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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, and Wrestling.

Hey everyone. ...

My number one love in this world is writing. It's my escape from reality and has definitely helped me through some very troubling times. It's my favorite thing to do and always has been since i wrote my first book at age 4. Hope to make a career out of it one day. But until then, i will settle for sharing my craziness with you people.

My current obsession, as you can tell is True Blood and I have been a fan since the very first season. Of course my favorite character is Eric Northman, hence why I had written a series about him. I get the craziest ideas about that show and i have no choice but to write them down. And this series is what is produced from my outrageous mind. I can't ever get tired of writing about Eric. Although, I have considered writing about Alcide, totally my second favorite character ever!!

I have always loved The Vampire Diaries and because of season 3, i finally stopped routing for the good guys since the first season and started cheering for bad boy Klaus. I love him. He is the perfect mix of bad guy with just the right amount of anguish and sadness to make him multi-dimensional. But he is a villian at heart and I totally swoon when he comes on screen.

Besides vampires, I love wrestling. I have been watching since I was kid and i can't ever get tired of it. my current favorite wrestler is Alex Shelley, hence why i wrote a fic with him as the male lead. And also stars Jeff Jarrett and Chris Sabin. I started off on this site writing wrestling fics but i found that over the years the interest had waned. But now i came up with a new fresher story that i have such a passion for and the subject matter is very personal to me, but i dont hold back becauser the pain is what makes it real.


56 Things To Do In Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

10. Play with the automatic doors.

11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

29. Take bets on the battle described above.

30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
"How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Betsey."

44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

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Until The Last Heartbeat by Xtyne reviews
14 years ago she was just an unfortunate child in an unfortunate situation. Eric Northman never wanted to be a parent, especially not to some human girl. But now, she's all grown up, and with a problem her estranged family never could have imagined; she was dying.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 243,111 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
When All Is Said And Done by Xtyne reviews
**BEING REWRITTEN - Wake Me Up** Sequel to A Moment Changes Everything: Months after leaving Dallas, and harboring a broken heart, Taylor Edwards finds comfort in a new ally as trouble begins to brew. Old enemies emerge from the shadows while old lovers struggle with new relationships.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,351 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Eric N., Godric
So Quite a New Thing by LadyDrey reviews
To survive life after his death, Sherlock remembers John. When he returns to London, John has changed, but so has Sherlock. In comforting John, Sherlock finds something that he never realized he needed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Innocence Lost by Angel1178 reviews
Ruthie Camden experiences something no one should ever have to. Now she is forced to tell her family her life won't pan out the way they want it to. Or maybe she just won't tell them at all? Warning: Character rape
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,713 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Ruthie C., Martin B.
Against All Odds by Krys Jericho reviews
After accepting Matt's proposal, Krys is now in heaven. This time, there are more obstacles in their path than before. Against all odds, will they finally make it to the altar? New chapter 6/12/12; I'm back!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Matt Hardy
True Love Way by taperjeangurl reviews
When Emma Delaney returns to Charming after college, she expects she's the only one who's really changed. But life and unforeseen events will pull her deeper into the club and into something she never prepared for: "Love Song" Reboot. Jax/OC.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,932 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Jax
Three's A Crowd by Tiffyxox reviews
Sofia Lopez leads a pretty normal life, except for the fact that she is dating a married man... but when a certain someone appears from her past that could destroy the new life she has built, how far will she go to keep her secrets just that?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,330 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Wade Barrett, Randy Orton
Just A Kiss by Xtyne reviews
"It all started with a kiss." Savannah Kingsley never expected to fall in love. She certainly never expected to fall in love twice and at the same time. But with the threat of witches, new secrets begin to arise, threatening to tear everyone apart.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 263,547 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Eric N., Godric
I've Lost My Smile by alliegirl4life reviews
SLASH!Part 21 now UP! Shawn is the WWF Champion and refuses to drop the title to his worst nemisis, Bret Hart. However, his feelings soon change towards the Hit Man after one fateful night in '97. What will happen next? Please read and review!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,354 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 11,620 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ultimate Betrayal by misstraci reviews
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Can one couple learn from their mistakes before it's too late? Featuring Scott D'Amore, Austin Aries, Allison Danger, Chris Daniels.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/11/2006
Beware of Darkness by Falcons-Tears reviews
Sequel to Behind Blue Eyes. Currently discontinued, even though I'm thinking of putting up one final chapter... that's why I put the status on complete
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Randy Orton, John Cena - Complete
The Long Road Back by slosh29 reviews
Sequel to Guardian Angel.Story takes place shortly after the wedding. Undertaker and Angel are in an accident while on the road.Now it is her turn to offer comfort and help at a time when he needs it the most. Will she mantain her sobriety and stability w
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2005
Tamed By An Angel by ShadowVixen reviews
Lauren's a newcomer, and meets her new 'family' Evolution. Watch how she copes with working on RAW, and handles falling for one of the superstars. Enjoy! BatistaOC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 132,911 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Batista
Save Me by dollyrot reviews
Raven's seen as dark, destructive... the picture of death. And yet he really does prove that opposites attract when Jackie Gayda comes calling..
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/20/2006
Find Your Way Back by XtremeAngel reviews
Sequel to Breathe Bex returns but will John welcome her back? Or will a cruel twist of fate seperate them once again? Meanwhile Randy helps Melody get her life back on track!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,374 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - John Cena
The Affair by TakerTakeMe reviews
Jade is married to Glen, WWE's Kane. What happens when her biggest enemy Mark, WWE's Undertaker, comes home with Glen when he's on vacation?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,403 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
Fighting To Let You Go by Queen of Kaos reviews
He taught her that real love doesn't always make sense. But when Jeff leaves without warning, Trish is forced to deal with a pain that makes even less sense. TrishJeff mention of others
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
The Storm Is Over by TJ OR TY reviews
After a horrific storm takes her true love from her life, can his brother help her to survive whilst trying to survive losing his first love in the same storm
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Guardian Angel by slosh29 reviews
Undertaker takes a newcomer under his wing.Can he help her when she takes the wrong path and ends up in a dangerous relationship?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005
The lost twin by Sami Potter reviews
Harry’s sixteen, and in his sixth year at Hogwarts. There’s been someone missing from his past for fifteen years. What happens when that someone turns up at Hogwarts on Halloween night; not knowing anything about her past either….his sister?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,917 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Lost Without You reviews
It was suppose to be over, they were suppose to find peace. But the emergence of a millenium old secret and the return of a former enemy could prove to be the very thing that finally tears everyone apart...6th fic in series
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,123 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Eric N., Alcide H.
For the first time reviews
They've fought battles and destroyed their enemies. But now the greatest challenge of all comes in the form of the stranger that resides in Eric's head. When his memories are taken,Allie struggles to remain connected to the vampire she once knew..5th fic
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,586 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Eric N. - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
The dynamic of the McMahon family changed when their youngest daughter left the WWE for their rival TNA and they never forgave her for her betrayal. What they don't know is the truth behind her departure,a pain that runs so deep she can't say it out loud
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,941 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Alex Shelley
The Second Chance reviews
Everything changed that night when Allison died in the graveyard. And now her loved ones struggle to go on without her. But everything changes again when fate brings back the girl they all thought was gone forever. 4th fic in the series..Eric/O.C.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 262,402 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Eric N. - Complete
The Open Door reviews
Sam wanted to know her. She didn't want to be there. After her mother died, she was forced to move in with the half brother she barely knows. And in doing so, falls into the conflict between Vampires and Werewolves. O.C/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Jacob, Sam
Make you feel my love reviews
There was a battle brewing in the shadows when Allison Stackhouse returned to Bon Temps. But the greater battle is the one for her heart when two vampires step up to win her back. Sequel to The Blackest Night and The Resurrection. 3rd fic in series.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 316,030 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Eric N. - Complete
The Resurrection reviews
Allison Stackhouse left Bon Temps in the hopes of life without vampires.But when she arrives in Mystic Falls,she comes across the very things she was running from.Her involvement with the Salvatore brothers,leads her to the discovery of a secret...2nd fic
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 170,976 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
The Blackest Night reviews
Eric Northman had searched the world for the most intoxicating blood imaginable. But after 1,000 years, he was still not satisfied with any human and remained alone. And then suddenly, there she was. In front of his eyes the whole time.Eric Northman/O.C
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 199,903 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Eric N. - Complete
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