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Joined 03-14-12, id: 3816455, Profile Updated: 10-12-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, To Kill a Mockingbird, Mortal Instruments, Twilight, and Hunger Games.

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"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday."

"Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people..."

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking."

"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it."

"I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid."

"It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good."

"I'm not as dumb as you look."

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Sarcasm is one more service we offer."

"If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people."

"When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it."

"If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."

"I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

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Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Monty Python's Twelve Days of Christmas by ShesNotTrappedInWonderland reviews
Yup, I went there.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
The Knights of Ni Handbook for the Squires of Ni by studentofwords reviews
This is something I wrote a few years ago. I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Please review!
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Unwritten Past by Lexi Gregory reviews
Hermione was sent back in time to 1977 to find out more information about the horcruxes and try to help a future Death Eater onto the path he was meant to go. Although when you are dealing with the past unexpected things are bound to happen, and feeling s
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Hermione G.
Padfoot Wants Pringles by Mauve Lipgloss reviews
Sirius wakes up one morning hungry, and can't find his beloved Pringles. He leaves to go to the store to get some, and runs into a small problem...they don't have any. So begin the journey for Pringles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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A Whole New World reviews
When Clary makes a portal to the demon realms things go wrong and she ends up in the world of King Arthur.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Alec L., Clary F.
Percy Jackson vs The Hunger Games debate reviews
As the title suggests.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
Proud to be a Potter Fan reviews
Remix of "Proud to be an American" for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Piper McLean reviews
There aren't very many strong female characters in modern literature. But Piper is one. An essay. She is a character from the Heroes of Olympus series, which is a sister series to the Percy Jackson series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Piper M. - Complete
The Power of Words
An essay about the power words have over the characters in this book.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
166 Movie Inaccuracies for Percy Jackson reviews
This film got so much wrong and the book was so good. Comment if you have any that I missed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter vs Twilight debate reviews
As the title suggests.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Potter vs Twilight jokes and opinions reviews
Just as the title suggests.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
Hermione Granger reviews
Hermione's version of Harry Potter. I wrote most from the book, but had to adapt some to fit Hermione. Depending on your comments I may or may not publish more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G.
Letter to a NonPotter Fan reviews
This is a letter to someone who hasn't read about Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
I Have a Wand reviews
"I Have a Dream" by Abba remixed for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
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