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Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride.

Okay, it's Rebel here. I'm not 16, and I can't spell for beans, so bear with me please. You can call me Rebel, my friends call me Twitch, mean girls call me something that rhymes with that. I'm in 9th grade, I wanna be a writer when I grow up, so this is basically practice for me.

Things that make me happy:
1. Books.
2. Music. (Alt, Indie, Heavy Metal, etc.)
3. Shoes. (Specifically my run down Chuck's, and beat up combat boots).
4. My friends. (They call me Twitch cause when I'm mad, which is often, I used to twitch)
5. FANFICTIONS!!!!!!
6. Ridiculousness (The show) Well really, anything that has to do with the un-punk-able Rob Dyrdek
7. Death Cab for Cutie.
8. My doggie, Hef (Yes, named after Hugh Hefner, he's a sexy beast, what can I say)
9. Guys with piercings!!!! SO effing hot!

Yeah I am a weirdo. Not really, I mean so far, just by looking at the list of things I love love love, you would think I was any normal 14 year old girl.

Things I HATE!!!:
1. Paper rubbing paper.
2. Paper rubbing my fingernails.
3. Cardboard rubbing my fingernails.
4. My language arts teacher.
5. my math teacher.
6. Math in general.
7. My computer science teacher
8. My 5th grade teacher
9. The color orange.
10. Bras that hook in the front
11. People who say, "And in conclusion"
12. Yelling
13. People who dat-a and not date-a
14. My mom's perfume
15. My hair color.
16. The way my brother's car smells.
17. The way my bed spread looks.
18. LMFAO
19. Underwear from Gilly Hicks
20. The way the store Abercrombie and Fitch smells

And I could go on for years, but I won't cause it makes me look bad. Um.. let me tell you about myself, I guess. I play hockey, softball, can't play basketball for beans, I dance on a traveling competition team, used to play piano, quit after a year, I type really fast, like 121 wpm, I've had 3 poems published, I can't sing, my favorite shirt says "I'm so Freakin' Awesome!" my second favorite shirt says "Dream like you'll live forever, and live like you'll die tomorrow." my least favorite shirt is this button up my mom brought me for church. Gross. My favorite singer is either Lykke Li, and Priscilla Ahn, my favorite band is either Nine Inch Nails or Death Cab for Cutie, my favorite Heavy Metal artist is Marilyn Manson, though I do like the Black Veiled Brides, one of my favorite books ever is the Unbecoming of Mara Dyer, and I can't wait for the Evolution of Mara Dyer to come out this year, one of my favorite Maximum Ride FanFics is Diary of a Lovesick Mutant, my fave Percy Jackson is I'm So Sorry, I forget who wrote it. It's really good. My favorite color's purple, and I dont like orange, but you already knew that. I like to think I'm normal, and smart, and my mom likes to think that too, but that doesn't explain the book she's currently reading about how to keep up with your troubled DAUGHTER, and my little sister's only 6 so...


If you don’t know how you ever lived without Maximum Ride, copy and paste this in your profile.
If flying and birds and Maximum Ride are one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have tried to see if you had superpowers, copy and paste this in you profile
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
O is for on the dark side! Cause we have some fresh cookies! Cookies! WOO!!
If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever wished to swap places with a fictional characters for a day, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile


I basically stole this from inerd123 so... um- thanks?


YOUR GUY SIDE

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Especially, my best friends, they make the weirdest noices :P)

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture. (It is now)

X Sad movies suck. (When I am forced to watch them, during a sad part i say "Why the hell do I have to watch this?")

X You own/had an X-Box.

x Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

X You own/had a DS, PS or Sega.

x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice. (I love my Dad, probably because I never get to see home)

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Im not that social)

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. (Green Blue Purple)

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun. (I'm super competitive)

X Talk with food in your mouth. (All the time)

x Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19

Your Girl Side

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. (chap stick most of the time)

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink

X Go to your mom for advice. (Mom's never really home...)

X You consider cheerleading a sport. (Just because I'm a dancer and I consider that a sport also)

X You hate wearing the color black.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Only if my friends are coming.)

X You like wearing jewlery. (I wear like 5 rings everyday. It makes me feel like the Undertaker or something.)

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars.

