Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Death Note, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I really don't know what to put down so I'll just rant about myself:
My favorite band is the GazettE. Maybe you've heard of them, maybe not, I'm downright obsessed with their music.
My favorite manga so far is Naruto. I really like Death Note too, but I don't know what to say, I'm obsessed with both?
Bleach's first ark was the best, the kidnapping one, then it started to go downhill. I still read it, just wasn't obsessed as I was for the first arc.
oh wait... I need to talk about myself.
I'm a 13 year old girl/teen/child/kid/human/person/whatever-you-wan-to-call-me, but NOT BOY that goes by the name of Ariel. Yes. Ariel.
I like One Piece!!!
I like to read.
I don't like Justin Beiber. His songs are boringly repetitive. Not because he has auto tune, but that just adds on top of his many 'why i hate him' list. I just don't like the kind of music he makes and no, it isn't because of peer pressure. Yes, I didn't really need to mention this did I? it was kind of obvious from the start.
I like to draw
I have a large sketchbook with many L drawings in it. yes. L drawings. I'm your typical L fangirl. I used to be more obsessed with him, but it never really got me anywhere (of course)
He's still fun to draw though. Especially his hair. I put his hair on my favorite characters and bam, you get a 'Sasori-L' and a 'Deidera-L' and so forth. (with their own colored hair)
What am I afraid of? SPIDERS. their very very cute and cuddly creatures that haunt your dreams and eat you alive. I have many nightmares about spiders. I have nothing against them personally, but these eight-eyed creatures just bothered my subconscious, and it seemed to want to make these furry creatures eat me alive. Yes, it's probably normal for girls?
I HATE ROLLER COASTERS. last time I went on one, I nearly threw up. my brother (who outright said that he hates me) even let me grip onto his hand and dig my fingernails horrifyingly into his hand. by the time the roller coaster ended, I tried to pretend it wasn't so bad, and he said that I was all white and shaking. I don't see how people experience thrill from them, but I guess it's just me and some other minority who can't experience 'the thrill'
Horror movies. these can haunt you for the rest of your life. especially if you somehow watched The Grudge when you were five. I still remember the creepy lady and Toshio, the cute kid, drowning the old guy, their black pupils *shudders* I would rather go on a roller coaster then watch another horror movie. that's saying something.
What do I want to be when I grow up? that is something i am allowed to say, because after all... I'm only 13 (did I already say that?).
I want to be a mangaka!!
But there's almost no chance in that. the Pokemon manga is so much better than the anime. Read it, Pokemon anime lovers, and see what the original is like! I should make an anime out of Pokemon Adventures. don't know how though. I don't speak Japanese, so obviously I really can't make it. I do hope that someday someone might make an anime out of the original manga, instead of some people who changed Pokemon anime around DRAMATICLY! everything was different!!!
Challenges I get millions of story ideas every day, and am unable to write them all at once. So, I'm just starting the list now, and there challenges for most mainstream anime. And one more thing: PM me if you accept any of these. If I feel the great need that I would really love to write the story, I'll simply erase it and write it myself.
1. InuYasha and Naruto Xover.
Minato and Kushina were both secretly hanyous. They never once told each other in the time they spent with each other. Minato is calm and collected, despite being the son of a fox-demon. Kushina is wild and crazy, despite being the daughter of Sessomaru himself. They both looked like the parent that wasn't the demon.
Naruto is born, inheriting traits from both of his grandparents. He is also a hanyou, having a personality more like Kushina's, and the fox demon, but his abilities lean towards Sessomaru's.
1. No yaoi. No yuri. No Harem
2. Have him inherit a sword, preferably Bakusaiga, able to use because of Sessomaru's blood, but if you want, he can somehow get a hold of Tesaiga.
2. Regular Naruto Fic.
Sasuke and Naruto switch bodies. Yes, they do. And now, Sasuke is receiving hated glares from the civilians, while Naruto is being favored over all. After several years, they switch back, and Sasuke and Naruto both vow to get their revenge on the villagers. Naruto's reason? Sasuke was being favored. Sasuke's reason? Why were they so mean to Naruto? How could they, and why would they favor Sasuke of all of them?
