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Joined 05-07-03, id: 381578
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

I'm back! I seem to have taken a loooooong break from writing fanfiction (what could I have been thinking? geez.), but recent events (i.e., everyone I mention fanfiction to has been begging me to start writing again) have led me to resume writing. Expect updates to all ongoing stories as well as several new stories hitherto seen only by the select few (i.e., my sister)!

(looks at existing fanfics) Whoa boy. Last time I updated was two years ago? I've got some serious work ahead of me...

(I'll try to have everything I wrote back then but never posted up quickly. I'll warn you all when I start posting freshly-written stuff, so you can see if my writing style has changed at all over the years) (and that would be assuming i figure out why i'm having trouble uploading stuff. grrr.) Problem solved! Well, not solved, but it stopped being a problem. Now I have no excuses, must write!

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Conquest of Middleearth, Take 2 reviews
All right, so I didn't take over the world last time I tried. Why? Because I made stupid mistakes. But I'm back, and I'll go to any lengths to see that this time, I cannot fail!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Sauron
What Was That Title? reviews
A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Harry P.
Fellowship of the RingRingRing reviews
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Twelve Days of Middle Earth reviews
Based on the popular Christmas song, every day something new gets added to the story. What do you get when you put the one ring, the fellowship, and a whole bunch of orcs in one room? Utter chaos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003
The Chamber of Gryffindor reviews
Godric Gryffindor discovered Salazar Slytherin's secret. Now, Harry Potter must find Gryffindor's chamber to save the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete