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Joined 03-14-12, id: 3817355, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
Author has written 12 stories for Sherlock.

You will find on this page the Sherlock fanfiction stories I have completed or am presently working on. They belong to various genres, so you may not like all of them, but there is a chance that you will like at least one of them, depending on your preferences. For what it's worth I can tell you that what I enjoy writing the most are character studies, but surprisingly enough sex and fluff seem to attract more readers.

-- A Note on Vocabulary --

My John/Sherlock stories cover a wide range of possible relationships, from friendship to romantic love. I do consider all of them to be 'Johnlock' stories; but as I am aware that this expression is usually used to refer to 'slash' stories only, i.e. containing romantic and/or sexual relationship between men, I just stick to the common acceptation of the word as well. So for clarity my friendship stories will not be listed as Johnlock on any site, regardless of how I personally refer to them in private conversations.

I refrain from using the term 'slash' in any way, not because I have a problem with what it refers to, but because I find the word itself and its most likely origin (/) absurd. 'Slash' can be used to refer to any homosexual relationship: this means to any fandom, to any male character. But won't most of us agree that fanfiction is most interesting and enjoyable when characters feel authentic? That is, when they are 'in character'? Don't you think there is something odd then in characterising a story as "slash", as if the most important thing in the story was that it contained a maleXmale relationship? Well, why not, I suppose. But since I think the word is stupid (I mean, "/"? Not even the names of the characters, but "/"? Why not comma while we're at it?), I prefer using the term 'Johnlock'. It makes me feel less silly. Am I really the only one finding the word 'slash' so funny?

-- Concerning Credits --

I have been asked why I included Stephen (or Steve) Thompson in my disclaimers. So here is some clarification: the series Sherlock broadcasted on BBC One was created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat, based on the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. But it was written by three people: Mark Gatiss (The Great Game, The Hound of the Baskerville); Steven Moffat (A Study in Pink, A Scandal in Belgravia); and Stephen Thompson (The Blind Banker, The Reichenbach Fall). So I consider that the latter deserves acknowledgements as well, as far as the scenario is concerned.

You will find all of my stories here, although you may also read them on other websites listed below. Some stories are available as e-books and can be downloaded from my LJ account.

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The illustrations to the stories listed below have not been updated in a while but should be soon.


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The 'Dance' series

Illustrations to this series

- Illustrations to I Like to Watch You Dance:
I'm sorry, by LogicInWonderland
Now's a good time to remove that shirt, methinks, by Dansamillion
Breaking down, by Dansamillion

- Illustrations to Let Me Dance for You
Dance for me, by akuiesh

- Illustrations to Dance is Chemistry
Massaging (1) by hanphuong92


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Paw Stories
Sherlock Holmes's 7 Paw Stories and 221B Paw stories)

Translations
- Chinese version
- German Version

Illustrations to this series
SH Paw Stories, illustration to Chapter 1 of Sherlock Holmes's Paw Stories, by Ami-Cat
Snuggle times, illustration to 221B Paw Stories, Chapter 3, by MakaniValur
Fluffy Paw Sketches, by Ami-Cat ; or coloured version on tumblr
Watching you sleep, illustration to 221B Paw Stories, Chapter 6 by MakaniValur
Tiger-Sherlock and Manul-John
, by Bloodfire09
Paw Stories, by Kakusho
221B Paw Stories, by DaintyMendax


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Nutrisco et exstinguo

Illustrations to this story
Illustration to Chapter 1 -Sherlock - Changing by your side
Illustration to Chapter 4 - Molly -I've always trusted you
Illustration to Chapter 7 - Molly dyeing Sherlock's hair, by Paej
Illustration to Chapter 10 - John & Sherlock - One more miracle by A-Little-Night-Music ; Complete orPart 1Part 2Part 3Part 4
Illustration to Chapter 23 - Sherlock - Ghost
Illustration to Chapter 24 -I hate youbyzielona-fabryka
Illustration to Chapter 25 - John -Changing by your side
Illustration to Chapter ΑΩ - Moriarty - Overture
Illustration to Chapter ΑΩ - Where I Began, by QuestionableWhimsy
Illustration to Chapter 31 - Irene Adler - The Woman
Illustration to Chapter 41 - More than a three patch problem, version 1, version 2, by JuweWright
Illustration to Chapter 44 - Irene Adler - Shade? Blood.


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SHERLOCK'S (and John's)21st CENTURY ADVENTURES (investigations)

The Adventure of the Dashboard Box

Illustrations to this story
Illustration to Chapter 6, by mushroom2020
The Mother, by zielona-fabryka

Translations
- Chinese version

E-BOOKS
- English version

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The Adventure of the Red Pickle

Illustration to this story
Murder is easy, by mushroom2020

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The Adventure of the Mellow Face

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The Adventure of the Blushing Soldier

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The Adventure of the Flawed Man

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The Man with the Twisted Quip

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The Ten Qualities of a Good Relationship by 1-800-SHDWRLM reviews
Sherlock and John certainly do possess all of them. Johnlock, rated for sexual themes. Hey, tell me if you want me to expand on any of the ten in a review. I'll see what I can do.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sheet by junejuly15 reviews
The infamous scene with The Sheet in Buckingham Palace told from the sheet's POV. Humour/ Romance, because some of the garments are madly in love with Sherlock. The Scarf, John's Jumper and Jacket, the Purple Shirt and others add their POV as well. Complete
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Entrapment by Eupa reviews
A fake telegram from Holmes sends Watson on a mission which may be a trap inside a trap, and for once Holmes is genuinely terrified. Includes an unexpected mastermind. Shwatsonlock fluff. Slash. Warning: Contains Christmas.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Vocabulary Lessons with Sherlock and John by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A sequel of sorts to 20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them, an ongoing series of vignettes from Sherlock and John's life together that focus on obscure and little used English words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Loan Long Overdue by Eupa reviews
Not a literal loan. Conversation leading to mild fluff. Shwatsonlock. Features an apathetic fire. Beginning relationship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Conveniently Omitted by Eupa reviews
Events not entirely suitable for a place in the biography of Sherlock Holmes. Shwatsonlock - Slash, in case you didn't guess. ONE SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Addictions Intertwined by Eupa reviews
Holmes/Watson. Shwatsonlock! Watson finally snaps on the subject of cocaine, admits a secret he's been hiding for far too long, and Lestrade is rather slow on the uptake. Appearances from Mycroft and Lestrade! Fluff. Drug references. Slash. Clear? Good.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Unfathomable Depths, Unrealised Dreams by Curreeus reviews
Holmes and Watson know that there are unspoken feelings between them, though neither is sure they are reciprocated…and neither has attempted to address how deep these emotions run until Watson's wedding. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
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221B Paw Stories reviews
He looked under the bed. His gaze was met by a steely, slit-eyed glower staring directly back at him. "Hello, there" he greeted, grinning triumphantly. John squealed. - Johnlock, manul!John, tiger!Sherlock, lots of fluff and humour.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,023 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dance is Chemistry reviews
"John, I've... discovered things." "Good things, I hope?" Sherlock nodded. "When I discover things, I want to experiment..." John blinked. "You want to experiment on me." "On us, John. I want to experiment on us." Johnlock. Sequel to 'Let me Dance for You' and 'I Like to Watch You Dance'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,562 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nutrisco et extinguo reviews
"You haven't said what you wanted to say." Well yes, some things take you by surprise, and you're not quite prepared for them. Like when your best friend jumps off a building in front of you. Post-Reichenbach epic, Johnlock. Character study, romance, angst, humour, hurt/comfort, friendship, family, slice of life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 348,927 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Dashboard Box reviews
In which John and Sherlock are off to Surrey to solve the mystery of Alexander Holder's death. In which, the Holders being 'old friends' of the Holmes, John has to deal with Mummy, Harrods, a luxury fitness center and a Christmas Ball... among others.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Man with the Twisted Quip reviews
"What if I hired you to off your current client? What would you say?" "I'd say that it wouldn't be very professional. And I'm a pro, Jim." Moran relished the knowing smirk Moriarty sent him, as if they'd known each other their whole life. "Aw, common, you're dying to." "What makes you say that?" "Because you love geniuses, and you love madmen. And I just happen to be be both!"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Adventure of the Flawed Man reviews
What if Sherlock was still an addict when he met John? Despite his shame and suffering, would he let the doctor - his friend - help him?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Blushing Soldier reviews
While Sherlock studied the fourth victim closely – a man again, Frank McPherson – John was studying Sherlock. He'd been doing a lot of that lately – way too much. Things do not get better when he blurts out his feelings at the crime scene, in the middle of a case...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Mellow Face reviews
Sherlock let his head fall back dramatically onto the pillow and bemoaned: "It hurts..." "God, what are you? A child?" John walked up to him and sat on the bed, cupping Sherlock's face gingerly to examine it. "What the... this is a bee sting. How did you get stung by a bee in bed?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Red Pickle reviews
In which Sherlock shows off, and being his nerdy self, speaks French for a murder case involving the French ambassador's family in London. And in which, for once, John is annoyed with his insufferable and brilliant flatmate...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Like to Watch You Dance reviews
"I like to watch you dance", had said Moriarty. And now he has Sherlock dancing in the palm of his hand... with John as an audience. Strip dancing and power play scene. Johnlock. Rated M for adult contents. Please read Warnings inside. First opus in the Dance series, prequel to 'Let Me Dance for You' and 'Dance is Chemistry'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes's 7 Paw Stories: John reviews
When the door was pushed open, John grabbed his handgun. When something heavy jumped on his bed and roared, he fired. The roar broke into a wail as the tiger fell back. A tiger. There was a tiger in his room. Johnlock, bromance or slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let Me Dance for you reviews
"You can't be serious." "Oh but I am. Well, I probably won't look very serious lap dancing in our living-room, but... Please let me dance for you, Sherlock." Or how to cure a trauma with another kind of trauma. Johnlock, hurt/comfort, angst, humour. Second opus in the Dance series, sequel to 'I Like to Watch You Dance' and prequel to 'Dance is Chemistry'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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