Nemo the Everbeing
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Joined 05-05-03, id: 380313, Profile Updated: 05-24-11
Author has written 27 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Doctor Who, Misc. Tv Shows, NCIS, Sherlock Holmes, Twin Peaks, Sherlock, Dresden Files, M*A*S*H, V for Vendetta, and Babylon 5.

I'm older than many fanfiction writers, and as such I often find myself somewhat out of touch with the Internet. I type all my emails (and even phone text messages) in full sentences, I studied the craft of writing for years before I dared post anything, and I'm a stickler about remaining as true to canon as possible in whatever fandom I write. I love grammar and archaic words, and using fanfiction to explore new writing styles. Although many of my stories have slash leanings, I am a fan of slash, het, and I have a huge place in my heart for gen, especially. So long as there are interesting characters and a sound plot, I'm likely to love it.

Fandoms I currently write/would possibly beta for:

-"Doctor Who" classic series (I can really tackle any Doctor except for Five, who I've never been able to quite write correctly)

-"Star Trek: TOS"

-"Twin Peaks"

-"The Dresden Files" (either book or television series)

-"The Man from U.N.C.L.E."

-"Sapphire and Steel"

-"Adam Adamant Lives!"

-"M*A*S*H"

-"Sherlock Holmes" (book canon, Granada!verse, or even BBC!verse)

-"The Last Detective" (no one writes it, but I thought I'd throw it out there, just in case!)

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The Subtle Arrangement of Stones reviews
Ambassadors Mollari, Delenn, and G'Kar are kidnapped by the Homeguard. It goes according to no one's plans: Ivanova stews, Kosh is his usual helpful self, Franklin makes assumptions, Sinclair tries to hold everything together, the three aides mount a cockamamie rescue, and Delenn hopes only to keep Londo and G'Kar from killing one another long enough for someone else to do it.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Between You, Me, and the Stove reviews
Father Mulcahy hears eight confessions and tries to remember that God moves in mysterious ways. Father Pierce hears one and concludes that God might be drunk. A series of character studies and episode tags.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P. - Complete
By Narrow Domestic Walls
Albert doesn't believe in 'meant to be'. They don't naturally mesh: at each turn, one or both of them have seen their way to a solution. The result is not so much a 'normal life' as it is a life that's right for them, and insane for everyone else.
Twin Peaks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - D. Cooper, Albert R. - Complete
Material Culture reviews
Every object has significance. The goal of study is to determine what it is. Finch/Dominic, movie verse
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
From What I've Tasted of Desire reviews
Love taken to its worst extreme is a moment frozen in time. Love not taken far enough is a moment that never happened. Somewhere in between is a night in a hotel in Chicago, where the shadows are long. A brief coda for "If It had to Perish Twice."
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2011 - D. Cooper, Albert R. - Complete
Because the War is Endless reviews
In the wake of the events in 'Abyssinia, Henry', a priest and a doctor walk into a bar. Or at least into a tent with a still in it. Hawkeye/Mulcahy abortive slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hawkeye P., F. Mulcahy - Complete
If It had to Perish Twice reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate to say that ice is also great and would suffice. Albert/Coop preslash
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Sympathetic Magic reviews
So the world was ending, and I had to choose between murder and gay sex to save it. My life is so weird.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - H. Dresden, J. Marcone - Complete
O, I have Slipped the Surly Bonds of Earth reviews
When Mycroft Holmes was eight years old he received a balloon ride for his birthday.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
It's Not About Pasta reviews
As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
And The Devil Makes Three reviews
In 1981 the FBI's newest forensic pathologist gets an invitation to a crime scene, and then a further invitation to strike at one of the roots of evil. He is less than thrilled. Cooper and Albert gen fic. Originally submitted as a Yuletide 2009 story.
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
A Veneer of the Feminine reviews
It was the general consensus amongst the officers of Scotland Yard that Lestrade made the best woman of the lot, which wasn’t saying much. It’s still enough to get Gregson in trouble. Gregson/Lestrade
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
When the Sky Falls Down reviews
A missing scene between "Twilight" and season three in which Gibbs gives Ducky and Abby the news previously posted under the name JustOldLight .
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Abby S., Ducky M. - Complete
And This Gray Spirit reviews
Steel doesn't envy Silver for any of the obvious reasons. "Sapphire and Steel" fic.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Falls the Shadow reviews
It was supposed to be nothing more than a seaside holiday for two old friends to relax and recharge, but something went wrong. Then a lot of things went wrong. Now, as Ace deals with the emotional fallout of a realization that could put an end their dec
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Monster in the Dark reviews
Some things must be dealt with, and Ace put off dealing with the cheetah virus until it was almost too late. The Doctor must enlist some unconventional and unwanted help to pull her through.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Lost Luggage and Lost Souls reviews
Because listing bus stations as something you hate just begs writers to put you there. The Seventh Doctor and Ace join an odd cast of characters in time to get held hostage, and the Doctor remembers why he prefers saving worlds to smaller crises.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Who Burned Like Starfire reviews
On her birthday, Ace receives two gifts: one intentional and one not.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Things that Never Happened I: Blue reviews
After everything they've ever known falls to pieces, McCoy and Spock attempt to find some meaning in what is left of their lives. Not a happy story. Will contain slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Long Day's Journey into Night reviews
There's a serial killer loose on the Enterprise, and only the boys in blue have any hope of stopping him. The problem is, suspicion is cast on Spock, and McCoy is left alone to stop a psychopath. Blood, peril, and psychic fireworks ensue.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Alternate Virtues reviews
Seven vignettes proving once and for all that Len is no saint. Some are happy, some sad. Some are funny, some are serious, and all revolve around a SpockMcCoy relationship. Those readers who don't want to read that may turn away now.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Spotter's Guide to the Common McCoy reviews
A naturalist's look at McCoy in fanfiction. Blatantly SpockMcCoy, and pokes innocent fun at the conventions of this pairing and genre.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Spotter's Guide to the Common Spock reviews
A naturalist's look at Spock in fanfiction. Blatantly SpockMcCoy, and pokes innocent fun at the conventions of this pairing and genre.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Away Missions 101 reviews
That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Cataclysmic Binaries reviews
When Spock's hands are disabled, McCoy must help him with day to day activities, as well as . . . other things.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Aw, Hell reviews
McCoy's first day on the Enterprise doesn't go quite as well as he'd hoped SpockMcCoy pre-slash
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Impromptu Bondmates reviews
When a mission gone awry forces Spock and McCoy to become bendmates, all manner of hell breaks loose on their long and bumpy road to love.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,191 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete