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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Survival of the Species by Hannurdock reviews
SLASH, gender switching. Mikey has a shock.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Complete
Sky on Fire I: Slow Burn by Killaurey reviews
AU after the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Inocentric. Shikamaru didn’t choose her for the mission because she was weak. Furious at him, and at herself, Ino decided to change that – but sometimes change is a bumpy road to walk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,632 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Tiger Hunt by X-parrot reviews
A rainy night, an unexpected threat, a desperate crew. And Zoro has never been so lost.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,435 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Zoro - Complete
Saving Grace by Minnionette reviews
Trapped in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission's disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabotage, and scientific experiments do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,049 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Further Misadventures of the Mentally Unstable by Melodist reviews
The wackiness continues as Austin's old life begins to catch up with her. Can the guys keep her safe from the demons in her past, and more importantly... from herself?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2005
Double Edged Beauty by DragonStorm85 reviews
One-shot collection. See the world through the eyes of the most overlooked kunoichi of Konoha, Tenten. Monthly themes involving the weapon goddess for the ten squared community on LJ.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,407 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Tenten
Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
Roots by Lotos-Eater reviews
[NejiTen, Futurefic] His mother is one of the best kunoichi in Konoha. His father is a mystery. What kind of ninja he will become remains to be seen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,964 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Wild Ride by Sass Master reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! For real this time. When there's not enough room in the buggy, Tifa has to sit on Vincent's lap...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,455 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5214 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Descent by Cyberwolf reviews
And this is how they fall. [chapter 5, Daring]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Kakashi Unmasked by xtranew reviews
A chance encounter after a botched up mission leads to a series of unforeseen consequences. MPreg, ItaKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
after a while by arabesque05 reviews
[Team Seven][Oneshot] 'So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.' Sakura and fairy tales, and memories and faith and angst, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shift by desolate butterfly reviews
[ShikaIno, drabble] Shikamaru gets what he wants, except when he doesn't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Camaraderie by Erithil reviews
Kakashi overtaxed himself on a mission. But he refused to go to the hospital because it’s Tuesday and he always met Iruka for dinner on Tuesdays. A Kakashi & Iruka friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
In the Space Between Heartbeats by Goldberry reviews
You can live and die in it, be lost and found, fall or fly. [Team Gai, Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Being Yamanaka Ino by Dustbunny3 reviews
[One-shot][Gen] A string of drabbles on the Laws of Being Yamanaka Ino. Edited to fix some formatting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Unpainted Dreams by Starriecat reviews
She tried to paint pictures with her metal, to dictate scenes imagined in her mind like calculated dreams. But no matter how many times she tried, his smile was a dream left unpainted. Nejiten Drabble Series
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Every You Every Me by Direa reviews
“This can’t happen again.” She said, not for the first time. sasusaku? kakasaku?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
And That Was That by Direa reviews
A good man isn't easy to find for Haruno Sakura. There are a lot of frogs to kiss along the way. Future kakasaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Marrying Peace by Siriuslyblacked reviews
Arranged marriage, peace based off a relationship. Will it work? Or has each village sealed their fate of forbidding war. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sacrifice by vampirepenguin reviews
Sasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
HumptyDumpty by See Saw reviews
While raiding a town, Sanji gets separated and trapped within the not-so-pirate-friendly town. Now the race is on to get him out before anything worse happens to him.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005
Quickies by Sherry Marie reviews
OP YAOI drabbles. Mostly ZxS, but other pairings are starting to make appearances.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/11/2004
Shiver by Rapha7 reviews
Sanji finds Zoro in a curious predicament and decides to help. ZoroxSanji. Yaoi. Explicit situations. Rating M.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Festivals by Cyberwolf reviews
[challengefic] Sometimes, Tenten remembers the festivals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Fourth Isn't So Bad by DragonStorm85 reviews
One-shot. Tenten reflects on her disadvantages and stengths in the seemingly bias ranking system of Konoha. She may not have a bloodline limit or be the student of a lengendary kunoichi, but she's still one tough girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Hana by tracy-kins reviews
Sakura's the flower, but Ino is the one who knows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2005
Shadows of Grey by EEevee reviews
[challenge fic] Shikamaru runs into someone he had all but forgotten and for good reason. However, opinions can be changed, even if it is troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U.
Hiatus by Aryanne reviews
It's old news. Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru and Ino. Yeah. It's old news. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misadventures of the Mentally Unstable by Melodist reviews
Complete! A drunk and seemingly insane woman somehow manages to find herself in the company of four large, intelligent turtles. Is it just another hallucination, or could these creatures actually be real?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,893 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
John Constantine: Demon hunter, Bad Ass, Idiot by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Even a bad ass needs to learn to lock his door.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
Bound & Determined by X-parrot reviews
Jim and Blair — er, Starsky and Hutch — er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,719 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Between Friends by Skymouth reviews
Raphael and April are left in a hopeless situation. Defenses come down on both sides and, well, one thing leads to another--- My first TMNT fic. RaphApril
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Raphael, April O'Neil
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Silence by Alden-san reviews
There is a room in Ino's house that is perfectly silent...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Sakura wondered if He was strong enough for Her reviews
Konoha has triumphed in the war. The cleanup detail is coming for Sasuke. She is ready.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The possum reviews
a kakashisakura fiction about sakura being a badass. finally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
He found Kiba in a bar reviews
He finally found Kiba sitting by himself in a dirty, smokey bar...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hermione starts to wander reviews
It started so innocent and turned into the most sinful love story to rock the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
CHRISTMAS! with LEE! reviews
Tenten goes to work to find a very Christmas-y ANBU office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
The White Wolf reviews
It was a white wolf, vicious to its prey, beautiful white in its intensity.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Pirates reviews
Captain Uchiha is drawn into a conspiracy to overthrow the noble house, Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Oranges reviews
ANBU waiting room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Laughed Finally
He was the most sane, and it was so ironic he had to hold his sides to keep himself from splitting with laughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He could not stand to look reviews
He could not stand to see the life in her death.WARNING::Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.