The Professor of Writing
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Joined 03-12-12, id: 3809997, Profile Updated: 04-03-14
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, Doctor Who, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hi Everyone. Hope you enjoy my stories.

I live in a little known place called England. It has had no effect on the world whatsoever. Also, don't blame America on us ok?

I write these strories purely for your entertainment and make no profit whatsoever. That thought makes me sad.

A little bit about me:

Nationality: British

Sex: Male

Age: 906 (Shoutout for anyone who gets the End Of Time reference there!!!)

Favourite TV show: Doctor Who (New or Classic, I don't care)

Favourite Doctor: David Tennant

Favourite Classic Doctors: Sylvester McCoy William Hartnell (RIP) and Jon Pertwee (RIP)

Favourite Companion: Donna Noble

Favourite Classic Companion: Ace

Most of my stories will have a Doctor Who-centric theme, such as the Gallifrey Chronicles Series. I will mostly stay away from oneshots (I like a good long read) and will probably have crossovers with the spinoffs in the future (Torchwood mostly) and maybe Sherlock after that, I don't know. Any thoughts, leave a review or a PM. I will carry on with most stories until there is a point where there is no more to do, or until I reach around 50 thousand words.

Ongoing New Stories

The Gallifrey Chronicles Volume 1-This is the story of a young Time Lord and his best friend. This is the story of his adventures and the betrayals he will face. This is the story of the Doctor, before he took his name. Will take place all the way up until The Doctor is initiated at The Untempered Schism

Dark Knights: One lonely child. One ancient sorcerer. One young girl. One MOTHER of a problem. Will do the entire Skulduggery series and may add in other DC characters.

The Doctor and The Dead Man: Doctor Who/Skulduggery Pleasant Crossover. When The Doctor sets the TARDIS to random, he doesn't expect to be held at gunpoint by a living skeleton. He discovers a secret subculture of Sorcerers with a dark secret at its heart. This is The Doctor's darkest hour. Will he fall? Or can he save our world without destroying Skulduggery's? Time is ticking, and The Doctor's time is running out...

If you like copy and pasting stuff onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile

Doctor Who Quotes

"Logic my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority" The Second Doctor, The Wheel in Space 1968

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.” The Tenth Doctor, The Lazarus Experiment 2007

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” The Tenth Doctor, Tooth and Claw 2006

"What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." The Fourth Doctor, Robot 1974

"That is the dematerializing control. And that over yonder is the horizontal control. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me". The First Doctor, The Time Meddler 1965

"Don't drop the banana!"

"Why not?"

"Good source of potassium!" Captain Jack Harkness and The Ninth Doctor, The Doctor Dances 2005

"Well, I've got a banana and at a pinch you could put up some shelves." Captain Jack Harkness, The Doctor Dances 2005

"A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points but it is by no means the most interesting.” The Third Doctor, The Time Warrior, 1973

“One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, my dear.” The First Doctor, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, 1964 (The first goodbye breaks my fanboy heart...)

“If I knew everything that was going to happen, where would the fun be?” The Fourth Doctor, The Keeper of Traken, 1981

"My dear, I don't think he's as stupid as he seems."

My dear, I don't think anyone's as stupid as he seems." The Count and Countess Scariloni, City of Death

Other Quotes

Some men don't see Rhyme or Reason or Logic. Some men just want to see the world BURN. Alfred The Dark Knight

Blackadder, you are now head of Operation Winkle,

Thank you sir,

Darling?

Yes sir?

You are a complete arse!!! Melchett, Blackadder and Darling at the end of General Hospital, Blackadder Goes Forth

"Do, or do not. There is not try." Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." Dumbledore, Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone

"Oh, yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it." Rafiki, The Lion King

Ah, my Three Wise Men.

"It is not our abilities that show who we really are, but our choices" Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

"A wise king never seeks war. But he is always prepared for it." Odin, Thor

I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every moment of it.

Dear Bullies

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he helped his friend out of suicide. See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick?He has to walk home in the snow because his family is poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

ANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England) , Bookworm19980115 (Canada) Rhodders12 (UK) The Professor of Writing (UK)

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Funny News Titles

Autos Killing 110 a Day: Let's Resolve to Do Better

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Robber Holds up Albert's Hosiery

Smokers Are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

Something Went on in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter

Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies

War Dims Hope for Peace

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips through Cemetary: Hundreds Dead

Man is Fatally Slain

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will stay with you and say screw them.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

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This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a boy who thinks that women are equal to men and not afraid to show it then copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Edward Cullen told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT and skipped school/college/work just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile. ((I do this all the time))

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

.-If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

-92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you that it is sad that Dwayne McDuffie has died copy and paste this on to your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Ben 10 if...

Whenever you see someone with juice you yell, "NO JUICE FOR YOU!"

You call your car 'my ride'

You question your parents if you are part alien

You crave smoothies a lot

Put 'For Gwen and Kevin to kiss' on your Christmas list

Yell at Kevin to tell Gwen he loves her

Use some of Kevin's sarcastic jokes

Wish for Kevin to be your big brother

Ask to paint the car green with black stripes

When you meet or hear about someone named Ben, Gwen or Kevin ask, "Are you part alien?"

Ask your aunt to name her daughter Gwen

Cry when Kevin becomes mutated for the third time

Want to slap Ben for even thinking about killing Kevin

Run around screaming about the newest episode

Write alien names and planets in your notebooks

Either ten or eleven are your favorite number

Can quote an entire episode

Know the exact order of every episode

Squeal when Gwen and Kevin finally do kiss

Have every episode recorded

Try smoothie combinations just because Ben does

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
>Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth. (T.D:...WTF?!)

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too (duh):

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling and thinking 'this is all rght! weird...'

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

99.99.9 of authors believe that Flamers are just a bunch of good for nothing pieces of crud that can't write crap of a good story so that take it out on everyone else. IF you are one of them, copy and paste this and put your name on it. Tenacious D, ActiveX2012,man of books and tv The Professor of Writing

If you have ever tried to think back into the time to when you were in your Mommy's tummy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a random mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your parents ever told you that you were weird for having that random laughing attack, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you long to steal Kevin's car and take it for a joy ride around Bellwood, copy and paste this onto your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still have imaginary friends even though you have real friends now, C&P.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If it's because you think they should be your characters or are your characters, copy and paste.

If you read these things because you think they're funny/cool, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Doctor House is a jerkwad... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that includes your school locker, C&P.

If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

READER'S RIGHTS
The right to read.
The right NOT to read.
The right to not finish books.
The right to skip & skim pages.
The right to reread.
The right to read anything.
The right to mistake a book for real life.
The right to read anywhere.
The right to read aloud.
The right to fall in love with characters in books.
The right to know what everyone else is reading.
The right to have too many books.
The right to carry a book wherever you go.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"-Albert Einstein

"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."-Oscar Wilde.

""I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-Calvin "Calvin and Hobbes".

"There's always more to reality than one imagines."-Prof. Paradox.

"I believe in everything until its disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"-John Lennon

"The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be."-Edgar Allan Poe

"Hi, I'm a necropheliac. How good are you at playing dead?"-A cheesy pick-up line of which I hope to use one day

"No, that book was accidentily destroyed maliciously."-Gru "Dispicable Me".

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett

"Kill them all! Starting with the math teacher!"-Prof. Farnsworth "Futurama"

"There is a fine line between ridiculous, ludicrous, and just plain weird. Where that line is, I have yet to find."

I am on the ridiculous side of that line, nowhere near just plain weird, and leaning toward ludicrous. Here are some of the basics.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, DragonPrincess19, The Professor of Writing

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Spyrofan1, DragonPrincess19, The Professor of Writing

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Black socks, they never get dirty! If you love socks and think they are the thing since sliced bread, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said quite plainly "Push" or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in global warming and think the government should stop messing about with unimportant things and get to work on solving the crisis, copy and and paste this onto your profile.

If you know that mice and rats are harmless (generally, unless cornered), and laugh at people who squel "Eek!" when they see one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting closer?" Then it hits me.

Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

hap-pi-ness (hap-ee-nis)

-noun

1. the quality or state of being happy.

2. good fortune; pleasure; contentment; joy.

Synonyms:

1, 2. pleasure, joy, exhiliration, bliss, contentedness, delight, enjoyment, satisfaction.

Antonyms:

1. misery.

Umm, does this mean that unlucky people never feel happiness? Does it mean that only lucky people feel true happiness? I always thought that contentedness was neutral. Does this mean it isn't? Does it mean that if you feel unhappiness that you aren't feeling the opposite of happiness? Does it mean that only miserable people truly understand the opposite of happiness?

Or does this mean that I dissect dictionary definitions and that it's unhealthy?

Wait, happiness is a noun? I thought it was a verb. Who knew?

If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped onn it, paste this on your profile.

Thank you for reading

The Professor of Writing

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist

Auschwitz starts when someone looks at a slaughter house and thinks 'they're only animals'

Junior Justice by man of books and tv reviews
The world's heroes are being killed. The new genartion of heroes have been deaged and a all new threat has arrived on EARTH!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011
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The Gallifrey Chronicles: Volume 1 reviews
This is the story of a young Time Lord and his best friend. This is the story of his adventures and the betrayals he will face. This is the story of the Doctor, before he took his name. Will take place all the way until The Doctor is initiated at The Untempered Schism
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 12/17/2013 - 1st Doctor, Susan F., The Master
Dark Knights reviews
Bruce Wayne was always a lonely child. His parents were killed when he was younger. He met a sorcerer known as Skulduggery Pleasant, and now he's saving the world the only way he knows how... Stephanie Edgely's uncle is dead. She meets a living skeleton who can throw fire. Of course she believes him when he tells her that her uncle was murdered. Can these heroes save the world?
Crossover - Batman & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Doctor and The Dead Man reviews
When The Doctor sets the TARDIS to random, he doesn't expect to be held at gunpoint by a living skeleton. He discovers a secret subculture of Sorcerers with a dark secret at its heart. This is The Doctor's darkest hour. Will he fall? Or can he save our world without destroying Skulduggery's? Time is ticking, and The Doctor's time is running out...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/10/2013 - 10th Doctor, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.