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Joined 03-10-12, id: 3805245, Profile Updated: 12-26-13
Author has written 8 stories for Raze, Bionicle, Halo, and Mass Effect.

Name: Qwerty282, but you can call me Qster for short (KEU-ster).

Age: I'm not tellin'! But I am in school, and that's the only clue. (Hey, a rhyme!)

Gender: I'm MALE dammit!

Location: Go to hell, stalker...

Relationship: Single

Author Friends: LiLy Mon'Roe and I were in the same school, as was Mizuhara Yukie. Platinum123 is my best friend and gaming/programming partner. He and I run a few wikis together, like the SFH wiki, with Marshall Chi (not joining). SoccerTiger3 is my cousin across the ocean. Like me, he should be approached with caution.

Favourite Games: Halo, Bionicle, Mass Effect and Raze

Strength: Somehow exploding non-explodable things (like that ant nest...), TBS games, universe creation

Weakness: Why the hell should I tell you? Oh wait... are you one of THEM?! *cocks 12-guage shotgun*

Dream Weapon: EMP-blast-capable Plasma/AP Projectile Minigun with an oversized Plasma Katana welded on the side and a custom 60mm Grenade Launcher welded on top. TOTAL CARNAGE!!! (If construction of said weapon was possible)

Dream House: A 32 klick long, 10 klick wide and 9 klick high starship with c. 5000 AD technology and weaponry with 10 m thick Precursor Neural battle plating.

Hits: Halo, Xbox, Mass Effect, Sci-Fi, NemesisTheory, Waterflame, Left 4 Dead, Strike Force Heroes, Raze, HTML, BIONICLE, Dan Brown, Jim Butcher, Rick Riodran, Books, Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Science (Astronomy, Astrology, Xenobiology, Nanotechnology, Neurology, Chemistry, Astrophysics, Biology, Microbiology, Computer Science, Paleontology, Archaeology, Geography, Geology, Psychology, Biochemistry), Guns, Swords, Axes, Daggers, Incendiary devices, Math in general, MMOs, RTS, TD, TBS, Lego, Robots, AIs, VIs, Computers, Things that go boom, Blowing up things that go boom, Swordfighting, Fencing, Making weapons and IEDs (but I'm not a terrorist!), War games like Diplomacy, Summer break, FanFiction.Net, FictionPress.Net, RANDOM!

Misses: Twilight, Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Algebra, Most pop songs and artists, Girly stuff, Cameras, Heights, Dark corners, Insensitive jerkheads, Bitchy people, Bad internet, Porn addicts, School in general, n00b farmers, Cyberbullies, Flamers, Internet trolls, Homework, Public Speaking, Bullies, Racists, Terrorists, Warmongers, Thick-headed stubborn idiots, Stalkers, Fights

Links: https://ask.fm/Qwerty282, https://razetwo.wikia.com, https://strikeforceheroes.wikia.com, https://www.fictionpress.com/u/871482/


JOURNAL

I've run into a slight hiccup in The Mantle. Y'see, I've got chapters 3, 4, 5 and UNSC Navy CODEX ready, but Chapter 2 is nowhere near finished due to scientific research and dain bramage.. Sorry for the excessive delay, but I have been writing. Just for all the wrong chapters. -12/18/13

In case anyone didn't get the memo, SUBMISSIONS FOR THE MANTLE ARE CLOSED. Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day. Gesundheit. -9/28/13

I AM BACK BITCHES (No offence ladies)!!! OO-FRICKIN-RAH!!! New chapters are up for The Mantle. Unfortunately, my thumbdrive crashed, and took half a month of writing with it. That means the long awaited Timeline V wil not be out for some time... -9/22/13

Hooray for cousins and vacations! I finally can (temporarily) access FFN again! But I forgot my blasted thumbdrive... FYI: For those who don't know, my computer has been installed with a blocker and I CAN"T GET MY DAILY DOSE OF FANFICTION!!! Still can't crack it. I think I may have a back door but I'm not sure. So yeah, on hiatus until next journal update! *grumbles*. -7/27/13

Just because I couldn't resist. Added the links section above and a few quotes. -4/3/13

Hello again. Sorry for the lack of doing anything. First: Assessments. Second: Camp. Third: Family vacation. Fourth: Shit-ton of assessments. Last: Moving. Won't be doing much here for a long time. Wish me luck... -3/31/13

Hello. Long time no update. Happy Pi Day. P.S. Write 314 on a piece of paper and hold it to a mirror. PIE!!! Oh yeah, 9:26:53.589 on 14th of March, 2015 would really be Pi day! I gotta get a screenshot of that! *Begins 2 year wait* -3/14/13

Happy Chinese New Year! 恭喜发财! 红包拿来! 没有红包? 给你 black eye! (Little rhyme my friends and I made up last year, can't frickin get it outta my head)
P.S. Happy Tết to all my Vietnamese friends (shoutout to Blu and Yukie) -2/7/13

OK. I've been procrasninating for some time. I can up with the idea a year ago, actually considered writing it 6 months ago, posted the idea itself 4 months ago, began writing the teaser 2 weeks ago, promised myself it would be up on Monday, and now I'm still not ready to put it up. Fuck me. -2/5/13

Dammit, alright screw my promise to myself AND my New Years Resolution to Hell an' back! My brain is too clogged up. Now Publishing: The Mantle: Alpha and Omega. -1/14/13

First week of school in 2013 is over. (Unenthusiastic) Yay. -1/11/13

Happy late New Year! Was travelling, sorry. My New Years Resolution is to finish TDS and TTFE before 2014 and not start on my MEGA X-over until I'm done with the former two stories. -1/6/13

Merry Xmas! And congratulations, the world didn't end! :D -12/25/12

The date is December 22nd, and I'm still alive. Fuck yeah. -12/22/12 (duh again)

12/12/12 12:12:12.12! And I got it too! For the last goddamn time in the century as well! -12/12/12 (duh)

Y'know what, screw the Bionicle ToD. Too many goddamn spoilers for TTFE. Maybe next Xmas. I'm makin' a crossover instead. -12/10/2012

I've been working up something special for Christmas. Involves everyone's favourite game (T or D), several drunk Glatorians and Toa, and a very, VERY cracked up Guardian and Makuta. Coming soon to a PC near you! -12/06/12

Shit. Halo 4 confirmed it. JOHNXCORTANA 4EVAH! WOOT! (Yes, took me this long to finish it). Since she (supposedly) died, I've decided to just go down with the boat. *Slowly sinks into the Ocean of Canonization*-11/30/12

Decided to do something where I can update stuff going on in my life, I suppose. -11/25/12


Hi guys,

Qwerty282 here. I am a Bionicle, Raze, Mass Effect and Halo fan so expect fanfics from those 4 games only, although I may dabble in other fandoms too, occasionally and when the mood hits me.

I am a bit of a geek (especially in canon of certain games) and tend to go overboard (in real life) when someone messes up something, though I try to hold back. Also, I have sub-consciously memorised the entire history of several gaming universes (Halo, Bionicle, Mass Effect, Raze...) so I can pretty much state 80% of what happened, but no hard dates.

I am also a particularly good worldbuilder, able to fathom the workings of entire universes in my head. Unfortunately most never make it to the paper. If you do, however, want any help in creating/melding together a universe, or have trouble with a crossover,don't hesitate to drop a PM. I'll gladly assist you in any way I can.

By the way, does anyone hear that incessant whining when you turn on one of those electronic pest reppellents that keep mosquitos away with sound? No one else in my family does.

My inbox is always open so if you feel the urge, you may drop a comment. Also, any curiosity regarding The Mantle should be directed to my ask.fm (look above)

Qwerty282 signing out.

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Present Brainwaves

Here's my-ooh...Shiny... Nope that's the foil from my chocolate from *runs foil through excessively complex and large machine* 2010! - Oh right. Here's my brainwaves and they are rather hard to find as I am distracted rather easily... Ooh-Shiny...

P.S. All ideas are mine. MINE! Anything that you can adopt are labelled as such. Otherwise, MINE!!!

STRAIGHTS

Bionicle:

The Toa From Earth: A Toa is stationed on Earth to monitor humans. When the great cataclysm occurs, he faces a new enemy... -ON HOLD and to be rewritten.

Halo:

Splintered Galaxy: What if the Hierarchs-to-be disagreed in the Grand Sanctum? Mercy founds the Human-worshipping Reclamnation, Truth and Regret found the Human-extinctionist True Covenant, and Restraint founds the atheist and mostly pacifist Federation of Intelligent Life-forms--MERGED! Now to be a mini-story in TheMantleverse

Spartan Family: OMG! Six and Chief are SIBLINGS!!! That would explain their lack of speech and hyper-lethality though... Did I mention Six made it off Reach? -Working on it! Should be up once TM-AaO is finished... -MERGED, now a story in TheMantleverse

Raze:

The Mission: Story of Sgt. Johnson before The Raze Soldier finds him. -It's up and in progress! -ON HOLD until my rewrite is complete.

CROSSOVERS

MExHalo:

(Title undecided): Very AU. Halo-ish timeline. The Citadel is made up of Covenant species and the First Contact War is dragged out. I'll have to think the Forerunner-Reaper thing through though... -CANCELLED due to multiple plot holes and near impossible universe mix-ups. If you want to adopt it, PM me and I'll see if you're up to the challenge of turning this slag heap into a masterpiece.

The Dimensional Shift: Blue Team, the IIIs and Dr. Halsey escape the shield world in a... less than orthodox escape involving an unstable slipspace jump. The Forward Unto Dawn passes through an interdimensional rift. The Covenant Corvette and half a Supercarrier tumble into a planet's atmosphere. The Spirit of Fire fails to clear the slipspace blast, but instead of being destroyed, they are teleported interdimensionally. Admiral Cole makes a jump in a gravity well, but it is affected by the detonation of the nukes in the planet's core. The only thing they had in common were never-before-used slipspace methods, yet they all landed in the same universe. The universe of the Systems Alliance and the Reapers. -ON HOLD until I finish with The Mantle

Second Contact: The Batarians start expanding out of Citadel Space and are illegally opening Mass Relays. This puts them into contact with the UNSC and her allies in the war-torn Epsilon Indi system... -MERGED, now part of TheMantleverse.

HaloxBionicle:

An Unexpected Ally: In this universe Makuta are Shadow Warriors loyal to Mata Nui and the Toa and Skakdi are their commanders and troops respectively. Mata Nui intervenes in the Human Covenant War. Uh oh... Oh yeah, The Great Beings are Precursors who escaped from the Forerunners. They're cyborgs so the Halo doesn't affect them or their creations. -Experiencing temporary developmental hiccups... Will start once TM reaches the 90% mark, or when someone decides to adopt it ...

