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Author has written 6 stories for D.Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Eden of The East/東のエデン, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Real Name: Dianne May C.V.

Age: 19

Birthday: November 7, 1995

Currently a college student studying in the Philippines.

Likes: Anime, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter and weird things.

Dream: to travel abroad (hahaha)

My friends:

-FLASH girls (Full of Love, Adventure, Sharing and Happiness)

-Dumbledore's Army

-DRAFTRADES

- Bebe-chan

-Bachelor of Secondary Education (BSEd)

-Random people that I know personally


About myself:

I have a really weird way of imagining things. My writing style is completely distinguishable and I'm still hoping that I'll improve. I am generally a lazy person when it involves school.

I am very much socially-awkward and that's why I don't have many friends.. Both in real life and in the cyber life.. What a total loser, I know...

And oh, don't blame me if I'm late at updating stories; you should blame my school for everything. hahahahaha. just kidding! (not)

:D sue me pls. I just love being a sadist!!!!

And oh, regarding my avatar, I'd like to thank my sister for letting me use her drawing. She's pretty good at that. :D

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The Story Between Us by TheGreyLadyy reviews
Soon after the Mudblood fiasco, James and Lily decide to make peace and the two become friends. But being James' friend proves harder than she thought. Amid the fights and the laughs, Lily finds herself falling desperately in love with James, something she refuses to admit. Will Lily finally cave in and admit her feelings for James? And what will happen when she finally does?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,065 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sweet Silesia by advidartist reviews
A happy marriage spurred from elopement, a jealous ex-lover seeking his revenge, and a young girl caught between the two. As war draws near lovers will feud and hearts will be broken, only to find them buried in sweet Silesia. SlightAU 18th cent PruHunAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,780 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Prussia, Hungary
Error, fairytale magic input failure by poakkis reviews
Arranged marriages don't always end up like in fairytales. While the fairy is messing around somewhere and not doing her job, the magicless tale involves fist fights, confusion, denial and a whole lot of sadistic remarks. OkiKagu
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,522 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Growing Up at Our Own Pace by Blade of Hellfire reviews
Kagura faces a difficult decision with Okita, when her father demands she starts her alien-hunter training with him. But when her boyfriend bares his fangs for her, she realizes that she decides the time when her adulthood begins.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
An Unexpected Turn of Events - イベントの予期しないターン by xX.ShadowDragonSlayer.Xx reviews
After having a one-night stand with Sabertooths Sting Eucliffe, Lucy finds out that she is pregnant. Lying to the Master, she sets out to find Sting. Will he accept their fate as parents or leave her alone to raise the child all by herself? StiCy and one-sided NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,819 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Lucy H., Sting E.]
Strange Things Happen At Night by ElizabethScaffie reviews
1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,211 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Moments by momoxtoshiro reviews
A compilation of short drabbles about Kirito and Asuna during some of the simplest of times, which also prove to be some of the most important.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 131,008 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
The Heart of a Beast by SincerelyTruly reviews
AU: Lucy is an Heiress who in punishment by her dying father, is sent to wait for a proper suitor in a castle in the outer enchanted forests of Fiore. Natsu is a broken man after the death of his beloved Lisanna, and after going on a deadly rampage for two years is captured and punished by the almighty Porlyusica! Condemned to be a real Dragon forevermore, unless he love again NALU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
180 Days of Love and Letters by dancer4ver reviews
"You can't hurry love. It will find you." Tired of hearing these words, Elizabeta Hédeváry embarks on a 6-month journey to find true love. With the help of a frying pan and her best friend, she struggles to prove that love is not a waiting game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hungary, Prussia
trial and error by ribbons-red reviews
"Alrighty, brave and loyal compatriots of the Shinsengumi. Our problem? One irritable Okita-taichou. Our objective? Getting Kagura-sama to become his girlfriend. Likely outcome? We're so screwed." [Okita x Kagura]
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,256 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Okita S., Kagura
Ice Blue Love by Zenervia reviews
Annabeth is a normal twenty year old. Sweet and ready to fall in love. But then she meets Percy Jackson, rich, handsome who wants her hand in marriage and would stop at nothing to make her his. But does she really want to be his wife? In a loveless marriage? Or can love really ever happen for them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dragon's Guide To Claim Your Mate by BlackLynx17 reviews
What does a Dragon Slayer do when they've found their mate? Deny... then try and come up with an answer. Natsu's found his mate and has no clue on what to do, luckily for him though Igneel already saw this day coming and left behind a little gift for him, a guide if you so call it. If claiming your mate was so easy then everyone would be mated! Too bad it's not, good luck Natsu!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
I think I just might like you by liccklewritergirllyy reviews
What if Lily and James had been best friends from a young age? Find out how not all flowers smell nice and how James knew how to charm a lady from just three years of age. "You told me you're a flower, and flowers smell good. You do too." & how Lily always has an answer for everything! "Well that can't always be true. Petunia smells horrible and she's also a flower!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Think I'm In Love With My Wife by Hachibukai reviews
AU: Where Lucy and Gray hated each other but were forced to get married. Finding their selves stuck on the same boat, they had agreed to live like the wedding never happened. But as they both settle down in another town, Gray couldn't help but fall in love with her and play the role of a housewife. BAD SUMMARY. Wari, wari! O,ov
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,520 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [Gray F., Lucy H.]
Melting the Ice by Icetiger 13 reviews
Being engaged to the school s most well known bachelor isn t easy for Lenalee. Lavi has the coldest heart, but can she perhaps get to know the real him? RxR Please! LaviLena and Yullen! Later chapters Rated T for swearing and possible insanities.Ch.5 up!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Brazil Nuts by Starblaze and Solaris reviews
James is trying to do his Transfiguration essay, but having Lily's eyes on him across the room is really distracting... and then she wants to examine his eyes. Set in their 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
xxxLily of the Valleyxxx by turtles-eat-rice reviews
A special story between, Lenalee the sweet natured new girl and a certain laidback, overly hyper redhead. Throw in a reclusive samurai, a soft hearted midget, a crazy overprotective brother and a crazy ex girlfired. A lighthearted high school romance :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,325 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Paradise Found by waiting-for-you443 reviews
My take on what happened after Paradise Lost. Will Takizawa return to Saki? TakixSaki
Eden of The East/東のエデン - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Akira, Saki - Complete
A Stag to Her Doe by OneHappyChappy reviews
"You can't deny it, Lily. I'm a stag, you're a doe. We're soul mates." Potter whispered. "You'll see, Evans! By the end of the year, you and I will be together, and happily in love!" Lily took a deep breathe and turned, trying to keep her cool. "I look forward to it, Potter,"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,622 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Brooms & Gunpowder by Kitake Neru reviews
A collection of oneshots for our beloved demon and manager. Rated for swearing. Hiruma x Mamori
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A.
Stasis by Orion-x reviews
"Okita-kun, missionary is not an acceptable position in baseball." Working undercover in a high school should be easy right? No bloodbaths and no dangerous work... Obviously whoever said that purposely left out menstruation and hormonal teenage girls. Shamelessly AU, 3Z-verse. Growing pains. OkiKagu
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Okita S., Kagura
Shades of White by Shiroi Hoshi reviews
White branches into the colors of the rainbow. Let's say hatred is white. When light is shone onto Kagura and Okita's hatred for each other, which colors will be revealed? OkiKagu drabbles where each chapter focuses on an emotion Okita makes Kagura feel.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Okita S., Kagura
The Miracle Of Loving You by momoxtoshiro reviews
"He gazed up at her with a smile still on his face, entranced by her flawless beauty as she glowed, not from the snowfall nor the moonlight, but with a transient radiance of her very own." A story of their relationship after 10 years of being together, of the hardships and cruelty of fate they must face, and of the unconditional love that they share. KazutoxAsuna (spoilers vol 9)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Waking Up To You by momoxtoshiro reviews
"You should have been more careful...Didn't you say you were going to protect the person closest to you?"/\\\ "I don't like that. Why do Mama and Papa have to get hurt even when they sleep?"/\\\ "Who would ever guess The Lightning Flash was scared of thunder?" KazutoxAsuna fluff warning.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Of Haunted Houses And Love by momoxtoshiro reviews
It's Halloween, and we all know Asuna LOVES terrifying things, right? KiritoxAsuna fluff warning.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Snapshots by rideswithprongs reviews
As I can't really justify posting every single drabble I write separately, this is where I will be posting all of my drabbles. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Apple & Cinnamon by Sechskies reviews
Gray/Lucy. Drabble series — Of ice and keys, and snippets of their moments that will never be told. / 06: The dam is breaking, and all she can do is pray. Following a botched mission, Lucy is forced to deal with the terrible aftermath.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Because I Love You by writergirl8 reviews
When the sixth years are forced to take a potion that causes them to dream about what would happen if their deepest regrets had gone a different way, Ron and Hermione are thrown into a universe in which they are a couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Marriage, Kids and Something Else by waterwitch22 reviews
Small, nonsensical drabbles starring Ron, Hermione, Rose and Hugo. Maybe some Potters in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
PickUp Lines: For Blundering Idiots in Love by Lady Lake97 reviews
Fred and George always were ready to lend a helping hand. So when they find out that Ron has a crush on our favourite bookworm of a witch, not to mention it's reciprocated, they come up with a list of pick-up lines to help win her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
An A to Z in the lives of Ron and Hermione by GingerPygmy99 reviews
"Im sick of being known as Hermione Grangers's boyfriend"...Hermione furrowed her eyebrows. "I want to be known as Hermione Granger's husband"...Last Chapter people ! Thanks to all my reviewers, and for 1 last time R&R X
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
SUCKING SOMEONE'S LOLLIPOP by Hisuka-chan reviews
kagura has a very bad mouth, we all know that. please just read... I suck at summaries!
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Camping by vedette26 reviews
In which Lal does something decidedly stupid and Colonnello decides that he liked these Nature Exercises a lot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Twisted by Hachibukai reviews
A week before Gray and Lucy's wedding, Natsu came back - the boy she used to love. Apparently that's not a good news for the groom-to-be, yes? NatsuxLucyxGray. COMPLETE.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,366 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] Natsu D. - Complete
Chosen Mate by HoneyFlower15 reviews
While Lucy nurses a sick Happy Natsu begins to see things in a new light. Suddenly he wants Lucy as his wife and to be the mother of his children. Will Lucy agree or run for the hills? NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The Basement by GingerPygmy99 reviews
Mrs Weasley asks Ron and Hermione to go down the the basement and get some chairs for wedding, but when the door locks and they the hear a conversation concerning they shouldnt, what will be the consequence, r & r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Letters by GingerPygmy99 reviews
"You know, if you want to know how Ron's really feeling, second draw down, bedside table , that's all were saying", Fred said. "What? What are you on about now" she said frustrated. R and R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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Whipped reviews
"All I ever wanted was for Elizaveta Hedervary to remain a guy."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Hungary, Prussia
The Baby Theory reviews
Aphrodite is pissed at the slow romance progress of her favorite Demigod couple so she takes it upon herself to help push the dense idiots to get together ASAP. And oh boy, she's going to do it baby-style. Will the Goddess ever succeed?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,548 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tactics of a Seaweed Brain reviews
His heart only has eyes for her and he'll do anything just to make her his. Even if it'll result to complete and utter embarrassment on his part. AU/AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Revelation reviews
A baby. Chaos. A couple in the making. Romance. A so-called Family. And what do you get? A cute fic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee
They Did What? reviews
The members of Eden of the East heard a very disturbing rumor concerning their beloved Saki and the mysterious Takizawa. Set after the end of the movie 2.
Eden of The East/東のエデン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Akira, Saki
Defining reviews
Just a simple one-shot about my fave couple. It's basically based on some definitions that I've found awesome. Enjoy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete