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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
me im well odd(*cogh* better then you *cough*)
age screw my age
name not telling u guys u dont know if there are any sickos out there.
i am a boy/man and have a like for romance wich is why so many girls stare at me
i love pjo soo much
Boy: Marry me
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
name your ten favorite couples in no random order
2 piper( i shipped percy and piper sue me)
3 preyna( i also shiped percy and reyna)
8 pilena (i shipped percy and selina)
9 annadorf ( same with annabeth and beckendorf)
All time low
The all-american rejects
The band perri
Big time rush
The black eyed peas
Boys like girls
Cee loo green
Fall out boy
Flo rida (MY HOME TOWN FIGURE IT OUT THEN PM ME)
The friday night boys
Gym class hero's
Hit the lighs
Hot chelle rae
Plain white T's
The ready set
school boy humor
Three days grace
We the kings
3 doors down
if electricty comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from morons
when life hands you lemons throw them back and say make your own damn lemonade
when you die in an elevator rember to press the UP! BUTTON
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!
If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile
98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
I HAVE NO REASON 2, BUT I HATE JB!!!
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
"Be eco-friendly and turn off the lights when you leave the room. How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?"
"There is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than can - oh wait, that's The Lion King... But the point stands!"
Ryan: The White House? That's over 500 miles away!"
Colin: "Yeah, but if we go in the other direction, it's right next door."
"The capital of Wyoming is 'W'! :3 "
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
Shawn: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!"
"Good afternoon. I came to announce that Jimmy is no longer cracking corn, and I do care."
Words to live by:
"Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the correct time twice a day."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
"By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of a flower."
"People who are sensible about love are incapable of it." Douglas Yates
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." William Dement
"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." Cluade Monte
"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage." Theodore Roosevelt
"Listen to your heart. Then use your head."
"We have been friends for a long time, but I would never ask you to die for me." Carlisle Cullen
"Every life is precious... I know you mean well, but...I would like very much for our family to be *worth* protecting." Carlisle Cullen
"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." Emmett Cullen
"We should not criticize those who trip by taking a more difficult than usual step."
"Don't judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of him."
"Time you've enjoyed wasting was not wasted." John Lennon
"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." Oscar Wilde
"Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical."
"Much learning does not teach understanding."
"Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him."
"There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued."
"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion." Pride and Prejudice
"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." Walt Disney
"Our heroes are people, and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love." Randy K. Milholland
"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." Thomas Paine
TO ALL MY FRIENDS:
1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
3. When you are confused, I will use little words.
4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
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Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it -- us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.
Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
16 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. Jack a Nintendo Wii by jacking a bike and riding out of the store.
10 Ways To Annoy People
1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"
2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Public, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"
3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.
4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.
5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)
6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"
7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"
8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"
9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."
10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
a poem about child abuse
my name is tucker
i am three
my eyes are swollen
i cannot see,
i must be stupid
i must be bad,
what else could of made my daddy so mad?
i wish i were better
i wish i weren't ugly,
then maybe my mommy
would want to hug me.
i can't do a wrong
i can't speak at all
or else i'm locked up
all day long.
when im awake im all alone
the house is dark
my folks aren't home
when my mommy comes home i try to be nice,
so maybe i'll just get
one whipping tonight
i just heard a car
mu daddy is back from
my name is called
i press my self
agianst the wall
i try to hide
from his evil eyes
i'm so afraid now
i'm starting to cry
he finds me weeping
calls me ugly words,
he says it my fault
he suffers at work.
he slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more,
i finally get free
and run for the door
he's already locked it
and i start to bawl,
he takes me and throws me
agianst the wall
i fall to the floor
my bones nearly broken,
and my daddy continues
with mor bad words spoken,
"I'M SORRY!", i scream
but its much to late
his face has been twisted
in a unimanagainable shape
i hurt and the pain
agian and agian
O please god, have mercy!
