Saint Joy
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Joined 03-14-12, id: 3818348, Profile Updated: 10-30-12
Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Homestuck.

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Name: Saint Joy

Age: High school age

Sex: Female

Race: Human

Location: New York

Likes: Baking, manga, anime, doodling in her notebooks during class, acting, petting her dog, collecting really awesome pens, dreaming about wearing Renaissance and Steampunk clothing, trying to learn how to sew cosplay costumes, windy days, hoarding comedic t-shirts, braiding hair, wearing wigs, procrastinating by making Scalemates, of which she has three

Dislikes: Geometry, pens left uncapped on the table, judgmental humans, doing geometry homework, trying to reason with the unreasonable, people who make fun of my actual name just because it's "like the allergy medicine"

Favorite Subject(s): Chemistry, Japanese

Most Hated Subject in the Universe: Geometry

Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, One Piece, Bakuman, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), Saiyuki, Alice and the Country of Hearts, D•N•Angel, Fruits Basket, Loveless, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Star Wars, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Disgaea, Kingdom Hearts, Pokémon, Homestuck, Antique Bakery, HHTGTG

Aspirations: Writer, artist, actress, chemist, book collector, singer, president of the Universe, teacher, happy

Key Personality Trait: "Eccentric"

Most Recent Obsession(s) (both new and renewed): HOMESTUCK

Advice to Writers: The most important thing about writing a story is not planning out exactly where you're going to go with it next; rather, as you develop your characters and the changes in the world around them, you could think of the most amazing plot twist that you wouldn't have thought of before. Leave all your awesome details and dramatic fabtasticalities to future you, because, contrary to Karkat's beliefs, future you is not a completely moronic nookwhiffer.

Favorite Quote: "One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in 'It's a nice day,' or 'You're very tall,' or 'Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?'"

Patron Troll: Equius Zahhak

Ships: Everything

RPs: On occasion, Karkat Vantas

Tumblr: Yes. saint-joy.tumblr.com. Posts mainly Homestuck stuff, but occasionally other things.

Notices: For easy reference, DWTW updates Fridays! (until further notice)

FANART!

http://saint-joy.tumblr.com/post/31665484313/maihyuga-fanart-for-a-fanfiction-called-dream

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Battlefield Terra by Asuka Kureru reviews
John is one of eight mecha pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space. Only then he actually meets one of them face to face. JohnKarkat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 144,472 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [John E., Karkat V.]
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
On Cobblestone Streets by convivialGrimace reviews
AU: Being anything but human is considered a death sentence in the town of Prospit. When a troll steals from an unsuspecting human, the troll gets caught; yet, the human spares his life, not knowing who the troll is behind his hood. Johnkat. The first chapter's kinda dark so watch out. ON HIATUS
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,897 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
To Live for Life by SparksFrost reviews
The game has ended and everyone participating has been returned to a stable earth—the trolls included. Now they live the life of high school teenagers. What events will unfold? JohnKat, M for language and eventually sexual themes
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
GamTav SeaGoat Syntax AU by sl0ff reviews
Your name is Tavros Nitram and you have a little, well, maybe more than little obsession with the band 'SeaGoat syntax', or more specifically the bands lead singer, Gamzee Makara. Human AU. GamTav, GamKar, maybe EriSol & some SolKat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
A Million Reasons Why by Wasabi-san reviews
-"You don't have to like someone for something. That's not really liking them." ED/ENVY HIGH SCHOOL AU. First FMA ever. Please R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,033 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Oh Bullocks! We've Swapped Bodies! by Strider Song reviews
Jane and Roxy pull a prank on Dirk and Jake. Will they learn more about eachother than what the other's body looks like? Multi-chapter. BoyxBoy Smut, don't like don't read. Yeah, this'll be fun! Note: this is my first fic so reviews for improvement are more than welcome!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,798 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Ostentatious by Kayjynx reviews
Dirk and Jake get up the balls to see each other face to face. JakeDirk. Fluffy fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Missed You by fanstuck reviews
Three years has nearly passed and Karkat is getting pretty bored of everyone. There's only one person at this point that can cheer him up. JohnKat. Characters owned by the almighty Huss. T for KK's language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
My SoCalled Life by Wasabi-san reviews
-"So I kind of love him but he's a fuckass and probably doesn't love me and ugh." "That's mildly depressing." John/Kar with hints of lots of other couples. AU Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Loving Love by AmberStarry reviews
The Twins find a puppy, what will the devious Duo do with a pet? And how will it affect the other Host club members? HikaKao,TamaKyo.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
His Butler: Lovedrunk by psycho neko-chan reviews
SebastianxGrell *surprise later* Sebastian needs some help claiming his bocchan back. It appears the shinigami he knows can help him, but for a price. YAOI. Not really, plot, mind you. This will be two chapters long. Graphic. Takes place in Season 2.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Grell Gets His Wish by onixxfilth reviews
Grell wants to have his Sebby's babies...what happens when he gets his way? Rated M to be safe. If mpreg squicks you, don't read! Quite likely OOCness- hey a fangirl can dream!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Misery Business by redhaze03 reviews
Karkat Vantas waited too long for John Egbert to let a little thing like Vriska get in his way.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Redmail by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
Grell uses his amazing Reaper powers of manipulation to get a night in bed with Sebastian. However, while sex does seem to be his original objective, maybe he'll end up wanting more than that, after all. SebastianxGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,868 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Snuggling by Lilac Rose6 reviews
Envy tries to convince his boyfriend to take a day off from work. Fluff and snuggles ensue! Yaoi, Edvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach. Hopefully, that'll change with this vacation. However, it won't happen if the Flock doesn't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and this looming threat doesn't disappear. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Homunculus, He Wrote by OukamiYasha reviews
Yaoi: EnvyEd. Envy sets out on a seduction-based mission to disprove an accusation, but the journey doesn't turn out the way he thought it would...angst in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,073 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
Gegen Gott by PockymonX3 reviews
Homosexuality is a sin, what I've been taught my whole life. Ever since the accident. Then I met him, at a Catholic school of all places. Edvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Visit From Dad by Edward the spiderqueen reviews
Edward gets a surprise visit from someone he really doesn't want to see... Rated for language and shounen-ai Ed/Envy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Why Envy likes Psychology! by Kitty Nekkyo reviews
This will be a series of one-shots, each featuring Ed and Envy in a different class. So far Psychology and Health have been featured.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
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Dream With the Wind reviews
John Egbert is looking for a frog that he saw in a dream, a frog somewhere across the fantastic world, Skaia. He's not sure why, but he knows that he must find it at all costs. On his journey, he meets many people who may or may not be willing to help him, among them a crabby troll who inadvertently joins him and, in time, becomes more than he could ever imagine. DISCONTINUED.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,865 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Hopeful Doom
In which Eridan Ampora finds himself in another dream bubble, only to find the one person he wanted to see.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Blood and Rage reviews
After months on the meteor, Karkat finally finds himself outside the room where Gamzee had been hiding out. The scent of blood and hint of rage intimidates him, but as soon as he raises a hand to knock on the door, he knows there's no turning his back on his moirail now. Unrequited GamTav; gore warning.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Do You Like Shakespeare? reviews
AU Edward Elric and his brother are shipped off to boarding school by Hohenheim, where Ed rooms with the seemingly shallow and dramatic Envy Alighieri. But as time goes on, he discovers there's more to a person than meets the eye... Yaoi, Edvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,881 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Envy - Complete