Author has written 41 stories for Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Tangled, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inuyasha, and Doctor Who.
Was dragonpurplepearl until March. 20
Max's ring in chapter 37 of Forgetting and Remembering
Max's car in Begin Again
RosexTen, RiverxEleven, (Yes I count them as different people,) AmyxRory.
PercyxAnnabeth, TravisxKatie, SilenaxBeckendorf
ClaryxJace, IzzyxSimon, MaiaxJordan, MagnusxAlec, TessaxWill, CharlottexHenry, SophiexGideon, CecilyxGabriel,
SARAHxMICHEAL FROM KNIGHT RIDER, NEVER. EVEN. GOT. TOGETHER BECAUSE THE SHOW GOT CANCELLED OMG MY SHIP SANK OMG HE HAD PROPOSED LIKE THREE YEARS EARLIER AND LOST HIS MEMORY AND FORGOT HE DID AND BAM! THEY DON'T EVEN GET TOGETHER!
I also ship:
ArwenxAragorn,and more that I'll add later.
Favourite books: In order more or less.
Percy Jackson/Kane Chronicles/Heroes of Olympus
Between the Lines,
Hush Hush saga,
Hush Hush saga,
Song of the Lioness,
Along For the Ride,
Lord of the Rings,
Witch and Wizard,
The Catastrophic History of You and Me.
The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight,
Thirteen Reasons Why,
The Future of Us
Lord of the Rings,
Iron Man 1,2,3
Favouite T.V. Shows:
Doctor Who (most recent obsession)
Some funny quotes from books:
Max: "Will you quit that?"
Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!)
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"
Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"
Agent: “And how do you spell that?”
Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?”
Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!”
Fang: “Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I’ll go carve out initials in it.”
Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?”
Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?”
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"
"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."
"Stay away from my blades, in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
Clary wasn't sure what she'd expected. Exclamations of delight, perhaps a smattering of applause. Instead there was silence, broken only when Jace said, "Somehow, I thought it would be bigger."
"So what happens when the moon comes up?" she asked. "Are you all going to suddenly wolf out, or what?"
"So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" Clary asked.
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"You hate the Silent Brothers," protested Isabelle.
"Looking Better in Black than our Enemies Since 1234" (City of Bones)
"I'm pure at heart. It repels dirt,"
Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.
Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression.
"No, I'm a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens, I make rude gestures at nuns," (City of Ashes)
"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave. No wonder I've been so confused all my life."
"So technically,'. even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother."
"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do,"
Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful."
"But if you ever need anything..." She let the sentence hang in the air."
"I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown." (Cityof Glass)
“As far as I’m concerned, this is the worst thing that’s happened since I found out why Magnus was banned from Peru.”
“Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Jace' or 'Hot Stuff”
“She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again.
“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is."
“You stole a boat,” she snapped. “What am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic?”
“How was the Seelie Queen?"
“What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!"
“I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire."
“I've noticed the Fair Folk often say 'perhaps' when there is a truth they want to hide," Clary said. "It keeps you from having to give a straight answer."
“I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.”
“Now that I'm in your mind, want to see some naked mental pictures of Jace?”
“Even the trip through the Portal had not disarranged Magnus's hair spikes. He tugged on one proudly. "Check it out", he said to Isabelle.
“Well, she's not responding to my advances," he observed more brightly than he felt, "so she must be dead."
“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”
“So you're a Shadowhunter,' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.'
“How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing
“Demon pox, oh demon pox
“A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus.
“You don't think I can fight." Tessa said, drawing back and matching his silvery gaze with her own. "Because I'm a girl."
“I'm afraid to answer that. I've heard that when I speak, it makes American women wish to strike me with umbrellas.”
“You know,” Cecily said, “you really didn’t have to throw that man through the window.”
“It's all very romantic," Gabriel said, and then frowned. "Or it would be, if my brother could get a word out without sounding like a choking frog. I fear he will not go down in history as one of the world's greatest wooers of women.”
“A forty-foot worm?" Will muttered to Jem as they moved through the Italian garden, their boots - thanks to a pair of Soundless runes - making no noise on the gravel. "Think of the size of the fish we could catch."
“I like that stick of yours," he said.
"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
“How did you die?"
Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?
She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.
“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!
“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.
"My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."
I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.
"Dance you guys!" Thalia ordered. "You look stupid just standing there."
"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
"Dreams like a podcast,
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
Aphrodite: "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!"
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
"my mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions. finally he stepped forward.
"well!" my mother interrupted. "um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy's father."
Paul's jaw dropped. he stared at my mother. "Tyson is..."
There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus."
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." (Battle of the Labyrinth)
“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
"A half blood of the eldest dogs"
"Curse me eh? I'll make you pay. I don't want to rhyme all day!"
I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of:
The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed into me.
My brother broke into a toothy grin. "Yay! Your brain works!”
“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”
Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend.
One passed us, swimming in a hurry. His eyes were bright green, like that stuff they put in glo-sticks, and his teeth were shark teeth. They don't show you stuff like that in "The Little Mermaid.
"Hmm," Ares mused. "That means I can smash him to a pulp as often as I want, and he'll just keep coming back for more. I like this idea.”
“We need music," Nico said. "How's your singing?"
I planned to walk in slow and courageous like a real hero. As soon as the water touched my legs, my muscles turned to jelly and i fell face first into the current.
"It's him," I said. "Typhon."
"Two hundred Romans, and no ones got a pen? Never mind!"
Reyna's hand rested halfway between her danger and the jelly beams. Percy had a feeling that if he made a sudden move, she wouldn't be grabbing for the candy.
"I'll be back," he said. He felt pretty stupid talking to a t-shirt...
"I'm not leaving for good. But I have to help these guys. They took mean. They deserve to survive."
Hazel pointed to the rock. "A big pipe of schist."
Percy already felt like the lamest demigod in the history of lame. The purse was the final insult.
Eat seals. The whale responded. Are you seals?
"Oof!" Hazel fell to her knees and tried to put on her best seasick face. "I'm feeling nauseous! Can't...Walk...Amazons...too...scary"
"Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
"I can't believe how much this place had grown," Hazel muttered.
"You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"
"I'll step aside for Jason," Percy said easily. "It's no biggie."
“What are we, kids?” Jason asked.
'Incredible,' Jason said. 'These are really good brownies.'
"I said, Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin."
Leo beamed at his friends. “That, good people, is how we do things in Leo World. Come on in!”
“I hate Leo World,” Frank muttered.
“I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe…but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?”
“On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”
Frank levitated nearby in meditation position. With his chubby face and his grumpy expression, he looked like a Buddha who'd achieved enlightenent and wasn't thrilled about it.
Annabeth sat up and glared at her ankle. "You had to break," she scolded it. The ankle did not reply.
“Hedge ran to the glass. He held up his palms like: What are you doing in there, Jackson?”
“Frank grimaced with concentration. Suddenly, he disappeared. On the deck where he’d been standing, a green iguana crouched next to an empty set of Chinese handcuffs.”
"'Behold!' Percy shouted. 'The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!'"
"We've got a dam hole."
"It can't be!"
Lol, there's a lot but of course, those are the recurring ones...
And yes, I'm one of those people who hasn't seen the classic Doctor Who...
If you read until the end, good job!
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