Author has written 23 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Teen Titans, Rise of the Guardians, Edward Scissorhands, X-Men: The Movie, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
Hello everyone! I'm not gonna do all that "I'm _ years old" and all that nonsense. I WILL say, however, that I am an obsessed fan of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Kuroko no Basket, Haikyuu!! and much more!
And if you look at my favorite stories, you'll find that I love humor! Love it love it love it!!! (And also smut lol)
If you don't like all the copy-paste things, skip straight to my stories.
Also, I always take mini- Hiatus's, especially when there is school and stuff. So don't be upset when I don't update within a week or two. I will apologize for that in advance, though.
Also, if you ever need someone to talk to, PM me! I'd be happy to talk, whether it's about fandoms or advice or whatever! You're always welcome!
FANFICTION'S VERY OWN UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those dumbass senators and representatives and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), gaaraofthefunk13 (USA), Brave Little Lion (Canada), TearsOnTheRiver(USA), TenebrisSagittarius (Mexico), youllbeinmyheart1997(USA)
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09/03/2015: Sorry for the major hiatus! I just finished high school and started college. I'll now try to update some old stories if I still have an interest in them, and write a whole bunch of new stories that fit my interests now!
06/22/2017: Wow, it sure has been a while! I just finished my second year of college and I'll be studying in Japan for the next year! I'll be updating:
The Femme Wrecker Season 1
Rung's Adventures with his Sparkling
Dark yet Bright
Secret of the Ooze with Liz
I'm also hoping to edit these fics to fit into my writing style now, so stay tuned!
Inspirational quotes(more to come):
"People who ignore health to pursue wealth usually end up losing both"-Joe Moore; May 14, 2012; KHON2 News at 6
"Imagination is more important than knowledge"-Albert Einstein
"Heroes are the ones who make the hard choices"-Ratchet; Transformers:Animated; Season 1 Episode 1 Part 2
"With great power, comes great responsibility" Spider-man
"May the seas part before you and the odds be ever in your favor."-Anonymous
"Do the best you can because the best is yet to come."-Anonymous
"To live is to die. To die is to live. Pure becomes impure. Impure becomes pure. Good becomes evil. Evil becomes good. Or does it?" -Kikyo, from Inuyasha.
"Love can touch us one time, and last for a lifetime."-Celine Dion, "My Heart Will Go On"
"Don't listen to them, cuz what do they know?"-Phil Collins, "You'll Be In My Heart"
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing."-Optimus Prime, Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."-Optimus Prime
"Sometimes, even the wisest of man and machine make mistakes."-Optimus Prime
"The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive." -Optimus Prime, Transformers (I've been looking for this quote everywhere!)
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing." Optimus Prime: Revenge of the Fallen
"Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on." Optimus Prime, Revenge of the Fallen
"There's leaders and followers. If you're neither, get out of the way, you're blocking the road."- my teacher
"What is right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right."-anonymous
"If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you sit there."-Will Rogers
"We cannot rise higher than our thought of ourselves."-Orison Sweet Marden
"The most courageous people aren't always the ones who win, but the ones who never give up"-Wolverine
"If you don't hear opportunity knocking, find another door."-Omar Peru
"And the trouble is, if you risk anything, you risk even more."-Erica Jong
"You are either the captive or the captain of your thoughts."-Denis Waitly
"I hear, I forget. I see, I remember. I do, I understand."-Chinese Proverb
"You can't possibly hit the ball if you're thinking of all the possible ways you can miss."
"There are three types of people in this world: people who make things happen, people who let things happen, and people who wonder, 'What happened?!'"- Mr. Tanabe
“I mean, if you love something very much, you’ve got to go easy with it, give it some room to move around. If you try to hold it tight like that, it’ll always try to get away.”-Harry Kronman's short story "The Tyranny of Love"
"If you love someone very, very badly, let them go free. If theycomes back to you, they're yours forever. If they don't, they were never yours to begin with."
"The truest love glows brighter, hotter and longer than any star. But, like the wind, it is only felt and heard, never seen."-Life is a Tree:Chapter 6 by Cyndi.
"There can be no true peace through tyranny."-Orion Pax; Transformers:Exodus
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."-Aristotle
"Choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second one."-Johnny Depp
Funny quotes(more to come):
"It's sad that your palate is so weak."
-Julie White; Iron Chef America: Battle Seaweed
Kup: Don't make hostile! I will use the universal greeting.
Hot Rod: Universal greeting?
Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. Bah weep grannah weep nini bong!
Hot Rod*whispers to Kup: Bah weep grannah weep nini bong?
Sharkticons: Bah weep grannah weep nini bong
Kup: See? The universal greeting works every time
-Kup and Hot Rod; Transformers: the Movie; 1986
Dinobots knock down the door to the Quintessons Chamber*
Slag: Excuse me!
-Slag; Transformers: the Movie; 1986
Optimus: So, where do we 'hang' this out?
Sari: You don't hang it out! You sleep in it! Only the first rule of a slumber party is...you don't sleep
Bulkhead: This Earth stuff is hard
-Transformers: Animated; Season 1 Episode 2
Bumblebee: Attention, Barnacle Monster! Come out with your hands above your...well, you don't have a head...but you get the idea
Prowl: Do you mind?
Bumblebee: What? Just trying to break the tension
-Transformers: Animated; Nature Calls
Ratchet(after running into the power lines): Whoa! That was tingly! Whoa... You gotta try that!
Ironhide(sarcastic): Yeah that looks like fun
Frenzy(after having his head cut in half): Oh, shit!
Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps! Where's your wallet?!
Lennox: Which pocket?!
Epps: My back pocket!!
Lennox: You got 10 back pockets!! *feeling all of Epps' back pockets*
Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Optimus Prime: You picked the wrong planet! Give me your FACE!
-Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Your finger. Move it or lose.
-Sonic the Hedgehog
Agent Fowler: Hey, you! You're out of uniform! Put on some pants!*faints*
Ratchet: That... may be a challenge.
-Transformers: Prime; Darkness Rising Part 5
Ratchet: Bulkhead! I needed that!
-Ratchet on a number of occasions
Michelangelo: Sounds weird when he says it.
Raphael: Sounds weird when you say it.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 TV Series- Trailer
Diego: I feel...tingly
Manny: Don't say that when you're next to me!
Diego: Not that kind of tingly!
-Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Jeff: The drive from the valley?
Peanut: Was bad as hell!
Peanut: Sucked like hell!
Peanut: Angry as hell!
Jeff: And you?
Peanut: Were scared as hell!
Jeff: Parking here?
Peanut: Sucked more like hell!
Peanut: We're in hell!
-Arguing With Myself
It's like the sugar plum fairy went up to you and went pow! *mimes punching someone in the face*
-My band director, telling the trumpets to play pianissimo(super quiet) when they were playing fortissimo(super loud). It was hilarious! And then, my best friend literally punched my other best friend in the face... Idiots. But I love them anyway!
C.K.: Biggest f*@$ you moment ever: In the last chapter of 'Harry Potter', Harry wakes up underneath the stairs.
J.P.: and in the authors notes, there a picture of J.K Rowling going like this-*flipping the bird*-and it says, "I did it for the money!"
-my friends again
Sherlock: He's Lucy with a football. You're Charlie Brown!
Mycroft: For once, can you two act like grown ups?
John: We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope for it.
-Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia
Sherlock: You took your time.
John: Yeah, I didn't do the shopping.
Sherlock: Why not?
John: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and pin machine!
Sherlock: You had a row with a machine?
John: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse.
-Sherlock: The Blind Banker
Sherlock: What's with this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me.
Lestrade: Yeah, it's for shock.
Sherlock: I'm not in shock!
Lestrade: Yeah, we'll some the guys want to take photographs.
-Sherlock: A Study in Pink
Sherlock: Punch me in the face.
John: Punch you?
Sherlock: Yes, in the face, didn't you hear me?
John: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're talking, but it's usually subtexts.
-Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia?
Sherlock: I need to get some air, we're going out tonight.
John: Actually, I ah... Got a date.
Sherlock: A what?
John: It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun?
Sherlock:...that's what I was suggesting.
John: No it wasn't... At least, I hope not.
-Sherlock: The Blind Banker
John: *opens the fridge, only to see a dismembered head. He closes the fridge and leans against it* Its a head... A severed head?!(shouts to Sherlock, who is lying on the couch)
Sherlock: Just tea for me, thanks.
-Sherlock: The Great Game
John Watson: You don’t have a girlfriend, then?
Sherlock Holmes: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John Watson: Oh right then. [pause] Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way—
Sherlock Holmes: I know it’s fine.
John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m—
John Watson: No—
Sherlock Holmes:—really not looking for anyone—
John Watson: No. I’m not asking-no. I was just saying. It’s all fine.
Sherlock Holmes: Good. Thank you.
-Sherlock: A Study in Pink
"I know my ideas are best because otherwise I'd kill them."-Russia from Hetalia.
"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"-Switzerland from Hetalia(Pretty violent for someone who won a peace prize...)
"I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape."-Germany from Hetalia.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!"-Switzerland from Hetalia(reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist).
"Bring on the fire, bring on the hell... set everything ablaze so that no trace remains..."-England from Hetalia(Ok...*backs up slowly*)
"I'll express how angry I am with this piano."-Austria from Hetalia(...no comment)
A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Smile. It scares people.
What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.
Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.
I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
Your a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
I did not slap you, I just high-fived your face.
I know who I am... your approval is not needed.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A besti friend is for life.
I miss my best friend...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
BREAKDOWN MEMORIAL(I didn't write this)
B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.
R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.
E is for Energon, yours, which was spilled by the servos of Arachnid.
A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wrecker Bulkhead that you hated so much.
K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance.
D is for Deus Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkheads butt.
O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of M.E.CH., which made you more attractive.
W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.
N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you.
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE AND MISS BREAKDOWN!!!!
My quiz results for "Which Transformers Animated Character Are You?" by Kiryugoji on QuizFarm.
You are ULTRA MAGNUS, leader of the Elite Guard.
Overall, a good result! Thank Primus Sentinel Prime was at the bottom, or else I would've gone crazy! Ultra Magnus is awesome! That's why he's called 'ULTRA Magnus'! Soundwave, Prowl, and Blitzwing are awesome, too!