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Joined 05-07-03, id: 381319
Author has written 5 stories for Simpsons, Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.

Because out-of-date profiles are so yesterday~.

Me = Small, British, Female. Tends more towards oneshots than multichapters. Doesn't write much.

My Fics = Well, I'm not the person to tell you, my low opinion of everything I do will make me say "_ IS CRAP"even if you might like it. So make up your own mind about them~. Most of the stuff currently up is very early work - see note at the bottom of the profile.

My Fandoms:

@ Kingdom Hearts I/II
@ Metal Gear Solid 1/2/3
@ Final Fantasy VII/AC
@ Final Fantasy X/X-2
@ Tales of Symphonia
@ Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
@ Pheonix Wright 1
@ The Simpsons/Futurama
@ Black Books

It's an ever-growing list - people keep making my play things and read things and thrice-damned RPs making me want to play things and read things and. Yes. XD

I don't write much (hoping to change that), but I hope you like what I DO have the courage to put up on here.

The Hyper, The Spikey and the Manic-Depressant and A Vampy Vacation are on a semi-permenant hiatus. (Not that I really need to announce that, after they haven't been updated in four years...) Someday I might go back and rewrite them, but right now they're dead weight that I'll leave up 'cause I know some people like them.

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Where the Sea and City Meet by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Castiel risked his life by going back to 1982 to get Dean's Christmas gift, and all Dean got him was a coat.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Godsent, Regrettably by SilverKnight reviews
Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Alternate Earth: Season Two by A. Nonymous III esq reviews
After the grand finale of the first season, Rachel and Laura return back home, but with little expectance the entire crew would be here. As difficult as it was living in the FF7 world, can the Cloud, Tifa, and the rest survive normal living to us,that is?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 147,535 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004
Technologic by Nephthy-san reviews
Vincent gets a cell phone…question is: can he use it?[post AC]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Vincent V.
The CLOUD Owner's Manual and Maintenance Guide by Akari Shinju reviews
Thank you for purchasing a CLOUD. Please read this guide to avoid any mishaps. Though with a CLOUD, you can never tell...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Cloud S. - Complete
Switchin' by Shadow Shi13 reviews
What I think would happen if Tifa and Vincent somehow switched bodies without knowing. The strange and unusual adventure of learning about yourself, your friends, and how to be a professional gunslinger without actually being a professional gunslinger.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,064 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
Where is my puppet? by Winged Shinobi reviews
A poem dictated by Sephiroth. He is searching for his puppet, and runs into...er...people during his search. Based of the poem in Terry Pratchet's novel, THUD! AC Version is up. May contain spoilers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Watch Duty Sucks! by Z.A.G reviews
Quick fic. A fic about how Yuffie handles having watch duty with Cloud. Energetic vs. calm. Sarcasm meets Mr. Serious. The brat vs. The Leader. Mischief fought by wits. How will these two fair throughout the night? Poor, poor Cloud.I pity him, somewhat.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,349 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Yuffie K., Cloud S.
Beyond The Abyss by sophswarb reviews
Crossover with Buffy. What lies beyond the abyss? Can the Charmed ones save Buffy and co from the terrible fate that awaits them? Read to find out.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005
A Yarn of Seymour's Ordeal by Silver Whirl reviews
While Yuna is gone, Seymour shows up... again... and is defeated... again. However, no summoner means no sending, so Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron must keep Seymour with them until they find Yuna. First attempt at a story. Kinda silly. Behold the alte
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,949 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Tifa's Bogus Journey by s'C'urvy 'K'at reviews
Tifa has finally taken all she can stand with all of the fanfic cliches she has to face. Now, in her desire to 'mix it up a bit', she cuts a swath of terror and destruction through all genres, and no overused idea is safe. Up now: The Evil Tifa ARF Clich
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Tifa L.
Change! by Laer Aerlinn reviews
It all started with a simple trip to Djose Temple to see Gippal, but now Rikku finds herself stuck in Gippal’s body while Gippal is in hers! [COMPLETE]
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,455 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Penning by Verdot reviews
[Myth and Legend side story]Tifa tries to write a letter, but ends up discovering her untalent as a tattoo artist, much to Vincent's amusement. Shamelessly fluffly. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Tifa L., Vincent V. - Complete