MExRaze:

Slaver Wars: The Third Interspecies Conflict lasts decades. Sol System is retaken by Human military. A Mass Relay is found leading to Arcturus. Humans and Aliens fight over Relays and colonies until the Batarians find a relay activated by Aliens... -MERGED, now part of TheMantleverse

MExBionicle:

Reaper's Bane: Mata Nui stumbles upon the Citadel. Chaos ensues as the Council deals with the partially organic AIs and a sentient robot starship capable of extremely fast non-Relay FTL. Also someone has dealings with someone inside Mata Nui. Hoo boy... -MERGED with TheMantleverse

MEGA X-Over:

The Mantle - Beginning of the End: A massive, overly ambitious projet (how characteristic of me) which is likely to take a loooong time to write. Reading the MERGED stories above should give you an idea of what this'll be about. This is the first book in a saga of (currently) five books, though its the fourth chronologically. Occurs roughly pre-Mass Effect to Mass Effect 2 or so. -In Progress

The Mantle - End of a Beginning: Sequel to the first book. Details the Reaper War and Return of the- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. WE DO NOT TOLERATE SPOILERS. - To be written

The Mantle - Reclamation and Heresy: Prequel to the first and second books. Takes place during the opening years of the Great War, right up until the Battle for Reach. Details the formation of the Federation of Independent Species and the rise of the various splinter factions of the Covenant. - To be written

The Mantle - Return of the Forerunners: Sequel to the third book. Completes the Great War arc, from Halo until post-Battle of Requiem, including the Forerunner Civil War. -To be written

The Mantle - The Price of Freedom: The last book is also the first book chronologically. Back to the beginning to reach the end, eh? This is the book which chronicles the baby steps of the then-fledgling UNSC and its subsequent baptism of fire after being attacked by the Bran'kor, as well as Second Contact with the Yautja and the Enyav Crusade for Freedom (ECF)'s struggles. -To be written

Subsequent Oneshots and possible sequel and epilogue to Book 2.


Polls

None at the moment.


QUIZZES

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. Master Chief

2. Noble Six

3. The Raze Soldier

4. Cortana

5. Thomas Lasky

6. Ashley Williams

7. J Rockit

8. Zoey

9. Sgt. Johnson (the Raze guy)

10. Commander Shepard

11. Ex. Treem

12. Ellis

Question #1: Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ash and Treem... Well, both are soldiers to the core... DAMMIT! Why'd you go and put that in my head!!!

Question #2: Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Cort- This... This is just unfair... Completely unfair...

Question #3: What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ellis getting Zoey pregnant??? Man, I'm sure a whole lotta people would be happy... Myself included.

Question #4: Have you read any fics about Nine?

Johnson? If you exclude my own fic, there's no other right now.

Question #5: Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Six and Williams? Erm... I wouldn't be too sure. I mean, he barely talks.

Question #6: Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lasky with Sarge or Shep? Definitely Shep. Well... FemShep looks like Palmer, and we know how those two are always appearing together...

Question #7: What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?

Johnny walks in on Six and the kid? Man, I'd pay $100 just to see the fight.

Question #8: Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

TRS and the Commander? Err... Shepard stumbles across a green-skinned muscular human who is struggling to stay sane. As she offers her emotional support during his stay, a bond which can only be forged between those who've seen it all forms between them...

Question #9: Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Chief and Zoey? Nah. Completely and utterly unheard of. Although...

Question #10: Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Rockit and Ellis? Ummm... Err... Hmm... AHA! Ravaged

Question #11: What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Cortana deflowering John? Dude, they're already going at each other! All I gotta do is just give her a (extremely strong) body and give him a titanium-reinforced room!

Question #12: What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Shepard? Err... Umm... The name of whoever he/she's sleeping with?

Question #13: If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Zoey? Errr... I got nothing. Everything I listen to is meant to be played in firefights!

Question #14: What might be a good pick up line for Two to use on Ten?

Six on Shep? Err... He'd probably keep quiet and edge up to her. No pick ups.

Question #15: What is Six's super-secret kink?

Ashley? Geez, I dunno. Bioware never released the full sex scenes! (Not that I'd watched them, though...)

Question #16: Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

Johnson with Ex Treem? You'd probably have to get them both drunk to the seventh heaven, paste the photo of a hot girl on both of their faces, stick 'em it a rocket and disappear yourself from the world if you want to live.

Question #17: If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

J Rockit and Raze Soldier? Rockit, for sure. Unless TRS is in zombie mode...

Question #18: Have you ever read any Six/Eight stories? If not, are you interested in reading one?

Ash and Zoey? What the hell? Those two are HOT.

Question #19: Have any of your friends written an Eleven fanfic?

Treem? Nup.

Question #20: Does anyone on your friend list read Three fanfics?

Raze Soldier? Yes.

Question #21: Does anyone on your friend list write Two/Four/Five fanfics?

Six, Cortana and Lasky? Never heard of THAT one before.

Question #22: Two and Nine were lovers, until Nine ran away with Four. Two was depressed, and then had a one-night stand with Ten. Two later had a brief and unhappy relationship with Five. Finally, after getting some advice from Eight, Two was able to find true love with Seven. Please create a title for this story.

Okay, let's see... Six and Johnson were lovers, until he ran away with Cortana (man, I don't blame him). Six then had a one-night stand with Shep, followed by a brief and unhappy relationship with Lasky (wut...). After Zoey gave him some advice, Six was finally able to settle down with Rockit. Buh WHA?! Okay okay, deal's a deal. How's abou... Love Sux ???

Question #23: How would you feel if Seven and Eight were in a fight?

J Rockit beating up Zoey? Man, my view of him would drop sooooo damned low.

Question #24: What would you do if you found out Five is a relative of yours?

Lasky? THE Thomas Lasky? Fuck me. My potential career in the Army looks so screwed...

Question #25: Lets say Two, Eight and Eleven are stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one. Who would it be?

