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Joined 03-12-12, id: 3810537, Profile Updated: 10-14-15
Author has written 3 stories for Pride and Prejudice, White Collar, and Harry Potter.

So, I've been in the world of fan fiction for quite some time now, about three or four years give or take a few months. I'm terribly sorry if you liked one of my stories, because I am the world champion in procrastination, so you will have to bear with me. If you were wondering about one of my stories just check their status below, I'll update it whenever I am working on a new chapter:


I Carry Your Picture In My Wallet:

Next Chapter: 0% done

Status: Pending re-write. (I will finish this story someday in a not-so-distant future, but for now I am planning on taking down everything but the first two chapters and re-write the whole thing)

Next Update: Sometime in February


The Vermeer Job:

Next Chapter: 10% done

Status: Incomplete

Next Update: Sometime within the next two weeks


Harry Potter And The Disreputable History Of Leo Black:

Next Chapter: 100% done

Status: Incomplete. Only the first 20k words written

Next Update: Within the week.

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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Warlock's Quickening by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,790 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Complete
Icarus by Tsume Yuki reviews
To think he'd thought his life was stressful before. But after a run in with a dark artefact, 15 year old Sirius Black finds himself stumbling twenty years into the future, where nothing is right and no one seems able to fix anything. FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,751 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Cast The Little Prince by Tsume Yuki reviews
Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,411 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Harry P., Regulus B.
A Phantom Marooned by LordPugsy reviews
No one but Danny was suspicious when his English class was awarded an all-expenses paid cruise trip by an anonymous benefactor. Everyone but Danny thought it was bad luck when they became ship-wrecked on an island in the middle of nowhere. No one but Danny fully understood the dangers lurking in the trees. No one but Danny knew how much danger they were all in so far from home.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,303 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 13,903 - Follows: 5,277 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 8,276 - Follows: 9,083 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 7,894 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Larger Than Life by moonlightmusic reviews
The legend of Neal Caffrey.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Neal C. - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Ordinary Numbers by Kryptaria reviews
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. (Co-written with BootsnBlossoms.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,785 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Caffrey's El Number 1 by kalirush reviews
Neal forges a painting. Peter watches.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Sir Gwaine Tried to Win the Girl of His Dreams and Merlin Finally Realized That She Was In A Relationship. (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen; Lancelot/OC)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Write My Name On a Sidewalk and Hope It Stays by Lazy Stitch reviews
Modern day P&P. One summer spent at home instead of doing an internship at her college sends Elizabeth Bennet's world upside down. She meets Mr. Dreamy, Mr. Just-No, and Mr. Nightmare, and her family just isn't helping. Which role does Will Darcy play?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,345 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 182 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
That Time of Truth by hwc reviews
Prompt: Druids start to slowly come out of hiding, living their lives peacefully in the kingdom and even sending a diplomat or two to Camelot. While no one ever does reveal Merlin is Emrys, a lot of people start to talk about Emrys in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
To Tell a Tale by LeggyLulu reviews
"Arthur started it, he had practically dared him. Fine then. He would show them, he would show them all. They were about to get their socks blow off." In which Merlin tells a tale, and Arthur pays attention. Story time has never been this complicated..
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria reviews
In which Merlin gets to tell more of the truth than usual and still lies through his teeth the entire time, and Arthur presumes to know far better than Merlin about, well, everything.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hiking Vacation by Sakiku reviews
Alex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Letter Wars by WindStar reviews
After Alex moves to Italy, she and Neal keep in touch through letters. Only instead of heartfelt words, they're playing a game of 'one up.' And soon, there's a running bet going on who is going to win. Very fluffy, humorous, and light hearted.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8868 - Favs: 20,426 - Follows: 8,185 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
That One Time, With That Thing by LithiumDoll reviews
Pre-series, /those/ bonds: Neal's accidentally working for the mob, Kate is probably considering a new client list, Mozzie's waiting for The Man and The Man is a little more amused than it should be -- NOW COMPLETE
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4570 - Favs: 10,614 - Follows: 4,815 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Shawn, Gus, Mexico, and a Jewel Thief by Nixa Jane reviews
Gus doesn't know how he keeps ending up in Mexico.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Ancient History Deserves a Helmet by orchidvines reviews
Anne Elliot, professional pushover, freelance artist, and closet cynic is about to get her clean slate. If only a certain ex would agree to bury the hatchet. Or y'know, stop being such a douchebag . Persuasion, Modern-day! Rated T for language & completed
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 13,447 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
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Harry Potter and The Disreputable History of Leo Black reviews
In that moment Harry decided that this whole Master of Death business should have come with some sort of disclaimer. This was not at all what he'd imagined would happen when he decided to come back and save his parents. He should have gone back, stopped Voldemort a few decades earlier, and then lived happily ever after, not gotten stuck in the past masquerading as the newest Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Regulus B.
The Vermeer Job reviews
The FBI knew him as 20 year old Nick Halden, in for fraud, among other things. The thing was, he was 16 year old Neal Caffrey, and he was in over his head. His past finally catching up to him, Neal might need Peter's help, and that would mean confessing to more than he was up to. Paternal!Peter kid!Neal disclaimer: property of USA network & Jeff Eastin. R&R!
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,202 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie
I carry your picture in my wallet reviews
Modern day pride and Prejudice. Lizzy is open and cheerful, though reclutant to start dating again. Darcy is awkward and aloof, but he wants nothing more than to find THE ONE. Neither of them would recognise love, even if it punched them in the face...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012