Author has written 7 stories for Warriors, Animorphs, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Doctor Who.
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Hey there, whoever's reading this! My name is Jimanji-Faronix-Zonata, but you can call me Jimanji. I'm insane! 0w0 But, don't worry. I shan't kill you. Just don't make me mad. e.e I'm an Andalite, and a Son of Hecate, who is actually a Titan, making me and other children of Hecate Demititans. Which would explain why we're more powerful than other Demigods. I also don't believe in online dating. I have no idea why I just said that. Even though it's true. I'm also the Founder of The Leyna Archives, and the Admin of the Camp Leyna and Kaiju: The RP forums!
This is my YouTube account! I'm also on tumblr, under the name Jimanji-Faronix-Zonata. HERE'S THE LINK!
These are my characters for forum RPs, and such. 0w0
Rogue: A Blue Tiger with the ability to alter probability. Basically, he can make things happen, or not happen. He's a total troll, who delights in causing mischief and pranking people. He's also quite manipulative. In his battle form, he appears as a blue-gray tiger. In his stealth form, he appears as a blue-gray tabby cat, the size of a normal house cat.
The Wendigo: Also known as Abaddon, The Devourer, The Consumer, and The Soulless. The Wendigo has no conscience. He gives no mercy. He's as old as the earth itself, possibly older. He cannot be killed, only slowed down. He exists for one purpose...to eat. He'll eat anything he can get his hands on. He normally wears a cape and hood made of decaying plant matter, and carries a staff. Under his cape, he has the appearance of a withered corpse.
Tsul 'Kalu: Tsul 'Kalu is a humanoid creature, about seven feet tall. He has two arms, two legs, and walks upright. His body is covered in thick brown fur. He wears armor made of petrified wood. He is able to heal from most injuries. He has a mane, like a lion. His face is like a bear, but flat, like that of a human's. His eyes are black, and slanted. He has a wide variety of weapons, such as a bow and arrows, a knife, and a long staff. He can jump very high, has the strength of ten bears, and the speed of three cheetahs. He can talk, but chooses not to, unless the situation is dire. He, like most of his species, has a strong sense of justice, duty, and honor. If he makes a promise, he will keep it. If he sees injustice, he will fight it. However, he can be a little...extreme. He's also quite lonely. He and his people were the protectors of creation. But some of them became corrupted. They sought to destroy all life, so that they could rule the universe. The good Guardsmen discovered this, and cursed the evil ones, transforming them into creatures of destruction. The evil ones began devouring everything in their path, earning them the name 'Wendigo'. A great war was fought between the two races, and when it was over, there was only one Wendigo, and a handful of Guardsmen.
Alastor: An Image Demon, named for his ability to hide in artificial images. He's twisted and sadistic. He has the ability to rip out your soul from your eyes, or jump into your soul, tear it to shreds, and possess your body. He also loves jazz music. He appears as a cloud of smoke, made in the shape of a winged snake. He has long arms, with clawed hands. His eyes are burning red. When he gets angry, his body appears to be on fire.
Talon: A government experiment gone wrong. Using Chimera DNA, the government hoped to create a biological weapon by combining various animals. Instead, it began to learn and think for itself. It escaped the lab, and is currently wandering the world, searching for its purpose. It has the body of a Deinonychus, an ancient relative of the velociraptor. It's covered with black feathers and fur, and it has the wings of a raven. It has elephant tusks, and thick, bullet proof skin. It has the regenerative powers of a starfish. It can swim.
Walker: An ultraterrestrial, with the ability to open portals to any place that exists. He can use them as windows to see places, or doorways to walk through. Once, he looked where he shouldn't. Tartarus, the lowest of the low plains. It drove him insane. Now, he's a paranoid conspiracy freak. He appears to be a physically fit human male, wearing a brown trenchcoat and fedora. His face seems to always be hidden by shadow.
Audrey: Another government experiment. Once a normal, human, three-year old girl, she was stolen from her parents. The government injected her with Chimera DNA, hoping to create a supersoldier. When she was five, there was an explosion at the facility, caused by a mysterious lightning strike. She escaped. Walker found her, and has been watching over her.
