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Hola people of FanFiction I am RobinMakesMeHappy. And as you smart people can tell I love Robin, but only Dick Grayson Robin. The others are just wannabees. My age is between 13 and 20, so take a guess. I live in Gotham City and am mentally dating\ kidnapping Robin.
I promise to remember Robin when I see a young circus acrobat.
I promise to remember Slade when I see a deranged psychopath.
I promise to remember Beastboy when I see one with pointy ears.
I promise to remember Raven when I see a person reluctant to conquer her fears.
I promise to remember Starfire when I see mustard bottles.
I promise to remember Cyborg when I see cars and waffles.
I promise to remember Terra whenever I see a rock figurine.
I promise to remember Silkie when someone eats through thick and thin.
I promise to remember Dr. Light when, in darkness, one is a fool.
I promise to remember Control Freak when I see a remote used as a tool.
I promise to remember Bumblebee whenever I see a spark plug lying there.
I promise to remember Speedy when someone is vain about his hair.
I promise to remember Aqualad when I see a dignified fish.
I promise to remember Mas y Menos whenever I hear someone speaking in Spanish.
I promise to remember The Brain when I see an organ in a jar.
I promise to remember Kid Flash when someone moves nimbly from near to far.
I promise to remember Trigon when chaos and fire reign.
I promise to remember Mad Mod when a teacher inflicts pain.
I promise to remember Argent whenever I see red and black.
I promise to remember Hotspot when fire is abundant in front and behind my back.
I promise to remember Thunder and Lightning whenever a storm passes me.
I promise to remember Jinx when from bad luck we flee.
I promise to remember all other villains when someone laughs evilly but in glee.
I promise to remember all other Titans when I see something shaped as a ''T''.
Yes, I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THE TEEN TITANS FROM NOW TO ETERNITY!
TEEN TITANS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is an interesting story.
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
The students name was Albert Einstein
There was a professor of philosophy who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God could not exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impecable logic.
For 20 years he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone "against him". No one would go against him because he had a reputation.
At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, "If there's anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In 20 years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say,"because anyone who does believe in God is a fool". If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from dropping to the ground and breaking.
Such a simple task to prove that he is God and yet he can't do it! And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the class room and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. All of the students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.
Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major. And he was afraid but for 3 months that semester he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped.
Finally the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up." The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of classroom. The professor shouted, "You fool! If God existed he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man then ran out of the lecture hall.
The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he testified of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much. (This makes me laugh so hard...)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. ( And this, cause it's true)
It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!
Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall. ( This to)
Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.
Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.
According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!
I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontaneously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.
No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy
Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.
It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-
If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!
Get the facts first, you can distort them later.
Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. ( Run Forest! Run!)
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter. ( Well... yeah. This to)
BRAINLESS STUFF THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SKIP OVER
This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination!
SUPPORT THE KITTY!
Mentally dating a sexy character that doesn't actually exist (DICK GRAYSON!)*
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( Oh no... Mom!! Wake up!)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ( Then how...?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." ( A apposed to?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Oh... good thing they put that there)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Whoops.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Well, 's a little to late for that)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh no... Honey get Bobby out of the car!!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I would hope so)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Aww.. no more Christmas in space)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Hehehe...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Oh... Now I get it)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( No!!!! My dreams are ruined!!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (What about my head?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." ( Thats why Lizzy got shocked...)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (O.o Oh...)
On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (...)
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (*facepalm*)
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (Well... no more T.V)
A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Bees are people too!!!)
A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." ( I have nothing to say)
A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." ( Am I the only one who reads this stuff?)
A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." ( OH MY GLOB! HONEY GET IT AWAY FROM THE KIDS!!!)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." ( You don't say?)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." ( Well that just ruines the effect)
A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Looks like Ma needs a new secret ingerdent)
A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." ( I don't even...)
A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Who writes this stuff?)
A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." ( So thats why there so washed up...)
A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." ( *shakes head* Really? I mean, really?!)
A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." ( Well there goes America)
A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." ( Hehe... Oh big brother!! Come here.)
A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." ( Why?? Just why?)
A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Like a mom would do that. Oh what mom? You did that to me? -...-)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn. I thought this would save lots of money.)
An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." ( Dang it! Time to call the dentist)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Then how does it work...)
A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Aww... But they taste so good.)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." ( Now that makes sence)
On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" ( That sloves the rosted marshmellows problem.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: The dance of the cucumber by veggie tales ( What?)
Waking Up: For even and always by Talyor Swift (Ehh)
First Day At School: Cruella De Ville by Bill Lee
Falling In Love: Tell me why by Talyor swift (Again. What?)
Fight Song: Australia by the Jonas Brothers
Breaking Up: Games by The Jonas Brothers
Prom night: A place for us by Leigh Nash and Tyler James ( Now this is better)
Life: Another Layer by Jon McLaughlin
Mental Breakdown: Hollywood by The Jonas Brothers
Driving: Kids of the future by The Jonas Brothers
Flashback: Inserparable by the Joans Brothers
Getting back together: I wanna be like you by Louis Prima
Wedding: Mama Prays by Chris Rice
Birth of Child: Keep your mind wide open by Annasophia Robb
Final Battle: Jesse's Bridge by Aaron Zigman
Funeral Song: I learned from you by Miley Cyrus (Ewww)
Final Credits: Sometimes Love by Chris Rice
I have alot of Jonas Brothers...
Ps: If anyone would like to make art of my stories, please do.
Miguel: She really wants it.
Robin: Yeah. She goes on about it all day. So not whelming.
Me: H-Hey!! Shut up you two! Don't pay any mind to them.
Jack Frost: ...Hey...
Me/Robin/Miguel: How did you get here?
Jack Frost: ...Cuz I'm awesome!
Miguel/Robin: Pfff...Yeah right.
Me: *Swooning* Ohh yes you are...
I got a Jack Frost Christmas tree ornament today. So worth 3 weeks allowance. XD
PPs: I am putting my Young justice story out for grabs. I don't care for it anymore... So first to PM me can have it.
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If you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, copy and paste this to your profile.
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I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
" There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''
''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart
A few more things about me.
I believe in God.
I think Gay marriage is wrong.
I still watch Blue's Clues from time to time.
I say you should not date till high school.
I think marriage before love making.
I am terrified of spiders.
I want to be a vet.
I have three cats, two dogs, a geribel, three fish, two birds, two hermit crabs, and a horse.
I love to read.
I hate the color pink.
I eat meat, but despise wearing animal furs.
I love to sing, but am tone deaf.
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