Author has written 36 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Fairy Tail, and Vocaloid.
Hello, peoples! I go by distraught.hallelujah. I don't give out any personal information, so please don't ask. :/ I love to help out, though, so if you have a question about your story or need a good humor line, feel free to ask me. My book speciality is humor and I usually only write that, with a little romance and some decent action occasionally. All of my books are complete at their time of entry, even if the chapters are not released yet -- I just can't torture my readers with half-finished novels.
The username, in case you're wondering, is from a song I once wrote. I tend to write songs a lot, and one of my songs had the line 'Singing distraught hallelujah' in it. Plus, all the other good usernames were already taken, so here I am. :P My favorite books (that I've written) so far would probably be Campaign, Why Sugar Should Be Illegal, and Alice Human Sacrifice. Though I'm not too proud of the writing for the first two, I still think it was a decent try for something written a while ago and I still giggle at it. I have also seen many anime including but not limited to Clannad, Bleach, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Naruto Shippuden, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Special A, and read many manga including Hana to Akuma, Hana-Kimi, Shirogane no Karasu, Immortal Rain, etc. (you can find me on BakaUpdates as distraughthallelujah for my complete manga list xD). I am one-fifth done with One Piece. Wish me luck. :P
Aaaanyway, thanks for visiting my page. ;) Have a nice day!
Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.