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Author has written 8 stories for Looney Tunes, Ferngully, Kung Fu Panda, Rango, Garfield, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Felidae.
Liked Movies: Charly, Great Mouse Detective, Wall-e, Tangled, Ernest and Celestine, Kung Fu Panda, Felidae, Prince of Egypt, Caddy Shack, 2001: Space Odyssey
Liked Games: Portal, Five Nights at Freddy's, I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream, Batman: Arkham Asylum series, Sims
Favorite characters: HAL 9000 (from Space Odyssey), Basil and Ratigan (from the Great Mouse Detective), Autopilot and Wall-e (from Wall-e), GLaDOS (from Patrol), and AM (from I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream).
Things to copy and paste
D* put this
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus copy and paste this to your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy this onto your profile.
A short quiz :)
1: Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2: Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow, and green?
3: Your first initial.
4: Your month of birth?
5: Which color do you like more black or white?
6: Name of a person of the same sex as you.
7: Your favorite number?
8: Do you like California or Florida?
9: Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10: Write down a wish (a realistic one). (To be used by God in his amazing plan.)
1: You are completely in love with this person.
2: If you choose...
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggresive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advise to those who are down.
3: If your initial is:
A-K: You have alot of love and friendship's in you life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help other's and your future love life look's very good.
4: If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with somebody totally unexpected.
Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memorie's will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be to great but eventually you will find you soul mate.
5: If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and will do anything for you but you may not realize it. (Really?)
6: This person is your best friend.
7: This is how many close friend's you have in a lifetime.
8: If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9: If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friend's and you love and you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10: This wish will come true, only if you post this in one hour, and it will come true before you next birthday.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Jesus had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Jesus had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer.
Jesus had no army, yet kings feared Him.
Jesus won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
Jesus committed no crime, yet they crucifed Him.
Jesus was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Then copy and paste this into your profile.
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone.You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
crazy1 86: hey baby!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?
crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
they hurt her...apparently This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucille FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
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