Thin Silence: A fear fairy, or, as they're known today, Slender Men. Thin Silence, or Thin-Sil, is able to teleport, hypnotize people, erase memories, or bring fears to life. He was able to shapeshift, but he gave that ability up for his armor. He is one of the many Slender Men that wears armor, made from a material that's stronger and lighter than any man-made metal. It is gun metal grey, with a few spikes on the shoulders, back, and chest. The armor protecting his limbs are very thin, but the legs are thicker. The elbows are spiked, as well as the knees and waste. His helmet hides his...face, and also has a few spikes. The armor covers his entire body, and allows him to walk on his legs, something most Slender Men are incapable of doing. This allows him to use his tentacles for combat. This is a very common thing among Slender Men, as they are somewhat weaker in combat. His tentacles are very flexible, and can change length and width. He kidnaps children, but no one knows what he does with them. He's good with computers, and doesn't speak.
Ace: A Crystalline Unicorn. His skin is as hard as diamond. His bones and horn ARE made of diamond. His horn is obsidian black, his fur brown, and his tail and mane are black. He can heal from any injury, though the more injured he is, the longer it takes for him to heal. He can't swim. He has a Scottish accent. He has the ability to fire beams of energy from his horn. His horn is usually about a foot-and-a-half long. However, he can manipulate its size and shape. He can make the horn grow up to five feet long, or make it shrink until it's too small to be detected by humans. He can change the shape of his horn so that it can do many things, like cutting, stabbing, or even drilling. Rough, loud, and abrasive, he never shies away from a fight. He's not afraid to share his opinions, and he'll share it as rudely as he can. Not a fan of lying, he's upfront and honest. Brutally honest. However, if dig deep, really, REALLY deep, you'll see he's a bit of a softy. But he'll gut you for saying it.
Deimos: A Fear Demon, different from a Fear Fairy. Sadistic. Hateful. Pure evil. He makes other Fear Demons uncomfortable. Most demons, such as Alastor, have standards or redeeming qualities. He doesn't. He has no morals. No conscience. He targets anyone, men, women, children. He's the monster that other monsters are disgusted by. Born in The Dark Ages. Legend has it, he was thrown out of Hell because he was too evil. This is just a legend...hopefully. He's a shapeshifter, but in his default form, he looks like a tall, thin man, with pale skin and black, slicked back hair. He has red eyes and yellow pupils. His nose is pointed, and he has sharp teeth. He wears a black trenchcoat, with a black sweater and black pants underneath. He usually wears a hood over his head. In battle, he relies on his powers, and wields a scythe. He knows people's greatest fears. He can control darkness, using it to create solid objects. He can also control black hellfire. As a demon, he is immortal.
Petrifus: Has the appearance of an old, blackened tree. There are holes in the tree in the shape of a malevolent face. He has the ability to move around, though not very quickly. He can manipulate his plant biology to do many things, like use his branches to grasp objects, or release various toxins into the air. He can spread evil and corruption through fruits that can will onto his branches. To spread evil is his only purpose. He was brought to life by all of the negative emotions of The Salem Witch Trials. All the fear, hatred, and grief was absorbed by this tree.
Paxus: A tall man, made of organic particles, wearing a suit of armor, capable of healing from nearly any injury...is not what Paxus looks like. Paxus is the sword that the Soldier carries. A blade born of hope and peace, Paxus is capable of firing a beam of energy. The Soldier itself is merely an avatar. Paxus moves and speaks through him. Eternally optimistic, Paxus has a strong sense of justice. He was created after World War 1, one of the bloodiest wars in history. But, when Christmas came around, British and German troops called for a truce. They sung carols, played ball, and even decorated a tree. The bullets that went unfired were melted down, and forged into a sword. A sword that absorbed the warmth, the kinship, the...Christmas spirit.
Stella: Stella is human...ish. When she was 17, a terrible blizzard struck her hometown. Her family didn't survive, but she was saved by an Ice Pheonix. The Pheonix saved her life, but in the process, she was made immortal. She's 82, but stuck in the body of a 17-year-old girl. She has two forms. Her first form is a 17-year-old human girl of Native American heritage. She wears fashionable clothes(whatever they are). In her second form, she appears as a creature made entirely out of an icy mist. She has the ability to fire beams of ice and cold from her body, and is immortal. She can fly. She comes across as shallow at first, but it's only because she's lived for so long. She creates an image of a girl no one wants to be friends with, so that she won't get close to anyone. In her heart, she's a good person. She always keeps up with the latest trends. Also, don't call her a bich. She will prove it.
Awuil: An Ahuizotl. He's three feet tall on all fours, five feet tall when standing on two legs. He has the body of a canine, with monkey-like limbs and hands. He has the the head of a large monkey. He has a long tail, on the end of which is a three fingered hand. He has the ability to rob people of their senses. Although he does eat humans, he doesn't do it unless he has to. He has a sense of honor, and would never kill something without intending to eat it, or in self defense.
Ketus: Ketus is an anceint creature, awoken from her sleep by a foolish being who thought he could control her. On land, she has six legs, three on either side of her body. Four of them are massive crab legs, while the two front legs are large, humanoid arms, ending in three fingered claws. She has a long, flexible tail. Ketus' entire body is covered in thick armor. Tentacles come from holes on various parts of her body. Her head is shaped like that of a goblin shark, and can retract into her body, much like a turtle. She has four massive holes for eyes that glow an eerie blue. In water, her six legs are pulled into her body, replace by eight fins, like that of a whale. While swimming, she looks like a massive, mutant whale. She doesn't think. She doesn't feel. She's like a storm, destroying everything in her path. Never stopping, never hesitating, never showing any mercy.
Moloch: A demon. Specifically, a Corruption Demon. Moloch can be described in one word: foul. He's one of the most evil creatures to ever have lived. He has no standards. He has no morals. He is incapable of feeling empathy, love, or friendship. He enjoys spreading chaos, wherever he goes. He has the general shape of a dragon, with four strong legs, two bat-like wings, and a long, bladed tail. He is twenty feet long, and ten feet tall. He has sharp claws. He has two horns on his head, fiery eyes, and a quadrehinged mouth full of sharp teeth, with a smaller, regular mouth beneath that. He is covered in red and black scales. The Corruption Demons have powers over poison. But not just of the body. They can also poison the mind. They can cause fear, hatred, envy, even insanity. They also have the typical powers of other demons, like regeneration.
Mor'loth: A Goblin. Rather benign...for a Goblin. Not nice, but not evil. He would never hurt an innocent, but he will get even with those who've wronged him, or his 'friends'. The quotation marks are necessary goblin minds work differently than most others'. Rather than being fond of their friends...a better term would be 'interested in'. They enjoy the actions of those they call 'friend', rather than their company. He has a very dark sense of humor. He's a bipedal, six foot-tall humanoid. His skin appears to be made of black wood, but it's actually a magical substance composed of unknown elements. He has an elongated skull, and sharp teeth. His eyes glow red. He has three-fingered hands, with claws. As a goblin, he's incapable of lying. So he uses half-truths, technicalities, or selective truth-telling. He has regeneration, super strength, speed, and agility, selective invisibility (he can choose who can see him), and limited teleportation (he can teleport to anywhere in his field-of-vision, about twice that of the average human). Sharp, steel objects stop his regeneration powers for at least an hour. Salt causes him a good deal of pain. He can't teleport around roses, and rose petals will block any attempt to teleport.
Scorlok: Scorpius. He's batsh*t insane. He loves killing. And violence in general. He enjoys taking innocent lives while cackling madly and shouting flowery insults. Scorlok has the appearance of a large, black scorpion. The size of a minivan. He has large pincers, a muscular tail with a stinger. He has four glowing red eyes, and insecticide mandibles. He can fire poisoned barbs out of his tail. Most Scorpiuses don't use this ability often, as there's a bit of a recoil. Naturally, he uses it as often as he can. He can also swim, burrow, and regenerate. But if less than 10 % of his body mass is gone, he can't regenerate, and dies. But he has an armored exoskeleton, giving him a degree of durability. Exposure to extreme cold can weaken, and eventually kill him. He can also be weakened/killed with large amounts of pesticide. Large amounts of force (equivalent to a small tank) can damage his shell.
A shout out to those in RebelClan. You guys rock!
Ella, Dawn, and Wolfeh: My amazing quadruplets! Ella, you are the greatest leader RebelClan could have. You're so amazingly insane! Wolfeh, you are the best when it comes to lurking. You're Sonic fangirling never fails to make me smile! Dawn, you're a wonderful person and author! Don't ever forget that!
Red: You are undeniably the Queen of perviness. Your sadistic tendencies are fantastically displayed!
Flameh: You're the great spammer! If you left…I'd be sad forever! After all, you were the one who recruited me!
Rivs: I miss you. If you're lurking, I want you to know one thing: you're fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.
Mytheh: Bowties are cool, and so are you! I'm not worthy to be your apprentice!
Silver: Silver is one of my favorite colors, and you're one of my favorite people! Don't ever change!
Lin: I'm proud to have recruited you! And I love your name!
Dawnish: Oh, Queen of Nature, how might I fathom the depths of your awesomeness! Don't ever leave RC again!
Snow: You're one of the very few guys on there. Considering that RC is full of lunatics, your level-headedness is AMAZING.
Lavveh: Like I said with Snow, it's astonishing how you've managed to remain sane in RebelClan! Which is why I will make it my personal mission to drive you mad! Doesn't that sound fun? e.o
Sirius: You have great taste in names! AND YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFINGERS! :D
Frosteh: I'm proud to have introduced you to RC. You're a wonderful RebelClaner, and a fantastic person. :)
Tazz: Sibling rivalry aside…I guess you are kinda…cool…
Lavs (who I used to know as Teacon): Lavs, you are an AWESOME friends! I'm sorry I doubted you during the early parts of the Austin mess!
FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF REBELCLAN
Mishi: My fellow NCIS/WARRIORS/PJ&O lover! We have WAY too much in common! XD By the way, TIVA/LEYNA/BLUE, FOR THE WIN!
Thalia: Thalia, Thalia. What mischief shall we get up to? Whom shall be our next victim? :D ASDFGHJKL! MY PARTNER IN CRIME!
Gale: MS. VAMPIRE! It's such fun to watch the trolls squabble with you! :3
Pein: Like I said with Gale, I have a lot of fun trolling the trolls with you!
Star: When I realized who you were, I almost DIED! Seriously, how often does something like THAT happen?
Saph: THE GREAT SAPH! :D LET US UNITE TO COMBAT THE LALYPSO SHIPPER!
Whisper: I love talking with you! Remember our Pokémon Battle? :D
Sideswipe: TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! :D
FORUMS OF WHICH I AM A PART
RebelClan is a Warriors forum, and the first forum I ever joined. It's filled with great people, and wonderful memories!
Half-Blood Chatis a place where all readers of The PJ&O series can hang out and relax!
Kingdom of Mist is a haven for all magical creatures! It has a great roleplay!
Our Fate is a great RP forum! Much better than the old Fate, since we don't have all the drama, Our Fate is one of the best forums out there!
FANDOMS OF WHICH I AM A PART
Fandoms with names:
Selenators(Selena Gomez Fans)
Rum Runners(Pirates of the Caribbean)
Warsies(Star Wars Fans)
Demigods(Percy Jackson & the Olympians Fans)
Trekkies(Star Trek Fans)
Whovians(Doctor Who Fans)
Power Force(Power Rangers Fans)
Tropers(TV Tropes Fans)
Biches(Your Grammar Sucks Fans
And lots of others, but they, sadly, don't have names. T-T
IMPORTANT NOTICE! THERE IS A NEW SPECIES OF TROLL THREATENING TO DESTROY INTERNET CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT! THIS IS A DESCRIPTION OF THIS MENACE!
Psycobishest: A sub-species of troll, (usually) female, psycobishest lurk in the darkest parts of the web. They are very rare and elusive, and are ruled over by a queen. The queen gives her subjects orders via email, and is generally much more of a bish than the rest of the hive. Other than that, psycobishest are solitary, and their one and only friend is their TrollStick. The TrollStick serves many functions. When a psycobishest is angry, they hit things with it. When a psycobishest is sad, tired, or cold, then cuddle with it. When a psycobishest is happy, they dance with it. Be warned! When cornered, psycobishests are very violent!
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR ANY PSYCOBISHEST ACTIVITY!
COPY & PASTE TO RAISE PSYCOBISHEST AWARENESS!
Niece(I'm the crazy uncle): Flamzy
Siblings: Ella, Wolfeh, and Dawn are my quaddy quadruplets on the awesome forum known as RebelClan! Wolfeh is also my demigod half-sister, since she's a daughter of Hectate. Also, my real life sister, Tazz(aka Princess Tazz of Dance)is on FFN!
VIEWS: Conservative Christian, but I'll try not to let that affect my stories.
HOME: Alabama, USA
GENDER: Of the male. Though, sometimes I question me sex's intelligence.
Appearance: *crosses arms* Why the flying blue crap would I divulge my appearance?
MY DREAM JOB: Can I get paid for being a lunatic? O.o
HOBBIES: Reading, writing, thinking, listening to music, being insane, snarking, ending words with the letter Y, spinning around in swivel chairs.
I love a good story, so recommend them by PMing me. I also like flames. They amuse me. 0w0
MY OTPs(One True Pairings)
Yes, I'm a guy. Yes, I like pairings. Problem?
Warriors: Quarrelshipping(Squirrelflight/Brambleclaw), Disabilityshipping(Jayfeather/Briarlight)
Doctor Who: Whoufflé(Eleven/Clara)
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Leyna(Leo/Reyna), Pothena(Poseidon/Athena), and Ellico(Lou Ellen/Nico)
Criminal Minds: JJotch(JJ/Hotch)
Animorphs info: Species, Andalite.Name, Jimanji-Faronix-Zonata
Warriors info: Name, Blackstorm; Clan, RiverClan
PJ&O info: Parent, Hecate(Greeks are cool)
Doctor Who info: Favorite Doctor, Eleventh; Favorite villains, the Daleks
Power Rangers Info: Era, Wild Force. Color, Black. Animal, Bat. Weapon, Dark Echo Sword. Zords, Black Bat Zord, Black Panther Zord, Black Bear Zord, Black Wolf Zord, which combine to form the Night Force Megazord.
Favorite books: The Bible, Animorphs, Warriors
Favorite shows: Pokémon, Transformers, Spongebob Squarepants, Stargate, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Haven, Law & Order, Criminal Minds, NCIS
Favorite character: The Doctor, K-9, Bulkhead, Ratchet, Claudia Donovan, Donald Cragen, John Munch, Jack McCoy, Jean-Luc Picard, Leonard McCoy, Spock, Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Clarisse la Rue, Reyna, Leo Valdez, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva David, Donald "Ducky" Mallard
HOIST THE COLORS
The king and his men took the queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones
The seas be ours
And by the powers
Where we will
Yo-ho, all hands, hoist the colours high
Heave-ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die
Yo-ho, haul together, hoist the colours high
Heave-ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die
What is Aspergers: A very light form of autism.
Symptoms of Aspergers: Being socially awkward, missing social cues, being very picky in taste, being sensitive to smells or sights, unusually intense focus on one particular topics, being less active or interested in sports, or appearing to lack empathy.
People suspected of having Aspergers: Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Nikola Tesla, and many more.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 6 YAZINESS! I CAN HAS EVIL!
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 4 Huh.
Who is your Olympian parent?
You like being in charge. Yeah, right.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. Who doesn't?
You were voted Class President. I hate politics.
You do what's best for everyone. Since when does Zeus do what's best for everyone?
You think you have what it takes to run for President. Um, no.
You think every problem has a solution. That's what problems are for.
You love showing off. I'm more confident than I used to be, but I still don't like showing off.
You like plain rides. No.
You are hydrophobiac. I love water.
2/10 (Oh, well. Never did like him.)
You feel at home in the water. I wouldn't go THAT far.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. Yes.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. I'm afraid not.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. Whales, in particular.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis. I would, but life tends to have other plans.
You swim professionally. Nope. Sorry.
You hate seafood. I'm a vegetarian.
You never get seasick. Not once.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane. Acrophobia.
You acrophobiac. See?
You're not that much of a people person. Guilty.
You like staying in the dark and writing poetry. Innocent.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis. So?
You like listening to loud, angry music. I have two younger siblings. Why would I want more noise?
You spend most of your time alone. Yep.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. Ugh, yes.
You like to keep to yourself. Who else can I trust?
All your closets are padlocked. I'm not THAT paranoid.
You write in diary/journal. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. e.e
You feel most active at night. Night is for sleeping.
5/10 (I'd rather be a Hades kid than a Zeus kid.)
You own a garden. I own nothing.
You like the great outdoors. I might, if there weren't so many bugs.
You have a green thumb. No.
You're an environmentalist. More or less.
You have a special connection with animals. I don't like to toot my own horn, but...
You're a vegetarian. Haven't you been paying attention?
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the wonders of the natural world. I'd rather look at them through a book.
You always check a product if it's environmentally friendly. I said more or less.
You love going to flower shops. Allergies.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. I SAID MORE OR LESS!
You often start fights. That would be stupid.
You're a very aggressive type of person. Just try not to make me mad.
You like watching wrestling. So fake.
You're competitive. Yes, well...
You like reading about war. Mainly the cause and effect
You don't take bull from anybody. I lack the patience to do so.
You have anger management. What's it to you?
You never back away from a fight. I'm not stupid.
Everyone does what you say. Yeah. Right.
You don't always think before you do something. I'm a cautious person.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. I HATE not knowing things.
You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. I try my best.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. And I enjoyed every one of them.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You really haven't been paying attention, have you?
You're the valedictorian of your class. I'm homeschooled, so yes, I was. Don't get me wrong, I got great grades. This year.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. Nobody's perfect.
You get political jokes without people having to explain them. I said I got them. I didn't say I liked them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. I'm not the best choice.
You have a huge shelf of books at home. I love books.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. I wish I had some.
8/10 (I didn't see this one coming. O.O)
You're very creative and artistic. Yeah.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general. I prefer country.
You always feel sunny and optimistic. Uh, no.
You are talented at drawing. I dabble.
You like writing poetry. I think poetry's dull.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. Does finger-tapping count?
You like going to art museums. I like all museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. I've never entered one.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card. I'm taking art next year, hopefully.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. Why would it?
3/10 (3/10, huh?)
I'M NOT TAKING THE HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS ONE!
You have a way with tools. Not a chance.
You build awesome things in your free time. I read in my free time.
Your the best at Woodshop in your class. Nah.
Metalworking is your forte. Nyet.
You have your own toolbox. Nadda.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. ...yes.
You're a techie. Non.
You often have carpentry projects. Nien.
You dream of being a carpenter. Nay.
You aren't afraid of fire. Hades, no.
1/10 (Really? O.o)
Every girl swoons for you. Hehe, no.
You like putting on makeup. No. Just... No. Absolutely not.
You naturally smell good. I don't know.
You never experience a bad hair day. I don't really care.
You're favorite activity is clothes-shopping. What do you think?
You're always at the front of every trend. As I said, I don't care. At all.
You're the popular guy at school. Ha!
You're often invited to parties. Too loud.
You're motto is 'It's never a party without me. My motto is 'For cryin' out loud!' followed or preceded by an eyeroll or facepalm.
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. I don't want to break it.
0/10 (Oh, thank the gods…)
You like pickpocketing your friends. Stealing's a crime. You think I want to go to jail?
You're a prankster. I'm more of a snarky comeback sort of guy.
You're a speed demon. I'm a turtle.
You consider yourself restless. Nah.
You're the best speaker in the class. I don't like it when people stare at me.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. My wits are my favorite weapon.
You're inventive and resourceful. Once again, tooting my own horn.
You often start arguments. I can't help it.
You've never lost a debate. I'm to doggone stubborn.
You like making witty or sarcastic statements. Preferably at the most inappropriate times.
5/10 (Not bad.)
You're the life of the party. Oh, for cryin' out loud! Pay attention!
You like wine. No.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You're confusing me with my aunt.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute. No thank you.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. Usually, if I'm smiling, I'm probably faking.
You're a foodie. Nope.
You like going to social events and mingling with people. Do I seem like a socialite?
You like trying out new food. That is hilarious.
You feel that you're abundant in life. I'm abundant in sarcasm. And craziness.
You think that too much of anything is bad. Got me there.
1/10 (That's a relief.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are a PJatO Fan) please note that this is applicable only to PJO and NOT the Heroes of Olympus (aka the Lost Hero and the Son of Neptune)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Do they have a library?
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
You know, I've never actually thought about it.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Probably Leo. We do have a lot in common. Psychologically speaking. I don't have fire powers(beyond what being a Child of Hecate grants me), mechanical skills, or hoards of fangirls chasing after me. Thankfully.
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
Clarisse. And Reyna. They're awesome!
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
Poseidon and Athena.
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Depends on who it is.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Probably Percy. He, most likely, blew up another volcano.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Are you high or drunk?
12. Favorite PJ&O pairing?
LEYNA FOR THE WIN!
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
What did I do this time?
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"Percy. I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
When he was a rodent.
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
The Wine Dude. Need I say more?
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
When Mr. D sent Tantalus back to the Underworld.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
When he admitted to stalking the Hunters.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
When Cronus got hit in the eye...by a hairbrush.