Six, Zoey and Treem? I'll save the second one, of course. Six's MJOLNIR and Treem's Combat Suit are fireproof, and the damn pyromaniac probably started the fire in the first place. So yeah, Zoey's the only one who needs saving.

Question #26: Who would you kill, One or Ten?

Puta Madre!!! You're trying to kill me, aren't you, chao lanjiao?! Ah well, I'll be screwed if I tried either ways. Well, my shot would somehow richochet back at me if I took on Chief (assuming I manage to get within sniping range), and Shep can be resurrected again, so I'd pick Ten AFTER I've loaded up on DEWs and written my will, and equiped myself with Cyclops armour and a FERNIS nuke if things go south.

Question #27: If you died and could choose to bring Three or Five with you to the afterlife, who would you choose?

The Raze Soldier or Lasky? Errr... Lasky, 'cos at least he talks.

Question #28: Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

I'm. Not. Gay.


Pairings:

Following a little misunderstanding with another author (no naming), I decided to create this section on my profile.

Halo

I like: JohnxCortana, JohnxKelly, JohnxOC, FredxLinda, JaixAdriana, TomxLucy, CarterxKat, DarexBuck, FemSixxJohn, SifxMack

I can tolerate: JohnxLinda, SPARTANxOC, SPARTANxSPARTAN, FemSixxNoble 3/4/5, MirandaxJohnson, LindaxKelly, SamxKelly, SamxLinda, FredxKelly

Don't think about: JohnxJohnson, JohnxMiranda, CarterxAnyone but Kat, KatxAnyone but Carter, JohnxArbiter, CortanaxAnyone but Chief

Bionicle

I like: TahuxGali, MatoroxHahli, HahlixJaller, MatauxNokama

I can tolerate: ToaxOC, TeridaxxGali, KopakaxGali, Mata NuixKiina, AckarxKiina, TarixxKiina, TakanuvaxGali, Mata NuixOC, KrikaxGali,VakamaxNokama

Don't think about: TahuxKopaka, MatoroxJaller, TeridaxxMata Nui, Mata NuixAnyone but Kiina, TeridaxxAny Toa but Gali

Raze

I like: RockitxDani

I can tolerate: RockitxRaze Soldier, Any characterxOC

Don't think about: TreemxSage, JohnsonxRaze Soldier

Mass Effect

I like: TalixShepardM, GarrusxTali, GarrusxFemShep, ShepardMxAshley, EDIxJoker

I can tolerate: LiaraxShepard(F&M), KaidenxFemShep, Shepard(F&M)xOC, KaidenxAshley

Don't think about: FemShepxWrex, ShepardMxMiranda, ShepardMxJack


If you aren't interested you may skip the rest of my bio from here.


Quotes

ANONYMOUS

"What doesn't kill you only makes my job easier." -Anonymous

"Time and Death are both an illusion, one need not fear the slow march of one or the coming of the other" -Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it." -Anonymous

"Caffiene! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!" -Anonymous

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over. -Anonymous

"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail." -Anonymous

"This is good. And crazy. I think I like it." -Anonymous

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." -Anonymous

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." -Anonymous

"We live, we die, and the wheels of the bus go round and round." -Anonymous

"Guns don't kill people... but they sure help." -Anonymous

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." -Anonymous

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." -Anonymous

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." -Unknown

Suicide is a persons way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit." —Unknown

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." —Unknown

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. —Unknown

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Unknown

"Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the whole damn Valley!" -Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -Unknown

"Why is it always me?!" -Unknown

NOTABLE PEOPLE

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." - Woody Allen

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students. —Louis Hector Berlioz

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. —Douglas Adams

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? -it is the same angels breathe. — Mark Twain

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." Laurence J. Peter

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin

"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." – Abraham Lincoln

"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rick Cook

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle." - Sun Tzu

"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in simple words: Freedom, Justice, Honor, Duty, Mercy, Hope." - Winston Churchill

"Give me a lever long enough, and a fulcrum on which to place it, I can move the world." - Archimedes

AUTHOR QUOTES

"What in the nine circles of bloody Tartarus frozen over?" -Qwerty282

"The major pressure points of the human body are here-" "OW!" "-here-" "OW!" "-here-" "OOF!" "-and here." "YEARGH-*KAFF KAFF*" -Qwerty282 in the middle of an impromptu lesson on self-defense

"Aw, come on, it ain't that bad. If it was I wouldn't be here reassuring ya." -Qwerty282

"Every silver lining has a cloud." -Qwerty282

"I know approximately 250 ways to kill you and, let's face it, you don't live that many times." -Qwerty282

"Gimme 30 seconds and a topographical map of the area, and I could probably blow it up." -Qwerty282

"Having multiple personalities is like having a high tech starship with a motley crew, and it's awesome!" -Qwerty282

"For me, the glass is only half-full if everyone else thinks it's half-empty, and only half-empty when everyone else believes it to be half-full. That's why people stopped asking for my opinions in group discussions." -Qwerty282

"If slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing, then does that mean fat is the new slim?" —Spartan Ninja

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there." -Spartan Ninja

"Oh yeah, and there's a new trailer for the Hobbit movie... pardon me a moment... ok nerdgasm over." -erttheking

"The problem with shit is that it has a tendency to happen." -Kraven Ergeist

"Dying is just natures way of giving you the middle finger." -Mazula

"You know, stupidity and bravery really aren't that different..." -Mazula

"SHE'S A FRICKIN' ASSHOLE!" -LiLy Mon'Roe (I just call her Blu, doesn't mean you can)

RvB

"I like my digital life so much better than my stupid real life." —Simmons

"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." —Sarge

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." — Church

"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" —Sarge

"Oh yeah! Well there's no 'you' in 'team' either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"—Grif

"Yeah, I don't really understand you but I guess I don't care." —Caboose

"Yep, I don't know what that means so I'm just going to nod and say "yes"... (nods) Yes..." —Caboose

HALO

"I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy... Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy." -Cortana

"I'm ready! How 'bout you?" -Emile-A239

"Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs, until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their Own. Living. Guts! Am I right, Marines?" -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth! But now, we've stumbled on something they're so hot for, that they're scrambling over each other to get to it! Well I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, well we're not gonna let them have it! What we will let them have, is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson

"Don't look like any 'uneven elephant' to me - more like two squid kissing." -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson

"Whoa...it's like a postcard: Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here." -PFC Chips Dubbo

"Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die." -LtCmdr. Kurt Ambrose (Kurt-051)

MASS EFFECT

"Enkindle THIS!" -Blasto

"This one has forgotten whether it's pistol is equipped with incendiary ammunition. Does the criminal scum consider itself fortunate?" -Blasto

"Badassfully: (insert sentence here)" -Bubin

"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..." -Mordin Solus

MOVIES

"This is how we fix things in Russia! *hits machine with wrench*" -Lev Andropov, Armageddon

"Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt." -Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

QUOTES FROM STORIES

"Me? Die? I was talking about you." - Frank, The Life by casquis

"Sure, you want me to pour beer over your grave this day once a year too?" - Pavel, The Life by casquis

"THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! 8DD"- Kongu, Welcome to the Matachatroon by Mazula

"English is for losers! I speak awesome-nese! 8DD" - Lewa, Welcome to the Matachatroom by Mazula

"Quit poking logic-shaped holes in my argument." - John-117, The Parallel:Path of Demons by Kireteiru

"We already have three aliens on board the ship, why not add three illegal super soldiers too?" - Shepard, Spirit of Fire: to save humanity by Left hand turn signal

"Spartans never die, they just go to hell and regroup." - Alice-130, Spirit of Fire: to save humanity by Left hand turn signal

"Don't worry about him. We Spartans can fall from space." - John-117, HaloMass Effect: Ruptured Universe by JediSpectre177

"Hate to say it, but Johnson just flipped off God himself if he's going in there like that." - Cpt. Jacob Keyes, Freelancers vs SPARTANs by 1-1 Marines

"A company of them walk into an insurrectionists held city. Literally just walked in. Every human rebel in the city surrendered the second the Spartans were in the city square. They threw down their weapons and begged for mercy. Because they knew, they knew they could not win, they knew they would die if the fought and they knew nothing could save them from those demons." - Rtas'Vadum, Halo Mass Effect Crossover: Empires Clash by HD-spartan

"Is that what you call it (mayo)?... It looks like cum." - Roland Deschain, Other Worlds Than These by Cor Tenebrae


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-I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
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Bravo to the dotty and blur people of the world, for they make life so much more funny.

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. I mean, what are the buttons on the TV for? Aesthetics? Stickers?
3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". DAMN RIGHT! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the goddamn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. Contradiction!
8. When people say "Life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer? I mean, besides being dead, of course.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here listening to your whining???
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. ) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy and paste this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) I am definitely a writer!