X You were in gymnastics/dance

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

x You smile a lot more than you should. (Don't smile enough)

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (I run and exercise in the morning and I stink)

X You love the movies.

X You used to play with dolls as little kid.

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of everything.

Total:12

PUNK

x You can skateboard

X you’ve worn plaid. (Favorite Pattern)

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV. (I love Rob Dyrdek)

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) (My hair is currently orange though)

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 6

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

X you get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (basketballs, soccorballs, helmets, skates, stakeboard, bike...)

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 5

HARDCORE/SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere. (I actually walk everywhere)

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance. (I figured out what it means! Thanks UrbanDictionary!)

X Hair has been died more than 1 color (Hair had a white streak in the bangs and dark purple streaks every where else. My mom had a freaking conniption.)

Total: 8 (I dont feel like counting them all up anymore)

PREP

X You own a cell phone. (Finally got a new one!!!!!)

X You own something from Abercrombie. (Scared to enter the store.)

X You own something from Pac sun. (Never heard of it???)

X You own something from Hollister. (Can't afford it, won't ask mother for money)

X You own something from American eagle. (Afraid to enter there also.)

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (This makes me a prep????)

X You love Starbucks. (Freaking addicted to all things involving sugar or coffee!)

X You have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X Do you have more than one house (My parents are divorced. Does that even count?)

Total: 6


Favorite Maximum Ride quotes:

"Would it be better to live in a world of ignorance and happiness or a world of truth and pain? Well, I would pick whatever world had McDonalds." – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“I don't know why girls are all, "I want to be like Romeo and Juliet!" I mean, I hate to spoil the ending, but they die.I mean, seriously. Girls need lives. Badly. I'm sure they're somewhere on Ebay.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Can you tell me where the produce section is?” “*shrugs*” “Can you tell me where the bathrooms are?” “*shrugs*” “Can you tell me anything?” “*shrugs*” -- Fang and a Wall-Mart customer in St. Fang of Boredom’s Job Listings

“But you can’t buy happiness.” “That’s not necessarily true. I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Wham!“GO TO HELL.” Bam!“NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam!“YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now,that's a plan!" -Iggy

"What are you looking for?"
"My dignity, I think it's hiding from me after what happened last night."- Ella and Iggy in The Ring

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"After all Fnick is superman."- Iggy

"'It's the ciiirrrcle of liiiifffe."- Iggy

"I vill now eat nine Snickers bars."- Gazzy

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!"- Gazzy

"Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-" -Gazzy

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Ok, stole this from EdwardAddict.

I'm Obsessed with Maximum Ride. Becuase...

1. I see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

2. I claim I have wings

3. I argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

4. I know what 'Fax' is

5. I want a talking dog.

6. I know Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

7. When I'm spending the night at a friend's, I say I'll take first watch

8. I am counting down the days for the next book.

9. I will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

10. I'm waiting for my 'Nick Ride'

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

The MR Pledge

I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.

I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.

I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes.

I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.

I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.

I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.

I promise to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior.

I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.

I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.

I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing.


Favorite Percy Jackson and the Olympians Quotes

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." Thalia

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?" Percy and Apollo

They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.

Was it hard?" Rachel and Annabeth

"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?
Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god! . . . They don't seem to care." Battle of the Labyrinth

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant.""
— Thalia and Percy"

"All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book. " Percy

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"
"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss but it just feels right." Percy and Blackjack

"Dance you guys!" Thalia ordered. "You look stupid just standing there."
I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth asked.
"Um, who should I ask?"
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."
"Oh. Oh right." Percy and Annabeth

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already (stole this from Mrs.LukeCastellan)

I'll probably end up obsessed with some other series and post more quotes from them, but until then... this is all you guys get.


Friends And Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That shit was freaking awesome! Let's do it again!" (And then you would say: "We are so effing messed up")

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (I have done that! So sorry, Liz, I know that hat was like $30)

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book.

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing.

A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart

But best friends only poke each with straws

Does anyone like Death cab for Cutie as much as me. I mean, I have whole freaking playlist of like 102 songs by them, and my mom says it's weird that I like totally love Zoey Deschanel even though she left Ben Gibbard, the lead singer for DCFC, but I liked her before I liked him, so does it matter?

