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Joined 03-10-12, id: 3802970, Profile Updated: 04-29-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Heya! Let's just say I'm a massive procrastinator... Seriously, I procrastinate procrastinating...


MESSAGE ABOUT 'IT WAS MEANT TO BE' !!!! (I usually will have a message but if not the title stays!! :D)

I've uploaded chapter 3 after like 3 months! I'm probably not gonna post chapters quickly because I'm slowly slipping into depression again. I'm sorry x


By the way I don't mind if I get only 1 review each chapter because I'm used to being not noticed so even one review will make me smile!!! :D


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Yeah I admit I've done it twice now but I don't do it all the time...I self harm but not in that way...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Yeah, right.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention (kind of, I got red highlights and I'm gonna get blue soon...but its pretty crazy for me because most people don't think I was into that...Imagine their face when I walked past them with bright red highlights hahaha!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I am/ or used to be ANOREXIC so I MUST have a problem with my weight (Actually I didn't have a problem with my weight, I was just going through a depressing stage of my life and I didn't want to eat...)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (It’s true sometimes.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 621,110 - Reviews: 15637 - Favs: 6,347 - Follows: 6,918 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 262,445 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Let's Love Hate by Foreverx17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been separated for three months, can’t stand each other, and—oh yeah—their family has no idea. ALL-HUMAN; SLIGHTLY OOC; CANON PAIRINGS; FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,367 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Taken by underestateofsorrow reviews
When Bella's father gets remarried, an older stepbrother, Edward, comes into the equation. After the unthinkable happens, things take a turn for the worst with Edward's need to control her and to be loved by her. Mature themes/obsessed Edward. AH. Not exactly a love story, but a warped tale and study of obsession. Will have happiest ending as can possibly be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,927 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Shopboy by Winterblume reviews
Tom's wasting away working for Borgin and Burkes and Hermione brings him a birthday present - Written for the Happy Birthday Challenge in the Gutter City Tomione Forum
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] - Complete
Youth in Retrospect by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Thoughts Asylum by Serpent In Red reviews
A home for some of the drabbles (under 1,000 words) that I've written for the prompts challenges over at LiveJournal. The main pairing is, of course, Hermione/Tom Marvolo Riddle-Lord Voldemort. Some drabbles will be serious, some will be silly. Different genres and ratings for each story. Warnings will be provided at the beginning of each chapter. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This is my Curse by Winterblume reviews
Whatever would Tom Riddle do on a night out? Follow Tom as he throws himself into London's nightlife, fully intend to enjoy it as much as he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] - Complete
Obliviously in Love by Eucleia reviews
"He's your friend, Mikasa. I'm sure he wouldn't get upset if you asked him. But I don't think assuming he's gay is the only answer." [RivaMika. College AU.] Complete for now.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] - Complete
The Token by mezy reviews
Hermione has mysteriously disappeared. She is depending on Draco Malfoy to solve the mystery and save her life. But why him? They hadn't spoken for years, even then they had never been friends. Of course, he did owe his life to her. She had his token to prove it. She could only hope that would be enough. **Please read AN for warnings. M for many reasons** DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,748 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. CURRENTLY FIXING SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES CAUSED BY 3AM UPLOADS...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 330,427 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lightning by Kristylized reviews
Bella hates thunderstorms. When she sneaks into her roommate's bedroom for comfort in the middle of a stormy night, she feels an electric spark that has nothing to do with the storm. Is it possible to fall in love with someone you've known since you were three? Bella and Edward are about to find out. AH. Now being continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Impostures of Draco Malfoy by Ally147 reviews
"I will have this mirror, Granger. One way or another, it's only a matter of time." Hermione took two steps back and shot him a challenging look. "I would very much like to see you try, Malfoy." A slow, dangerous smirk crept over his lips and a flash of something indiscernible went through his stormy grey eyes. "Game on then, Granger." D/Hr, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
In My Dreams by OogieBoogie reviews
As Hermione begins to question her life and her choices and the future, she becomes more and more enchanted by sleep. Sleep - her escape, her preferred state of being and the place where 'he' is. ( Depressed!Hermione )
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Somewhere We Belong by Shoshanna33 reviews
This story is set two years or so after the second Wizarding War. Hermione and Draco have both run off to Muggle London to escape their memories of the war and start new lives as they each figure out what they want in life. What happens when they meet up again by chance encounter? Has Draco really changed? Has Hermione changed too? Dramione love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,761 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fragmented by twilightdazzle reviews
"Would you kill me, Draco, if I asked you to?" she asked absently, her voice quivering dangerously, dirty fingernails scratching absently at the floor, eyes blank and unseeing. "Do you love me enough to set me free?" A prisoner, a spy, and a war that threatens to break them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sirens Call by lezonne reviews
Instead of growing those lust filled eyes like everyone else, he simply shook his head, looking at me once more when he finished. He didn't try to kiss me- thankfully- but he did seem offset by my voice. I wonder why he seems to be the only one who can actually fight it. Hermione is a bit alarmed when her voice starts driving lust into men like that of a Siren.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,879 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Who Ever Would Have Known by ForeverHP07 reviews
Its St Marks Primary School 15 year reunion and everyone hasn't really seen each other since graduating high school. Except for Hermione Granger, with her unexpected appearance they can see how much she has changed from the little bushy haired girl that kept to herself
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21702 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 5,818 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Hearts on Canvas by ImmortalObsession reviews
When a terrible turn of events lands 9-year old Hermione Granger in an orphanage, nothing could possibly get worse. Or at least, nothing could get worse until Hermione meets Tom Riddle, the sulky handsome boy who likes to draw and thinks she's his newest toy... AH/AU/rated M for dark themes/1930s-era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,167 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Flash Forward by Bravery89 reviews
He went to bed as a twenty-five-year-old and woke up as a thirty-year-old, married to a woman he doesn't know. He also can't remember the past five years of his life. Hmm...what to do, what to do? Some angst, some humor, a lot of swearing, and future lemons! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 50,688 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dollhouse by wouldtheywriteasongforyou reviews
Hey girl, open the walls, play with your dolls. We'll be a perfect family. When you walk away is when we really play... - the town of Hogsmeade has a few secrets and too many skeletons in its cemetery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Cedric D., Astoria G. - Complete
Keeper by IzPerplexing reviews
Pansy had never paid much attention to the girl after Draco brought her home, but one terrifying night would change that. Written for the 2013 RarePairs Fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Price You Pay For Love by RZZMG reviews
Ten years was a long time to live without Hermione. To have his wife back now, Draco is willing to give anything... and everything. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger/Dramione. ObsessedWidower!Draco/Dark fic/Drama/Surprise ending. 2013-2014 Hawthorn & Vine Reverse Challenge entry #1. One-shot-COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fantasy by Screaming Faeries reviews
Pansy Parkinson always did love Draco. Pity he never felt the same way. Pansy/Draco & Draco/Hermione(ish) ONESHOT, DRABBLE - Please Review :) Rated M just in case...not really very graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12068 - Favs: 12,705 - Follows: 10,448 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Oneshots - A fire in the chest by crazy-acting reviews
M Oneshot between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Dramione. They both meet by mistake in the Room of Requirement, which has taken the shape of a bedroom. They both try to find a way to forget about their sorrow. Draco doesn't only take Hermione's sadness away... DM/HG I might post other fics on this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Night Timing by Dumbledoor reviews
Hermione's fantasy stars Draco Malfoy. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Doing It the Muggle Way by willow-writer reviews
"So you're saying that spending time together during the day would ruin… whatever this is?" "What 'this' is, is what muggles call 'friends with benefits'," Hermione explained. "How can we be friends with benefits when we're not even friends?" Draco asked. No smut. Rated M for themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nameless Monster by Annasthacy Chashyme reviews
When Levi asked that old man for his daughter, he certainly didn't expect this empty-eyed, unreadable wrecked mess of a girl. / Written for the Second RivaMika Week, Day 5 (Child Lock: Beauty and The Grumpy) / Rated for mature content, warnings inside / RnR?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] - Complete
Glimpses of Dawn by Ellesemera reviews
"I'd kill him for you, Hermione… You know I would," he murmured into her hair as he kissed her jaw line. Hermione's breath caught in her throat and she felt the tingling sensations of fear run down her spine. She shuddered against him. She knew he wasn't lying. What madness was this... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,517 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Situations by respitechristopher reviews
AU: Two years after a war that didn't end the way anyone expected, Hermione finds herself in the last place she expected to wind up. Will Draco be the one to pull her out? Warning: depictions of domestic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Discovers tumblr by zaraX reviews
Curiosity had gotten the better of him. Draco grimaced, mentally preparing himself for whatever wonders Hermione's 'Mack Book' would hold, and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful navy blue and white website. Hmm. (Rated M for language. mostly.) an extremely questionable crackfic with maybe a few brief dramione moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunrises and Sunsets by fanntastic reviews
"You've only made me beg for three things in our life." He's going to get sneaky, she thought. "To let this glorious body be mine in every way possible," he said, and put his mouth on her night shirt, taking her breast into his mouth, "To let me love you," Her breath caught in her throat."And to have my last name as your last name." His hands found hers feeling for her wedding band
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Grey by Savva reviews
One morning, Hermione woke up to a grey world. Literally. All the colours were gone, washed out for good. AU. Drama. Romance. Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Thunder Clouds by Midori Aoi reviews
Humanity survived and the Titans have been wiped out. All that remains is to help repopulate. The Military has issued out a series of surveys to all factions of which each member must complete in order to ensure maximum compatibility. That is not to say the results will be agreeable, however. (Levimika, Eruhan, JeanSasha, KristAru) Rated M for some language and light sexual themes.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,627 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Mikasa A., Levi - Complete
Stuck in the Room of Requirements by Mallory Silvanus reviews
What happens when she is stuck with the man she loves in a enclosed room that won't let them out? Find out! Dramione, rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two hours 'till midnight by StormyInk reviews
The lights flickered, the cab lurching and stopping "Levi," Mikasa murmured. "Why did the elevator stop?" "The power's out." He tugged out his phone—his lip curling when the screen lit up. "No fucking signal. My battery is about to die—and its two hours 'till fucking midnight." He dropped his briefcase, turning to face Mikasa, his expression grim. "Merry fucking Christmas to us."
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] - Complete
Daring by LillianLockhart reviews
A game of truth or dare ends in a night that goes well for Hermione. And then it goes bad. Then it gets good again. Really good. [Hermione x Draco, Dramione] My first Lemon! One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Pansy P. - Complete
A Riddle of All Problems by foxe165 reviews
Hermione is thrown back into 1944 accidentally. She wants to keep the future the same, but how well can she manage when the Young Voldemort is interested in her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,418 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
Breaking Free by Imagine Flying Dragons reviews
Harry Potter is dead and Voldemort has won the war. With him taking over the world, can Draco and Hermione keep up with all the madness? What with the baby and all... *Warning ahead. AU/Dark/Post war*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Prank Callers by edwardandtaylorgrl reviews
"Uh yeah, is your refrigerator running?" the guy asks uncertain "Yes…" I trail off not understanding his statement. "Then you better go get it" the guy says with no emotion in his voice. *Bad Summary, R&R please!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Renaissance by Gold Scribbles reviews
AU: Is it still a sin if God is wrong? Lucius Malfoy procures Hermione Granger as a companion for his ten year-old son. Mod's Choice at the Dramione Couples Remix Fest. Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Forty-Year Old Virgin by Captainraychill reviews
At age fourteen, Draco Malfoy insults a legendary sex witch – a mistake that both he and his penis still regret at age forty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Extra Credit by Kodelaine reviews
After Umbridge gets a bit worn out from interrogating so many students, she decides to offer Draco the job in return for extra credit. Draco, always eager to please, gladly agrees. Meanwhile, it's Hermione's turn to get interviewed. Yeah, good luck with getting that information from her. Dramione threeshot, warnings for cursing, dubcon, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by ImmortalObsession reviews
It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,384 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Right-Hand Woman by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione has got a very, very strange condition. Call it a syndrome, if you may. It makes everything complicated more often than not. And then she sees Draco Malfoy after almost ten years. Of course things get even more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,695 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sugar Cookies by Emmamama88 reviews
Opposites attract, and sometimes crash into each other, literally. Come along and experience a little 'Christmas magic' with our favorite couple. Originally a holiday One-shot...now extended. All-human, cause that's all I write.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,198 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Controlled by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
"He took all control from her, and she couldn't do anything but regret it in the morning when she woke up to an empty bed yet again." All human, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Missing Piece by Alice R. Llewelyn reviews
Something wasn't right. Something was wrong. She didn't remember that hand print, etched into the walls. That hand wasn't hers. And it certainly was not Ron's or Harry's hand. A sick feeling settled into her stomach. If what Harry said was true, she had lost two years' worth of birthdays, dinners, family gatherings, laughs, tears, joys, and anxieties.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,636 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Raise Me Up (Currently Under Revision) by AuroraAustralice reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is born with Angelman syndrome. His mother and Draco's wife Astoria Greengrass leaves them both, disgusted and ashamed by the little boy's illness. Now it's up to single father Draco Malfoy to raise his son in a safe and conducive atmosphere. What happens when one day the little boy wanders of in Diagon Ally and ends up in Hermione Grangers book shop?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 83,460 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Scorpius M. - Complete
Books Written for Girls by attica reviews
He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Treading Water by vegetasbubble reviews
Draco comes to Hermione with a startling request and confession. Written for the 2013-otterandferret exchange on Dreamwidth and Archive of Our Own. Thanks so much for letting me be involved with the fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect by OogieBoogie reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Most Brilliant Idea by thinkswithpen reviews
Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Rain by Savva reviews
Peculiar things can happen during summer rains. Collection of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by Thomas M Riddle reviews
AU: In her sixth year, Hermione engineers a way to reawaken Tom Riddle's diary. But forbidden magic has its risks, and she finds herself locked in a deadly battle of wits with the most dangerous teenaged Dark Wizard of all time. A game where the only way to win may be to prove the Sorting Hat's decision to put her in Gryffindor wrong. TW: Torture (some sexualized)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Swept Off Her Feet by UnseenLibrarian reviews
A sexually frustrated Draco drags Hermione away for a private moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lover's Forever by AuroraAustralice reviews