7. Lou Ellen
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Leyna...oh, my Khaos. That could not have worked out better. OF COURSE I'VE READ LEYNA! IT'S MY OTP!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh, dear...was there alcohol involved?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Do you think 2 and 6 would make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
I don't do femslash. Sorry.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
She'd probably take pictures and use them for blackmail.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Umm...Annabeth is captured by Amazons, but falls for their queen.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Not that I'm aware of.
10. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gory character deaths.
11. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (5).
Clarrise and Lou Ellen are in a happy relationship, until Lou Ellen runs off with Thalia. Clarrise, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Reyna and a brief, unhappy affair with Leo, then follows the wise advice of Hylla, and finds true love with Bianca. Yeah...
What title would you give this fic?
12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
...I don't want to know.
13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I'd turn him into a salamander.
14. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Apologize, and get the crap outta there!
15. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
16. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
I'd wonder who she went home with last night. Then run.
17. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
18. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.
The Magic of Coolaide.
THAT'S MY KING!- S. M. Lockridge
The Bible says my King is the King of the Jews. He's the King of Israel. He's the King of Righteousness. He's the King of the Ages. He's the King of Heaven. He's the King of Glory. He's the King of kings, and he's the Lord of lords. That's my King.
I wonder, do you know Him?
My King is a sovereign King. No means of measure can define His limitless love. He's enduringly strong. He's entirely sincere. He's eternally steadfast. He's immortally graceful. He's imperially powerful. He's impartially merciful.
Do you know Him?
He's the greatest phenomenon that has ever crossed the horizon of this world. He's God's Son. He's the sinner's Savior. He's the centrepiece of civilization. He's unparalleled. He's unprecedented. He is the loftiest idea in literature. He's the highest personality in philosophy. He's the fundamental doctrine of true theology. He's the only one qualified to be an all sufficient Savior.
I wonder if you know Him today.
He supplies strength for the week. He's available for the tempted and the tried. He sympathizes and He saves. He strengthens and sustains. He guards and He guides. He heals the sick. He cleansed the lepers. He forgives sinners. He discharges debtors. He delivers the captive. He defends the feeble. He blesses the young. He serves the unfortunate. He regards the aged. He rewards the diligent. And He beautifies the meek.
I wonder if you know Him?
He's the key to knowledge. He's the wellspring of wisdom. He's the doorway of deliverance. He's the pathway of peace. He's the roadway of righteousness. He's the highway of holiness. He's the gateway of glory.
Do you know Him? Well...
His life is matchless. His goodness is limitless. His mercy is everlasting. His love never changes. His Word is enough. His grace is sufficient. His reign is righteous. And His yoke is easy. And his burden is light.
I wish I could describe Him to you.
He's indescribable! He's incomprehensible. He's invincible. He's irresistible. You can't get Him out of your mind. You can't get Him off of your hand. You can't outlive Him, and you can't live without Him. Well, the Pharisees couldn't stand Him, but they found out they couldn't stop Him. Pilate couldn't find any fault in Him. Herod couldn't kill Him. Death couldn't handle Him, and the grave couldn't hold Him.
Yeah! That's my King! That's my King!
1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children. Who's it for then?
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts. THIS is nuts.
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping. *facepalm*
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire. Nooo, it's pudding.
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking. This must have saved someone a trip to the dentist.
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado...What.
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts. Just don't break it.
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children. That means you, Mr. Serial Killer!
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Does heaven even have a court?
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping. Who would do this?
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap. What? No instructions?
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness. Uh, duh!
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required. Isn't that the point?
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use. Such as?
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. Uh-huh.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Sooo...you want us to steal?
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." Suggestion.
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." Oh, for Pete's sake...
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." Seriously?
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." Oh, come ON!
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." Together, we can all stop toddler accidents.
22. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." So, no space Christmas?
23. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." Because stupidity is becoming more common.
24. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." ...
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
- TT-- Put this
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This story is Amazing
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
My Faith: Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried it this in your profile.
Here is a sad/happy story. Only read if you truly believe in God.
A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
If tomorrow all the things were gone,
And I'm proud to be an American,
And I gladly stand up,
From the lakes of Minnesota,
That I'm proud to be an American,
And I gladly stand up,
And I'm proud to be and American,
And I gladly stand up,
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Copy and Paste this if you read my whole profile.
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