O please let it end!
and he finally stops
and head for the door
while i lay there motionless
brawled on the floor
my name is tucker
i am three,
tonight my daddy
now i roam the underworld
to help those in nee.
i may seem evil,
but i'm not.
and if you read this
and don't pass it on
i pray for your forgiveness
because you would have to be
one heartless person
to not be affected
by this poem
and because you are effected,
do some thing about it!
so all i ask you to do
is pass it on!
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.
ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
God made men first, then he had a better idea!
Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
Relax. Nothing is ok.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
If you can stay calm when everything around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?"
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.
Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.
Earth is full. Go home.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
PMS - Possible Murder Suspect
As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Smile. It scares people.
An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you
Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.
The voices in my head don’t like you.
If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediately become rapist.
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.
I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction)
The evening news always starts off by saying 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
Brunettes make better psychos ;)
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers
BAD spellers of the world 'UNTIE!
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
When nothing goes right... go left.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.
OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!
Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!
You! Off my planet!
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead.
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Make like a guillotine and head off.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.
I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.
Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?
When in doubt, make up words!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(What?!?!?!?!? I'm a review junkie...)
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)
Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.(Well I wouldn't be laughing but I would still be alive)
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?)
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile(finding nemo and shrek...)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile(said word was 'why'. I know, I'm ashamed...)
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,son of erebus,
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"(So would my sister! It runs in the family...)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends and family think I am weird 4 this one)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,son of erebus,
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,son of erebus,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514,son of erebus,
I am the girl that doesn't often go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, my friends make me dance or I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, the.girl.who.sang, EmosWillRuleTheWorld, Siriuslover7, Lmb111514,son of erebus,
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!
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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile!
If you repeatedly read page 2O3 in THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH(Where Percy and Annabeth kiss), Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you cried or almost cried, when you finished THE LAST OLYMPIAN(No! Why did it have to end! Percabeth just officially got together and then it jumps to a new series where Percy is missing and there is no Percy at all other than mentions!!!!(but I still loved the book)), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have friends or people in your life that remind you of the characters in PJO, copy and paste this in your profile.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.(unless it's for books of course)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(if I added all my daydreaming time together you'd get the number infinity)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile(I'm completely proud of that and will continue not to do it).
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile(Way too many times to count and each time someone either says 'it's the first sign of craziness', 'You're weird you know that, right?", or 'Who are you talking to?')
If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D
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Stupid recall warnings:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Smile... it confuses people.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
I can resist anything but temptation.
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "
-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
i'm not normal no one is we are all different and unique and thats what makes us human
my favorite quotes
i remember lying on my bed looking up at the stars and a thought occured to me where the heck is the celing
it takes skill to trip on flat surface
if zombies chase! us im tripping you!
there are seven ninjas in this photo try to find them all
Oh my gods if u were acctually dumb enough to look for seven ninjas u need help there were no ninja stupid thats the joke
storys in progrees
hopefully i will be able to write these storys
lord perseus god of you have to find out
percy jackson son of chaos
They pushed her down a sewer.
About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.
If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Music is like candy. It's better without the wrappers (or rappers) Kayla
Yeah, we're gifted. But we have the maturity of 5 year olds. Me
My trousers are descending! Milan
I love picking apart these pants when I wear them!Amanda
I'm sorry, this is a no-hitting asian zone Kaden
Yo momma's momma! Bryce
We're all retarded in our own special wayMe
Trust me, I'm a doctor; Dr. Asian Me
Doodlee doodlee doo, the cow goes mroo. Maria
"Somebody call 911! Shorty fire burning on that dance floor! Ooh whoa oh oh!"
"It's shawty, not shorty!"
Me and Noah
"I have a theory-"
"I think she's a lesbo."
"I think she's a transgender."
Me and Maria
"Oh my Gosh! It's all over my ass!"- Nick
"I'm as tall as me!" ME
I didn't expect this to work, but I yelled "Get him!" and pointed at my brother. Then, my dog ran to him and bit him... in places. Me
Water's so yummy Amanda
"I used to have a photographic memory... not anymore."
"What happened? Did you run out of film?" John and Pearce
"Hey, Taylor, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Oh, that's right, you're two ugly." Addison and Taylor Pootreau
"And you are a Psychotic Idiot!"