Written for ilikescreamobutimnotemo A.K.A Bella's birthday. This story is a two part one shot, the first part was uploaded today and the second will be uploaded on her birthday; on 7th Sept. (YAY!). Draco leaves Hermione while Hermione is pregnant and later discovered that he is going to be a dad. The second bit involves him trying to win her back; in his own unique way ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by hooklesslyinlove reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hermione gathered, was not as subtle as he would like to be; nor was he as sneaky as he led everyone to believe. But it's okay, because she loves him anyway. Written for DramioneLove's Spring-Summer 2013 Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shut That Bishop by wouldtheywriteasongforyou reviews
Meet Hermione, the officially unofficial one-time wedding crasher of the infamous Malfoy-Greengrass wedding. Dramione. All Human. OOC. Rated M for language, I mean MERLIN HELP US ALL. Songfic (is that what this is?) to Speak Now by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hard to Love by drotuno reviews
I didn't know how to ask him if I was going to lose the one person that had loved me unconditionally my entire life. Bella Swan had been in every moment of my life since I was seven years old. Eighteen years. She was there for it all, and it wasn't supposed to end like this. AH/Canon couples. EPOV Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4834 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me Like I Remember You by OogieBoogie reviews
It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Kiss Goodbye by Aviari Landly reviews
She promised to always give him a kiss goodbye, neither of them knowing if it would be their last. What happens when she fails on that promise? WARNING: Dark, not for the faint-hearted nor a normal happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Irresistible Force by Iwao reviews
He ran. She chased. That's how it was and how it had always been. And in the end, who gets to capture who ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,591 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let it Out by Opposites reviews
Letting it out can be explosive; it can be volatile; and it could be exactly what you needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Be In Her Shoes by Corabel reviews
When the Order suspect Draco Malfoy of being a Death Eater, they persuade Hermione Granger to sneak into Malfoy Manor disguised as Astoria Greengrass-Malfoy, his wife, in the hope that she gathers enough evidence to incriminate him. Everything seems to be going to plan until Draco comes home and things get a little heated. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Meatballs and the Furry Blob by tookkia reviews
Bathe the cat. That's what the list read. Bathe that blasted orange blob ... Draco could never guess what he was in for ...Rated M for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Evanescent by Petrichorlove reviews
Scars remind you that you survived. That you're stronger now. As Bella struggles to choose between the pain of remembering or the beauty of the moments, her memories of Edward keep her going. Twilight One Shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Me Help You by InsomniaticPulse reviews
"Draco stopped as he continued to stare at her neck. There are…bruises. Hand bruises. No doubt about it. Choking. But…Granger? She received that from the Weasel?" Hermione escapes from Ron, only to bump into Draco. What happens when he discovers her secret? Mild language, slightly dark theme. Fluffy in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Waves Upon the Shore by incendioreality reviews
Once a month, Hermione wakes up from the dream that is her every day life and gets a chance to go back to her reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Me (English) by Bells Masen Cullen reviews
One night Bella finds a homeless Edward and his newborn son. When she decides to help them and bring them to her home, her life will change forever. AH. Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One Yesterday by InfinitePatronus reviews
'I want to teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way.' Based on 'Just One Yesterday" by Fall Out Boy. DHr, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Lycanthropy by OogieBoogie reviews
After the War, Hermione was bitten by a werewolf victim. For five long years, she learned to accept her werewolf form, teaching Charms in Hogwarts. All was fine and dandy, until Professor Draco Malfoy came along. What makes matters worse is that her mating season is approaching and she and her inner wolf seem to want Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Am Listening My Love by Candy04 reviews
A backfired potion leaves Draco with the ability to read minds. Including a certain Mudblood. Full Summary inside. Reposted story! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,326 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One's Definition of Self by CherryWolf-chan reviews
You know, most blokes go to Paris, or Milan, or Prague, or Venice, or even bloody Knockturn Alley for their honeymoon! But me? Oh no. I had to go and marry the brains of the Golden Trio! Hermione Granger, who sees nothing wrong with ruining a man's honeymoon by dragging him off to spy on Death Eaters! She's either certifiably insane, or the kinkiest witch I've ever met!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tainted by the Past by CelticPagan-3 reviews
The Golden Trio have saved the Wizarding World & lived to tell the tale. What will they do with a future they never thought they'd get? The boys escape their last childhood restraints, Hermione finishes her education & tries find a way to escape the future her parents have planned. She develops an unlikely friendship with Draco Malfoy who returns to Hogwarts to escape his own past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,280 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Something True by BelieveItOrNot reviews
With too many secrets and a haunting past she'd love to forget, at seventeen, Bella is sure love doesn't exist. College dropout Edward Cullen can't seem to keep hold of love, or his music. A cottage, a lake, a tree, a muse, wrong choices, and heartache. How will these two cope with life and keep afloat? A daily word-prompt WitFit. Alternates between past and present. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 94,470 - Reviews: 4074 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me An Hour by RZZMG reviews
As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Invitations by bugmadoo reviews
He would always send her invitations. Invitations to places she's never been to before. Then he would make her feel things she didn't even know she could feel. Do things she's never done. This time is not so different from all the other times, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Savior by crcc1014 reviews
Bella lives a hard life with her abusive husband, James. The couple moves to a small town in Texas. There, Bella finds that her green-eyed neighbor saves her in more ways than one. E/B, Rated M for abuse, rape, language, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Grumblings by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turnabout by coldplaywhore reviews
Turnabout is fair play. After all, Isabella Swan has been nothing but demanding, relentless and difficult since he began working under her. Now it's Edward's turn to control her. Rated M for Mature Audiences
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AP 101 by LovinRob reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, a shy nerd, who prefers to live life in books. Meet Bella Swan, an outgoing, popular sorority girl, living life to the fullest. Edward never imagined that he would have someone like Bella as a girlfriend let alone have her teach him the fine art of AP. But teach him she did and with amazing results. *Honorable Mention in the LDA Anonymous TwiFic Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Highest of Priests by Pretty Desdemona reviews
"What, you might ask, makes me the one who can provide humanity with the cleansing I speak of? Me? A mere man, a mortal of flesh and blood and bone and sinew? Am I a god? No. But, to put it simply, I am above mortality. All of it. I am above love and fear and death. And because of that, I am the only one worthy. I am pure."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Selling Souls by Anniah reviews
Hermione sells her soul to Draco to prove a point. But weird things start happening and she soon finds out that she shouldn't have been so hasty. She knows she has to get Draco to give her back her soul before things go too far, but Draco is enjoying his new found power over her. To what lengths will Hermione go to get back what is rightfully hers? HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Private & Confidential by MiHnn reviews
A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. These should have really been marked as private.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pariah by ButterflyBird reviews
She knew she shouldn't talk to strangers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Out of Requirement by fizzingweaselbee reviews
In the room where everything is hidden, you'll find more than just objects. Stories end up there too. (HBP compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My One and Only by TwiHEAcontest reviews
When you meet that guy—the only one you'll ever want—at age ten, no one expects it to last. We proved them all wrong. Contest entry for the Happily Ever After TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Her Favor by Captainraychill reviews
