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Joined 03-09-12, id: 3802051, Profile Updated: 02-27-13
Author has written 5 stories for Total Drama series, Pokémon, My Little Pony, Gravity Falls, and Teen Titans.

Hi my name is Zachary and Rice-O-Roni is Awsome!

Best cartoon series ever: Total Drama

Best Total Drama character: Owen

Favorite things to do: Youtube, basketball, and fanfiction

What did the orange say to the banana? That Fruit jokes are really annoying.

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Read the the third word in each line and pass it on (LOL) XD

94% of teens would freak out if Justin Beiber was on a 1,ooo ft building thretaning to kill himself. Copy this to your profile if you are apart of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "DO A BACKFLIP!!" XD

Please read story below, it's so amazing I had to post it on my profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. This did NOT happen to me. It just touched my heart

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A Brony Life by 4428gamer reviews
After being sent to Equestria, even when he isn't a brony at first, he meets the mane six and soon makes the group the mane seven by befriending them. Now with Blitz added to the mix, it's about to get way more interesting. Especially with just what Blitz is. So what adventures are there to be had?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 632,093 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/19/2013
Clouded Judgement by LunarisAmor reviews
My version of 'Yes, Dude, Yes' What if Mordecai never told Margaret how he felt? What if he ended up falling for CJ? What if she tried to win him back? Mostly Mordecai/CJ/Margaret but with some hints of Rigby/Eileen
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Mordecai, Margaret - Complete
Total Drama Underdogs by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
In this alternate reality of Total Drama Island, a single new event causes Ezekiel to never make his sexist remarks. How drastically will the game change with this one event's intervening?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,877 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold
Total Drama: Revenge of the Tour by VonJabey reviews
Fourteen teen's compete for 1,000,000 Dollar's, The final seven have been decided, Daily updates! Yeah Right.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Total Drama Island: Unbroken Rules by Sandstormzach reviews
This is based on a simple question: "What would have happened if Chris didn't allow anyone to break the rules?" This is what I think the answer would be. Things change more as the story goes on. Read & find out what happens if you care. Thanks 4 reviews!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,417 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Gwen, Heather - Complete
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Two Dimension's Collide! reviews
What would you say to the Titans if only you knew that the Brotherhood of Evil and more were coming to the Titans for a rematch? Would you tell them good luck? Have fun, your screwed? Or would you say that you all need to go to another dimension to get more Titan recruits to help in the impending battle that will decide the age old question: Who prevales? Good? Or Evil? Rated 'T'.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Robin
What-if, Buneary and Pikachu's battle reviews
Instead of Dawn and Ash battling with Quilava and Pikachu in Unova, what if it was Buneary vs. Pikachu? COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Buneary/Mimirol, Pikachu - Complete
Pokemon Adventure
Join Conner and his Makuhita, Jet, as they go through Hoenn. Will they make it to the Pokemon League? Who will they meet along the way? Guess you'll have to read to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,505 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Makuhita/Makunoshita
Total Drama Falls reviews
Between seasons, some of the beloved campers will be taken to Gravity Falls to help bost ratings for Total Drama. But instead of going against eachother, there teamed up to prove the rumors of Gravity Falls true or not! Note: In this story they are replacing Mabel and Dipper. More explaining and the story itself inside! Taking a break on this story for a while!
Crossover - Total Drama series & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Grunkle Stan
The Knowitall, the Crazy Girl, and the Ipad reviews
One day at Playa-de-losers, all the losers get presents from home. Once Noah got his present Izzy took it and is making him play some games and having fun... at least, Izzy's version of fun anyway. T just to be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Noah, Izzy