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Let's Try This Again by EternalSorrowOfAngels reviews
AT. Twenty five years Post-Reaper War, someone's trying to change history. Two council agents end up in a past that doesn't quite match what they know, where the First Contact War lasted thirty years. Can they still cobble together the crew of the Normandy to stop the Reapers? And stop their parents from killing each other in the process? F!ShepxGarrus M!OCxTali F!OCxNihlus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 270,730 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Tali'Zorah, Nihlus K.
Finding Me by EternalSorrowOfAngels reviews
Sarah or Angel, Shepard or Vakarian, human or turian... 20 years after the end of the Reaper war C-Sec's newest recruit is struggling to figure out who she is in a galaxy that thinks her a genetic impossibility.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 198,578 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] OC - Complete
The Infinity Effect by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering a Precursor artifact, the UNSC Infinity and the Sangheili Shadow of Intent are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined: the Reapers. Alliances are founded, friendships are formed, and decisions are made that will change this galaxy forever. Post Halo 4, Pre ME3. AU
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
The Life by casquis reviews
The Great War was a long one, millions made it, more didn't. Frank is an ODST, a human just like us, that has managed to survive the most grueling battles for years. With so much experience under his belt he has some amazing stories to tell. This are the life stories of an immature, not-all-in-there, and talented Marine just living, fighting, and being plain badass during the war.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 215 - Words: 1,478,772 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/20/2011
Kin From The Stars: Incursion by Kinsmen From A Far Star reviews
Fifteen years after the Covenant War, ONI discovers the Systems Alliance; decimated by the Reapers six years ago. Faced with the creation of a new Insurrection from the ramifications of their influence; an inevitable uprising, ONI begins a radical new plan, in a desperate attempt to buy the UNSC as much time as possible, and for that, it will need a new generation of Spartans...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,653 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/25/2012 - C. Halsey, Kelly-087, Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Halo: The Enigma inference by Jonas Copperwire reviews
Fleeing from their universe, the reaper defector Enigma and his allies stumble into a new conflict. A conflict where the victim is out numbered and faced with extinction. The white reaper is not about to sit on the sidelines and watch this time... *Please read 'Mass Effect: The reaper Enigma' before reading this to reduce confusion.*
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,365 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
It has been seven years since the galaxy burned. Seven years of tenuous peace, while humanity and its allies rebuilt and the races of the Citadel purged their ranks of Indoctrinated. The galaxy hovers on the edge of a knife, as people who lost loved ones once again cry for war. On the edge of the Terminus systems, darkness stirs. Ancient beings have awoken. It is Harvest time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,930 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Halo: the Art of War by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,424 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Prophet of Truth
Lost Legacy by Andrithir reviews
There are stories about them, myths and legends of once majestic species overseeing the galaxy and exploring into the space that lay beyond. There were stores about them, tales of shock and awe. Humanity's missing link. (Rewrite Chapters 1 to 3 now posted)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 309,459 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Alternate Past, Uncertain Future Mk II by Follower38 reviews
Change one facet of history, And you can change everything. Change more, the future is no longer certain. The San'Shyum were long extinct before the Covenant encountered humanity. The Krogan realized their hubris and became a galactic power by their own strength. With now three galactic powerhouses in play, will an encounter mean a new Golden Age, or an unprecedented Era of War?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,179 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/28/2012
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 400,509 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Meet in the Middle by Dizzydodo reviews
A collection of ficlets focusing on Femshep/Liara and their misadventures as they try to figure out the mechanics of raising a child while keeping their sanity. Can be read as a continuation of "Lazy Days".
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 578,738 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/17/2012
The Parallel: Path of Demons by Kireteiru reviews
Sequel to "Two Corpses." In which humanity receives a history lesson and the Parallel Spartans team up with the Infected to kick some buttocks. Will be undergoing editing to comply with "Silentium" later.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,093 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Didact
The Empire of Man by Holland93 reviews
Humanity's reaction to the discovery of the archives on mars was very different from what happened in the games. The militaristic Empire of man is preparing to expand. But how will they react when they discover that they are not alone in the galaxy. And more importantly. How will the galaxy respond to humanity? First contact story. Rated T for language and gore update this week.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/16/2013
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their savior back? OC/John. The Arbiter, R'tas, Hood and Cortana also make appearances.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 164,427 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Conquerors they Rise by JoeTheHighlord reviews
The year is 2650, nearly a century since the end of the Great War and the fall of the Covenant Hegemony. In that time great advances have been made in both technology and society, and the new government of the New Species Alliance enters a golden age. But, there are dark stirrings out in the vastness of space and soon Conquerors must rise again from the ashes of war.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/16/2013 - T. Hood
Coming of the Ancients by Shadowz081 reviews
Centuries after the end of the great war, the UNSC and Neo-covenant now live in peace, but what happens when they discover not just one but two splinter fraction of humans? The System Alliance and their Citadel and Prehistoric humanity and their old allies. But with their welcoming appearance, so will ancient threats loom around the corner ready to wage war...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,425 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/19/2012
Messages by Andrithir reviews
A collection of audio messages sent by Adam Winston Shepard throughout key moments of his life, to his mother and sister. (Epistolary)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3 - Shepard (M), Hannah S. - Complete
Halo: Mass Revelation by REDSTORMAR555 reviews
Forty-Nine years have passed since the end of the Human-Covenant War. Humanity has reached new heights with help from the United Orion Systems. They've made many new friends, but when they find a relic in the icy moons of Harvest and an allies colony, the galaxy changes forever. And a dark secret will be reveled that will start a war that could tear the galaxy apart.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
John 117: A New Beginning by Exorus Koh reviews
This story arc is set after the events of Halo 3. The covenant has been crushed, but another threat has risen. Cortana's rampancy is resolved. New technology has made the Spartans more powerful than ever. The Human-Elite alliance stands strong. But, this war is far from ordinary. It will be a fierce fight, and the stakes are high. Includes Parisa and numerous OCs.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
HaloMass Effect: Ruptured Universe by JediSpectre177 reviews
Multiple crossovers AvP,RvB, JC's Avatar, Star wars, Halo, Mass Effect and more. CH13 To Illium we must go. Rada Vadam and a fellow Jedi Master go to Illium to discuss reparations for Asari killed in First Contact. Meanwhile the OSA Senate must deal with a galactic threat.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
Halo: First Contact by FuzyDr4G0NZ reviews
An Asari Deep space exploration craft discovers an unknown wreck in space, meanwhile the UNSC Gorgon is sent out on a scouting mission into the lost outer colonies.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,980 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012
Mask of Aura by Anime-Mecha Fan reviews
Kezoa is a normal sixteen-year-old girl, however when she gets transported to the Island Mata Nui and her body drastically changes. Then she meets the Toa Nuva, who may be her only chance of survival. Rated T. NOTICE: REWRITTEN!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,031 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/25/2009
Collapsing Empires by swsf09 reviews
Empires rise and fall in the Milky Way Galaxy. Could one person have the power to bring them all down? Or will they find the strength to forge something greater out of the fires of war. Update.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 112,173 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M)
Clash of Empires: Reclaimer War by HD-spartan reviews
The USFA with the help of a Precursor Artefact have achieved intergalactic travel and have begun to colonies new worlds. The Turian Hierarchy discover an new race and move to suppress them. The wheels of fate are turning and soon the Reclaimer will bring fire to this new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087, Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 305,367 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
Halo: Mass Contact by TheConstellation reviews
Thirty-five years have past since the end of the Human-Covenant War. Having reclaimed most all its previous glory, the UNSC exploration locates a massive artificial construct in the outer orbit of a star. While investigating the object alongside their Sangheili allies, new aliens come forth from the construct and bring humanity and the sangheili into a fate they never expected. R&R
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012
Why We Fight by Phantogram reviews
From the Insurrection to the war with the Covenant, the courageous actions of the brave men and women of the UNSC Army were untold tales of vicious combat against a relentless enemy. For family man James Clarke, fighting with the Army was more than he had asked for. - Chapter 20 is up. Don't forget to review!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,493 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011
Solace by Lightning Spiral reviews
Following the loss of Cortana, an emotionally unstable Master-Chief is offered a chance at redemption...A chance to take it all back, and reclaim that which was lost. Cortana x John-117
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117
A Spartan's Peaceful Heartbeat by Koriat Cyredanthem reviews
The war is over. Peace has no place for war-torn Spartans; John-117 is retired to live civilian life anonymously, if he can. But after years of destruction, can this man learn to create instead of destroy? Will he ever be able to let go of his demons and mourn his brothers and sisters? Or will humanity need its Master Chief back for a battle that may prove to be John's last?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,996 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array by Galaxy Hunter reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cortana, Shepard (M)
Awaking the Mantle by HD-spartan reviews
Long before the Reapers there was a race of gods. They had advanced to the highest point of evolution and technology, and when as their forefathers had done they activated the Array. But they left one who had fought Gods and Demons, the one who, as his predecessor had done, burned the galaxy of all life. An ancient power stirs. He awakes. And his fury will burn the stars themselve.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 230 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Harbinger
Forward Unto a New Dawn by Older than Time reviews
Due to popular opinion, this will be a full fic. A Mgalekgolo arrives in the MEverse and tries to fit in despite being the only one of his kind. In this new galaxy, this lone Hunter will uncover the remnants of the great Forerunner Empire and possibly...love? (Adjusted the title, changed Sci-fi to Humor)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Tali'Zorah
The Final Frontier by Sorcerer of the East reviews
Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,198 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shepard (F)
Antics on the Normandy by Andrithir reviews
A collection of oneshots. Based loosely off Lost Legacy... not to be taken seriously in any form or manner.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Mass Effect: Galactic War by LatwPIAT reviews
A Mass Effect alternate universe where history took a different path, and the Reapers encounter a radically different form of galaxy-wide civilizations as they launch their attack on the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Floodmas by Kireteiru reviews
Parallel'verse. "YOU ARE NOW UNDER ATTACK. Choose your weapon and prepare for battle!"
Halo - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Fred-104 - Complete
Pacifier by Mazula reviews
Oh no! A malfunction with the Mask of Time has turned Jaller, Hali, Matoro, Kongu, Hewkii, and Nuparu into toddlers! And the turaga have to take care of them all and find a way to change them back! What cute chaos will ensure? T for language.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
If There are Wolves Among the Stars by skywalker05 reviews
AU. The starship Long Night of Solace has been cast adrift, partially intact, in slipspace, and the one Spartan and one Sangheili aboard both have reasons to get back to Reach. Jorge/Six.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,506 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Fac Fortia et Patere by YappiChick reviews
Cortana's fighting rampancy, the Master Chief is fighting a new enemy, and, of course, it's up to them to save the universe. Again. Spoilers/Spec for Halo 4.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,362 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Mass Effect X Halo Spartan Dawn by Freedom Guard reviews
Yet another creation of mine to help ease my mind, I hope that everyone does not mind seeing this one. I know there are a lot of crossover with Mass Effect and Halo, but no sense not trying a bit of it in my free time. Story on Ice, Updating all NON Halo stories is priority now.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 204,626 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Twenty Nine, Seventy One by Kinsmen From A Far Star reviews
The old galaxy is nothing more than ash and ruins, forgotten. In this bleak new era, an old hero must seek the truth and find his place in this new galaxy, if he is to save it from destruction by an ancient threat that will not stop until all is conquered... and a ghost from the past, long overdue for retribution, who will not rest until all is annihilated...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,576 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Mass Effect: A New History by Bombsquad reviews
A continuation of the 'A new Past' story arch. The Alliance and Citadel have an uneasy peace...and the Alliance's safety and security is threated from without and from within, by extremists and terrorists...and one being whose mind is subverted.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,896 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Nihlus K.
The strangest destiny by Kokua Aviatrix reviews
Sherrie begins to find out just why she keeps visiting the Bionicle world
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
See You Around by EternalSorrowOfAngels reviews
Jane Shepard doesn't do people. She has no real objection to them but something doesn't quite click when she communicates with others and so she prefers to blend into the background. But maybe there's someone out there she doesn't have to try so hard with... F!Shep/Garrus Pre-ME1 to Post-ME3. Complete. There is also a complete sequel called Finding Me.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 137,745 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Guardian in the Dark by erttheking reviews
