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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.

I LOVE Maximum Ride and Nevermore came out on my birthday August 6, 2012!!!!!!!!

Quotes from people in my class:

"What... I have hormones???" -Josh

"Nice boobs" -Me to Alan (He's skinny, but I just complement him on them)

"They're not gay, I just wish they were" -Katie

"My firstborn son is going to be gay, another one I'm just going to raise in a barn and I'll wear a horse head and name it Secretariat " -Katie (We told her she's not allowed to mate now)

"Josh, are you enjoying watching those kids play Twister?"

"No, I'm not that much of a pedophile" -Me to Josh

"You like Nickleback? Eww... They're almost as bad as Linkin Park."

"I like them too..." -Katie to Me

"When we go on our trip we should call Mrs. Sturgess mom" -Katie(It happened)

"I want a new name"

"You're Michael and Michael's Alan"

"Okay." -Alan to Me

"I'm sorry, my dad just sort of filled my mom," -Katie

"Oh, yeah, big boy?" Josh (He says it in a high pitched Asian voice. I swear he's not gay.)

My favorite quotes:

"I can fly, I'm a giraffe." -Pewdiepie

"And at the bottom there's going to be a nice little strip club." -Ian (Smosh)

"This isn't even Gametime with Smosh anymore, it's Anthony being a Douchebag with Yoshi" -Ian (Smosh)

'If you're worried about something, just question; if I going to die if I do this? No, okay.' -BertieBertG

"Just stay happy and do whatever makes you happy, as long as it's not hurting anyone"- Charles Trippy

"Why can't we live life without consequences?"-Adam Lambert

"Don't make a permanent solution to a temporary problem."- Hannah Hart (I've also said this)

"An Apple a day keeps Bill Gates away."-Charles Trippy

"When you fall off a horse, just shoot it and get back on.'-Charles Trippy

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I am a GINGER so I must not have a SOUL.

I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (For school only, we have a uniform)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK a lot, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole. (I have anger management)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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A Different Start by realistic-myth reviews
What if the flock met in an orphanage instead of the school? What if Max, Iggy, and Fang had to raise the rest of the flock themselves at age twelve? What if they went on the run earlier?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Dun Dun Dun! DARES! by dwarfperson reviews
Mwahahaha, the flock is BACK! But this time, they are trapped in a everlasting white room with no escape. And then I appear. My name is Pixie, and I am the most maddest (is that a word?) person you will ever read about! I control EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, so I make them all play a nice game of dares! WARNING, SERIOUS RANDOM STUFF IS INCLUDED IN THIS STORY! and swearing but ya'know..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Max
Heartbreak and Mistletoe by BirdKidKirby reviews
An E-house story filled with relationship drama and Eraser attacks. But what else can you expect from a Flock family Christmas? AU, Fax, Eggy, Fax, Fax, and Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [Max, Fang] Nudge - Complete
With All the Girls by cocoloco16 reviews
Fang Ride was the most sought after boy in school, and he hated it. Max Martinez was going to a new school and definitely knew that Fang Ride was hot. But from all the girls in the hall apparently dating him, he was a player. Plus, she would never fall in love. How will Fang show her that he is a real man that even with all the girls after him, he would only chase one? FAX! Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,149 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Always Stay There by BirdKidKirby reviews
Sort of an alternate ending to FANG. When Max and Fang get too heated in Las Vegas, unexpected problems arise. They leave to try and make it better, but can they truly live a normal life? AU. Major Fax, Some Eggy later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,075 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella]
Across the Hall by YouHaveToTakeAChance reviews
Max moves into a new apartment in New York because she got a job as a journalist. Will the boy in the apartment across from her be a new chapter in her life, or just a bother? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Don't Let Her Hurt Me by Lily-On-Water reviews
An older brother struggles to take care of his abused sister, while at the same time grappling with his own fear of being abused himself. One thing is clear, they have to get out. Unless he wants to wake up one morning and find that he no longer has a sister, they have to get out... The question is, how?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Angel, Fang
School Days by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Takes place in the School. Just some history of the flock. Name/personality origins, meetings, etc. Little kid Fax! Please read and give feedback- it's desperately needed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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The Maximum Band reviews
This is a Maximum Ride fanfic with NO WINGS and they're in a band. Iggy's not blind, and Gazzy, Angel, and Ella are Maxes siblings. Nudge is an only child, and so is Dylan, and Fang and Iggy are twins. (Dylan and Nudge have other siblings)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012
My Version of Nevermore reviews
Just some ideas put together in a full hopefully it makes sense to you story
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride Forever reviews
The title explains it all; Maximum Ride forever. It has minor Figgy, but because I think it's hilarious. Mostly Fax and Eggy. Disclaimer: I'm not JP ant have not invented Maximum Ride, so yeah.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Fang, Max
I Am Dylan Phoenix reviews
Chapter one is based on the dream i had last night.This isn't the Dylan that messed up Fax, he doesn't exist in my world. Dylan has to find the flock so they can help her get revenge because if it werent for Itex her life would still be normal.DISCLAIMER: I DONT LOOK LIKE A OLD DUDE WHO HAS A AWESOME MIND SO MAXIMUM RIDE ISN'T MINE AND IT WILL NEVER BE MINE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012