Warning: If you have not finished one of the series listed below, you may come across spoilers farther down the bio. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I am VERY sarcastic and a smart ass. I take the truth in stride.
Edit: October 14, 2015
Wow it's been a while since I've been on my account via a computer so while my favorite stories and authors are a bit more up to date, my profile is not. It has actually been more than a year and a half since I've updated my profile and i'm surprised that a lot of the stuff that I found funny or were my favorite just doesn't appeal to me anymore. Like the fact I'm completely over my obsessive Twilight phase and have now moved on to other things like Game of Thrones (I've read all the books but I can't get into the tv show) and Attack on Titan. I also am now in love with DC and Black Canary is my absolute favorite. Marvel aint got nothing on her.
I may start writing fanfiction again and for those who don't know my first fanfic on this website was called 'Potter did what now?' and it was basically Dudley and his delinquent friends read the Harry Potter books with a few favorite characters thrown in there to read it with them. It was the only fanfic where Dudley and his friends read the hp series on here. That fic was a failure due to the fact that I don't have the patience to sit down and write an elaborate multi chapter story and was eventually taken down due to copyright infringement all that jazz. So if anything, it will be one-shots from here on out. Thanks for reading!!
"Jack of all trades, master of none, but better then a master of one"
"Marching band is as easy as having a foot up your ass"
"Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
"Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back"
"Great minds think alike but fools rarely differ"
"A reader lives a dozen lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one"
"A journey of a thousand miles begin with a single step. I just didn't know mine would be eight-to-five"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games, The 39 Clues, The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers, The Kane Chronicles, The Mortal Instruments, Caster Chronicles, Inheritance Cycle, The Infernal Devices, The Heroes of Olympus, Maximum Ride, Divergent Trilogy, Lorien Legacies, The Bane Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire, Vampire Academy, Bloodlines, Jamie Baker series, Shadowhunter Academy, and Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, Gotham, Arrow, The Flash, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Young Justice, Teen Titans, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited and The 100
I have a tumblr and my url is 'the-name-of-all-names' and I reblog stuff books, movies, actors, gifs, and whatever I find funny.