Author has written 11 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Doctor Who.
GAH, I'M SO SORRY.
ALL OF MY STORIES ARE ON HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE TO MY FOLLOWERS/READERS, BUT ALL OF MY MUSES HAVE VANISHED INTO SMOKE
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, I CANNOT PROMISE I WILL EVER COME BACK TO THEM...
I'M VERY SORRY.
Hello. I'm Sarpndo. What my real name is? You'll never know.
I love Hetalia (the idea - and have all the headcanons to prove it...if you really wanna know, just ask, some are from others, some are really my own). I also love Dr. Who and a lot of other animes.
By the way. I am a SUCKER for EnglandxFem!America. Seriously. I love it. Probably a little too much. It is my favorite, and it's probably only because I have read some amazing fanfic for it (mostly by PoisonousTiger). So...Yeah. :) Just a warning. If you don't like that pairing, you should probably avoid my fics.
I love reading and writing, though, I have been having a hard time coming up with any plot bunnies for a while.
I will spam you with reviews. It's what I do. I do apologize for my occasional (frequent) incoherence, I tend to type out whatever comes to mind first. Think of it as a running narrative of my mindset as I read your story. :)
I don't particularly like yaoi or yuri, though I occasionally will read stories that some would consider that (only yaoi) because I see it more as a bromance, which is funny, and sometimes cute. I also don't do anything above T. I don't do smut, or sex. It just won't happen. It is scary, creepy, and just...yeah, no. Kissing is about all I can handle, though cuddling is okay.
I'm American. And, if you met me, I'm pretty sure you would think you had met Fem!America in the flesh (I can be super possessive/protective of friends, I'm independent, nosy, and incredibly obnoxious and energetic, though I do have a quieter side (also, I'm a hopeless romantic)...it also doesn't help that I have sandy-ish blond hair and blue-eyes and I'm built like a football player...seriously).
I love history (and I loved it before Hetalia...ever heard of Liberty Kids?) Also, I love world cultures. If you're foreign, I warn you, I may spam you with questions about your culture (I'm a bit like Italy like that).
Feel free to message me with questions, and even requests, if you want. I don't fancy myself as that good of a writer, but, I need the practice, and part of the reason for this is so that I can get feedback. So, Stay Awesome, because everyone's awesome in their own way.
Love you all!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), Sarpndo (USA)
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit Pizza is best
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up It annoys me to no end
[ ] You're a good artist I wish.
[x] You can be clumsy Isn't everyone?
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
5/10 Pastaaaaa! (I can never say it the same way again)
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[x] Sausages are your favorite foods
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
[x] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard... too hard as long as I don't burn out...which happens
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time' Oh it is, you have no idea how true this is
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice
6/10 I'm afraid this quiz is going to be inconclusive
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature On the outside
[ ] You think everything over before saying it only afterwards
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood not entirely of my own choice
[x] You became very successful in a short amount of time in education
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world I'm anti-social
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people depends
[x] You're good at practical tasks only if i want to be
[x]You need time to adjust to new people so freakin' true
6/10 I think things through, most of the time
America (Alfred Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things I'm not creative enough
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people totally
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[x] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time i would if i had one. i love boots though, like, legit ones. also, I have no real fashion sense
[x] You wear glasses contacts count
7/10 I am American
England (Arthur Kirkland)
[ ] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical My mind is a dangerous place
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... Dragons
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[x] You're good at embroidery I actually really like it
3/10 British ancestry...or not
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate I really try not to creep people out
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense I would if I had the money
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[ ] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
4/10 I love their culture and language
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x] You had a very sad childhood depends on perspective
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time Dudes. THIS. IS. FLORIDA!
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people I don't try to be
[x] You're very strong for my fitness level, and my gender, I actually really am
[x] You have a big nose i think i do
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people you should hear me when I get started
7/10 Should I be worried?
China (Wang Yao)
[x] You're very mature on the outside
[ ] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious yes
[x] You love pandas
[x] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes I can be very picky
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[x] You work hard When I have to
] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
6/10 Aru, aru, aru
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite When I have to be
[x] You love classical music When I'm in the mood.
[x] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face not a big one...:(
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument I'm out of practice
[x] You've composed music before it was really sucky
[x] You tend to call people 'morons' in a friendly way
[x] You wear glasses contacts count
10/10 I'm really not a snob
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are I wish, I'm always older
[x] You love hockey Figure skating counts, right?
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting I can be very passive
[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ANNOYS ME
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual I'm trying
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
7/10 Canada needs more recognition!
[ ] You smoke
[x] You're physically very strong for my physical condition...yeah
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather Eww, no!
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[x] You don't let people get a word in edgeways i don't try to!
5/10 More than I thought
Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)
[ ] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid still can be
[x] You're very reliable i try
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy I will hunt you down
[x] You're very faithful definitely
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike I'm not ladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese yep
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next so true
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
7/10 I don't get why people hate Hungary
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together teehee, I'm the one who drags them around
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience most of the time
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff don't get me started
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... i can
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you because i let them
[ ] You're a born worrier
5/10 I think I'm trying too hard
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive If you catch me at a certain time
[x] You can be quite goofy all the time
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix I just can't be sad that long
[x] You're very wary of strangers oh, just wait
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions but not if it starts a fight
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
8/10 Apparently we have a lot in commom, who knew? I was labeled as Poland once
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan If you drag me into it i'll really get into something
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics usually
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger
5/10 Prussia is awesome!
Surprisingly, I'm the most like Austria, weird.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
I love my Daddy. Always will. I am so grateful for everything he has always done for me, and everything he does for me, and everything he will do for me. :)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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