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Joined 03-12-12, id: 3810518, Profile Updated: 08-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight.

Hello world! I am the amazing Girl on Fire! (Well, the 75th one.)

To clarify: NO, I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THE VERITAS. Yes, I have a Veritas avatar picture. I am simply a supporter of Honest101, nothing more :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3810518/


ME HATING ON TWILIGHT SECTION-SKIP IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT:

I took the Mary Sue Race test, with Twilight vampires as the subject. The result?

18 points. And anything 11 is 'most likely a Sue race'. Hear that, Stephanie Meyers?!

Harry Potter pwns Twilight. 'Nuff said.

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Screw them, I'm in Dumbledore's Army.

Twilight; even Hermione Granger won't read it.

HERMIONE: Taught me that I can be my own person.

BELLA: Attempted to teach me that I need a boyfriend. (Epic fail, Bella.)

ROBERT PATTISON (AS EDWARD): Do I dazzle you?

VOLDEMORT: You're still alive?!

Twilight? B*/# please.

EDWARD: This is the last time you'll ever see me.

REST OF THE WORLD: Drinks all around!

REASON #374 HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT:

Our Bella could kick your Bella's @$$.

Dear Edward:

Buffy. She'll get to you sooner or later.

DUMBLEDORE: It does no good to dwell on dreams.

STEPHANIE MEYERS: I got the idea for Twilight in a dream.

DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN.

GINNY: When Harry broke up with her for her safety, she tried to steal Gryffindor's sword and restarted the D.A.

BELLA: When Edward broke up with her for her safety, she became a walking zombie for a few months and put herself in danger just to hear Edward's voice.

HOW MUCH I CARE:

Harry Potter #8 comes out in theaters in 5 months: 99.9999999999999999999999999999999... %

Twilight #4 comes out in 2 days: *Nonexistent*

WHAT TWILIGHT IS MADE UP OF:

DESCRIBING EDWARD: 98%

DESCRIBING BELLA'S SHALLOW PERSONALITY: 1.99%

STUFF WORTH READING: .01%

ANTI-TWILIGHT: Because smart people need a sanctuary.

Harry Potter is better than Twilight. Deal with it.

HERMIONE: I will save the Wizarding world...

ANNABETH: I will fight this war for Western civilization...

BELLA: I'll just stay here and let my sparkly boyfriend do all the work...

SIRIUS BLACK: So Jacob Black rides a motorcycle and can turn into a wolf? Oh, so original.

BREAKING NEWS: Leave No Survivors: Harry Potter characters prepares to take down Twilight fans.

ONE OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS:

SUSAN PEVENSIE: Drop him!

HERMIONE: We will fight!

ANNABETH: For Olympus!

BELLA: I guess my brain will never work right. At least I'm pretty.

DUMBLEDORE: Here are your missions, my boys...

FRODO- Destroy the Ring.

HARRY- Destroy the Horcruxes.

LUKE- Bring balance to the Force.

PERCY- Save Olympus.

EDWARD- Just stop sparkling.

"I confess, I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight." -Tom Felton, actor for Draco Malfoy

Percy Jackson series-because a bunch of ADHD demigods so totally beat a bunch of sparkly corpses.

DEAR EDWARD:

Please return our sparkly body gel. We don't appreciate it.

Sincerely, the Aphrodite cabin.

I'm team Edward... Edward Elric, that is. Because vampires aren't shiny-automail is.


Upcoming stories:

The Parody Paradox: Kane Chronicles (inspired by hash-slinging slasher and harrypotterencyclopedia24)

The Parody Paradox: Artemis Fowl (ditto)


If you think you’re the only insane in your group, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I always lose). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm dead clumsy.)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara the Eternal, yourSoul.isMine, egummybear

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. (Freakin sadists)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (It's just yogurt!)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (No one's as weird as me...

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

if you have ever run into a telephone pole, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

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If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I want to slap at least 100...)

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste if you hate being labeled. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Joanne Kathleen Riordan, Too.Obvious

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

ridiculam αστείος 재미 komik! All this means FUNNY!


DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING

DONT READ AFTER THIS POINT

DON'T READ THIS, I'M SERIOUS

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SCARED OUT OF YOUR WITS

GO UP THERE AND PRESS THE 'HIDE BIO' BUTTON

REALLY, I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

DON'T READ THIS. IT'S ONE OF THOSE REPOST OR DIE THINGS

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU...

NO! I REFUSE TO LET YOU READ THESE!

SKIP THIS. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU.

DO NOT READ DO NOT READ

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

DONT READ THE FOLLOWING

Repost or you are going to die

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! 1 scary way to break up!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

"THEY PUSHED HER DOWN A SEWER!!!!!!!!"

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER (Poor Carmen. Those kids who pushed her deserve to be DEAD! Maybe I can ask her spirit to rise from the dead or ask Ra to give her back her life! She should be happy. Rest in peace, Carmen. I really care for bullied kids. Even though I'm 11, but I still care.)

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

I DON'T WANNA SCARE ANYONE WITH THESE STORIES, K? I JUST PUT THEM ONTO MY PROFILE CAUSE I'M SCARED THAT THE SAME THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO ME! GOD, PLEASE PROTECT ME, AND ALSO YOU JESUS, PLEASE HELP THESE POOR PEOPLE AND MAKE GET WHAT THEY WANT, AND ALSO, I'M SCARED!!!

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

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A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Hunger Games: A Parody of The Hunger Games by labonath151 reviews
Come read the new (it's actually kind of old...) and exciting story of Katniss Everdeen! Reviewed by an amount of people I can count on two hands and one foot, the funny (you be the judge), tangent-full story of love, fake love, and a vat of ketchup. We've got creepy Cinna, Kanga Rue, a big, anti-climactic plot twist, even more anti-climax, and so much more! (PLEASE READ IT PLEASE)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011
The Immortal Changed by awriterofstories reviews
One life ends and another begins. Percy Jackson: Hero of Camp Half-Blood; is sent on a mission to Forks, WA. Something happens there, something which changes him forever. But his adventures don't end there. Not by a long shot. Percy/Annabeth. Work-in-progress. Updates might be slow.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,090 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Percy J.
Divided We Stand, Together We Fall by Atherva reviews
The Hunger Game between Harry Potter, Twilight, Fallen, The Hunger Games and the Percy Jackson and the olympians. Divide we stand, Together we fall. There isn't a god that can save us all. There is no belief in this promised land.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/6/2012
Popular Songs: PJO Style! by PrettyPissedOffBisexual reviews
The parody of different songs. The songs are set from Last Olympian to House of Hades. Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Prison Love by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth is a Prison Guard. Fearless, tough, and has no emotions. She is relocated to a maximum-security prison where she meets someone from her past...and that someone is Percy Jackson. Now, she has to break him out of a prison, fly to Russia with long lost friends, to save one man who had been thought dead for years. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Blood Battles by Turtle1999 reviews
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS IS PART OF THIS STORY TOO. All your favorite characters from Percy Jackson and Harry Potter are going into the arena to fight eight witches and wizards, eight Demigods, and eight Muggles/Mortals. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/15/2011
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
A Game of Gods by Paladin of Farore reviews
Centuries after his death, Percy ascends to godhood to help the war-torn world. The great prophecy foretells the coming of a new hero to save the world. Katniss Everdeen. Seeing her fate, Percy sets out to guide her through the Hunger games to her destiny. BACK FROM HIATUS!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,956 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Percy J., Katniss E., Prim E., Peeta M.
Seasons of War by Khyron56 reviews
When Percy is murdered by a mysterious assassin, all of Olympus finds itself thrown into a war for the survival of not only themselves, but all life. But, how easy will that fight be when the enemy turns one of their best against them?... Extremely AU. Read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,758 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
When Training Sessions Go Wrong by i-am-foxface reviews
It's the 74th hunger games and the gamemakers are in for a surprise, this years tributes are insane! Marvel is a drama queen, Clove has a pet knife and Peeta thinks he is bread! I will be accepting suggestions for tributes, the weirder the better!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Seneca C., Plutarch H.
Good at Goode High by GothicNicoLuver reviews
Annabeth has just transfered to Goode High and is reunited with her bestie, Thalia. Along with academic troubles, Annabeth struggles to get her mind off the raven-haired green eyed guy she finds herself drooling over.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,706 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Katniss Reads Fanfiction by Gizzygirl reviews
Katniss and Peeta read Fanfiction, and Gale finds a new obsession. Characters are OOC, some a lot some a little. If you have an idea for the story, tell me!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,157 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Famous Last Words by HecateA reviews