Sasuke immediately wants to make friends, but because of the unfairness Naruto had been treated with, Naruto resented Sasuke more than ever. AHAHAHAHAHA! THE DRAMA! Well, of course, they end up in the same team, along with our evil Sakura (note: Sasuke knows how Sakura treats Naruto now, and ends up hating her too)
They take it up to the Hokage of course, but the Yamaka's aren't able to do anything, only telling them that they will return to their bodies after several years. I don't care if you make Sasuke find out about the kyuubi or not. This takes place before the two graduate.
1. No yaoi or yuri, no harem
2. Naruto can be a lot stronger, because now the villagers were willing to help him, he was able to learn a lot of stuff.
3. Sasuke sees the chakra capacity Naruto has, and ends up taming it, with chakra control.
4. After they return to their bodies, Sasuke is a bit stronger physically, but is awesome with chakra control. Naruto returns to his body, much better chakra control, (though not perfect) and a set of handy jutsus, stronger physically too, but same physical improvement as Sasuke.
5. Sasuke will hate Sakura after what she put 'Naruto' which was really him, through. But hopefully we can make Sakura a bit better (pre-Sakura). Also, 'Naruto' which was Sasuke, saw the crush Hinata had on 'him'. You can make any pairing I don't care.
6. They should become friends once again, in the end. Closer than ever. Sasuke doesn't betray Konoha because he understands Naruto better than ever.
3. Naruto and Air Gear Xover
Naruto invents Air Gear, and uses it all over Konoha, and implements it into his fighting style somehow. A very strong Naruto, and a good with tech stuff, Naruto.
1. No yaoi, yuri and NO HAREM!!!! Harems bore me.
1. L (Ryuuzaki, Ryuuga) - Death Note
2. The Undertaker - Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
3. Ichimaru Gin - Bleach
4. Truth, God, World, Universe, All, One, You - Fullmetal Alchemist
5. Ryuk - Death Note
6. Urahara Kisuke - Bleach
7. Kurama (Kyuubi)- Naruto
8. Zaraki Kempachi - Bleach
9. Kuchik Rukia - Bleach
10. Yachiru - Bleach
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: *Rolls over and groans*
L: Wake up.
Me: *Sighs and opens eyes, to see L standing over me.*
L: Wake up.
Me: *Pulls L down and 'accidentally' kisses him.*
L:... That was my first kiss.
Me: *wakes up* HOLY CRAP I'M SO SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Me:... am I forgiven?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *tries to hide*
Gin: Hey, I ain' gonna hurt ya', just gotta ask a question.
Me: Have you heard of decency?
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: T...t... GOD? Rukia? Y... LIARS!!!!
Truth: I am Truth.
Rukia and Truth are grasping hands*
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Apple pancakes, apple this, apple that?
Ryuuk: Apples are sure... Juicy, aren't they?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
It was expected.
Me: *ignores Urahara snoring beside me.*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Oh cool, does that mean I'm part Bijuu?
Kurama: Just kidding.
Me: KURAMA MADE A JOKE!!!!!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Of course, *face palms*
Zaraki ran away from the hospital to go fight someone very strong that day.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Rukia: Haha, you guys are weird.
Me: Were you paid to do this? You aren't acting like yourself today.
Rukia runs off after her cellphone rings, dragging Ichigo behind him.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Yachiru, I got some candy?
Yachiru fails to ignore.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
L: I will catch them and bring them to justice.
Me: *thinks, he is so hot!*
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: *Sighs* you can at least say sorry.
Undertaker: I have never laughed so hard in my life! Are you a professional?
Me: *face palms*
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Gin: Happy bir'thday ta ya.
Hands me present.*
Me: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! (inside there laid sushi.)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Truth watches from heaven. "Looks like her time is up."
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Ryuuk: Humans are sure interesting.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
L: You are marrying the insane girl that loves candy?
Me: You love candy too.
L is unable to continue arguing.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Kurama: Bad things happen in life. Sometimes.
Me: I know TT_TT
Kurama: Not nearly as bad as having everyone in your family killed by your brother/ friend.
Me: *stops crying.* That's true. I kinda feel bad for Sasuke.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Rukia: WIN ARIEL-KUN!!! YEAH! YOU CAN DO IT! *waves cardboard chappy around containing my name in big letters*
Me: Why did I even bring her here?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Yachiru: *Laughs with me.*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Oh, L. He's such a panda, so kawaii, loves to eat cake, his smile is beautiful, his hair is spiky, he is smart, and quite cute in his small emotional less states. He is extremely smart, and an awesome detective!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Undertaker-san, did you find the drugs?
Undertaker: But I love her! She's more beautiful than a skeleton!
Me: Rukia might find that an insult.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: *whispers to Gin* I thought your parents died...
Gin: Oh, they live in soul society.
Me: Nice to meet you, Mr. Mrs. Ichimaru.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Erm... well, technicly it's not possible since all things pass through Ryuk, but if he was solid and they knew each other for a long time, there is a slim chance, since I'm not sure if Urahara cares if his date is ugly.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Urahara, you dirty bastard.
Urahara: *brings out fan* they were the ones that asked me out.
Me: *sighs and facepalms.* Your own choice... tsk.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Is my haircut that bad that even a nine tailed fox would care?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Ru.. ru... RUKIA? *sighs* Fine, I accept.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
They probably found out that they both are in love with cake, and L gave Yachiru a huge piece... It's okay, he can marry the insane girl if he'd like to.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Gin attempted human transmutation? Truth? You guys okay?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Impossible. Urahara and L?... I dunno actually.
Would 2 trust 5?
YES! They would love each other. Undertaker, Ryuuk, you guys could be soul mates! One thinks that humans are interesting, one loves to laugh!
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Yachiru pokes Truth back. But it just goes through him. She giggles.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Ryuuk picks physiology, since he wants to know why humans are so interesting.
L pick art, since he knows nothing other than famous artists in the pasts about it, and has never tried creative drawing.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Urahara and Gin? Sushi!!!!!!!!
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Kurama applies for deconstruction of buildings.
Rukia applies for a part time... erm... clerk at McDonald's.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
dies laughing at the image.*
Kempachi may as well slice Ryuuk's head off. Ryuuk's hair doesn't grow. I think.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Urahara: It is a work of art.
Rukia: Thank you.
Turns out it's chappy the bunny version.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Whether Rukia's name should be Chappy Chappy, and why Yachiru gives everyone nicknames.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Yachiru simply dodges.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Turns out Undertaker's girlfriend died sixty years ago, and is now a skeleton. Rukia facepalms.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Urahara: So, Ryuuk. Humans are interesting, eh?
Ryuuk: Yes, yes they are.
LONG LONG LONG conversation after that, while lifting weights.*
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Ryuuk goes anyways. Everyone screams and runs away.
Ryuuk: Humans are sure... interesting.
7 won the lottery?
Me: Kurama... how did you win without scaring away anyone?
Kurama: Oh easy, I just henge.
Me: Congratulations anyways.
8 had quite a big secret?
Zaraki fell in love with a girl.
9 became a singer?
Rukia only sings about rabbits. Is not popular at all.
I kinda feel bad for her.
10 got a daughter?
Me: WITH WHOM?! YACHIRU?!?!?!?!?
Yachiru: Oh, Ken-chan!
Me: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
What would 1 think of 2?
L: *nudges me*
L: Does he have mental issues?
Undertaker: I have never laughed so hard in my life! Are you a professional?
How would 3 greet 4?
Gin: How ya doin'
Truth: Hello. I am Truth. Some people call me God, the World, the Universe, All, One, and I am also... You. *Truth points at Gin.*
Gin: This ain't good... *gets sucked into the door of truth.*
What would 4 envy about 5?
Truth: I really want a Death Note.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Ryuuk doesn't dream... But if he did...
Urahara: *Leaping in wonderland with butterflies and rainbows.*
Ryuuk: ... Urahara-san, you okay?
Urahara: *flips out fan, I'm quite fine, indeed! *smiles.*
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Kurama and Urahara.
Their names both end in A.
Nothing else. They both aren't even human.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Zaraki ruined Urahara's research supplies. Zaraki beat him.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Soul Society, while Rukia's about to be executed. Zaraki.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Erm... Rukia has a room full of chappy the rabbits, and Yachiru would tear them all apart if she knew.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Yachiru: *goes into the corner*
L has shadowy baggy eyes, and leans over, and invades personal privacy. Sometimes.
Is 3 gay?
No. Gin is in love with Rangiku. I suspect.
Is 1 hot? Why or why not?
Yes. L is such a panda, so kawaii, loves to eat cake, his smile is beautiful, his hair is spiky, he is smart, and quite cute in his small emotional less states. He is extremely smart, and an awesome detective!
You wake up in bed with 2, what's your reaction?
Me: Erm... hi.
Me: This isn't awkward at all.
Undertaker: What would make you think it's awkward?
Me: Never mind *remembering Undertaker did not have a normal mindset.*
You walk in on 3 having sex with 6, what's your reaction?
Urahara: Oh, this is just a gigai. I didn't put AIDS in it. Don't worry, we won't die.
Me: That's not the point...
Ichimaru: This ain' good.
Urahara: Your very right, my dear.
They continue kissing.
I am scarred with the image for the rest of my life.
You and 4 are having a normal conversation when he/she suddenly asks you out, what's your reaction?
Truth: Will you go out with me?
Me: I thought you were Me also.
Truth: I am you.
Me: *sighs* Sure!
Describe your relationship with 5 in four words.
Awkward. Unseen. Strange. Apples.
6 invites you to the beach! What do you say?
Urahara: We are going on a beach trip. Would you like to come?
7 tells you he/she has a crush on 1, how do you react?
Kurama: I think I love him.
Me: You aren't even human.
Me: It's okay *pats the fox on the back, even though he is insanely larger than me*
It's 8's birthday, what do you get him/her?
Zaraki: I'm not sure when my birthday is.
Me: It's okay, here, *hands a very super strong hollow*
Zaraki runs off to fight it.
9 is depressed. How do you comfort him/her?
Me: Rukia, it's okay,
Rukia: But... but...
Me: What happened?
You accidentally walk in on 10 taking a shower. What do you do?
Me: Sorry, Yachiru-chan.
Yachiru: Your weird.
Me: *sighs and leaves*
1 says that you are his/her best friend. Your reaction?
L: You are my best friend.
Me: Thank you so much.
How would 2 confess his/her love to you?
Undertaker: Your face is softer then the skulls that lay in the coffin, day after day. Ariel, I have to tell you something, even though I used to prefer the non moving nor fighting back, lovely skeletons, you are different. I have never done so before, but I love you.
I am unable to react.*
You and 3 are in a burning building, what do you and/or 3 do?
Gin: Let's get out of here. *Grabs hold of me and flash-steps out of the building onto the ground. We are both unharmed.*
4 makes a sexual reference in the middle of a conversation on without noticing. How do you react?
I continue the conversation, also, without knowing the sexual reference.
Would you sleep with 5? Why or why not?
No. He is creepy, but funny, and interesting.
6 wants to introduce you to his/her parents. How does it go?
Not very well.
Urahara: This is my mom, and this is my dad.
Me:... erm... nice to meet you.
Urahara *flips out fan, and begins to fan self.*
There are rumors that 7 is a real player. What do you do?
Me: Kurama... a player? What did he cheat on? The other eight Bijuu?
Kurama: It's true.
Me: Do whatever ya want.
8 likes 3, but 3 likes you and doesn't know about 8's feelings, what do you do about this?
Kempachi is in love with Ichimaru Gin.
The world is ending.
Me: Gin, Kempachi wants to fight you.
Kempachi is happy.
9 is telling a personal secret to 2, but 5 and you are accidentally listening in. What happens?
Rukia: I think I'm in love with nii-sama.
Undertaker: A first rate laugh alright! *laughing super hard*
Ryuuk: Humans are sure... interesting.
Me: *facepalms.* Rukia, it's okay. Relax. We can get through this.
You discover that 10 is trying to commit suicide! What will you do?
Me: Yachiru-chan, are you alright?
Yachiru: Aizen took my candy!!! TT_TT
Me: *Throws all holloween candy at Yachiru.
Yachiru runs away with candy.
9 and 10 are flirting with you, and 1 is watching. What does 1 do?
Rukia: Your cuter then Chappy the Rabbit!
Yachiru: You have a lot of candy.
L:... I will never understand physiology.
2 is bored. What do you do?
Undertaker: I need a first rate laugh.
Me: I'll show you a first rate laugh! *fails*
3 confesses to be your long lost sister/brother. What do you say?
Gin: I'm eh... ya' bro.
Gin: Ya', ya' gotta believ'in me.
Me: *sighs* Gin, I believe ya'.
Gin: Thanks' Ari'.
Me: Call me Ne-chan! *laughs evilly*
4 is staring at you. Reaction?
Me: Truth, am I that ugly?
Truth: It is my place to judge.
Me: *Takes a picture*
Truth: It's not going to show up.
Later that day, I attempt to develop the pictures. Truth did not show up. There was only white.
100 Rules of Anime
The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
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