"If your loyalties change, send me the ribbon, and I will come to you. Until then, we are enemies."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,841 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Edward's Preferences by catalougedreams reviews
""It's okay Edward" Lot's of men are exploring their sexuality these days." Have you ever wondered the real reason why Edward never took interest in Rosalie? Carlisle decides to question Edward about something with disastrous results! One Shot. Pre Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Carlisle, Edward, Eleazar - Complete
My Dream of Forever by TwiHEAcontest reviews
Life begins at forty, or so they say. But mine began at thirty-nine on a subway train. It began with one question I posed to a total stranger—"Excuse me… will you be my sperm donor?" I must add he was a gorgeous hunk of a man, so don't blame me if I wanted him for my baby daddy! Contest entry for the Happily Ever After TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stutter by wiccanvampire17 reviews
New girl in town Bella is the object of attraction for the male population, one male in particular, Edward Masen who has a p...pr...problem. He stutters and Bella is his first friend, will it turn into more? Can she work passed the stutter? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,893 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shattered by BelleBelles reviews
After walking back from the Library on the eve of Hogwarts Valentine's Ball, Hermione heard splashing coming from Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. What met her site was something she would never forget. SUBMITTED FOR DRAMIONE LOVE 2013 Fest on Live Journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweaty Palms by l0stinl0ve reviews
Hermione is having a slight hormonal problem that may be related to a gene she didn't know she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Imagine by lezonne reviews
Bellatrix tortures Hermione for information when Harry and Ron accidently leave her at Malfoy Manor, and Draco finds her in his dungeons a few days later, blind. What new methods is his aunt trying out, and what did his father do to make her sly away from all human contact? Things can only get more complicated. Set during book 7 and will probably disregard most of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,308 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom by CeeLoobyLouDee93 reviews
A competition entry that i turned into a Dramione drabble, prompt was freedom. Hermione POV. "When you fought your way into my life I was a girl. When I left I emerged a woman, albeit a broken one. " Rated M to be safe (i may be being too cautious).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Come Home by samekraemer reviews
Edward Cullen can't remember the last year of his life, so he doesn't understand why he has to be cared for by Bella Swan, who would give anything to change thirty seconds of her life. They both lost everything. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. AH/AH/AU. Canon couples/OOC. Rated M…just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Turner by InsomniaticPulse reviews
'Sometimes I wish I had kept that time turner. I could have made it so that I would have never fallen in love with you.' Draco makes the biggest mistake in his life, and in turn, takes away Hermione's. Is there anything that can stop her? Slightly dark. Fluffy at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Wedding Ring by Winterblume reviews
It's 1944 and Hermione Granger is in her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. She's Head Girl, top student in most of her classes and is right in the middle of preparing for her NEWTs exams. Really, everything is quite alright for little Miss Know-It-All. If only it weren't for the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who seems to be up to something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Hit By Destiny outtakes by ocdmess reviews
Outtakes from the story "Hit By Destiny".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swept Away by bkhchica reviews
Silent sobs tore from my throat, ripping the tatters of my heart into smaller pieces. Eventually, what was left was going to look like the sand in my yard- so small that even a breeze could pick it up and blow it away until what was inside matched what I wanted to feel- nothing. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Presents… by l0stinl0ve reviews
Fred and George have a new partner with WWW. This partner's creative streak has enhanced F&G's product line immensely. He refuses to be named or to take any credit, however. Hermione is fascinated with the new products and won't rest until she finds out who the mastermind behind them is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cold Like You by Little-Angry-Kitten reviews
They were never meant to be but even death could not keep them apart. AU/OOC *Adopted from RZZMG*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bandit and the Cinder Girl by xfsista reviews
The story of a servant girl and a prince, both with secrets to hide. A familiar fairy tale with added magic and a Dramione twist. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,412 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20101 - Favs: 11,728 - Follows: 6,913 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming A Memory by movingstaircase reviews
Three years was not a life time. It was a blissful moment in which Draco and Hermione's life had been perfect. It was the time they had shared before the little boy with the biggest heart was taken too soon. This is their story. This is how they remember him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Very Important Questions by One Brave Lamb reviews
We all ask questions on a daily basis, but some of those questions are more important than others. All of Edward's very important questions begin with "Hey, Bella?" A/H Drabble Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renesmee's First Period! by kittykatty342 reviews
What happens when Renesmee gets her first period? Set 3-4 years after Breaking Dawn. Rated T because I'm paranoid and for slight language. Some family FLUFF as well. New chapters still to come...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Dirty Laundry by almostfrances reviews
Bella is doing a late night load at the local laundromat when she meets a handsome stranger that tempts her... AU/AH. One Shot, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Wolves Weep by PhoenixSongs reviews
Bella, Jacobs twin, went missing three years ago in Seattle. When she turns up in La Push, smothered in blood, terrified and unsure of what happened, can the Cullen's and the Pack save what might already be gone? Vampires and Wolves xx K for blood.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgive Me, Father, for I Will Sin by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Home for Thanksgiving, Bella wakes up in her childhood room . . . but, much to her surprise, she's not alone. The man she's unknowingly shared a bed with just so happens to be the source of her fantasies for years . . . and her dad's closest friend. Can her fantasies finally become a reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eff You, AutoCorrect by originalityissooverrated reviews
Autocorrect. We all hate it. Bella especially, after recieving a text from Edward. Caution: lots of swearing. Not suitable for those with a low tolerance for the "F-word".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Found by kyla713 reviews
They were best friends. Their friendship was the one constant in their lives. But should her heart hurt this much at the thought of losing him? And why couldn't he stop his body from reacting whenever she touched him? Stupid hormones.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,129 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Afterlife by alisajudd reviews
Hermione is tragically killed in the final battle and finds that there's more to her life after her earthly one.. Between dealing with her own death and that of friends, she has to deal with a next door neighbour she hates who's just as stubborn as she is. So much for heaven...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,699 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Day by CullensTwiMistress reviews
My name is Edward Cullen. I'm sixteen years old. I live at 677 Woodland Drive. Today, I robbed a grocery store, kidnapped someone, and lost my virginity. AH; ExB; EPOV; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Addiction by Dinia Steel reviews
Very mature subjects matter - AU- Canon pairing – Edward kidnaps Bella to use as a toy. The Cullen's attitudes different from canon – lots of lemony goodness, or badness depending upon your mindset. Some bondage, ok lots of bondage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,580 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by ticketgirl95 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since grade school.This is the story of how their unlikely bond grew during countless hours spent in a meadow. The story of how a shy awkward boy and an abused troubled girl shape each others lives and eventually find peace in each others arms.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out with the Old by Shan84 reviews
She remembers like it was yesterday, the day that HE came to the Order. Hermione Granger comes to terms with sharing Grimmauld Place with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Experiment of the Mind by Nerys reviews
Healer-Trainee Hermione Granger finds herself in a pickle when confronted with a most troublesome patient.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Armistice by Nuttyginger reviews
My only love sprung from my only hate, but this is no Romeo and Juliet story. I discover that with Edward, there is a fine line between love and hate…and it's a very blurry line indeed. Won 2nd Place-Judges Choice in the Driven By Desire contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Thirty by rbsschess reviews
Entry for the Birthdayward Contest. Edward is turning thirty - Jasper and Alice have quite the present for him. BDSM Storyline - read and review. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Remember Me by ElectricFlowerChildren reviews
One year. That's all he has to prove he can love. If he fails, he loses everything...forever. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conserve Water by k8ln713 reviews
Bella & Edward both like showers. Unfortunately in college it's hard to get a nice long one in. They meet when they both decide to take after midnight showers. Will they fulfill a fantasy they both have & conserve water? M for language & a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Back Row of The Movies One Shot Fandom4Heroes by Arc Morpheus reviews
People always say that it's always so difficult, that transition from friendship to "something more". But for Bella and Edward it took some popcorn, an armrest and a bit of luck in the form of the scales of fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 5583 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Rescue Me, EPOV of Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
EPOV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 332,155 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How dare you by johnprewett reviews
Christmas at Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione alone in the common room. Love and passion. See what happens. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by TalesFromTheVoidContest reviews
Edward Cullen lives a boring, lonely existence. But, after a knock to the head finds him in a strange place filled with even stranger people, he wonders if his sad existence might not be what he wants after all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Simply Promised by mmsinful reviews
Edward and Bella, best friends since kids, have promised to have each other's baby someday. Now, Edward is married and Bella has a fiancee. Edward reminds Bella of their simple promise, when he learns that his wife is unable to conceive. HEA E/B Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 37,414 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Long Way Home by CullensTwiMistress reviews
When single mom Bella decides she's had enough of raising her daughter in the city, she ends up moving back to her hometown near her family. Edward, also a single parent, tries his best to ignore his new neighbor but fate may have a better plan. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ours by OneShotWoman15 reviews
A ONE SHOT based on Taylor Swifts song, Ours. I didnt watch the music video, just listened to the song about a bijullion times, and this is what i got! hope you enjoy! : AH, SF, OS, CC, OOC, AU LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Klondike Bar by KRay Cullen reviews
"Alice…don't freak out. But Edward Cullen is in your basement." Alice, Bella, and Rosalie kidnap Edward one night after a quick celebration. What happens to the Police of Cheif's daughter when the news hits the fan?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,246 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Walmart Fun by FFLoverLaura reviews
Prompt: Wal-mart, on a Friday night. Edward is in line with a buggy full of beer and chips. Behind him is Bella - all she has is a bottle of wine and a pack of batteries. Edward turns around to tell her to go first and notices what she has. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4705 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loved & Lost by TwiLucy-UK reviews
Edward & Bella grew up together being the best of friends. Until Edward's 16th birthday when Bella left town. 10 years on, Bella comes back. Can they revive their friendship? Or is it too late? AH/AU EPOV. Rated M for language & eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speak Now by Dani Rae11109 reviews
Based on the song by Taylor Swift. Edward loved Bella forever, but valued his friendship with her far too much to ruin it. Now he's marrying someone else. Can Bella realize how she feels for him and stop the wedding in time? AH/AU O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7620 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My neighbor the Serial Killer by cecivrn reviews
Bella has been stalking his new gorgeous neighbor. But there's something about him and the black plastic bags he takes out in the middle of the day...One Shot.AU.OOC.Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 998 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tale of a Twisted Love by myheart112810 reviews
During a mission bent on revenge Hermione is tossed into the past with none other then Tom Riddle himself. MATURE! rape/toture/angst/romance/death read and review-they keep me going.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,599 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Brother's Friends by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella's brother Emmett has lots of friends, only one though that Bella sees as more than just a family friend. Bella/Edward OOC. M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,822 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Hearts by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Short drabble starring my favorite pairing as children. AH, ExB. "How do I look into my heart?" He felt like he couldn't, because he thought that maybe she stole it from him and that's why she made him all those paper hearts - to replace it with.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mission Impossible: Satisfying Mrs Cullen by dumdumlover5 reviews
When Edward walks in on Bella engaging in some adult phone entertainment, he decides to show her, once and for all, how manly he can be. Bella will never be unsatisfied again. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention with Mr Cullen by dumdumlover5 reviews
Bella's mind seems to wander during Mr. Cullen's physics class. Angered, he gives her detention and punishes her disobedience in the most delicious ways. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Merry Christmas by smutgasm reviews
Bella has a Christmas surprise for Edward. PWP. Threesome. BSECRH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All My Friends Say by ajr818 reviews
Edward's friends take him out to a bar to get over his latest break-up. When his ex walks in with another guy, Edward decides it's time to get wasted. Hilarity ensues. Inspired by "All My Friends Say" by Luke Bryan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 5,197 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damn you, autocorrect! by Miss Baby reviews
My oneshot for the Fandom4LLS. Sometimes small mistakes can have big consequences. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Enemies by alexanya07 reviews
This is a one-shot prequel to my story "Enemy Mine."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last To Know by kyla713 reviews
Have you ever woken up hung over, in bed with your best friend? No? Neither have Bella and Edward. Written for Fandom4LLS. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheating, Intercourse, and a penguin? by BurdenedWithAGloriousPurpose reviews
Edward has a surprise. Bella has one request. But why is there a penguin with them? lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Charm Bella Swan Style by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
In the hopes of getting some distance from her long time crush, Bella gets just the opposite when she stays home from school on this fateful Monday. AH, M, Lemon Limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25080 - Favs: 12,283 - Follows: 8,262 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Love, I Hate by tinylittlebell reviews
Bella hates. Edward loves. What happens when the two collide? When they mix the two and realize they both feel the same way about each other...She doesn't think she's good enough...he thinks she's perfect...AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No right or wrong by Dooba reviews
Edward and Jasper are best friends and in need of a roommate. Bella needs a place to live, and fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simply Coffee by Edward's Eternal reviews
A girl about to break. A boy who so desperately wants to help. Will she let him in ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,654 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skyping With Strangers OS by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness of course. Oh and duh...there'll be sex. Drunken fun. Lemons. The ONE-SHOT version. Now a full length story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,318 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Director's Cut by ericastwilight reviews
It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by TwilightSickness reviews
Friday Night Bites Entry by Twilight Ladies. Song Title: Pour Some Sugar on Me
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 209 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Totally Awkward by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I got Gonorrhea from my teacher, but it isn't what it sounds like... so now I'm stuck in a library with the love of my life every day studying the awkward subject. AH, AU, M, Lime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Games by hexsilverwand reviews
'I knew the moment I made that sound I'd end up here. My indiscretion was to be punished after all.' The indiscretion of Bella that leads to a cataclysmic punishment session from master Edward...!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screw Cupid by EmmaLee Masen reviews
Bella planned to spend Valentines day cooped up at home eating ice cream all day, instead she gets stuck picking up her roommates brother from the airport that she has a not so secret crush on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Step Father by PJ Twilight lover 123 reviews
What happens when Bella's step father walks in on her in the bathroom? Lemon! Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summertime Blues by hottygurl7 reviews
The start of a summer road trip leads two teenagers who love to hate each other into a few hot and heavy circumstances, & I'm not talking about the weather. Bella x Edward. All Human & OOC - High School fic. 1st place public vote winner for TwiGirls Next Door - School's Out For Summer contest! - Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marvin's Room by Pen-Pencil reviews
One-Shot of the events leading to one drunken phone call. "I'm just saying you can do better."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Airjee Island by mirandamcbeth reviews
Bella, Rose,Edward,Jazz,Alice, and Em were all on the same airplane. They didn't know each other though. On the way to Figi the plane tore up and left them stranded on a deserted island. What will happen when they are forced to know each other to survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Delicious, Delightful, and Devilish by letzigprincess reviews
A smut-filled lunch break. Complete with stockings, Domward, and a sweet ending — or two. 3rd Place Voters Choice winner. A Fetlife At Twilight Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex and Violet by hot under the collar reviews
BDSM - Rosalie/Emmett/Master
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Virgin Corrupted by shelikesthesound reviews
Edward hates his job, coworkers, and just about everyone else—except for Bella Swan. She's the new girl in the HR department, and according to him, out of his league. A repair call puts him in the proximity of his dream girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Bella leaves Jake after discovering that she is pregnant with his baby. Not knowing what to do, she turns to the one person who has always been there for her; her best friend, Edward. BEAUTIFUL BELLIES CONTEST ENTRY. rated M. AH. E/B. one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since Seven by My Silver Angel Wings reviews
Since she was seven, Bella has been abused, and tortured. After her parents were murdered and she taken. A police force found her chained to a wall. What happens when a family of vampires become her foster family? ExB Canon pairs! ABUSE RAPE! CAUTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You and Me by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I have been in love with my baby sister's best friend since we were about twelve, I think. I may have to tell her about it one of these days. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Night by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Dear one-night stand,I just realized I left my favorite bra on your floor. Sincerely, awkward phone call. -Bella doesn't always remember things, especially when she's drunk. AH. One Shot. Lemon-ish. M. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Was Wrong by ShqipeNela reviews
Don't ever jump to conclusions because you might end up being wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the real me by friskinghappiness1995
im tired if hiding
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Being in Love with Your Husband by Wooden Tulips reviews
The long awaited sequel to Falling in Love with Your Best Friend. Hope it meets some expectations. ;-I
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot water and my best friend's brother by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Bella goes to her best friend's house for a sleep over, after watching movies she decides to go take a shower but something happens, she is not alone. Read and find out. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feel You from the Inside by hottygurl7 reviews
It's Bella's 18th birthday & Alice decides they need to celebrate. What happens when the night starts out as playful teenage adolescence & ends up in raw unadulterated lust? It'll be a night to remember, that Bella is sure to never forget. Rated M - All Human - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screwed by ShqipeNela reviews
I'm Screwed. I'm in love with my best friend. Best friend loves another girl. Love can kiss my ass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blind Date by Pickyourownadventurecontest reviews
"What do you mean I have a blind date with Edward Cullen?" This is the story of Bella, who has been fantasizing over Edward for a few years. All it took was for his pixie sister to set them up on a blind date to remember forever. Entry in the PYOA Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diary of a Bored Housewife by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella's diary reveals more than she's willing to admit to herself. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sub by Marie Pattinson - Snape reviews
Bella hates english lit but when the nornal teacher is ill the new sub grabs her attention. naughty bella ends up in detention with him and things start to heat up. all human, canon pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intimate Strangers by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella and Edward. A delayed flight. A free hotel room. Rated M for lemons. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irrevocable Abduction by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A botched rescue attempt leaves Bella knowing too much. She ends up kidnapped, unable to return to her life because of an odd boy who has what everyone calls 'episodes' around her. She thinks of him as her innocent captor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 106,209 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6792 - Favs: 9,657 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unthinkable Oneshot by TwilightObsessed11 reviews
Bella Swan 22 years old and a virgin. Tired of the teasing of her best friends, she decides it is time to let it go. As her and her friends plan to go to the club Friday night, Bella is womanized by someone she least expects it. Language&Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Enjoy the Holidays by Sierra Sitruc reviews
During a raging holiday party, a storm strikes and the lights go out. Fumbling through an unfamiliar, pitch black house, Bella bumps into a tempting stranger in the dark…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Violation of Desire by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
"See, Pet. When you behave, I can give you so much pleasure." When Bella gets kidnapped just outside her home, she thinks her life has ended. That is until she meets the face of her captor. Dark themes and acidic lemons. One-shot. Domward. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love Hating You by KRay Cullen reviews
EXTENDED ONE SHOT: Bella hates Edward and Edward hates Bella. What happens when they end up vacationing together with their four friends in Montana. Smut covered lemon filled yumminess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Noticed by Liz4 reviews
"A week long conference with a co-worker who hates me? FML." E/B Lemony Goodness on the way. AU/All Human. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven by maxandmo reviews
At Rose and Emmett's first ever All Hallows Eve party, Edward is forced to step out of his comfort zone and is subjected to multiple tricks and treats. An entry for the All Hallows Eve contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Friends? Or More? by Sab0511 reviews
When something comes between best friends things tend to get a little spicy. CAUTION: LEMON AHEAD!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shh! It's a Secret! by The Cherry Exchange reviews
Edward thinks he's unworthy of his best friend's love and affection, but a game of Secret Santa proves even smart guys can be wrong. Example for the 2010 Cherry Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Strings Attached? by Vale-46-4eva reviews
A night of drunken passion leads to an endless string of sexual affairs. An exciting prospect for many. But a complicated scenario, when it just so happens that the guy you're screwing, is your Father's Fiancées Son, your soon-to-be Step Brother!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,066 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well Serviced by OhPenelope5446 reviews
Bella needed her car serviced but she got more serviced than she bargained for. Smutty one shot! Collab. b/t Ohpenelope5446 and Joayla written for 84Gemma!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14241 - Favs: 15,243 - Follows: 8,282 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confined Spaces by Lynisis reviews
Being stuck in a snow storm, elevator, and a storage room really wasn't the plan. It just happened to be the best thing that ever happened to Edward and Bella. Dribble fics about Edward and Bella being stuck in *ahem* tight places. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need a Little Help? by Laroli reviews
Bella and Jacob have been together for a few years. But recently Bella has been left feeling very unsatisfied. Can Jacob's hot roommate Edward give her a little help? AH OOC One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miranda Rights by Ana Llivell reviews
Edward is a cop. Bella is the arestie. What will happen? Lemons. One-shot. Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SAMPLE ENTRY Slavery of the Heart by Through the Veil of Time reviews
Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everything I'm Wanting by contagiously reviews
Bella thought she had her life figured out; until a charismatic stranger overhears her embarrassing phone call and shows her everything she was missing. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Next Contestant by blazing reviews
It's Edward's birthday and his brothers have decided to take him out for a 'Guy's Night'. Edward isn't happy when he finds out that this means a strip club. What will he tell his wife when he get's home? This is a one-shot that I wrote for fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like A Virgin by T Achelle Cullen reviews
So here I am. Sitting in the corner of my bathroom damn near hyperventilating because I'm too nervous. Nervous for what, you ask?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 3915 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught! by KatieySwan reviews
Edward and Bella get caught having sex by their son.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Corrupting Young Minds With Steamed Windows by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
OUTTAKE - He grinned evilly. "How could I forget." He rolled his eyes. "So, keeping that in mind, I paid extra for a room facing the front so that my exhibitionist girlfriend could get off." BAS OUTTAKE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suave Secrets by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten Phones and Chess Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endlessly by beautifulmoment reviews
Summary unavailable. Being Rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stranger In The Window by chartwilightmom reviews
My gift for Snowhitequeen83's birthday. A One Shot that hopes to make you laugh. AU/AH & very very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Didn't Know by Mrs. Nina Cullen reviews
They were friends who were alway there for each other. They were closer than most friends but they were the only ones that didn't know. OS AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,497 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better in time by Lindsi loolabell reviews
AH, Edward and Bella hate each other and taunt one another like crazy but will she be able to resist him and manage not to fall for him a second time...future lemons. No infringement intended. and I'm still crap at summeries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,912 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Even Know Your Name by BlackHeartNeko9 reviews
Isabella has been running from a vampire for 3 months, when he finally catches her. After some lemony goodness and his explanations, she asks him his name. Crap summary, but oh well. XD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Love by jfryman reviews
Bella just lost her mother and now lives with her father. She meets arrogant Edward on her first day and hates him, but what happens when they let their walls drop and discover their true feelings? Follow their story that spans past high school. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Found by TheNewVampInTown reviews
ONE SHOT! "If someone asked me how was, life my reply would be fanfuckingtastic, sarcastically obviously." Edward has a rough life but will this all change? ***ENJOY*** R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want Some More by TFX reviews
Written for the HappyBirthdayNina Project. Prompts: Argyle, Darth Vader/Stormtroopers, & S'mores. What happens when the shy nerdy IT guy finally asks his new doe-eyed co-worker out on a date? Will it end with sweet results? Rated M PottyMouth & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The April Fool's Set Up by Sunsetwing reviews
Alice wants to play a prank on her twin, Edward, and she wants Bella to help her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confounded Courtship by silentmekare reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" Contest. AH Bella thinks Edward hates her. Edward knows sometimes things never go as planned, especially with distractions like Bella Swan to deal with. Can these two turn a heap of wrongs into a right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 6,590 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation: Merry Christmas by nicnicd reviews
When Bella, alone for Christmas, bumps into a shy and quiet coed outside of her dorm will her negative outlook on the Holidays change? My submission to the Twilight Gift Exchange on LJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Your Kisses For me by The Fallen Dark Angel reviews
A short story about Bella and Edward at a sleepover -well, not so much sleeping but you get the point- at Mike's. see what happens when they play spin the bottle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What a way to go by LemonPrincess reviews
Bella and Edward have sex... hot sex.... loads of sex... and get caught Lemon//Sex//Lemony
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Wake AKA Surrender the Booty by elusivetwilight reviews
When Bella's ship is captured by pirates, only one name whispers through her mind...Red Rum Cullen. Rated M for lemons of a pirate nature, violence of a bloodthirsty variety, and general rum drinking, whoring, and filthy pirate talk. Aye aye Cap'n!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 326 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Best Game Ever by SweetDulcinea reviews
A few insistent friends force Bella and Edward to confront their mutual infatuation. Exactly how far will this game of Truth or Dare go? 3rd place Twi-High Anon Challenge - M for language - fluffy ExB - AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bittersweet by nasiatheslayer reviews
A lemony one shot. Edward and Bella have been best friends for years but Bella's always been in love with Edward. Fluff ensues. All human. A/U. EXB. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cell Mates by lexiecullen17 reviews
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suprise by Dawnplus3 reviews
Just a quick one shot where Edward wakes a sleeping Bella with a little suprise
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Makeover by xoxocullenluverxoxo reviews
Edward is the school geek and is in love with a girl in his English and Biology class. What happens when he goes to his sister for a makeover...Im continuing for iwishiwasblairwaldorf
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Water Rippling by DeLIElah reviews
Bella’s sanctuary has been invaded by a force of reckoning. Will she be able to win back her special place, or will she learn to share? Shameless smut, AH AU, canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends by Lil'MissKeyz reviews
Bella goes of to Uni and she meets Edward Cullen. They insantly become friends. When their feelings deepen is that all they will ever be? Contains strong language and lemons! ALL HUMAN AND USUAL PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,097 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Dream or Not To Dream by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews
After one hot night with Edward her friend from high school, Bella wakes up and wonders if it was all a dream! ****MATURE CONTENT**** lovely Lemons! OOC/AH/AU.ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Cell Phone by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews
One new message From: Secret Lover; Today 4pm @ usual place room 1302 key at front desk. Is Bella cheating on Edward? AH/AU OOC ONE-SHOT Lemony Sweet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bunk Bed Diaries by AnaG reviews
Bella needs a roommate to share a pair of bunk beds with; Edward needs a place to stay. Will they turn into something more than caring voices in the dark? AU AH, a fluffy two-part one shot dedicated to Pipappear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into the Night by Babette12 reviews
Bella gets a flat tire on the side of a dark, deserted highway. There she is kidnapped by her worst nightmare. Or, is it her fondest dream? Written for the Darkward Vampfic Contest. VERY M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Little Death by here's some fudge reviews
A question from Bella to Edward turns into a dare. A very, very delicious dare. Oneshot lemon, complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perceptive Visions by PinkMartini410 reviews
Twilight oneshot. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Frog by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Princess Bella is engaged to Emmett and in love with Jacob. When a broken Bella runs into the forest and finds a froggy Edward what will happen? Then a three day journey to see a witch? Things will steam up quickly... For Once Upon a Twilight contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clear Sight by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
My entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest. Bella Swan stumbles upon a mysterious man who is as still as a statue but with a beating heart. She releases him from his paralysis and he helps her out... by kidnapping her. Not that she minds too much. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
sweet temptation one shot by Twilighthighqueenbee reviews
this is to go with my story sweet temptation its a look in bella and edward BDSM lifestyle. ONE SHOT RATED M FOR A REASON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Slave for Love by DreamingAvidly reviews
Bella, a young maid, has a tough life with her abusive master. Her friends are great support... but even she knows she needs saving. Will that Hero arrive on her doorstep?- True love can be found in even the most dire situations, don't you think? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,173 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Floating in MidAir by Purple Cow Crayons reviews
Bella is Carlisle’s daughter. What happens when Edward starts to work with Carlisle? What happens when Edward walks in on Bella changing in the bathroom? What happens…. What happens….
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Dot by CirenDePeti reviews
My first Twilight Fanfic, sorry it's so short. Bella's on her period, but how will Edward react. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken Like This by DirtySexyEdward reviews
One-Shot. Bella remembers her time with her Dom, Edward. All human, OOC. WARNING: Spanking. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming Of Friends by Saylyth reviews
And just thinking of the fact that Edward Cullen was between my legs pushed me over the edge. My best friend for years turned into a lover within minutes. I was his. All Human. Cute Lemon one-shot. Entry for Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imaginary Love by Dalia907 reviews
Edward had been Bella’s salvation, her imaginary friend. But imaginary friends can’t stay forever, and soon she’ll forget all about him…right? Written for the Bookward “Off The Page” Contest. Twilight/Sundays At Tiffany's. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Edward was a bullied geek at the bottom of the school food chain...then along came Bella... Lemons, language, and laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,135 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend's Sister by Hidge reviews
Entry for Forbidden Love Affair, A Contest of Hidden Desires. Edward Cullen has a problem. He's in love with his best friend's sister. His best friend's only rule: Friends don't fool around with friends' sisters. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frustrations by ItsInMyBlood reviews
Bella is frustrated about having a dry spell in her sex life and confesses this to her best friend/roommate Edward.What will Edward suggest to relieve Bellas problems?Can sex bring two close friends even closer?Rated M for Lemons!ONESHOT!R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Odd Night to Fall in Love by BottledCoke reviews
Bella is crying on the sidewalk, drunk. Edward walked into her on his way home from the convenience store. When she causes a scene, he is forced to bring her to his apartment and that's where they start off the odd night to fall in love.AU/AH, BxE lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay Through The Night by MizAlleyCat reviews
Worried about her sister's involvement with Edward Cullen, Isabella attempted to tackle him about it & for her pains found herself virtually kidnapped aboard his yacht & if she didn't co-operate, he would ruin her father. What would she do now? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,081 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams by amaemae8 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Now three years out of college, they are living in New York together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bath Time by Can't-Live-Without-Twilight reviews
It’s all-human. Bella and Edward are two best friends that share a flat. When Edward accidentally walks in on Bella when she’s having a bath, the night turns interesting for the both of them…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Make That 58 by dakinevamp reviews
When Bella finds out about a dirty secret involving the dining room table she tries to convince Edward to come out of his shell. FRESH LEMONADE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing but Hate by luv2watchtv reviews
When all her life she had been shown nothing but hate, can one person show her love? Or will Bella Swan push him away, afraid of being hurt? AH AU EXB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I kissed a vamp song parody by fanpire16 reviews
This is a song parody of I kissed a girl, set during Isle Esme in breaking Dawn. This is just for fun, It's rated M because I'm paranoid. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Consumed by CeeDen reviews
Edward has moved on. One-shot scene. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
City Nights by literatefanatic27 reviews
OOC/AU Kidnapped and chained up, a young man awaits his fate from a mysterious brunette. E/B Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closets and Love Notes by Aisling-91 reviews
Oneshot: When Alice makes Bella try and find a box at her brothers appartment, Bella realizes her long time secret love - Edward Cullen - may share the same feelings towards her. Fluff lemon, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Holiday Get Down by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Edward and Bella hate each other and are working late one night during the Christmas party. What will happen when they're forced together for one night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Worry, It's Only Kinky The First Time by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
What happens when our favourite Twilight pair are sharing a sweet and cute moment? What if Edward, our lovable, old-fashioned Edward, was thinking naughty things all the while? The real dirty side of Edward and his hot fantasies. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 579 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Sex, Seduction, Serena Revised and Edited by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
We're going to have sex at some point in time, Serena. Hot, orgasmic, raunchy sex. It's just how I work things." He smiled arrogantly. "What! No! I'm not doing that with you!" I yelled but I knew I lost the battle when I first saw him.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 175 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7675 - Favs: 9,023 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Edward by OhMyWord reviews
There was no reasonable explanation for this, I tried to save her and I died, it's that simple, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Infamous Headboard by anikacullen reviews
How the infamous headboard in the blue room got all tore up! A "detailed" version of course
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Averse Odium by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disaster's Sweet Seduction by RainynDawn reviews
They were on the brink of losing everything. She uncovered a Horcrux but at a high price. Now she's in a place where hope first began to dwindle and ends up in a fight against disaster's sweet seduction in the form of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,471 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dark love by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is taken by death eaters and given to Voldemort, who instead of killing her, see's something in her that intrigues him, allowing her to live and possibly become more to him whether she likes it or not. TR/HG, M for later chapters. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Through the Tears by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
Everyone is dead except Hermione. No one else survives the final battle and before Voldemort can get the chance to kill her, she decides to go back in time to face the problem before it can begin. HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
SleepWalker by MiszTwilightObsessed reviews
Bella is Caught sleepwalkin and look what it leads to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007
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Grey can anyone help me find it? reviews
Bella has just been fostered and Edward is also a foster child in the same home. Please, please help me find it! I'll be eternally grateful :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tired
I've been tired recently. I've been drained recently. I've been empty recently. I've been not me recently.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 471 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013
Revenge
Just a little one shot, I don't really care about the new fanfic rules, I mean why make a website for people to let out their imagination and then say "ah, hell no, you aren't allowed to do this, that and that"? By the way, this isn't a twilight fanfic, it isn't actually based on any character, I just didn't know what catergory to put it into.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Bella - Complete
It Was Meant To Be reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they first met in secondary school. They move in together after they leave college and things start getting werid...er... AH Might be lemons... ON HOLD. LIKE SERIOUSLY TIED UP TO A POLE WITH A CHAIN...MADE OUT OF...SOMETHING INDESTRUCTIBLE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Smile reviews
I haven't smiled in a while, it's time you know why. O/S BPOV AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Bella - Complete
FORGOT THE NAME OF THIS STORY! PLEASE HELP ME FIN reviews
I FORGOT THE NAME OF THIS STORY AND IT WAS AWESOME SO PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT! x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete