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Joined 03-10-12, id: 3804335, Profile Updated: 04-24-12
Author has written 11 stories for Misc. Anime/Manga, Misc. Books, One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Bleach, and Naruto.

Albert Camus

I agree with just about all of his quotes. Know him, and know me. That's all your getting. I'm tired...g'night...

"Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken."

"Culture: the cry of men in face of their destiny."

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"Every act of rebellion expresses a nostalgia for innocence and an appeal to the essence of being."

"For centuries the death penalty, often accompanied by barbarous refinements, has been trying to hold crime in check; yet crime persists. Why? Because the instincts that are warring in man are not, as the law claims, constant forces in a state of equilibrium."

"For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life."

"I know of only one duty, and that is to love."

"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."

"There is always something in us that yields to instinct, to contempt for intelligence, to the cult of efficiency. Our great virtues eventually become tiresome to us. We become ashamed of our intelligence, and sometimes we imagine some barbarous state where truth would be effortless."

"Art lives only on constraints it imposes on itself; it dies of all others. Conversely, if it does not constrain itself, it indulges in ravings and becomes a slave to mere shadows. The freest art and the most rebellious will therefore be the most classical; it will reward the greatest effort. So long as a society and its artists do not accept this long and free effort, so long as they relax in the comfort of amusements or the comfort of conformism, in the games of art for art's sake or the preachings of realistic art, its artists are lost in nihilism and sterility."

Other...

"Mortality in the face of our beloved makes us reach for all time."

"Never go into a place thinking the best of it, but never come out thinking the worst."

"Memories are what keep us from living without emotion."

I love these people, enough so that I've finally decided to follow the mainstream (which I'm usually too tired for) and make a list

To show them...

...the appreciation...

...they deserve.

[Insert coin here]

Other meaningless stuff...

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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

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Lessons in logic

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

WOMEN'S VOCABULARY

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sighs- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing”

The Teen Commandments:

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

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Finding her law by MangaFreak55 reviews
They met at the Shabondy Archipelago. She was one of the Straw Hat pirates but after the war she got on board with his crew. At first she hated him, but life can be full of changes and surprises. T. LawxOC. Contains humor, adventure, romance, fantasy...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,286 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - T. Law
Finding Family by cywsaphyre reviews
What if Tsuna's guardians were already involved with the mafia in some way? What if Tsuna grew up in Italy, on his way to becoming Vongola Decimo, and had confidence and skills? AU. First Fanfic. Characters OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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Unfortunately fortunate reviews
"Life is but a mere trinket for me." Siera J.L. All she ever wanted was freedom, but we hardly ever get what we want, do we? Aristocrat Sierra J. Loyard breaks through her family's boundaries after an unfortunately fortunate play of events. But at what price? *PLEASE READ CHAPTER ELEVEN FOR AN UPDATE AND NOTIFICATION. Don't even pay much attention to the first ten chapters, okay?*
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The not so Fantastic Five reviews
KHR! / Category based on current setting, will change accordingly / Five very peculiar teens receive the blessing of the elements. At first it seemed like nothing more than fun, but soon enough they come to realize that the plot holds much more than they initially assumed. It's a bit of a cliche, but bare with me - it's a laugh! Includes many manga/anime varieties, look forward!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Unlikely Odds reviews
A touching, yet morbidly comical story of a girl who, let's just say, didn't see it coming. Enters Otonashi Natsuko, transferee to Namimori High. Her story begins when she meets one Tsunayoshi Sawada and a certain sneaky looking infant, self-proclaimed master assassin, who seems to have more planned for Natsuko than the quiet shoujo life she had hoped for. Set one year later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
The eyes hide the truth reviews
What if Sakura Haruno never existed ? What if - instead of experiencing the love of the slightly temperamental but kind kunoichi - the two remaining members of Team 7 cross paths with the ever so mysterious, Maeda Atsuko. A story about friendship, and possibly something more. Set in pre-Shippuden time, in other words, the true forming of Team 7. Stick around and enjoy !
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Records of the past reviews
Izumi was just an average girl with an above average talent and a snappy tongue. That is, until she met the 'records', children chosen to uphold the law. Written in first person. Containing humor, romance, drama, fantasy, supernatural etc. Inspired by a timeless song. Rated T for language and possibly something more. *WinkWink*
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012
Between Two Worlds reviews
A parody on Bleach. Written from a first-person perspective. Containing Humor and maybe a pinch of romance. Depending on how good it gets. Izumi shuffled between two worlds; Soul Society and Las Noches. Let the hilarity ensue. Please rate and review. I'd really like for this story to kick off. Don't be shy. *Glances both ways* I've got special brownies...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.
Hidden in the Shadows reviews
A touching story about the Vongola family and the unexpected arrival of a new guardian who shakes the very core of the 10th Generation. Contains every genre you could possibly think of. This might grow into a love story, depending on how things play out. You should expect a lot of exciting twits and turns.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
The Willows: Trees
Anna moves to a new town and meets a boy, but the first thing he tells her is to stay away from the willows in her front yard. What does that mean?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Armored Infantry Units: Gojou
William Carter was a college student, alienated from his fellow students. His life took an unexpected turn when Unit Alpha crashed into it.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,687 - Published: 4/15/2012
The Pearl and the Onyx
Get on, fasten your seat belt and hold on tight!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,817 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012
No matter how much you lament over your misfortune
Yes, I was bored.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Published: 4/15/2012