"The HELL I AM!" John and Me
"We rack our brains to think of quotes and then we write them on sticky notes" Amanda
"Thank God for chopsticks!" Me and Bryce
I'm sorry, this is a no-hitting-asians zone. Kaden
Anything you say about rice or squinty eyes will be held against you Kaden to Davy
My pocket's smurfing! Bryce, Amanda, Maria, and Moi
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Frankli
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say THALIA!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say ANNABETH!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PJO Fans/ Normal people!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." PJO FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies
-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting likeyour father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL
DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ!! JUST DONT READ please skip it don't be funny just skip it.
don't do it seariously please don't
it's like really true so don't read ok
there were 3 girls
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REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
being retarted means people demand little thing from you that how you get out of work-me
when you look at the clouds you think wow those look pretty when look at clouds i build a rocket launcher and shoot up to the clouds sayin give me my damn cotten candy
here is a riddle
how do you escape a room
with no doors or window
and you only have a table and a mirror
--here is the answer--
you look in the mirror see what you SAW! you take the saw and cut the table in half two halfs make a HOLE!
If you need a smile on your face read these...
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
"You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -me (I really don't know why I said that, me and my lil' bro were studying and stuff.)
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.
A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer
Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.
The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
A professor was teaching a class of students about logic. He was trying to prove that there was no God. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" He asked. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Still, no answer. "Then that proves it." The professor concluded. "There simply is no God!" Suddenly, a student stood up. "Has anyone in this class seen the professor's brain?" He said. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched the professor's brain?" Again, no answer. "Then that proves it." The student said. "Our professor simply has no brain!"
I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
It's not the fear or the sadness that makes being alone hard. it's the process of accepting the fact that out of the billions of people in the world, there's no one fought and tried to be together with you.
My Quotes, My Life:
"Hahaha...you're a chick."
"He's already posted there...again."
"You look very...pretty."
"Farting is not a group activity!"
"And that my friends is why anything smaller than my pants fears airbags."
"I own your body!"
"I don't know what it was, but it didn't get off when I told it to. So it died."
"Don't put that on me."
"I got sticky white stuff in my hair!"
"Shhh! ...it bounces."
"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian
"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse
"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters
"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero
You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files
"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero
That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files
It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files
"It's all right. We just had a family spat."
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files
I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero
Put this in your profile
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (That would be so gross...)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
If you have stayed up all night just to finish a book copy and paste this on your profile page!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have bitten into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I can't tell you how many times, I've done that.)
If you think vanilla ice cream is awesome copy and paste this onto your profile!
I am a Sanubis fan and proud! If you are to, the copy and paste this on your profile page!
If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that all inanimate objects are plotting revenge on you copy and paste this on your profile.
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread.
QUESTIONS FOR THE UNIVERSE
Are you a sheep?
Can you get high on skittles?
Is it possible to die of laughter?
Can you really taste the rinbow?
Why are graham crackers found in the cookie aisle when they are clearly crackers?
Is there really a lady who heard cookies screaming that they weren't ready to be eaten in the cookie aisle?
Is the One-Eyed-One-Horned-Flying-Purple-People-Eater a one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple monster, or a one-eyed-one-horned monster that eats flying-purple people?
this is really weird and not like me at all but i just htought this poem up one nite and hand to get it out of my mind
people smile for joy
i smile for sadness,
people smile as a façade of ther true felling of pain,
i smile for pain,
people cry for death and loss,
i cry for happieness and love with a smile on my face,
people sing for joy,
i sing hopeing one day my vocal cords break,
people walk long distances hopeing to achive great thing's,
i walk hopeing one day a car will hit me,
people mourn over death,
i mourn over why i'm not dead yet,
people sleep looking forward to the next day,
i sleep hopeing i won't wake up the next day,
people yell for anger,
people hurt themselves because of sadness or strees,
i hurt my self hopeing i will be with the one's i love,
people have horrified looks on on there face as they die,
i smile watching death claim me,
people smile as they play and have fun,
i smile as i cry and slowly die
i smile up in heaven finally at peace
and finally happy
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