If the blood is flowing, if their breaths are weezing, and their time coming: the last words of the main Heroes of Olympus and now Percy Jackson characters to Gaia, the ones around them, and anybody else in their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Feuding Worlds by toSempiternity reviews
When you mold together wizards, Greeks, and Romans, things are bound to turn out chaotic. Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter arrive just in time to participate in the Triwizard Tournament...well, let's just say that some things are best left undiscovered. / 5/25/14: Now being rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,825 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Harry P., Annabeth C.
Percy Meets Katniss by AsterousBabs reviews
Percy is the tribute from District4 and is told to protect Katniss. Katniss is a demigod, Peeta doesn't love her,and Annabeth is a Victor obsessed with Percy. What will happen between Percy and Katniss? Let the 74th Huger Games begin. OOC AU Percy/Katniss. Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,935 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Percy J., Katniss E.
Music, The Hunger Games Style! by mockingjayde reviews
Done out of pure boredom, this is a collection of songs, The Hunger Games style! ;D
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Katniss E.
Blessed by the Gods by Little Strawberry RiRin Chan reviews
Percy ended up in Camp half blood, but he didn't know who he is. When he ended up being claimed by Athena, he somehow knew that it was wrong. His memories seem wrong, and why does his half-sister Annabeth seem to hate him? And why did that mummy of an oracle go to him in the middle of the night? Oh great. Now the weapons of the big three are missing.And it's up to him to return it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,156 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
More than a Story by LuckySilver reviews
Chance and Tyler Jackson were your average high school students, until Mr. Brunner told them that stupid story. Now, they're left wondering: Who were Percy and Annabeth, exactly? And what do they have to do with Chance and Tyler? Most importantly, what happened to them? After all, people don't just vanish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Revenge of the Jelly Babies by MsMacBeth10 reviews
In which Sadie learns the hard way to never mess with a certain goddess named Neith.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sadie K. - Complete
The Alphabet According to Percy Jackson by Totally-Not-Addicted reviews
For every letter of the alphabet Percy will tell you what he thinks about something that starts with that letter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Percy J.
A Writer's Guide To: Making a Hunger Games Tribute by Wayward Magyar reviews
Have you ever stumbled upon a terrible tribute? Do you want to make your own tribute for the Hunger Games, but aren't sure where to start? Want to make a few changes or check your existing tribute? Stop inside and find out what makes a good tribute!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Other tributes
Quotes by LunaPadma reviews
Leo was not a believer in inspirational quotes. He literally once puked on a Hang In There calendar, which, in his defense, did feature kittens. That being said, Leo was a fan of quotes. A Typeface One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Leo V.
Drabbles of the Hunger Games by itsmahogany reviews
These are some song-fic like drabbles about different parings: romantic and not romantic. By definition, drabbles are 100 words, so I try to get as close as possible. Submit songs and parings!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Whatever It Takes by Xxxx4evaSummerxxxx reviews
"Smile" he whispered encouragingly. My lips trembled as I tried to smile. "Cheer up Cat" I shook my head no. "I will do whatever it takes bring back that beautiful smile" he promised. *Bat* one-shot
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
The Games Are Hungry by SadieDeth reviews
I threw myself and my friends into the arena, murder ensued.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Starting Small by LightIsTheKey14 reviews
This is a tale of the Districts of Panem. Real or Not Real? This story reviles the truth about the Districts before the revolt, opposing what the Capitol wants you to think. R&R rated for gore and attempted suicide
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Effie T.
The Art Of Waking Up Toph by ObnoxiousSpontaneousCombustion reviews
Katara attempting to wake Toph up at nine o'clock in the morning and the lengths she'll go to drag her out of bed. Humorous all-dialogue oneshot with mentions of Tokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Toph, Katara - Complete
The Mockingjay's Mischief: Song Spoofs by popgum99 reviews
OH NOEZ! The Mockingjay messed up 2012's music and made it all Panem-styled! Enjoy all these hopefully funny song spoofs! T cuz I'm paranoid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Mockingjay Patronus by avery-kane reviews
"It was the end of a generation, but the start of one thing: an era." One-shot/Katniss Everdeen & Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Katniss E. - Complete
Mr Panda by jason5-evah reviews
Do you want to know how Percy got his Panda Pillow pet? Click here and find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
A Day in the Life by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
President Snow is a horrible human being. What would a day in his life look like? Moreover, what would his LAST day look like? Someone in District Twelve knows the answer...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Pres. Snow
Be Careful What You Wish For, Lest You Get It by JMaire reviews
Post-Eclipse. Jacob should have thought before he wished.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Jacob - Complete
Rule This Way by Magick Tricks reviews
President Snow sings a song parody to show that he's not evil... He just rules this way.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Pres. Snow, Katniss E. - Complete
The Mary Sue Effect by Wynter Sora reviews
Camp Half-Blood is being invaded. Not by Greek monsters or Kronos's minions, but by Mary Sues. Gods help us all. Rated T for language, "character" bashing, and breaking the fourth wall.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
The Afterlife Of Rue, Distrct 11 by TylerOfDistrict2 reviews
What happens when we see what happens after a tribute dies? well anything after chapter one is before chapter one... T for future chapters, as close as possible to book s and movie to fill in some blanks
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Rue, Katniss E.
I Choose You by alixxblack reviews
Katniss is in the forest thinking she's going to die when a heavenly creature comes to her with awkward wisdom. She questions her sanity as she considers whether she should be with Peeta or Gale...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Luna L., Katniss E. - Complete
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
In Which there are Meaningful Life Lessons by SapphireSecret reviews
After years of hard work, I, SapphireSecret, have unearthed the hallowed and sagacious life lessons taught by the religious text Twilight and now share them with you all as my gift to the world. Warning: severe twilight bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
There Are No Words by your-face-the-granola-bar reviews
No words can describe this...It's just a really short one-shot about Rue's *real* death, involving many musical appearances! It's 2 AM. I'm sleep-deprived. I apologize in advance. I blame society. :
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
Hunger Games Parody! by TheUnicornCorral reviews
A collection of one-shot skits I wrote, for a parody of the Hunger Games...flames will make s'mores!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011
Hunger Bells Jingle Games by residentgryffindor reviews
a Hunger Games parody of Jingle Bells
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Rue If I Die Young by harrypotterfanforever247 reviews
Parody of I die young by the Band Perry
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
12 Districts of Christmas by Rukia Blood-Moon reviews
This is what happened at Christmas before the tributes left for the Hunger Games. Slight cursing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Other tributes, Marvel - Complete
It's Friday by Horch reviews
Just after the second Rebellion, Katniss and the others find a CD containing an extremely dangerous song from the past - Friday by Rebecca Black - that just might change their lives forever, for better or for worse. Not meant to offend Rebecca Black.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Reactions to Finding out you're a Demigod by The Queen of AWKWARD27 reviews
We've all seen it before. Mary-Sueish characters facing their first monster and killing it without any help and/or weapons. Here are some more realistic scenarios. Please Reveiw.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Failed Tribute Interviews with Caesar Flickerman by ShineTheTribute reviews
welcome to Failed Tribute Interviews with Caesar Flickerman here our motto is thank god that wasn't live! wait, the whole thing was broad casted!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Caesar F., Other tributes - Complete
The rise of Darkclan and Tigerclan by Thorntangle reviews
Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost take over the clans.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bramblestar, Hawkfrost
Ways to Annoy The Hunger Games Characters! by Iwasscreaming LONG LIVE reviews
Hey I was really bored and i had this idea so i wanted to write it! It might be funny, it might not, just read it its better than the summary!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Katniss E.
The Tale of Marie Susanne by AntiMarySue14 reviews
Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,645 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
What Happens when Katniss chooses Peeta by your-face-the-granola-bar reviews
Just a short dialogue I did for THG site. I think it's funny. Do you? The answer lies within the link! Click!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
Balance by fully dead now reviews
Enobaria doesn't always agree with the Capitol. But she has to if she wants to survive. It's different from my usual style. Parody because of why I wrote it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Enobaria - Complete
The Death of Katniss Everdeen! by JustGoingWithTheWind reviews
DEATH! This is a world where Rue won, and how Katniss died. Just a one-shot. Takes place in Chapter Seventeen of the first book.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
The Mockingjay Festival by Maxniss Everide reviews
Technically not a cross-over because other book characters don't really do much. It's between CF and mockingjay and everyone wants to celebrate. The HG characters have a singing contest to entertain the other book characters. rated T just in case.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,601 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Tik Tok Parody: The Hunger Games by ThisWolfHasWings reviews
Like the title suggests, this is a Tik Tok Parody, Hunger Games version. Just having fun. Rated K , cause whenever something includes Haymitch, it's rated K . XD. Enjoy. One-Shot, obviously.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Satiated Games: A Hunger Games Parody by iMelinda reviews
When I was in sixth grade, I wrote my own Hunger Games using members of my class. Names have been changed for privacy.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Katniss Everdeen: The Owner's Manual by TribalGirl reviews
This is just a short thing I did, an owner's manual for Katniss everdeen. Not really much. I didn't mention Gale or Peeta because that would turn the whole thing into a big mess. Like I said its not much but read it anyway! R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Katniss E.
Romance of an Unusual Sort by turtleducklings reviews
Adventure! Love! Explosions! Fruitcake! Vampires! Justin Bieber! Madge with an axe! This is no ordinary fluff romance, I assure you...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Things I Will Not Do In Hunger Games by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Crackfic! One of those "Things I Must Not Do" fics. Katniss finds fanfiction, Peeta's baking takes a turn for the unlawful, Gale gets an interesting future, and Haymitch gets a love life...that is, if you break these rules.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
My One Last Breath by Magick Tricks reviews
A serious, non funny song parody of Creed's "One Last Breath". Sung by Rue herself.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
A Different Type of Games by CompanyforMisery reviews
The future of the Hunger Games. With bits of Katniss/Marvel. Haha. Not really.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Funny Little Fruit by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
"Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese." Katniss, The Hunger Games, page 318.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
JillVAH! by Vera Amber reviews
My entry for the Kill Mary Sue! Contest. Basically, Max turns into an abyss of certain destruction whens she thinks Fang's almost-nearly making out with -cue theme song- JillVAH!. Rated T because of language. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Max - Complete
nothing is as it seems by turtleducklings reviews
"I'm not going to fight you, Rue."
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
That's Peculiar by Esso reviews
Yes, this is a parody. So, what if some things in the Hunger Games and Catching Fire are not quite the way we've been led to believe... Well, while bored in an AU waiting room, Finnick, Gale, Peeta, and Rue attempt to right this terrible wrong...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Ice Cream, Anybody? by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
A wacky story for the Kill MarySue! contest. Max and Fang are interviewing new characters for parts in Fang when things get...well, completely nutzo. Includes talkative bird kids, Red-haired Wonders, Candy Mountain angels, and more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
Tricks Before the Gamemakers by gethsemane342 reviews
CF spoilers! A 'what if' scenario about the people who would face the Gamemakers. Not intended to be taken seriously.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Plutarch H., Mags - Complete
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1st Hunger Games Writing Challenge Oneshot Entry reviews
Written for LoveDrunkPunky's "Reviews and Readers for Hunger Games fanfics" forum Humor one-shot Contest./ This story starts in the middle of an arena in the middle of nowhere, with the camera on a rather... Sparkly... Individual. He starts out with a bit of attempted purple prose... And it all goes downhill from there.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Crossing of Two Worlds ch1 reviews
Collab with The Ice that Burns the Fire./ When Maka and the gang get dropped in the middle of the 74th Hunger Games, there's no telling what chaos could-and will-arise. T for.. You know... Hunger Games.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2012
Ed Elric, Twipire killer reviews
Poor Ed is damned to becoming a Twipire. On the bright side, he uses his wits to gain valuable intel... Twilight bashing. Be warned. T for cursing and all that chiz. Title's basically a spoiler, but do I care? Naaaah.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Edward E., Edward
Who Knew? reviews
Who knew that a drunk, grief-stricken wizard could be the key to a whole different world? Who knew that there was another war raging on right underneath their noses? Who would have thought that they weren't the only ones to beat the odds? T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2012 - George W., Percy J.
The Good, The Stu, and The MarySue reviews
Three of the world's biggest fandoms have had enough. The main characters are going to war against the Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus! But all is not what it seems, and there is a traitor amongst the Mary-Sue killers... T to be safe. This is a parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012
So being Clever is against the Law now? reviews
Ida Eakins. Pureblood. It's her first year at Hogwarts, and she is already marked as Dark because of her blood status. What's going to happen when she's sorted into Slytherin? T for safety. Watch out world, Ida Eakins is alive and angry at stereotypes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - OC
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