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I'm 24. I love Snape. I love slash fanfictions. I love Naruto, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, and many anime more. Wanna see what passes for my art? Go here: pervert-bitch.deviantart.com. This links works... Thank you.

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Ablaze by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura finds herself in a world not her own and struggles to survive while being different. Will the Justice League embrace her? Or will she make her way on her own? Only time will tell. "Then set me on fire."
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Sakura H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Hal J./Green Lantern
Ugly Things by J.L.Lunar reviews
An off handed comment about Gohan's relationship results in an interesting night. Piccolo x Gohan. [smut with minor plot]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sidewalk Conversation by Seito reviews
There were a few things that made Tony Stark turn his head. Usually it was of the female or food variety; the first, though, had been limited since he started dating Pepper, and the second was more following his stomach. Still, it wasn't everyday someone saw a white marshmallow looking robot walking down the street.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 242 - Published: 2/5 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hiro Hamada, Baymax - Complete
The Heat by Nightshift Daybreak reviews
It started with a pulse. Beginning deep in his chest and radiating out through his extremities. It ran through his groin like electric fire. To his heart, through his veins, and into his very blood. A GohanxPiccolo oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
A Happy Summer Wedding by Denu-MindPalace reviews
Sherlock Holmes ama las bodas, le tomó algún tiempo a su blogger darse cuenta de ello. Y esta noche John quiere saber, si él alguna vez imaginó la suya. - JOHNLOCK - COMPLETO.
Sherlock - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tango At The End Of Winter by Kaatje7 reviews
HPSS Slash MPREG Sequel to Dance In The Dark Of Night, Harry and Snape return to Hogwarts after the Dark Lord's defeat. The Kin try to rebuild their lives in a changed world where old friends stand in opposition, many things are not as they seem and the darkness is never far away. Will the Kin face their pasts and find some happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 247,967 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Draco M.]
Fic Fragments by uzumaki rakku reviews
Fragments of fics written on sudden inspiration. #10: Displacement. "Who are you?" the voice was quiet, but cold and sharp like the kunai at his neck. Naruto tilted his head, the red paint and white porcelain of his mask glinting faintly under wild chakra-light. Kakashi looked... young. Ridiculously so, in fact, because Naruto was actually taller than him. [Draft, timetravel.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
To the End, Against Odds Uncounted by RosaLui reviews
Sarah Rogers was three months pregnant when she donned trousers and stood on a cold Manhattan sidewalk with a sign that read 'Mr. President, Give Women the Vote,' while street urchins threw pebbles at her to the encouragement of the police. Or: Steve is familiar with the concept of rebellion.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki's Sorrow by loka-cameroon reviews
When Loki spends a day trying to please his father, Odin responds in discontent of Loki and a favour for Thor. Loki will come to learn how little love Odin has for him in utter dismay, hurt, and betrayal.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
Gladstone by Denu-MindPalace reviews
TERMINADO. Post-Reichenbach Spoilers 2x03 - Tras la muerte de Sherlock, John busca sobrellevar sus días como puede hasta la llegada a su vida del bulldog Gladstone. Slash Johnlock obviamente incluido .
Sherlock - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,797 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Landlord by Denu-MindPalace reviews
One-shot COMPLETO - Hay un intruso en el Palacio Mental.
Sherlock - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
"The children born of thee are sword and fire." Or, the God of Thunder gets suckered into Loki's latest evil scheme. Thor/Loki, mpreg.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
A Remedy For Your Sickness, Baby by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Shaking his head Naruto grabs Sasuke by the chin and, smiling, says: "No, you want me. You want me so badly it's not funny anymore," before kissing him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
Forgive and Forget by PerryC reviews
In 20 years Naruto has gained everything, but now he craves something more. Sasuke, having lost everything, returns to the man who loves him most. But has Sasuke's love cultivated over the decades, or diminished? Does he have ulterior intentions? Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. NO PLANS TO UPDATE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, SO DON'T ASK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,505 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Find You by RosaLui reviews
PostApocalyptic Zombie AU. The ninja world is bleeding into modern-day Japan. Hope is fading, the resistance is failing, and, as always, fate draws two boys together like gravity. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Albus Severus Potter lusting for ASS by nvoll reviews
Post Deathly Hallows: Albus Severus Potter is in love with Scorpius Malfoy, but will things work out, will a ring helpt them along the way and will his older brother James accept him for what he is. WARNING MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ASS pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007
My Affair with the Resident Demon by sir authoress reviews
Naruto, your average resident demon. He doesn’t ask for much. Really, he doesn’t. Just a sacrifice a year to keep him happy – until fate gives him Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto thinks he might have found the one. That is, if they don’t kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Noises in the Bedroom by sinemoras09 reviews
Temari is too nosy for her own good. Gaara x Hinata. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Of killers and traitors by Lilithakaducky reviews
Will Snape survive Voldemort's torture? And will Harry find his inner peace again? Rating for graphic violence and severe Snapeangst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 187,017 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Krillen's 100'th Proposal and After by Onyx reviews
Sometimes people are closer to you than they'll let on. A what-if fic based upon the dialogue from the Japanese uncut version of the Garlic Junior Saga.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Krillin, Piccolo
Aubade by Lotos-Eater reviews
GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stockholm, 1981 to 1998 by Daphne Dunham reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a knack for ensuring that Severus Snape remains loyal. AD/SS slash. SS/NM. Dubious consent. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Genius of Masks by Picklesticks reviews
There's a lot more going on in Gai's head than most people suspect. His preoccupation with youth, his eccentric mannerisms, they're all a mask of a different kind. Gai x Lee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,733 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Mirror Mirror by RavenSohma reviews
Light Yagami is Kira so this can't possiably be happending can it? one shot, rape fic, KiraXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Once is Once by Keyhala reviews
The same second that short and messy raven black hair was revealed, he staggered one step backwards. Those deep, black eyes looked calmly back at him. He took a shaky breath. “…L…”[Full summary inside]Yaoi.RaitoxL.[Spoils to vol7][chapter 14 FINALLY up]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,206 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Light Y., L
Papá Snape by Cris Snape reviews
Lord Voldemort ha sido derrotado. Severus Snape se dispone a iniciar una vida tranquila después de muchos años trabajando como espía, pero alguien se lo va a impedir: un niño de cuatro años que irrumpe en su vida de pronto, fruto de una aventura de verano
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 50 - Words: 412,240 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Near likes L by artemisgirl reviews
It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Time, Truth, and Sacrifice by Alia D reviews
A serial killer runs through part of the wizarding world, but with Harry Potter on the job, things will go fine…right? SLASH, MPREG more warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,635 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3721 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Choices by Alannis reviews
The Order distrusts their spy and Albus Dumbledore decides that to preserve Snape's status he has to ignore his privacy and expose his memories to everyone. Started right after reading OotP and still far from being finished. I really want to continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,631 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Saving Snivellus by Atana reviews
The sequel to A Joke Gone Wrong. What happens to Severus Snape and the Marauders after that nasty prank?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,010 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Casting Off Shadows by isaytoodlepip reviews
Forced into hiatus by the stress of being a spy, the trauma of torture and threatening madness, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to find peace of mind, and maybe a reason to go on. SSRL SLASH. Warning: violence, sexual trauma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,628 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Plot Bunny of Death by The Treacle Tart reviews
This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.