Chorophobia by Verdot reviews
[FINISHED] Dancing. A silly thing to fear... Each member of the cast discovers their own reasons for dancing. Finally: The Observer. That which exists outside of time, only can observe it. A resolution or two and some surprises.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,807 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
The Succession of Chapters: A Turk Story by Welfare Twins reviews
Just one of many interperetations of the innner working of the turks. Having read this and not wishing to kill yourself, please let me know!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005
Party City: Midgar by Morrigan the Nightmare Queen reviews
Once a karaoke fic, now a series. Episode two, the long-awaited Halloween party, is here! Warning: gratuitous sarcasm and no plot to speak of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2002
The World's Most Realistic Aurikku Fic by Galaxy Girl reviews
At last, assorted fanpeoples! We will finally get to see how it would be if Auron and Rikku were actually a plausible, REAL-LIVE CANON COUPLE! (Not for Aurikku fans. Flames happily accepted.)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004
Alternate Earth by A. Nonymous III esq reviews
REVISED: It's the beginning of the first part (there are 2 so far), and it's just Laura and Rachel, trying to write a decent fanfiction,until after some freak, unknown incident launches them into their own story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 140,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
Simpsons in Labyrinth by Snowpixie81 reviews
COMPLETE! Homer and Bart, who have been left the responsibility of babysitting Maggie, wish her away to the Labyrinth. Now, they have thirteen hours to get her back before Marge finds out what they have done. Please read and review.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,503 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Frinky Friday by Dead Composer reviews
Professor Frink offers Bart and Lisa a million dollars if they switch bodies for a month.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Dra Teyno uv Rikku by Quirky Rikku reviews
The Diary of Rikku, entirely written in Al Bhed! Eventually, when she begins her Journey with Tidus and crew, she will learn some Spiran, so it wont all be totally Al Bhed for long!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Could this be love? Probably not by JestaAriadne reviews
Chapter 3 UP! TiVi? er, AerVi? ...RufTi? You asked, you got it! Will they find true love? Will Reno EVER be sober? ...And what the heck is up with Tifa today?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Tifa L., Yuffie K., Reno, Elena
Limit Break by Sabriel41 reviews
Mary Sues... unfounded relationships... implausible love stories... Too much for the average onewinged angel? Sephiroth rants. Lyrically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Sephiroth - Complete
Midgar High School! by Gaian Skylord reviews
What if the main characters from your favorite video game were your teachers! Imagine, if you will, the Bloodthirsty Sephiroth... AN ART TEACHER! What idiotic things will happen in each of their classes! Will anyone learn anything! CHAPTER 5 UP!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002
And that's how it really happened by Suicidalkangaroo reviews
This is my first fic. It's the first book (soon to be the first and second book...all 4 eventually) from the moscovitz's POV. The first chapter is all of the moscovitzes, then I switch to just Michael (all of them were getting hectic) R/R!PLEASE!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
This is NOT Dream Material! by OceanChild reviews
Artemis and Co. have retrieved their memories- but Holly- well... THIS STORY IS BACK! A CLASSIC BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,948 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003
Chance by JestaAriadne reviews
A Yuffie monologue on that notorious date at the Golden Saucer. Something original, at least...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
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Love Is An Equation reviews
[CidShera] Shera muses on the Captain and her mixedup feelings for him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Cid H. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes reviews
[He made me feel...like I had a heart.] Roxas can only watch as Axel's final moments pass.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Heart Wants What It Wants reviews
Old:: Valentine's Day fic. It's Valentine's Day in the FF7 world. Feelings are revealed, love, sap and fluff everywhere. CxY, TxV.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
The Hyper, The Spikey and the Manicdepressant reviews
CloYu Yuffie enlists Cloud's help in lightening Vincent up. Cloud, However, is none to willing. What'll Yuffie do? Read to find out! ::OLD FIC. HIATUS::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Cloud S., Yuffie K.
A Vampy Vacation reviews
The Simpsons meet Buffy the winning combination! ::OLD FIC. HIATUS::
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003