Tarlonniel
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Joined 03-10-12, id: 3803766, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
Author has written 19 stories for Adam-12, Perry Mason, Hogan's Heroes, Dragnet, and Batman.

I'm a law and order type of gal – always have been. I love straight arrows, white hats, goody two-shoes.

I'm a fan of many comic book heroes, but Superman tops my list. When I watch Perry Mason, I usually find myself rooting for D. A. Hamilton Burger. Two of my all-time favorite TV shows are Dragnet and Adam-12.

I don't mind shades of gray; I just prefer my heroes in black and white.

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Night Light reviews
Add a little Sioux wisdom and some dark nights can be quite enlightening.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Visionary reviews
Hogan comes up with a typically outrageous lie to get a man out of the cooler, Schultz gets curious and Carter decides he might as well run with it. Cue sweet Sioux storytime in Barracks 2.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2013 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, H. Schultz - Complete
In Memoriam reviews
Memorial Day tribute.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hamilton B., Della S. - Complete
Human
During the dramatic confession scene in "TCOT Empty Tin," Hamilton has his back to us. Here's an attempt to show what happened from a few different angles. Very short piece taken from my livejournal.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hamilton B., Perry M. - Complete
Distance Running reviews
Sick!fic set in the early days of Perry and Hamilton's friendship. FYI, my headcanon says that their more unsavory - read OOC - character moments, e.g. most of season 1, never happened. Thanks again to LuckyLadybug for helping me overcome writer's block.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hamilton B., Perry M. - Complete
Secrets, Lies and Late Editions reviews
I'm sure most folks out there would be perfectly unconcerned if Hamilton died and stayed dead; this story is not for them. It's for the 2.5 people, including myself, who would much prefer that he "die" and then get better again ASAP. To you I say: enjoy!
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hamilton B., Perry M. - Complete
Memory reviews
Another Hamilton ficlet, this time about some of the horrific crimes he prosecutes and their after effects. Fairly dark; some angst, some h/c. The cases themselves are taken from episodes of 'Dragnet'. Thanks to LuckyLadybug for the beta!
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Hamilton B., Perry M. - Complete
Statistics reviews
Because I had this vision of all the main characters standing around watching someone flip a coin while Perry called every toss correctly ...
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Politics reviews
Hamilton Burger moves that he be elected for a third term. Perry Mason has no objection. But then a challenger appears ... WARNING: I am a huge Hamilton Burger fan. If you don't like the guy, better just move along. You have been warned.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Hamilton B., Perry M. - Complete
Ethics reviews
I hate inconsistent characterization; fanfic is how I deal with it. Just a short conversation between the "good"/TV version of Hamilton and Andy after Perry temporarily turns to the dark side, i.e. reverts to his "bad"/book self.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Hamilton B., Lt. Anderson - Complete
1 Batman 12 reviews
Many years ago I photoshopped Pete and Jim into Batman and Robin costumes ... And then I had to write something to go with it ... ::spin dissolve::
Crossover - Adam-12 & Batman - Rated: K - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
The Big Crossover reviews
Long ago I tried to write a serious 'Dragnet'/'Adam-12' crossover. It was never finished because I got sidetracked into this instead. Oh Jack Webb, how I love you ...
Crossover - Adam-12 & Dragnet - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Who Were You Again? reviews
Not quite a crossover, but if you haven't seen Kent McCord in the 'Dragnet' episode "The Interrogation" or Martin Milner in the 'Twilight Zone' episode "Mirror Image," you might be confused. Directly inspired by Shakespeare's 'Comedy of Errors.'
Adam-12 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Domestic Tranquility reviews
Jim is irritating. Pete is irritated. People in general get on each others' nerves. Some deal with it better than others.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Under the Influence reviews
Drunks are HI-larious, aren't they? Well ... no. Or yes. Decide for yourself.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Quietus Made reviews
How much can happen in a single shift? A lot of death, certainly. A few lessons about life, maybe.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
L A's Dimmest reviews
Desk duty? Why not. Drama? Eh ... not today, thanks. If Jack Webb permitted a purely humorous episode once in a while, I think I can too.
Adam-12 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Tale for a Rainy Day reviews
I love rain, but Pete and Jim down in sunny L. A. probably aren't quite so tolerant. Sunshine and rain, light and dark, humor and heartbreak – I guess this is really just a story about the strange and wonderful contrasts life throws at us.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Moon Shadow
Hamlet famously said, "What a piece of work is a man." He intended those words as praise of mankind, outwardly at least, but the phrase has a somewhat different meaning today. Toss in the moon landing and let's play with man's duality a bit ...
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete