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Joined 03-15-12, id: 3821073, Profile Updated: 07-17-14
Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Vocaloid, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hello! So I failed to do anything over thanksgiving, winter, and spring break. (I feel like quite the bum) But now it's summer break! So I'm kicking my ass into high gear to work on all the stuff I've started and will be starting. All this info cam be found under story update info!

Now for a little about myself:

Kyuu-chan is now a junior in high school! Yay, finally an upperclassman! Anyway I am the sound technician for my school theatre troupe as well as a member of DECA (marketing club in short). I also take a lot of AP classes. Essentially I'm busy a lot (but hey isn't everyone?) so if you're not already familiar with my horrendous updating schedule then you should know that I'm bad about updating even when I have free time. Hopefully that will get better this summer...

Favorites:

Manga- (Well there's a lot but I'll keep it to a minimum) Naruto, Claymore, Beauty Pop, Attack on Titan, Fairy Tale, Ouran High School Host Club, Skip Beat, Soul Eater, ect...

Anime- Attack on Titan, Fate Zero, Sword Art Online (the first arc really) Hetalia, Soul Eater, Wallflower, ect...

Pairings- (I write mainly Naruto fanfics so a lot is Naruto centered) ItachixSakura, MinatoxSakura, KakashixSakura, LevixMikasa, GilgameshxSaber (recently became a die-hard fan), MakaxSoul, and some others.

I love stand-up comedy, especially comedians with a rather crude sense of humor such as Daniel Tosh. Also I love Friends. Its probably the best show ever. I hate math and I love food.


Read my stories and I'll love you forever. No, I am not above bribing.

Story Update Info:

Blame: I appreciate the reviews as always. Most of you guys have requested a sequel. That's been taken into consideration but it will definitely be awhile before anything comes out. If you have something specific in mind for the sequel shoot me a PM.

Prince of Crows: Sequel to Crank Dat Uchiha. The support you guys have given is wonderful as always! I'm so glad you all enjoy it!

Crank Dat Uchiha: Eh mah god. You guys are seriously wonderful! I've never had a one-shot with so many positive reviews! Sequel is up as is mentioned above, thanks so much for all of your support!

I remember you: In Progress. New chapters are temporarily on hold until I finish editing previous chapters. I'm astounded by how much you guys love this story and that's all the encouragement I need to give you guys the best work I can. This and YDIW will be my top priorities.

You're Doing It Wrong: In Progress. I believe I will put new chapters on hold until I go back and edit some of the beginning chapters. I know some of them aren't my best and I want to give you guys the best as I try and submerge myself back into that world. As mentioned above this story and IRY will be top priority.

That Damned Handbook: In Progress. On hiatus until my priorities have been taken care of. But I love that you guys are so into the crack I put up.

Dear Diary Screw You With Love, Sakura: In progress. On hiatus. This came out at a weird point in time for me. I was going through a fight with one of my longest standing friends and really just analyzing myself and everything around me and trying to figure out who I want to be. Those of you that have reviewed say this is relatable and something you guys enjoy so I will definitely come back to this after IRY and YDiW.

Taboo: Definitely complete. I've had a good bit of demand for a sequel and also for more MinatoxSakura in general. A sequel would be hard since I'm pretty satisfied to where that ended. But if you've got an idea for MinaxSaku fluff, lay it on me and I'll do my best to write it for you. I'm not opposed to writing more. Just keep in mind I Remember You and You're Doing It Wrong will always be my first priorities.

Untitled (version 2): Seems to be stuck on permanent hiatus... God knows when I'll come back to this. I'll probably rewrite it, again. I have the whole story line planned out but when I go to write it I keep revisiting and finding everything I write to be corny or stupid. Maybe its just me but someday this will get finished. Thank you to everyone who still follows it and puts up with me.

Soon to be under construction:

-Far

-Hands

-Atarashi Iken

-Protection

-The Marvelous Misadventures of Saya Haruno and Mikoto Uchiha

-Merry Christmas Neji-nii

-Bring Your Pet to Work Day

-Video Shoot

-Marriage Counseling

Shoot me a PM if you have suggestions, questions, comments, or concerns. :)

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Moments In Time: A Close Up by AppleL0V3R reviews
Prompts from Moments in Time that I was requested to expand on, there will 495 total. Collection. ItaSaku. Current: 87. 82 Physical: Sleepwalking. Sakura could argue that she wasn't happy her dream had been real all she wanted because they both knew it wasn't true. Canon. Next: 88. 83 Tale: Tall Truths. She can get away with the elaborate tales she tells, because no one else knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 212,288 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kurohana by Shiranami reviews
Years of war have worn down the shinobi world and it's inhabitants to the core, and Haruno Sakura has become a tragic example. Story about redemption. M for language and dark themes. Pairings: Saku/Shika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,475 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,161 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Difficult by O Rose reviews
Levi and Mikasa are difficult people. Difficult to speak with, difficult to socialize with & difficult to understand. They are so much alike that it makes it difficult to tell where one begins and the other ends. Micro-chapters series, rated for language. Romance/Drama/Humor (Playlist link in profile!) Reviews & favorites forever appreciated! Sequel, Jealous, posted!
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 173 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] - Complete
The Corporal's Words by Digibear reviews
Just a take on what took place after Mikasa and Levi escaped the female type titan. Mikasa/Levi. Rivamika.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,157 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Mikasa A., Levi
Born This Way by LilyEverlasting reviews
Modern AU-high school & beyond. Naruto is a transgender teen. Sasuke is a bored, angry, rich brat with a clingy ex. Sakura is on Team Edward and has issues, and Kakashi is a hot school counselor? Well. This is new. Warnings, disclaimer, & summary INSIDE. Intolerant Flames are taken with a glass of red wine and a good laugh. OHOHOHOHO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,855 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Two hours 'till midnight by StormyInk reviews
The lights flickered, the cab lurching and stopping "Levi," Mikasa murmured. "Why did the elevator stop?" "The power's out." He tugged out his phone—his lip curling when the screen lit up. "No fucking signal. My battery is about to die—and its two hours 'till fucking midnight." He dropped his briefcase, turning to face Mikasa, his expression grim. "Merry fucking Christmas to us."
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] - Complete
Of Simple Arrangements by Midori Aoi reviews
The man with the strength of an entire brigade. The woman worth 100 soldiers. Humanity's Strongest couple. Obviously. (a series of one-shots and ficlets from prompts on Tumblr. I am K-Lionheart and you're about to get pampered.) (AU's galore!) (Rated T - M) (Reviews are begged for.) Levi x Mikasa
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Mikasa A., Levi
CinderArmin by seekingtomorrow reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful boy named Armin who wanted nothing more than to go to the ball and dance with the princess. Too bad his foster-family doesn't consider him muscular enough to go. But maybe with a little help from a certain disgruntled fairy godmother, Armin's dreams can come true. Armin x Annie, Levi x Mikasa.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Armin A., Annie L.] [Mikasa A., Levi] - Complete
100th Secretary by aerin02 reviews
All 99 ex-secretaries of Itachi resigned in less than a month because Itachi and the Akatsuki gang scared them out. After Itachi hired Sakura as his 100th secretary, has he finally met his match? itasaku.. edited and revised from chapter one and taken out of hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
times of once by Ten-Faced reviews
Once upon a time, there was a maiden with teal eyes and a king with blue hair who ruled the dead. And their story was one that changed. Greek-Myth AU, Kaito x Miku.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
The Caged Bird by Itaweasel-hime reviews
AU. He saw her on display, smiling just like all the other women, but without having ever met her, Itachi already knew she was discontent with her life. Not that he could blame her. She was like a caught bird, stuck in a cold cage without any hope of soaring in the sky again. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
When the Stars Align by Lost to the Hoping reviews
True love is like when the stars align; it's brilliant, it's explosive and- sometimes it stalks you? ItaSak, InoSasu, nonmassacre AU, oneshot. Please review! Cover belongs to byShamora on dA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Itachi U. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Unpredictable Fate by NewYear's Tragedy reviews
Two unlikely people meet on a plane back to Texas. Naruto Uzumaki an off duty soldier, with a horrible past finds himself face to face with Sakura Haruno, a girl with a seemingly perfect life. Will fate bring them together or draw them apart? Currently being edited - 01/06/13
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,286 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Endearing Insults by snmwordbender reviews
It is well known that Soul insults Maka on a daily basis, but what if there was more to these words than Maka realized?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
i'm sexy and i know it by paper piper reviews
sometimes, maka practiced being sexy for him, just in case. -soul/maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Strings by hugsfortheneedy reviews
Haruno Sakura never really understood death. Mostly because she still saw the deceased walking around afterwards. A drabble-style story about ghosts, the truth behind Inner Sakura, and red strings of fate. SakuMulti. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sakura H.
Sick Day by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Twenty-four hours and a million problems: Sakura discovers the perils of attempting to care for one sick, highly delirious Uchiha Itachi. / ItaSaku / non-massacre /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Claimed by Aislinn Silver reviews
Sakura knew that Itachi was the most intense person she'd ever meet, but she never could have expected this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
an ode to legs, of all things by paper piper reviews
maka's legs are really something. poor soul. -soul/maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love Haruno Sakura by juliet agn reviews
This is why we don't save people with 100 dollar gift cards to Barnes and Nobles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3755 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Goodbyes by snuffleschifer reviews
I met you at age 16 and fell into a hundred year love...Itachi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Kapootya reviews
A collection of one shots, Sakura/Itachi...various settings and various lengths. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Ode to Fanfiction by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Sakura finds herself paired with everyone from Itachi to Gaara and determinedly writes a poem to set people straight on a few things—namely, her love life. -New chapter added: Sasuke's Ode to Fangirls-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Heat Wave by The Reveiwer known as Name reviews
Sakura has to get things ready for the Valentine's Day dance at school, but will her true feelings for Itachi be revealed? Will he return her feelings? One shot. ItaSaku & PeinKonan AU and Itachi might be OOC; This is my first story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Born in Darkness to Seek the Light by lenaetv reviews
A new adventure awaits for Sakura Haruno and her comrades. When an unknown man appears in front of the Hokage many things begin to change. Who is he? What is his purpose? Sakura x Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Meeting in the Snow by Historyman101 reviews
Miku has been separated from the Vocaloids, and Kaito is grieving. He will give everything to be with her one more time and say something he had been meaning to for a long time... Please R&R
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Therapy by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
If I told you, I would have to kill you. One-shot, Itachi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Simplicity by canicide reviews
ITASAKU. A curious Sakura tries to unravel the mysteries behind Itachi's constant silence.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Sakura: A Life Story by mistressofmischeif reviews
This is my story. Meet me the girl who always has something odd to say. This is my wild and crazy ride through dealing with life's problems and stupid mistakes. Hope you enjoy, Sakura Highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ultimatum by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sakura offers Kakashi an ultimatum.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day I met you by Narutofan462 reviews
Sakura Haruno, a 17 year old girl that had a best friend who has now moved to Europe. She misses him so and retelling the story on how they met inspires her to go to Europe and find him for herself.. [full summary inside]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Once Bitten by soyamiso reviews
Bulma/Vegeta farce about their budding relationship.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,413 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 12/2/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
A Muse's Gift by medaea reviews
AU Bulma/Vegeta definitely not the usual Bulma becomes Vegeta's space slave story. Please check it out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
If I Dreamed by Michika reviews
Bulma is taken from Chikyuu and used by a goddess for her own agenda, bringing Bulma and Vegeta together
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
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Blame reviews
This, this was not her fault. No matter how much this egotistical bastard thought this had been elaborately planned on purpose, it wasn't. This was a serious case of an unfortunate event that had spun horribly out of control. MikasaxLevi WOO!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Levi A., Mikasa A. - Complete
Prince of Crows reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I remember you reviews
Itachi didn't know why he had picked her up from that alleyway, but she was living with him now. Neither of them know it but this dirty street whore has a secret that will change their lives forever. On temporary hiatus until I finish fixing the chapters. New chapter 7 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Crank Dat Uchiha reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Girl Gone Bad: The Musical reviews
In which Sakura is a good girl. Itachi is at a strip-joint. Genma is drunk. Naruto is a knight. Sasuke makes out with the wrong girl. And too many people are singing nonsensical garbage. M for language? And the implied naughtiness I am so fond of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
You're Doing It Wrong reviews
In which Itachi needs to learn how to live his life and Sakura is unlike anyone he has ever encountered. She smiled brightly. "I can teach you how to see the world through a child's eyes and live like you should live." Curiosity peaked, he agreed. On temporary hiatus until I fix chapters
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,696 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Smallboob Nobreast reviews
In which bra tags and chest flatness becomes a very relevant thing and Sakura can't help but think that Indians are overrated. Stupid Ino and her dirty room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Father Intervention reviews
Fathers would go to impossible lengths for their princesses. So when Daichi Haruno's precious little Sakura-chan announces she's going to get married, Daichi decides to call in for back up. Enter Minato and watch as these two try to keep Sakura from getting crazy ideas like marriage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Diary, screw you With love, Sakura reviews
The title says a thousand words. Welcome to Haruno Sakura's diary. A look into the absolute chaos that is a teenagers life. Watch out, you may not come back sane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sakura H.
The Truck and the Poodle reviews
What do you get when you mix three best friends, a two ton truck, a yippy toy-poodle, and an old grudge? Pure chaos of course. Not that Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto know that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That damned handbook reviews
The almighty book-sama has made it's move. Haruno Sakura, meet your match made in fanfiction heaven, Uchiha Itachi. With Inner Sakura around though, and Sakura's inability to obey book-sama, things will never be that simple. Crack, just pure crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Bring your pet to work day reviews
AU/nonmassacre "We don't need a babysitter!" "Hey lady this one will give your chest that extra bow chicka bow!" *Smack* *Groan* "Naruto..." "Sorry Sakura-chan." "Excuse me miss, please stop raping my friend, its illegal." "Yo Sasori, I landed your sister in jail." "No 'mam napkins are not a currency!" Naruto, Saskue get ready for one week of hell... Well comedy for the rest...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Orange Bedroom reviews
Kushina would soon be able to sink her hands into her innocent prize, Haruno Sakura. To think all it took was a bedroom and mysteriously absent can of paint. M you hear? M! Written for ssvidel3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kushina U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taboo reviews
Minato was throwing caution to the wind and letting bygones be bygones. He loved Sakura, there was no point in hiding it, even if it was taboo. Rated M yadda yadda, re-posted after I saw it was gone. Read it and weep!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Minato N., Sakura H. - Complete
Video Shoot reviews
On the set of shooting the music video for Dance With Asmodeus, Kaito has an epiphany. He just might kill Gakupo for touching his precious Miku-chan. All he needs is a cardboard katana and his thirst for an unconcious eggplant lover will be satisfied.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
Merry Christmas Neji-nii reviews
A sad Christmas after the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Neji contemplates moving on to the next life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Untitled (VERSION 2 XD) reviews
Everything they thought they knew, was wrong. As the old saying goes, sometimes things just aren't what they seem. Labeled a traitor to her village while carrying the most preciously guarded secret, Sakura will choose to either let them back into her life, or cast them out like they did her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Sakura H.
Marriage Counseling reviews
When Sakura entered the counsling office, stupid hair obsessed husband in tow, she hadn't expected to see her ANBU captain and all of his sexy Uchiha glory. How Itachi managed to look as desireable as chocolate in a string bikini, she would never know. Crackish fic because they are o so fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Marvelous Misadventure of Saya Haruno and Mikoto Uchiha reviews
Two mothers united by a common cause around the world. GRANDCHILDREN! And proving that stupid cousin Koran wrong of course. No force of nature or pesky Sasuke will stop these two from making their awkward children 'get it on'. Will they get grandchildren to spoil? Poor Itachi and Sakura, they have no idea what's coming. Now rated M because of second chapter :P Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Protection reviews
So long he had protected her. Now he was vurnerable. It was her turn to protect him. Until her dying breath, so long as she may live. Uchiha Itachi was hers. No one would take that from her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Atarashi iken reviews
He wasnt the Kyuubi no Kitsune for nothing. He would be damned if he wasn't there to see the inevitble destruction that Haruno Saukra would cause. oneshot, rather dark humor, kinda short sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hands reviews
"It's definitely those huge boobs!" as Genma would so interestingly put it. Short KakaSaku fluff...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Far reviews
It is a well known fact that Haruno Sakura would do absolutely anything for Uzumaki Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete