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Warning: If you have not finished one of the series listed below, you may come across spoilers farther down the bio. Don't say I didn't warn you.


About Me:

I am VERY sarcastic and a smart ass. I take the truth in stride.

I have a tumblr and my url is 'dont-knock-books' and I reblog about books, movies, actors, gifs, and whatever I find funny.

Favorite Quotes:

"Just between you, me, and the lamp post."- Max

"So, crash course for the amnesiac." -Leo

"And you like me anyway?" - Percy

"Try to chi block that, fools!"- Bolin

"Hey Ig, rise and shine." "Bite me." -Max and Iggy

"Come on, let's go find the dam snack bar." -Zoe

"Dobby didn't mean to kill, only maime or seriously injure."- Dobby

"Be the leaf!"-Meelo

"Thank you Captain Sunshine."- Annabeth

"PRISON BREAK!"-Meelo

"Does anyone want to sing 'Ninety-nine bottles of beer' on the wall?"- Fang

"Who wants to go save the world?" - Ben

"She's in hysterics. Maybe you should slap her."- Alice

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." - Leo

"You, sir, are a ray of sunshine." - Percy

"If so, if she survived, she was going to find that owl and punch it in the face." - Annabet

"I agree. Do as your brilliant Incubus brother says. Shut up." - Liv

"I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual." - Magnus

"Alec muttered a retort in his coffee. It sounded a lot more like 'ducking glass mole'" - Clary

"Screw all that Incubus crap. That's how you do it Mortal-style." - Link

"'Wait a second.' Clary said. 'I've never never understood why people say that. I'm not going anywhere.'" - Luke

"'There is no pretending. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then.'" - Jace

"'If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.'" - Simon

"'I'd say it's been nice meeting you all, but, in fact, it hasn't. It's been quite awkward, and frankly, the next time I see a single one of you will be far too soon.'" - Magnus

"If there is a life after this one," he said. "Let me meet you in it, James Carstairs"-Will

"'I would like to take this opportunity to thank the Jackson High Biology Department. Stay in school kids."' -Link

"'I've always wanted to see Hell,'" Cecily said calmly. "'Doesn't everyone?'" - Cecily

"Peace is restrained;this is free." -Tris

"'Terrifying. That's my girl, tough as cotton balls.'" -Will

"'What are you, twelve?' 'And a half.'" -Marlene and Uriah

"'Ouch! How do you make a pillow hurt, Lynn?'" -Uriah

"'You risk your life to prove you're clever.' 'Why would I do that?' 'Because you're an idiot.'" -John and Sherlock

"'I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I'm a high-fuctioning sociopath. Do your research.'" -Sherlock

"'If it makes you feel any better we got Ash killed too.' 'I'm cool with it.' 'He's cool with it.'" - Dean and Ash

Favorite Books:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games, The Kane Chronicles, The Mortal Instruments, Caster Chronicles, Inheritance Cycle, The Infernal Devices, The Heroes of Olympus, Maximum Ride, Divergent Trilogy, Lorien Legacies, and The Bane Chronicles

Favorite Shows:

How I Met Your Mother, Teen Wolf, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ridiculessness,The Legend of Korra, The Big Bang Theory, Adventure Time, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Doctor Who

Favorite Characters:

McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Neville (Harry Potter)

Bast (Kane Chronicles)

Sadie (Kane Chronicles)

Leo (Heroes of Olympus)

Alice (Twilight)

Carlisle (Twilight)

Isabelle (The Mortal Instruments)

Sophie (The Infernal Devices)

Link (The Caster Chronicles)

Uriah (Divergent Trilogy)

Fang (Maximum Ride)

Nine ( Lorien Legacies)

Stiles (Teen Wolf)

Sherlock (Sherlock)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Amy (Doctor Who)

Jinora (Legend of Korra)

Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

River (Doctor Who)

Tobias (Divergent)

Cas (Supernarural)

OTPS:

PercyxAnnabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Heroes of Olympus)

WillxTessa (Infernal Devices)

GideonxSophie (Infernal Devices)

ClaryxJace (Mortal Instruments)

SimonxIsabelle (Mortal Instruments)

EdwardxBella (Twilight)

EthanxLena (Caster Chronicles)

TrisxTobias (Divergent)

FangxMax (Maximum Ride)

JohnxSarah (Lorien Legacies)

HarryxGinny (Harry Potter)

RonxHermione (Harry Potter

KatnissxPeeta (Hunger Games)

ZiaxCarter (The Kane Chronicles)

MakoxKorra (The Legend of Korra)

Fandoms That are Apart of Me:

Potterhead (Harry Potter)

Demigod (Percy Jackson & the Olympians)

Avatard (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Twihard (Twilight)

Whovian /Companion (Doctor Who)

Tribute (The Hunger Games)

Shadowhunter (The Mortal Instruments)

Initiate (Divergent)

Sherlockian (Sherlock)


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Koi No Yokan by Emmizu reviews
"If you're feeling it, experience it. Just know it's all okay. Everything that you're feeling, the conflict, the nerves. It's all human, and it's all supposed to happen." Raven paused gathering his words and weighing their meaning. "Is it just that simple?" She asked. "I'd like to think so, don't you?" AU.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Beast Boy, Raven
Kataang Oneshots: The Story of Aang and Katara by KrystalFruit22 reviews
Various oneshots about Kataang, as the title suggests. Different genres, as well as ratings, some fluff, some angst, lots of love all around!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 156,948 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Detention by bellalou5 reviews
In which troublemaker Percy Jackson is feeling suffocated by boredom while in detention, and golden-girl Annabeth Chase arrives in time to liven the mood. One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Smile for the Camera by TheRantDragon reviews
Wally and Artemis weren't sure what to expect when Batman called them aside after a mission debriefing, but this sure as hell wasn't it. T for implied sexy times.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Dreams vs Reality by prplemyth reviews
"When he sees Annabeth that morning, her hair is cascading down her back and the curls slide against the skin of her shoulders in her tank top, reminding him wonderfully of the dream the night before. It's distracting." Rated T for a reason. Percabeth. Essentially really soft PWP. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Boyfriend by AnnabethLuna reviews
The cliche: Annabeth's private-school friend finds out that Annabeth has a boyfriend. The twist: This mortal already knows Percy Jackson, from long ago. Nancy Bobofit makes a reappearance!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Nancy B. - Complete
The Gold Standard by queenofthenile91 reviews
Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 191,346 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Client One by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
The first time Jenks meets his future Priority Client. And then when he meets Bella. Please read and review xx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Jenks - Complete
Where Are You? by kadin-writes reviews
Annabeth thinks about the last time she saw Percy. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Sincerely Yours by Satellites on Parade reviews
Six strangers with nothing in common, except each other. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible. A Breakfast Club AU. Canon pairings with dangles of others.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,179 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Just Look at Me Once by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Fire burns brighter in the dark, but why isn't that enough to outshine him? He's always ahead of me. Blocking me from her view. If I did something… anything, would that be enough to have her glance back? Even for a moment. That'd be enough for me. One-Shot KatnissXPeeta in Gale's P.o.V
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Don't Forget by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
When Annabeth's driving to Sally's house, a certain song comes on the radio. A song that breaks the daughter of Athena that's been holding it in for so long. One-shot, super short!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Sally J. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Give In To Me by lionlamb91 reviews
Bella Swan believes that all men will eventually cheat so she stays single. She vows never to let anyone in but her best friend's older brother wants her. Bad. He doesn't hide it and he won't give up until she's his. AH/Canon Lemons later, obviously. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,411 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tales of Aang & Katara by oOoDreamWriterGirloOo reviews
Series of oneshots based off of Aang and Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Aang, Katara
What Goes Bump In The Night by eskalations reviews
Avatar Aang can't make it home to his family on a stormy night. Bumi sees this as the perfect oppurtunity to scare his siblings with a ridiculous story, but what happens when they actually hear things coming from down the hall?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Katara, Bumi - Complete
Geek by Vitality Astral reviews
Another Friday night to get the feeling right. At the bar when he sees her coming over. Whatcha gonna do when she walks up to you? Tongue-tied, better get yourself together. AH AU OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Harry's Glasses by Ravariel reviews
When Harry is eight years old, he relates to the Dursleys what his teachers have told him-he has to have glasses. They aren't pleased, but there are some things one must concede to keep up the illusion of being a normal family. Oneshot for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Completely Irrational: Archilles Spot Annabeth POV by TheNextStevenSpielburg reviews
Annabeth's reasoning for taking the dagger for Percy and reflection over her feelings for him. Flashbacks to the battle on the bridge while she waits for Percy up until he shows her his Archilles spot. Percabeth all the way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Celebrations Kinda by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Only the Earth King would be dumb enough to plan a party on Aang and Katara's one year anniversary. For the KayEff Avatar writing contest. The Theme is Celebration. Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2012 - [Aang, Katara] King Kuei - Complete
Miscalculation by themiller reviews
A guy sees his chance to get the hottest girl in school, but he makes a slight mistake.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Silhouettes by Satellites on Parade reviews
Wally missed being able to see the sky. Post-apocalyptic AU. Oneshot. Wally/Artemis, Superboy/M'gann, Barry/Iris. Rated for language and character death.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Brachistochrone by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
Oneshot 13 year old Dick Grayson is a Mathlete and proud of it, except he's learning that being a civilian sucks...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Heroes by Myrclline reviews
AU. Wally West was in the chess club, Dick Grayson was a mathlete, Megan Morse was a cheerleader, Conner Kent was the head quarterback, Artemis Crock was that quick-witted chick. Kaldur? He was pretty much in everything. Spitfire, Supermartian
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Necessary Lies by Glimare reviews
One Shot: Waiting for Bruce to pick him up after school to visit his circus, Dick's called into the principal's office. Photos of his old injuries are on the desk. 'Great' Dick thought, 'not this again.'
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Dudley Demented by xitalianabella0x reviews
Dudley Demented is a 4-5 page extension of the beginning chapters of "Order of the Phoenix." J.K. Rowling never reveals what Dudley's "dementor dream" is, and this chapter extension explores Dudley's worst nightmares, his insecurities and his development.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Aim Straight For The Heart by xyukiiix reviews
Wally bets he can make Artemis miss a target.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Just Deserts by thecivilunrest reviews
Aliens had eaten Artemis' brain. It was the only explanation.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Sure Possibility of a Future by AlliedHeart reviews
During the Deathly Hallows, Ginny notices her family appears to be losing hope. She wishes for something that will give them something to fight for. Suddenly they are all reading a short story of nineteen years later. Family reads just the epilogue story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Foolproof by Tinkerbella C reviews
My name is Bella Swan and I am totally and irrevocably in love with my best friend Edward Cullen. His sister Alice has a plan to make him notice me, claims it's fool proof but what happens if I turn out to be the fool? BxE.Slight AU.AH First full fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,694 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Harry by apple hearts reviews
Harry's teacher watches him and Dudley whilst they work. What she sees disturbs her. Mostly cannon compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Malchior Widow by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
AU. Gar Logan is finally out of college and has moved into his favorite city and his first night out with his friends proves to be one he'll never forget when he meets The Malchior Widow. BBxRae Rated M for language and Adult Situations.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,524 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete