Author has written 15 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, G. I. Joe, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Mentalist, and Assassin's Creed.
Hi, my name is SiniseSnakeEyes but you can call me Sinise!
Nice to meet you all.
I would really appreciate it if you would review my stories so that I can see what I can improve and whether you like them, or not.
Thank you very much in advance.
- Doctor Who (with the 9th, 10th & 11th Doctor)
- Power Rangers (Mystic Force, SPD, Dino Thunder and parts of Migthy Morphin)
- Lie to Me
- Tron Uprising
- Batman (all)
- Iron Man
- Sherlock Holmes (with Robert Downey Jr.)
- Transformers (all)
- Ultimate Avengers (1 & 2)
- V for Vendetta
- X-Men (all)
- The Hobbit
- Tron & Tron: Legacy
- Star Trek (All, but especially Final Frontier and Into Darkness)
- Doctor Who
- Skulduggery Pleasant
- Sherlock Holmes
- The Chronicles of Siala
- Classic G.I.Joe & G.I.Joe Origins
- Snake Eyes/Scarlett (G.I.Joe)
- Tony Stark/Steve Rogers (Iron Man/Avengers)
- Tony Stark/Loki (Iron Man/Thor/Avengers)
- Tony Stark/Natasha Romanov (Iron Man/Avengers)
- Tony Stark/Clint Barton (Iron Man/Avengers)
- Tony Stark/Agent Phil Coulson (Iron Man/Avengers)
- Altair/Malik (Assassin's Creed)
- Ezio/Leonardo (Assassin's Creed)
- Skulduggery/Valkyrie (Skulduggery Pleasant)
- 10th Doctor/Jack (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
- 10th Doctor/The Master(Simm) (Doctor Who)
- Gibbs/Tony (NCIS)
- Merlin/Arthur (Merlin)
- Tron/Clu (Tron)
- Tron/Beck =>Father/Son relationship (Tron Uprising)
Hans Gruber: [on the radio] Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
John McClane: Geronimo, Motherfucker!
-The Runaway Bride-
The Doctor: Oi! Santa! A word of advice: if you're attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver—[picks up a microphone and speaks into it]—don't let him near the sound system!
-The Lazarus Experiment-
Lazarus: [sneers] You're so sentimental, Doctor. Maybe you are older than you look.
The Doctor: [solemn] I'm old enough to know that a longer life isn't always a better one. In the end, you just get tired; tired of the struggle, tired of losing everyone that matters to you, tired of watching everything you love turn to dust. If you live long enough, Lazarus, the only certainty left is that you'll end up alone.
Lazarus: That's a price worth paying.
The Doctor: Is it?
The Doctor: Burn with me!
The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause-and-effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
The Doctor: And... Utopia is...?
Professor Yana: Oh, every human knows about Utopia! Where have you been?!
The Doctor: Bit of a hermit.
Professor Yana: A hermit. With... friends?
The Doctor: Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun... for a hermit.
The Master: I am...the Master!
-Sound of Drums-
The Master: No, no, no, before all that I just want to say... Thank you. Thank you one and all. You ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling traitors.
Cabinet minister: Yes, quite... very funny. But I th-
The Master: [stands up] No. No. That wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. [exaggerates a grin] Not funny is like this. [exaggerates a frown] And right now, I'm not like [grins again, I'm like [frowns again, because you are traitors. Yes, YOU ARE! As soon as you saw the votes swinging my way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So, this is your reward. [dons a facial gas mask]
Albert Dumfries, MP: Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?
The Master: [muffled] A gas mask.
Albert: I beg your pardon?
The Master: [lifts gas mask up] It's a gas mask. [smiles pleasantly, chuckles and replaces the gas mask on his face]
Albert Dumfries, MP: Yes, but why are you wearing it?
The Master: [muffled] Well, because of the gas!
'Albert Dumfries, MP: I'm sorry?
The Master: [lifts up his mask again] Because of the gas! [replaces it again]
Albert Dumfries, MP: What gas?
The Master: [leans back] [muffled] This gas. [The speakers of the "phones" on the desk pop up and spray toxic gas into the room]
Albert Dumfries, MP: [spluttering] You're insane!
[The Master grins and gives a double thumbs up; Albert dies, followed by the rest of the Cabinet. The Master drums out a count of four on the table]
-Sound of Drums-
The Master: So, Earthlings. Basically... um... end of the world. HERE - COME - THE - DRUMS!
-Voyage of the Damned-
The Doctor: What's your first name?
Midshipman Frame: A-Alonso.
The Doctor: [pauses and stares at him in disbelief] You're kidding me!
Midshipman Frame: [perplexed] ...What?
The Doctor: There's something else I've always wanted to say: Allons-y, Alonso!
-Waters of Mars-
Adelaide: State your name, rank, and intention!
The Doctor: The Doctor. Doctor. Fun.
-Waters of Mars-
The Doctor: Adelaide, I've done this sort of thing before. In small ways, save some little people, but never anyone as important as you-oh, I'm good!
Adelaide: [furious] "Little people!?" What, like Mia and Yuri? Who decides they're so unimportant!? YOU!?
The Doctor: [cold and triumphant] For a long time now, I thought I was just a survivor, but I'm not. I'm the winner! That's who I am: the Time Lord Victorious!
Adelaide: And there's no one to stop you...
The Doctor: No!
Adelaide: [disgusted] This is wrong, Doctor! I don't care who you are: the Time Lord Victorious is wrong!
The Doctor: [arrogantly] That's for me to decide.
-End of Time-
Ood Sigma: You will come with me.
The Doctor: Hold on. Better lock the TARDIS. [points the TARDIS key at the TARDIS, which chirps like a sports car as its light flashes. He looks back at Ood Sigma] Eh? Like a car. I l... locked it, like a car. [Ood Sigma looks unamused] That's... funny. No? Little bit? [exhales] Blimey, trying to make an Ood laugh...
Fifth Doctor: That could blow a hole in the space-time continuum, the size of--[The Tenth Doctor turns the TARDIS console screen towards him] ... actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? "Belgium"?
-The Eleventh Hour-
The Doctor: So... all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will - where do you want to start?
-The Pandorica opens-
The Doctor: The universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me.
-A Good Man Goes To War-
The Doctor: [furious] Where the hell have you been? Every time you asked, I have been there! Where the hell were you today?
River: I couldn't have prevented this.
The Doctor You could've tried!
River: And so, my love, could you. [to Amy] I know you're not all right, but hold tight, Amy, because you're going to be.
The Doctor: You think I wanted this? I didn't do this! This... this wasn't me!
River Song: This was exactly you. All this, all of it. You make them so afraid. When you began, all those years ago, sailing off to see the universe, did you ever think you'd become this? The man who can turn an army around at the mention of his name? Doctor: the word for healer and wise man throughout the universe. We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word "doctor" means "mighty warrior". How far you've come. And now they've taken a child. The child of your best friends. And they're going to turn her into a weapon, just to bring you down. And all this, my love... in fear of you.
Craig: [referring to his baby son] He’s called Alfie. And what are you doing here anyway?
The Doctor: Yes, he likes that … Alfie. Though personally, he likes to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.
Craig: I’m sorry, what?
The Doctor: That’s what he calls himself.
Craig: And how’d you know that?
The Doctor: I speak Baby.
Craig: Of course you do.
-The Wedding of River Song-
The Doctor: Imagine you were dying. Imagine you were afraid and a long way from home and in terrible pain. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, you looked up and saw the face of the Devil himself.
-The Wedding of River Song-
River: Those reports of the sunspots and the solar flares, they're wrong. It's not the Sun, it's you. The sky is full of a million million voices saying, "Yes, of course we'll help." You've touched so many lives, saved so many people, did you think when your time came you'd really have to do more than just ask? You've decided that the universe is better off without you. But the universe doesn't agree.
The Doctor: River, no one can help me. A fixed point has been altered. Time is disintegrating.
River: I can't let you die!
The Doctor: I have to die!
River: Shut up! I can't let you die — without knowing you are loved — by so many, and so much — and by no one more than me.
The Doctor: River, you and I know what this means. We are Ground Zero of an explosion that will engulf all reality. Billions on billions will suffer and die.
River: I'll suffer, if I have to kill you.
The Doctor: More than every living thing in the universe?
Lie to Me:
Cal Lightman: You know, I wanted to--
Ria Torres: Yeah, I know. Thanks.
Cal Lightman: What?
Ria Torres: You had a slight gratitude smile. What you're surprised? Really? You know, just because I don't know your science, doesn't mean I don't know things.
Cal Lightman: You know, when you don't know the science, you don't see the whole picture. People can get hurt.
Ria Torres: (Reacts to an expression the audience can't see) What was that? What happened?
Cal Lightman: What?
Ria Torres: Shame. When you said 'people get hurt,' you showed shame.
Cal Lightman: (Keeping his face neutral) I don't know what you're talking about.
Ria Torres: You're lying.
Cal Lightman: Get used to it.l
Horvath: [waving hand] You do not need to see our faculty idenitfication.
NYU Clerk: I do not need to see your faculty identification.
Drake: [waving hand and imitating Star Wars Jedi Obiwan Kenobi] These are not the droids you are looking for.
X-Men The Movie:
[Cyclops thinks Wolverine may be the shape-shifting mutant Mystique]
Wolverine: Hey, hey- it's me!
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: [pauses, considering] Okay.
The Avengers (2012 Movie):
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
Thor: Do not touch me again!
Tony Stark: Then don't touch my stuff.
Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity
Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" type thing.
Loki: Yes, I've met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one but, let's do a head count here: Your brother, the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with... breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off.
Tony Stark: You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it.
Loki: How will your friends have time for me? When they're so busy fighting you! [Loki tries to use his mind control powers from his scepter on Tony Stark, unsuccessful] This usually works
Tony Stark: Performance issues aren't uncommon, one in five...
Star Trek (V The Final Frontier):
Kirk: Stand by to execute emergency landing plan... "B."
[a brief pause]
Chekov: What's emergency landing plan "B?"
Scotty: I don't have a clue.
Kirk: [on Comm system] "B" as in Barricade.
Scotty: He can't be serious.
Kirk: [responds to a tapping within the wall] What's that noise?
Spock: [tapping continues] I believe it is a primitive form of communication known as morse Code.
Kirk: You're right. I'm out of practice.
Kirk: That's an "S".
Kirk: "A"... "N"... "D", end of word.
Kirk: New word... "B"... "A"...
Spock: "C"... "K".
McCoy: "Back". "Stand back".
Kirk, Spock, McCoy: "Stand back"?
[the wall explodes]
Scotty: [on the other side of the wall] What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one?
Kirk: Mr. Scott, you're a miracle!
Scotty: There's no miracle about it. I know this ship like the back of my hand.
[walks into low-hanging beam, knocks himself out cold]
James T. Kirk: [to "God"] Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?
In brightest day, in blackest night
Hailey: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean: Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Sam: Hey, night vision? [Sam looks at Dean through the digital camera's night vision]
Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?
Sam: Joe White Tree? [The man nods.] We’d like to ask you a few questions, if that’s all right.
Dean: We’re students from the university.
Joe: No, you’re not. You’re lying. [Dean seems taken aback.]
Dean: Well, truth is—
Joe: You know who starts sentence with “truth is”? Liars. [Dean exchanges a look with Sam.]
Sam: Have you heard of Oasis Plains? It’s a housing development near the Atoka Valley.
Joe: [to Dean] I like him. He’s not a liar.
Sam: The scarecrow crawled off its cross?
Dean: I'm telling you, Burkitsville, Indiana – Fun Town.
Emily: So what's the plan?
Dean: I'm working on it.
[several hours later]
Emily: You don't have a plan, do you?
Dean: I'm working on it...
Dean: How'd you get here?
Sam: I stole a car.
Dean: That's my boy!
Game show host: No, no - Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels.
Forensic guy: Well... aside from the ligature marks around his neck, he has what appears to be a roll of quarters jammed down his throat.
Sam: Well I say... jackpot.
Forensic guy: Heh. Also there was a stabwound to the lower abdomen there.
Dean: [pokes stabwound with stick] Well I say... No guts, no glory.
Trickster: Well, you know! Sam starring as Lucifer, Dean starring as Michael! Your celebrity deathmatch! Play your roles.
Sam: You want us to say "yes" to those sons of bitches?
Trickster: Hellz yeah, let's light this candle
Gabriel: Where'd you get the holy oil?
Dean: Well, you might say we pulled it out of Sam's ass.
Sam: So, which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy, or Douchy?
Gabriel: Gabriel, okay. They call me Gabriel.
Sam: Gabriel? The archangel?
Gabriel: You do not know my family. What you guys call the Apocalypse, I call Sunday dinner!
Dean: Okay, Gabriel, how does an archangel become a Trickster?
Gabriel: My own private witness protection.
Gabriel: So. Boys. Now what? We stare at each other for the rest of eternity?
Dean: Well, first of all, you're gonna bring Cas back from wherever you stashed him.
Gabriel: Oh am I.
Dean: Yeah. Or we're going to dunk you in some holy oil and deep-fry ourselves an archangel.
Gabriel: I'm the Costner to your Houston. I'm here to save your ass.
Dean: You want to pull us out of the fire?
-Hammer of the Gods-
Dean: There's nothing natural about this at all. I thought you were dead.
Gabriel:You think I'd give Kali my real sword? That thing can kill me.
Gabriel: A fake. Made it out of a can of Diet Orange Slice.
-Hammer of the Gods-
Dean: They called you Loki, right? Which means they don't really know who you are?
Gabriel: Told you. I'm in witness protection.
Dean: Ok, well then how about you do what we say, or we tell the, uh, Legion of Doom about your secret identity. They don't seen like a real Pro Angel kinda crowd.
Gabriel: I'll take your voices away.
Dean: We'll write it down.
Gabriel: I'll cut off your hands.
Dean: Well, then people are gonna be asking "Why are you guys running around with no hands?"
-Hammer of the Gods-
Gabriel: Luci, I'm home!
-Hammer of the Gods-
Gabriel: Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: What did you say to me?
Gabriel: Play the victim all you want, but you and me, we know the truth. Dad loved you best, more than Michael, more than me. Then he brought the new baby home and you couldn't handle it. So all of this is just a great big temper tantrum. Time to grow up.
-Hammer of the Gods-
Sam: Did you kiss him?
Crowley: Why'd you have to use tongue?
-Two Minutes to Midnight-
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