My mom also says that I don't have a one track mind, I always sing the song Numb by Marina and the Diamonds, and the first line is: One track mind like a goldfish, stuck inside my petri dish.She says that she fears that I'm ADHD because I can't stay on one topic for longer than about 30 seconds, and then when I asked her if she thought I had dyslexia she was like: "Really Alex?" and I was like "Well? Did you have an affair with Zeus or not?" I think I'm really ADD which is like ADHD except I'm lazy instead of hyper.

So, right now I'm gonna tell you about my life.

I'm 14, I'm 5'4", I'm mixed, African-American, and Native American, so my hair grows really fast but I keep it cut to my jaw bone. I have orange highlights, my dad let me get them while I was staying at his house, and my mom flipped out. I live with my mother, in Illinois, and my dad lives in West Virginia so I only see him over winter break, spring break, and the summer. I sometimes get to miss school for a week or two near my birthday, at the end of January, to go to his house. I'm currently thinking of getting rid of the orange and getting blue and white highlights, my mom approved of it, because my hair is really dark, the blue is barely visible and white's not as weird as orange to her. My favorite fruit is the cherry, so anything cherry flavored I'll probably eat. I do take part in some illegal things, sometimes. (Shhhh dont tell.) But I try not to make a habit of being bad. My principle says I let off this air of "Rebel without a cause-ness" because I wear a lot of black and other dark colors. That's how I came up with my screename, that, and I love Joan Jett, and the movie the Runaways was on when I was registering and Dakota Fanning was like: I'm sweet 16 and I'm a rebel queen. And I look real HOT in my tight blue jeans." and I was like, man, that's awesome.

I happen to have more guy friends than girlfriends, because I'm actually fun to be around and I don't just sit around and talk about shoes and crap, not that I don't love shoes, I just think there are better things to talk about in life. My best guy friend's name is David and he lives directly across the street from me. See, I've got the badass look, and he's got the weird nerdy kid look, and our other friend, who is a girl, Elizabeth, has the whole Gilly Hick's preppy Abercrombie and Fitch thing goin' on. Me and Dave are more, "Hey let's go to that pawn shop and look for cool watches and crap!" and Elizabeth's like: "I think I'll just go to Claire's" Elizabeth says I'm more hardcore than her, but she has her ear pierced a second time, and I don't because my mom won't let me until my birthday... next year... :(

I've got a thing for boys with piercings. I love them. The only thing I don't like are gauges (the earrings that put, like, a huge ass hole in your earlobe) tongue rings, (Cause I read this book called the Replacement, and metal or steel or something was like, deadly to the main character and he made out with this girl with a tongue ring and he got really sick) and I don't like nose piercings on guys. But if a super hot guy with live 5 ear piercings, a lip ring, and a bar in his eyebrow walked up to me and asked me out, I'd say HELL TO THE YES!!!!!!!!

I spend a lot of time in trees. I don't like bugs, and I don't really like having trees touch me unless I'm in the mood to climb a tree and have a tree touch me. In the park, I have a favorite tree that I always climb, and no one can see me in it, except David because his window is like, directed at it, but he barely looks out of it, because he's always outside, and usually knows that I'm in my tree. Her name is Bethlehem, and I also have another tree by my little sister's bus stop called Methelusa.

I like a lot of music, as stated earlier, so when David, Liz and I get together and walk around we all criticize music together. Liz likes R&B, David likes Pop, techno and stuff like Dubstep, and I like Indie, and Heavy Metal. But every once in a while I'll blast some Carly Rae Jepson, specifically Call Me Maybe, or 1D. I do like Miguel, Alicia Keys, and Erikah Baduh, Sade, Jill Scott and all that jazz, but I usually stick to my music. But I'm actually going through this faze right now. I'm totally into Radiohead and Dubstep, specifically Skrillex. My little sister called me a moron for liking Dubstep. Especially after I told her that Dubstep was for morons. I guess I'm a hypocrite.

We go to the mall, we usually don't have money, we just go to run around Gilly Hick's cause it's dark and they play funky music. We get kicked out of WalMart a lot because it's walking distance from our house. I'm not allowed to go to Meijer without an adult anymore cause I got kicked out of there so many times. I usually don't get sent to the office at school, not matter what anyone tells you, and I'm smarter than I look, with straight A's and in all advanced classes. And I'm the slacker on the team of AP kids. I've only had one detention, because I kept losing my ID to get on the bus, and I don't plan on having another one, not cause I'm scared, the teacher in the room was afraid of me, but because it was so freaking quiet and boring, and I couldn't even listen to music to pass the time. I've been sent to the office and guidance more times in the past 3 weeks than I had in 3 years, at one point I spent 4 hours out of the school day in the office.

I absolutely adore my little sister, Alicely, she's 6, don't tell anyone about how much I love my sister, I don't like to share that type of crap.

When i grow up I want to be a writer, if I can ever commit myself to writing a book. I currently have a FictionPress, so check it out, cause I love comments. I want to raise awareness about meningococcal disease when I grow up because it's not very well known, but it is incredibly serious, and I think someone should do something about it if they can.


Yep. That's Rebel. And trust me, I've got a cause. (Follow me on Instagram, @lexxthesharpie and Kik me at LexxTheSharpie too!!!)

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Quiet Like The Snow by Victorian Asylum reviews
It started with letters. Then came stalking. A morbid fascination turned into a kidnapping. A serial killer is lusting after Max. Will this time be different, or will she be just another dismembered body dumped in a ditch?
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Scars: Original Version by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language. Original Version of Story. Unfinished. Plan to rewrite in future.
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Playing With Matches by Xx-Twitch-xX reviews
When self proclaimed bad-ass Max Martinez and her family move from Colorado to Arizona, she hardly expects to meet the misbehaved Fang Ride and his friends, and she definitely doesn't expect what comes after meeting him. Badboy!Fang. Fax after a while. Edgy T for the moment, although it could move up to M at any moment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,340 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - [Max, Fang] Iggy, OC
Welcome to Olympus High by Takara Phoenix reviews
High school AU - Percy has to change school for the umpteeth time. This time, to a boarding school full of rich, spoiled brats. But not all are the same. He learns that when he joins the cheerleaders and falls in love with the quarterback, Nico di Angelo. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy - Sequel "Olympus High: Next Generation" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,714 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
Anything But Average by banannabee reviews
Average. The one word that can describe me. Average face. Average brown eyes. Average grades. Average – well, everything. I'm not special in any way but one. And I've been told it millions of times. Max and Maya are twins. And Max always feels like the lesser twin. And now that she's fallen in love with her twin's boyfriend? She feels like her all time low.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Demented to the Max by Amandasmiles4ya reviews
Max has been flunking math. With no other choice, she must be tutored by the one person she ultimately hates; or so she thinks - FANG. Let's just say tutoring can really change you. AH! FAX! And math sucks.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
How To Probably Get Some by americanbread reviews
Now a freshman in college, John "Fang" Karas is ready for a clean slate when it comes to relationships. And he needs an intro to Girls 101. So who better to ask than his best friend, Max, even if she's boyish?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,165 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secrets of the Family Tree by Shiv3r reviews
AH. Max and Fang are brother and sister. But what happens when more than brotherly feelings rise up? Max will have to decide between sticking with the lie, or finding out the truth. Her relationship with Fang depends on it. FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,487 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Max, Fang
Going Under by Nightmares.When.I'm.Awake reviews
After Annabeth breaks up with Percy, he's left broken hearted and totally obsessed with swimming. He doesn't care about school anymore, and he's guilty and he needs someone to need him or else he'll go under and drown.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Who am I? by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is seventeen and has a good life. A loving family and friends, star track athlete, what could be missing? When the new kid starts prying into Max's life things go downhill as secrets are revealed. Her Mom and Dad aren't really her parents.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,916 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I'll Take Your Pain Away, But Only If You Let Me by flocklover19 reviews
Max's number one mission protect Iggy and Angel no matter what the cost is but what happens, when one day on the run she stumbles into a group of 3 teens who are just like them? read as Max falls in love, deals with heartbreak, death and life. lots of FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Locked In by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
A simple hanging in overdue work turned into me being a prisoner in my school gym with a guy I knew nothing about. This was going to be one hell of a night. But he was pretty cute... FAX! **Hilarious ensures!**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Across the Hall by YouHaveToTakeAChance reviews
Max moves into a new apartment in New York because she got a job as a journalist. Will the boy in the apartment across from her be a new chapter in her life, or just a bother? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
It's A Damn Cold Night by WordsUnsaid reviews
