AdmiralAsscheeks
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Joined 03-09-12, id: 3801972, Profile Updated: 10-26-13
Author has written 3 stories for Starship, and Homestuck.

Hello my name is Ryan and I have truly fucked up.

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Revelry by PumpkinHarvest reviews
Jasper made it seem as if she'd never left. Continuing on just as they were before. "I'm always thinking about this. About you." Jasper rasped, raising up on her knees, gathering Peridot ever closer. "I can't have a thought without you in it. You never leave my mind, Peri." She assured, nuzzling her so softly.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29 - Jasper, Peridot - Complete
No One Is Lost by thesocketpuppet reviews
In which Pearl is a successful dancer stuck in the mud, and Lapis tries to leave a relationship with Jasper that has her feeling trapped. They meet at a bar one evening and things progress from there. One shot, complete. Modern AU, no powers.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21 - [Pearl, Lapis L.] Amethyst, Jasper - Complete
Dancing with Myself by Applebucker77 reviews
Garnet takes a little time to appreciate just how sexy her body truly is. As she gets caught up in the experience, she fails to notice that someone else is enjoying the show... [Pearlnet].
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5 - [Garnet, Pearl] - Complete
Greg's Late Night by ipwlocks reviews
Little story from Greg's past about when he first started seeing Rose.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/2 - Amethyst, Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
on the run (from them feelings am i right) by now kiss you beauties o mine reviews
I know you guys felt all that unresolved tension from the recent episode On the Run. In this story, Pearl attempts to have some alone time with her holo-Amethyst (assuming it can be solid heh heh) and gets caught. Mm hm. You know that good stuff comes from plots like that. This is my first time posting something on here. My writing is convoluted as hell but I hope you'll like it
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/24 - Amethyst, Pearl
Just Touch Me! by Godsavepancakes reviews
A fun Pearlnet fanfiction inspired by the Rocky Horror Picture show :3
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6 - Garnet, Pearl - Complete
Dance With Me by DarkPhoenixIncarnate reviews
Pearlnet PWP OneShot Set After "AloneTogether" Garnet takes a step closer, and this time she doesn't move back, fingers twitching and absently gripping for a skirt to worry between her hands, but that's been gone for a long time now. "I thought we could finish our dance."
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16 - [Pearl, Garnet] - Complete
Little Kinks by tinyfloatingwhale73 reviews
We've all known Pearl to be an uptight goody-two-shoes (not to mention her HUGE gay crush on Garnet) Soon, Pearl and Garnet are dating, and Garnet figured a few...strange, things about Pearl. (Based off of the headcannon on pearlnet-island.) This is my story, but I originally posted it on Wattpad. Anyways, Rated M for BDSM and languauge.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8 - Garnet, Pearl - Complete
Just Let It Happen by theMoonIsaFaker reviews
By my sword, I swear: there can never be too many versions of Video Game Night. We all know where this is going, okay? Talkin bout doin it.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4 - Lars, Sadie
Pearl's Problem by That-One-Psycho-Shipper reviews
Amethyst helps out Pearl with her rather unlikely problem. Pearlmethyst smut, but kind of focused on Pearl. Rated M for graphic masturbation and lesbian sex. Don't like? Don't read.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Amethyst, Pearl - Complete
Dancing In The Rain by Amiinyan reviews
Cronus is a bit of a bully. Kankri is one of his favorite victims, and can't stand him. When the two get stuck working together on a school assignment, things start getting... Complicated. Rated M for later chapters. CronKri, EriSol, JohnKat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
Big Brother by JustCallMeObsessed reviews
Kurt has been shipped off to live with his big brother Carson in New York. They haven't seen each other in 8 years. The last thing Kurt wants is to be here. Will things work out eventually? Will Blaine, Carson's room mate make the stay worthwhile? & Seb.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 447,745 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Aquarimini Ancestors by Venomous Queen reviews
The Psionic gets raped by Dualscar, and Psii gets his nook filled and ungh so seaksy. Oh and by the way, MPREG warning :O
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - The Psiioniic/Helmsman, Orphaner Dualscar
We're Both Ready by doublecriss reviews
Basically our boys decide that its time to start doing things...will lead up to some klaine love making! warning: future chapters will include rimming blowjobs 69 etc
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Ranger Danger by PaigieSaysStopAndStare reviews
I'm Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a Starship Ranger...
Starship - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bug - Complete
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No One Has Time For An Asshole In Uniform reviews
Of course when Kankri needs to be with his brother the most, some flirting asshole stands in the way and he happens to snap at the wrong time and to the wrong person. Though quite frankly Kankri never wants to see this guy again, he finds himself needing him more than ever. (Also on AO3) Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Karkat V., Kankri V., Cronus A.
From the Beginning reviews
Joey/OC kaylee's fic from the beginning ((yeah this is discontinued hehehe /drops mic))
Starship - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Bug - Complete
Kaylee's Fics oh yeah
Joey/OC they kind of go in order rated T for strong language. for kaylee! ((hehe yeah this is discontinued /drops mic))
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,512 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bug