Author has written 24 stories for Big Time Rush, Avatar: Last Airbender, and RENT.
Hello fellow fanfiction writers!
I am what used to be datsRUSHERiffic, and I have reincarnated into hortense-hears-a-who. (Much like how Snoop Lion is the apparent reincarnate of Bob Marley)
Back to the point.
I'm not going to say much about my personal life, but just to let you know, my OTP is Jarlos and I also ship Kogan, so that's all I will write about. Well, actually i'll tell you that every story I write has Jarlos incorporated in it somehow. Other ships (Kogan, Jendall, Kucy, Lomille, etc.) can be included in those stories.
Bleh I sound all formal today.
I hate being formal.
Sooo, yes, I will write about Jarlos SLASH (note how I capitalize slash) and I take requests. I've only written smut twice I think, and I feel like there's something wrong with the way I write it. Apparently it's really good, but eh, I dunno.
Excuse me for my lack of grammar and spelling skills. I can type preeettty well...ish, and I speak English perfectly...ish, but I still have a bunch weird typos and I word things wrong ALL THE TIME. So sorry about that. And while i'm at it, I should probably inform you that I won't update in a flash. I update within the month, I can tell you that. School has been pretty mean to me lately (surprise surprise).
Other things you may or may not want to know about me
I live in North Carolina, so whenever I go to Walmart there's always a bunch of Floridian tourists there.
Order from favorite to least favorite: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
I absolutely cannot stand Jatie or CarlosXJennifers...well, CarlosxJennifers is more of a dislike thing...I just really don't get Jatie. They really shouldn't be involved romantically.
deep breath* I'm a Rusher, Directioner, Lovatic, Jonatic, Potterhead, Whovian and I can't think of the fan names for all of this other shit I like so...
Um I like the Teen Titans, the Avengers (Iron Man to be exact...and Hawk Eye because he's my soul mate), Avatar: The Last Airbender (crossover fic coming soon!), Victorious, iCarly, The Vampire Diaries (URGGH DAMON I LOVE YOU), Batman, The Big Bang Theory, The Beatles, Baby Daddy, Austin & Ally, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Regular Show, Adventure Time (and pretty much everything Cartoon Network...I love old school CN), SNL, Modern Family, The Hunger Games, H20, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, The Middle, Modern Family, Once Upon A Time (Baelfire is adorable OHMYGOD), Star Wars, aaannnd I guess I'll add more when I remember the rest!
I'm Filipino...Filipino-American actually. I was born in Ohio, so, I'm actually not as exotic and interesting as you think i'd be.
In politics, I really like Obama and I really don't like Romney. What I find really funny is how 9,000,000 something people reblogged the tumblr post that said "mitt romney sucks pass it on", and that's almost the entire population of tumblr. Tells you a little something, huh?
Oh yeah, tumblr. Follow me? www.h0rtense-hears-a-wh0.tumblr.com
(it's actually tired-of-ur-schmidt now by the way)
Here's my list of spirit animals-
Ryan Higa/nigahiga-my wittle ADHD asian
Cole Sprouse/coletureconcept-you have developed into a wonderful human being cole, no one can tell you were ever famous
Dan Howell/danisnotonfire-you are literally ME in british teenage boy form and you and ryan higa are soul sisters
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