November 22nd. That's The Day Maximum Ride Decides To End Her Life. She Knows No One Will Care. But What Happens When She Meet Fang A Week Before The Date? Will He Save Her, Or Will This Jump Be Her Last?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Max, Fang
The One That Got Away by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Fang and Iggy, good friends, face problems when Iggy's sister Max moves to Arizona. He moves to Cali to live with his dad, leaving instructions for Fang to take care of Max. So how does Fang keep the boys away when he's falling for her himself? Rated T, AU, no wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,722 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
98 Days to Fall in Love by laurel alex reviews
After Max is saved from a lifegaurd named Fang after drowning in the ocean, tensions start to boil as both Max and Fang develop feelings foreign to each other. Major FAX please R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Perfectly in Plain Sight by bordeaux cookies reviews
When Max has to write an essay describing her perfect guy, she doesn't realize that she's described Fang. Meanwhile, Fang's trying to get hold of this essay so he can become Max's perfect man. Turns out, he didn't need to. Why is that? Because Max was just as in love with him, as much as he loved her. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Fax Christmas by loveofallthatisawesome reviews
Fang ruined Max's social life. She hates his guts. He's her roommate's brother, and he's coming home for the holidays. Therefore Max knows it's going to be the worst X-mas ever. Max. Fang. Mistletoe. The worst...or the best? T for cursing and make-outs. Written by Keepdreaming93.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Perfect by loveofallthatisawesome reviews
Max is a perfect student, child, and person. Fang is a hot bad boy with hidden talents. She hates him for breaking the rules, and he hates her for being stuck up. When she becomes his tutor, will sparks fly, or will it all burn to hell? AH OOC FAX. Written by Keepdreaming93
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,203 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Suffer in Silence by Nightwhisp reviews
Fang has been abused by his father his whole life but now his father, along with his mother and younger sister, is dead and he's going to live with Dr. Martinez. Fang refuses to talk. Will he adjust to life with Dr. M. or will his past come back for him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Fang
More Than Meets The Eye by 16DREAMerzREALitysNgoldenwings reviews
Max, Fang, and Iggy all went through or are going through struggles. But when they're sent away to a place that looks beyond their attitudes to reveal those real problems, what happens? Will they get help and let people in? No wings. Possible Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Max, Fang
10 Reasons Why by independentwriter-137 reviews
A collection of drabbles on the 10 reasons why Fang loves Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Desires by SacredAlessa reviews
Nico wants something, and of course Percy delivers. Oneshot, SLASH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Blackness by Fence Surfin reviews
He shuddered, "Percy, if you want to leave this room innocent, you will stop touching me."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Fang becomes a man! by honeyshoshana reviews
Fang looked into the mirror and gulped. This was it. The big day. Today was the day he would become a man! Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
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Playing With Fire reviews
Fang and Max are both broken, Max has PTSD and Fang's mom recently died, leaving him depressed. In the Louisiana summer they're both supposed to be cured. But this is a dangerous game, what if Fang crumbles from the memories and can't find happiness, and what if Max can't get rid of hers? T for later chapters nightmares, cussing, kissing, etc.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Fang, Max
How to be a Good Maximum Ride Fanfiction Author reviews
Basically what the title says: A guide on how to write a fanfic about Maximum Ride that's actually decent. I want you people to read this thing, seriously. Read it. Lot's of cursing... And spelling errors
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Max
Before I Self dEStruCt reviews
Maximum Batchelder is Kinghorn Prep's resident troublemaker with anger management and a need for perfection. She doesn't try to get into fights; she doesn't try to make the teachers angry. She wants to be perfect. Nickolas Walker isn't a troublemaker.He talks back on purpose, he gets into fights every other day, and he wants to change Max, he wants her to enjoy life, but can she?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Fang, Max
Stop Sneaking up on Me reviews
"If you ever sneak into my cabin again, I will punish you." Nico growled in his ear. "I'm counting on it." I dont know how else to summarize it really. Um... Lemon yaoi Percy/Nico action!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Baking reviews
Sequel somehwat of Sparring with Percy, Jason and Percy try some cookies, let's see where it leads people. Review! Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Sparring With Percy reviews
Jason, Percy, hot and sweaty, fighting. What more can I say, these guys just cannot keep their pants on. One shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
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