The UNSC colony Brink was glassed, most of it's population killed, the few left alive struggling to survive. The government is desperately trying to maintain order, with three heavily armed factions threatening the peace at every turn. However, the police of the planet are not ready to give up, and neither is a woman who unearths the tools that will allow her to fight back.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/26/2012
When You Need Me by Kraven Ergeist reviews
"Wake me…when you need me." That was what he had told her. Seven months, eighteen days, eleven hours, thirty-seven minutes, and twenty-two seconds ago. Chief x Cortana, Post Halo 3. COMLPETE!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,576 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Raze: The Full Story by Triton101 reviews
In the year 2108, Earth was invaded by aliens. An elite group of soldiers was created for the sole purpose of eradicating the aliens. These soldiers were the best of the best. Unparalleled in skill and strategy. The code name for this elite task force, was Raze. Three years into the war, Christopher Raze, a cyborg, was added to the team. This is the story of The Raze Soldier.
Raze - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Raze Soldier, Alien Commander
The Parallel: Two Corpses by Kireteiru reviews
AU. Really, REALLY AU. "We exist together now; two corpses... in one grave." If you were taken from your home and made into a monster, would you break... or would you fight? MCxC, rated M for violence & smexing. Complete! UNDERGOING REVISION!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,605 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
I Need You by AKissAndAGunshot reviews
"Wake me... when you need me."
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Rise of the Solar Empire by SapOzh reviews
AU. The humanity finds Prothean town on Earth in 1843 A.D. It's mostly intact and has some information about the Reapers. The Prothean technology is used to conquer and unite the humanity. There is no Alliance. Meet the Solar Empire.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shepard (M)
Inversion by Commander Copyright reviews
The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shepard (M)
Humanity's Legacy by Andrithir reviews
The galaxy believed that humanity was represented by the Systems Alliance, but they never accounted the United Nations Space Command. PostME2.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M)
Halo: Lost and Found :: A Halo Wars Epilogue by Owen Atticus reviews
The Spirit of Fire is adrift in space, slowly making its way back home, when Serina, the ship's AI, awakens Captain James Cutter. With hope of their safe return fading, the crew may finally see a chance for rescue. COMPLETED. THANKS FOR READING!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - J. Cutter, E. Anders - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Halo Mass Effect timeline and ideas by armani-v reviews
Ideas and suggestions for any writer out there who has or wants the proper inspiration to crossover Halo and MassEffect! Merging them can be difficult, and most fics on this site... suck a little, except for a few I recommend inside.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010
True Sangheili : An Elite's tale by Wolverfrog49 reviews
Scholar one day, warrior the next. But are the motives behind the war with the humans as innocent as the Sangheili, Sorran, believes? An act of heresy unveils a conspiracy spanning thousands of years which could bring about the ruin of the Covenant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,028 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009
Halo 3: Insurrection by Wolverfrog49 reviews
THE STUNNING CONCLUSION to Halo 3. Humanity and the Sangheili are once again at war, and with the two factions waist deep in each others' blood, who will stand against the ancient threat looming on the horizon? One final hope remains. John-117. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 165,896 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Chasing the Sun by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Takanuva's journey to rescue a friend becomes much more than a mere rescue when he finds that his quest leads him to a chain of islands known as the Nuian Archipelago, where monsters are said to rule and night is near eternal.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Takua/Takanuva
Spirit of Fire: To save humanity by Left hand turn signal reviews
A crossover, Spirit of Fire and John Sheppard from mass effect. The spirit has escaped the shield world, but now they have no idea where they are, or where to go, until they come into contact with other humans who have never heard of the covenant or UNSC
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,880 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
Halo: Acheron by G. Langland reviews
Years before the events of the first Halo, the Master Chief and two other Spartans are sent to investigate a distress call from a far-flung moon...a moon called Acheron.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The ABCs of MCxC by Kireteiru reviews
Random 1-shots about the relationship between the Chief and Cortana at various points in and out of the games and in AUs. Major OOC in some chapters. I don't own Halo. Complete!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,492 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Halo Memoirs by Newtype Omega reviews
NEW! Ch. 13! They'd fought against the inevitable for many years to no avail. Yet here, so very far from home, doing what they’d always done best has finally produced an unimaginable reward.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,731 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008
Deliverance by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Pushed all the way back to the Ark and faced with extinction, two Forerunners ask the Flood a simple, yet pressing question..."why?"
Halo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2007 - OC, Gravemind - Complete
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The Mantle: Beginning of the End reviews
Everything has its beginning, its roots. Even the end of the galaxy. And none should know this better than the Spartan V 001, Commander Ender Shepherd. Read "An Essential Guide to TheMantleverse: CODEX" first.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Tartarus, Saren A., EDI, Shepard (M)
An Essential Guide to TheMantleverse: CODEX reviews
A massive X-over combining Crysis, Raze, Alien vs. Predator, Star Wars, JC's Avatar, Halo, Star Craft, Exo-Force, Robopocalypse, Transformers, Bionicle, Hero Factory, Sins of a Solar Empire, Ender's Game and Mass Effect. 'Nuff said, now read for the plot. T for the usual ka-boomz. REQUESTS NOW CLOSED!
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Spartan Family Teaser reviews
A little teaser showing snippets for my upcoming story. My first foray into this particular type of story.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
The Dimensional Shift reviews
The detonation of the slipspace drive goes wrong and the Spirit of Fire is engulfed in the blast. The Everest enters an unstable rupture. Jorge doesn't perish activating the slipspace bomb in the Ardent Prayer. The Forward Unto Dawn makes it through the portal. The Infinity enters a merged rupture. The universe they return to is very different from the one they left. Can they cope?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Saren A.
The Toa from Earth reviews
Guardians are stationed on planets with Bronze Age sentient life that have been reached by Mata Nui. Their existence is hidden from all. Toa Haavok is stationed on Earth. But he isn't alone. Soon he is embroiled in a deadly conflict. Is it safe to allow the Human who saved him to live? Why is the Order not responding to his S.O.S.s? And who is behind the shadow plaguing this world?
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Mata Nui, Helryx
The Mission reviews
This is how the zombie virus was found and how one man, the leader of the Humans, pulled through it all. -ON HOLD
Raze - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sgt. Johnson, Alien Commander
The Legend of the Toa Guardian
An ancient warrior. A primal force. The face of death. The keeper of peace. The Guardians aren't known much, yet they are universally feared among those who do. Their story, their legend, is here.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Complete
Death of a Hero reviews
J Rockit's final battle.
Raze - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - J. Rockit, Alien Commander - Complete
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