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Joined 03-13-12, id: 3814740, Profile Updated: 04-02-13
Author has written 2 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, and Bleach.

Name: Hyde

Gender: Female ( so don't call me an it)

Location: Some state with bad politicians. If you happen upon it though check out the hamburger horseshoes.

Sorry there's a lot of stuff on here but I'd like you to read it.

I just want to let readers know that I have no issues really with keeping interest in a story, I just have very little to no expeirence writing a multi-chapter story... Sorry. Please continue to check out my profile because I will post a bunch of stuff that could be very important to you, I hope, also just to avoid author's notes because if you haven't figured it out yet, I am sort of a novice at this. I would love to be friends with you and I'm not as crazy as everyone says... probably O.o

Likes: Anime ( I don't watch a lot though), Manga, Action Movies, Music (it's more of an unhealthy obssesion), Cupcakes, Peanut butter & chocolate, Avoiding homework, being a smarta*%s (this will probably mean I will offend you in some way)

Dislikes: Oranges, Tomatoes, Geese, People who think people are fake

Hobbies: Reading, Drawing, Writing, Starring at the Sky, Swimming, Cooking/Baking, Listening to music, Experimenting on my hair, saying highly rude comments to myself while watching YouTube videos

Favorite TV Shows: 21 Jump Street, Angel, Bones, NCIS

Favorite Manga: Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, D. Grayman, Ao no Exorcist, Nurarihyon no Mago, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Lover's Doll, Love Neko, Shuumatsu no Laughter

Favorite Anime/Drama: Zetman, Yamitere Pastierre, Nurarihyon no Mago, Sword Art Online, K, Holyland

Favorite Animals: Pandas, Cats, Ferrets, Coffee Prince,

Favorite Bands: Queen, Lucky Boys Confusion, Three Days Grace, Black Veil Brides, Falling in Reverse

Favorite Quotes (I will be constantly adding more to this and decided to sort it by book/source):

"If you mess with my friend, I will personally feed you to a great white shark." - Percy Jackson, Mark of Athena

"Close only counts in horseshoes and nuclear weapons." - Ostin, Michael Vey: The Prisoner of Cell 25

"I'll be back and I'll beat you up." - Rurouni Kenshin

"What's mine, is mine. What's yours, is also mine." - Rurouni Kenshin

" 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' 'What if my neighbor is an imbecile?' 'Then love his wife.' " - Toshishita no Ryuugi

Saving June:

"Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." TRANSLATION - Don't let the bastards grind you down. The book called it bastardized Latin.

"Google is SO my bitch."

"Bondage is simply a hobby of mine."- Kichiku Megane

Fanfiction (There is a lot):

"I once hijacked a crane and tossed a drug lab into the ocean. If only I stopped and thought about the fish... I wonder how many of them had to go to rehab because of that? The fish interventions alone must have been numerous to say the least... The families I must have torn apart." - Alex Rider, Between a Rock and a Hard Place

"I didn't knock Shiro out. I simply tripped him and he crashed face first into the side of one of these buildings. Very forcefully." - Zangetsu, Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy

"You knew I was gay? Yumi, you're more camper than a Christmas tree with lights and a f*$%#!g rainbow." - Ichigo, Sleepover to Hell

"Ichigo looked like a kid caught shaving a neighbor's cat. With a flamethrower." - The First Gaurdiann

" 'For the love of Thor, Zeus, and Izanagi! I'm such an idiot!' 'It only took you fifteen years to realize it.' " - Zangetsu and Ichigo, The First Guardian

"Just the sound of me about to smash my face against a building." - Zangetsu, The First Guardian

"Don't be a donkey. Unicorns are cooler!" - Sam, A New Reality in Directions

Requests: I totally am willing to do requests, I will let you know through pming if I am able to write the requested work. .No Ichi/Hime under ANY circumstances.

Possible Works: Once the two current ones are complete I will start another. Oneshots will be posted randomly. Everything is listed with its working title and they are subject to change. Readers may put input in the priority of upcoming works.

1. Stained: A Prequel to Bleach - Revolves around Isshin and his experience in Soul Society. It's a Shino Academay fic that should be very different from all the other ones. Ichigo will be mentioned and this is an Isshin/Masaki fic. This was actually supposed to be written before iHeart Geeks. Is in heavy consideration for being scratched.

2. Neon - This is a sequel to Beige, my second favorite book. If you haven't read it you should especially if you're reading iHeart Geeks. This is still a very rough concept and may be scratched

3. Smooth Criminal - This is a oneshot that I have been working on for awhile for Bleach. It revolves around Gin and takes place in Harlem. This is a horror story and is going to be rated M for a reason. This will probably be published soon.

4. Library Detention - A Grimm/Ichi oneshot that is mostly just for me practicing citrusy things, but it is esentially a nice concept so it will be publsihed. Still rough and may take awhile to published. Subject to change and being scratched.

5. Tattoo Parlor - Another Grimm/Ichi fic that is planned to be a multi-chapter. This is still a very loose idea and is subject to change. Is probably at the bottom of the pile for publishing.

6. Dr. Kuro and Mr. Shiro - The Bleach version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Is in very rough concept and is subject to change and being scratched. Will take place in England and will be a multi-chapter. Quite possibly Shiro/Ichi depending on plot development

7. A House Divided - a Bleach fic revolving around Hollow Ichigo during the Xcution arc. Oneshot.

8. Crimson Snow - A rewrite of Bleach revolving around Rukia. Is an Ichi/ruki multi-chapter.

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It All Started With A Popsicle by GrimmKurosaki reviews
CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK Rated T for language and hints of yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Consulting Coffee by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
A Sherlock AU in which tattoo artist John is introduced to a socially-inept deductive genius in a coffee house. We'll see how it goes from there. Tattooartist!John and Punk!Sherlock. M/M, friendship to romance. Johnlock, Mystrade, possible other pairings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Defense by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
Ichihichi; After the events of Rukia's near-execution, Ichigo gets to know his Hollow. One night, his father finds Hichigo in Ichigo's room and nearly kills him before questioning his son about his son's lookalike. Through more twists and turns, Shinigami and Hollow, it seems as though Ichigo and his Hollow are always having to come to each other's Defense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,004 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo]
Comics & Condoms by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
In which Grimmjow the cosplaying comic book nerd meets Ichigo the eccentric manga artist. Nerd love at first site. It's pretty much crack. Eh. I'm not apologizing. AU, yaoi, swearing, happy fun times of the naked variety. A late birthday present for Racey!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Tabby and Tortoiseshell by sbdrag reviews
Due to some random Arrancar chick, Ichigo and Grimmjow are cursed. During the day, Grimmjow is a cat. For one hour at dusk, he and Ichigo are both cats. Then, for the night, Ichigo is a cat. But at dwan, for one hour, they are both in their normal forms. And, according to Urahara, the only solution is for them to fall in love. So, nothing to worry about. ... right? Mfor la
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,344 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Don't Drop The Soap by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Happiness is Never Easy by punkcactus reviews
Ichigo had broken all three of those rules. Because he had, in fact, fallen in love with the blue haired bastard that was currently snuggling up to him as he most likely dreamt dreams of blood and gore and madness. And he couldn't just take it back. One-shot. OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Rise of the Black Dragon by jadetiger27 reviews
A long time ago, Kuroi Ryuu and Shiroi Tora ruled life and death equally. But now, given an opportunity, Shiroi Tora is going to try to change that. Ichigo, with his newly regained powers, has been requested to help find and protect Kuroi Ryuu before Shiroi Tora can destroy him and death itself. But if they do uncover Kuroi Ryuu, can they handle what they find in time?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,233 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ichigo K.
A Song by ern-jaeger reviews
His old, long-forgotten guitar becomes Ichigo's only friend after Rukia leaves him behind. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
R & R by Shazmina reviews
Ichigo is a virgin in his twenties. His friends drag him to a unique rave called Rape Rave to get him laid. With futile attempts at leaving this rave Icihgo meets a man named Grimmjow and is in for a night of either torment or pure pleasure. Yaoi/Pure fucking smut/Boy freaking love/Boy sex people/do I seriously need to go on/ oneshot/kind of disturbing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
A Passing Grade by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Middle school math teacher Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't tolerate cheating. He holds a parent-teacher conference in which he meets an extremely attractive, single, blue-haired devil dad. AU Two-shot for my love, Racey. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Ichigo and the Shinigami Academy by Namikaze Holly reviews
Repost, edited. Future-fic. Ichiruki. Ichigo has died. However, as he is still technically only a subsitute shinigami, he is forced to attend the Shinigami Academy, all while keeping his identity secret. This is going to be fun.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Naturalist by Vaerin7 reviews
Ichigo has been having strange dreams of a white panther, so when the young artist learns of such a legend he goes after it. In the middle of the jungle, will he be safe from the panther god he dreams of? And what causes these dreams that draw him?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,556 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Arrangement by Vaerin7 reviews
Ichigo celebrates in Vegas with friends, but Rangiku spikes his drinks. When he wakes married to a famous actor he's never liked, he finds both were victims of Ulquiorra's planning. Unable to get an annulment, with Ichi survive this marriage or go nuts?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Musings by Namikaze Artemis reviews
Ichigo's hiding more than one would think... and Rukia's in denial. In other words, it's a typical day.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fear Of Storms by Wolven-1 reviews
Daisuke and Hiwatari! LOVES them! This was on my old account but now on my knew one! Hiwatari has a fear and Daisuke knows what it is! WARNING YAOI LEMON!
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Draw Me 2 Life by Racey reviews
Ichigo is a successful mangaka. One day, he receives a seemingly harmless sketchbook and takes it home. Inspiration strikes and he has the urge to create a new character. He didn't expect it to be literally, though. AU, yaoi, swearing. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Eye For An Eye, Kurosaki by Racey reviews
Grimmjow turned to face Ichigo, "Ya know what I want, 'cuz it's the same thing you want. 'Cept, I'm willin' to go a 'lil further for mine," he murmured, leaning closer to brush his lips across Ichigo's reddened ear. Oneshot, AU, yaoi. Ichi/Grimm
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Monster Mads reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Rauwrtsch reviews
Dark and Krad are getting sick of their tamers complaining how they'll never be together, complaining about the unrequited love, so they come up with a sneaky little plan.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
All Kinds of Trouble by Troublesque reviews
Orihime is invited for a weekend retreat with Tatsuki. Not wanting to leave her cat alone, she calls up her best friend to help her while she's out relaxing. Now Ichigo's stuck with a moody feline and a break-in in his apartment. Um, where'd the cat go?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Secret Student by Sephy-Chan reviews
Ichigo wakes up at the Shinigami Academy, he has to graduate if he wants to go back home, there is one condition though, no one may find out that he is a ‘hero’ from the Arrancar war. Can he graduate before the students find out his real identity?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,276 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
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The Family History reviews
Rukia is bored and decides to sift through Ichigo's closet and look what she finds! An old family photo album! But, what's this? Ichigo's family history is a lot more complicated than anyone could have imagined... Warnings: slight OOCness, slight AU, implied Kenshin/Karou, possible Ichi/Ruki
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kenshin, Ichigo K.
iHeart Geeks reviews
Hinamori Momo is the lead singer of the popular undergroound band, Black Collar Society and known for her crazy personality. But, at school she's known as the stuttering geek! How long will Momo be able to keep her secret? Hitsu/Hina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya