of Lord Voldemort. First part of a series,T just in case, Read & Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,345 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'VE FALLEN FOR HIM, I THINK by Aj Bradley reviews
The christmas ball is coming up and all lily wants is to go with a certain pig headed, marauder but her only problem is he's going with some other girl that isn't her will lilys dream boy take her to the dance or will lily be left heart broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How it should have ended by fredandgeorge97 reviews
How Twilight should have ended based off of Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
Professor Snape's Potion by Fire'sTiger reviews
One shot. Sorry if any of the characters seem OOC. Set before the sixth Harry Potter book. Professor Snape makes a new potion which accidently sends Harry to a world where he meets some one he never thought he would see. . . Sorry you guys, but I won't be updating this story. I really don't know where I would go with it if I did, sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Stay Calm and Sparkle On by Slytherfoot reviews
The Golden Trio are running through the Forbidden Forest when they run into a certain vampire. What's worse? Malfoys there too. A lot of AVPM references, but all for fun. Please R&R. Parody! One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
The Three Little Pigs by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
The Marauders and Lily give Harry a bedtime story he'll never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Magic Sponge by xXxSHATTERxXx reviews
Spongebob comes to Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2011 - SpongeBob
Opposite Day by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"Oi, Potter! You. Me. A date. This Saturday," Lily said, her voice over-confident. "Um . . . what?" In which Lily Evans is cocky and over-confident, James Potter won't date her and Peter is Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Transfer Student by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
A new Transfer Student comes to Hogwarts and helps Lily and James get together, but will she fall for Sirius along the way? Sirius/OC James/Lily. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Once We're Out of this Mess by RodentFace reviews
After Fred's death, George reflects on all the things that he and Fred were planning on doing once the war was over including singing there own version of Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead about Voldemort. Story is much better than summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
If I Ever Fall in Love by RodentFace reviews
According to Sirius, James acts like an idiot because he's in love with Lily. So he makes Remus promise that he will lock him up if he ever falls in love. Pairings: Lily/James Sirius/Marlene Tonks/Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tango Lessons by RodentFace reviews
Hermione is forcing Ron into taking ballroom dancing lessons for Hugo's wedding and who does he run into taking the tango class before his? None other than Draco Malfoy! Pairings: Ron/Hermione Rose/Scorpius Hugo/OC Draco/every girl in his tango class?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Random Harry Potter Jokes by The Wicked One 22 reviews
These are jokes that came to mind while watching the Harry Potter movies... Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Roses and Daisies by RodentFace reviews
Everyone gives Rose roses, but her favorite flowers are daisies. No one has bothered to noticed this, but does Scorpius care? Written for Valentine's Day even thougth I hate Valentine's Day .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Potter Hair by RodentFace reviews
When Harry goes into Snape's memory, Lily says that she hates how James always makes his hair look messy. Why does he do that and does her opinion of his Potter Hair ever change?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Death Buddies by RodentFace reviews
Am I the only one who's noticed that Sirius and Fred both died laughing? Wouldn't that make them Death Buddies or something like that? They seem to think so. Everyone else, not so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Fred W., Sirius B. - Complete
The Speech by RodentFace reviews
George gives his speech at Harry and Ginny's wedding. NOBODY expected it. I can't tell you more without ruining it for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Freedom by RodentFace reviews
Rose wants Scorpius to invite his parents to their wedding, but he doesn't. Draco does come and his officially changes. The story is MUCH better than the summary. I'd like to think that I'm better at writing that summarizing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Real Reason by RodentFace reviews
Severus Snape see's Harry and Ginny just after they start dating and it gives him deja vu.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Newspapers by RodentFace reviews
Ginny Weasley comes across a very interesting article about Albus Dumbledore a year and a half after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Potter Curse by RodentFace reviews
Harry goes back into Dumbledore's memory to see his father tell his mother about "The Potter Curse". The story seems familier somehow. James/Lily but much Ginny/Harry too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Proposing by RodentFace reviews
Harry's nervous about proposing to Ginny so he seeks support from a mysterious person. Can you guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Marauders vs Weasley Twins by RodentFace reviews
James Sirius Potter and Fred Weasley the second argue about who were the worst pranksters: The Marauders or the Weasley twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Fred W., James S. P. - Complete
Letters by RodentFace reviews
Fred and George ask Ron to send them a letter when Ginny breaks up with Dean and starts dating some other guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Frogs by RodentFace reviews
Ron wishes he could be on a Chocolate Frog Card. Hermione is pretty indifferent to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not Paying Attention by RodentFace reviews
Ginny has something important to say to Harry, but he's not paying attention so she decides to tell him that she's running off with Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Cute Couple by RodentFace reviews
Hermione and Ginny think that Neville and Luna would make a cute couple which causes Ron and Hermione to start bickering. THis takes place before my other story, Nargles and Mistletoe. LL/NL RW/HG HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Scar by RodentFace reviews
At the end of the Deathly Hallows, it said that Harry's scar hadn't pained him for 19 years. I thought what if he ran into a door? Then I realized I need to be the one who writes that! Hermione freaks out, Ron is clueless, and Ginny keeps a cool head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Rules by RodentFace reviews
When Ron and Hermione start dating, Harry has some rules for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I Hate Awkward Couples by RodentFace reviews
Minerva reflects over awkward couples that have gone to Hogwarts while she was there. MP/AW LE/JP AL/FL HP/GW RW/HG NL/LL TL/VW RW/SM MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Ways to Charm Witches by RodentFace reviews
For Harry's 17th birthday, Ron gave him a book called Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. What happenes when Ginny finds Ron's copy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Tik Tok by Voldemort by RodentFace reviews
So, what would happen if Voldemort wrote Tik Tok? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Nargles and Mistletoe by RodentFace reviews
So, Harry has a Christmas party, and Ginny sees Neville and Luna standing under the mistletoe. What happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
George Weasley is a Bloody Seer by anarkali-anjali reviews
One summer evening before Teddy begins Hogwarts, George Weasley predicts the spouses of the next generation kids. Pairs include BW/FD,PW/AW,GW/AJ, RW/HG,HP/GW,TL/VW,DW/OC,LucyW/OC,MWII/OC,LW/OC,FWII/OC,RoxanneW/OC,RW/SM,HW/OC,JSP/OC,ASP/OC,LLP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - George W. - Complete
Ten FatherDaughter Moments by KaceyO reviews
Ten Father-Daughter moments to random songs challege with various pairs
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Notepassing by moony391 reviews
Just some random notepassing between the Marauders. Rating for some semimature themes. Plan on it being a series of related oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Little Things that Brighten Up My Day by Aubrieanna NeonBlack reviews
James writes a poem in detention, and poor Professor McGonagall has to read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2006 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter A Spongebob Squarepants Spoof! by AmyRAWR reviews
Just a spoof me and my mate did when we was bored :P its to the spongebob theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Leave You by lilkyonkyon reviews
Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss me, Harry by Heptagon reviews
Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help? Sequel posted: "Marrying Harry".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons Learned by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
What would happen if McGonagall decided to take a day off...and Sirius and James were left in charge of her class? Mayhem included and marauder chaoskind of OOC but that's what makes it fun! RR kids. no longer a oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Minerva M., James P.
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Horrible Person by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Glasses by stars-n-moons91 reviews
Ron's joke on Harry reveals a little secret. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Devoted by Stargirl1439 reviews
COMPLETE! Sirius and Lily have discovered that they really like each other, so naturally they start going out. But, then why is this a Lily & James story? I'll love you if you read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,919 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 2/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sick by Gwendolyn James reviews
Harry's got a cold, and he's quite cranky. What will it take to make him feel better? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
Hermione Granger's Diary by Len reviews
A Fifth Year fic: The smartest witch of her year gets it in writing... (Chapter 4 is up!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Spongebob? by TroubleTwinz reviews
The train ends up undwerwater....they meet people...they who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2002
More Than Pumpkin Juice reviews
Will Lily Evans fall for James Potter's charms or another way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete