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FAVORITE NARUTO CHARACTERS (BOYS((no specific order))):
Sasuke ღღ
Itachi (Who DOESN'T love Itachi???)
Naruto
KILLER BEE!!!!
Pein
FAVORITE NARUTO CHARACTERS (GIRLS((no specific order))):
Sakura
Hinata
Konan
Ino (somewhat)
SONIC OVER MARIO FTW!!! SONIC RULES :D

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Put this on your-
"profile" if you love-
Sasuke!
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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Donovan

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? ...No pink? XC Well, red's closer so I'll pick that. Red :o

3. Your first initial? A

4. Your month of birth? Sept.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White is peaceful :D

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Briana R. Best bud forevss! :DDD

7. Your favorite number? 7

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Hrm...World Peace!

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (...funny, I once had feelings for him. xD)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life (whoop whoop)

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Of course she is!)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (:O... I can see that... Lol.)

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Paste this on your profile if u wanna go back to those days...

If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes
copy and paste this into your profile!!

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (-_-...I'm sorry, WHAT?)

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Aggrivates me...)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a whoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm Mexican so I must be a slut

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I don't smile often so I must be suicidal

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (xD lol)

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so IMUST smoke and drink too. (I don't agree, but they're still my buds. C:)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Manga so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (;D Amen to that!!!)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. ('Weak'? Seriously? o.o)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and ignorant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (A bad habit, but trying to stop! XC)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Huh?)

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I am a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Wow, ok. xD)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I love ANIME, so I MUST be an obsessed asian freak(-_- Really?)

I'm into HENTAI, so I MUST be a pedophile and a sadomasochists.

I love Japan more than My country, so I MUST be racist.

I own a DOG, so I MUST hate cats.

I'm a Cyber Punk, so I MUST be a freak.

I like taking Photos, so I MUST be a Pervert.

I like to collect things, so I MUST be Ancient.

I want/have Piercing', so I MUST be a gang banger. (I wanna Monroe. :D)

I want/have Tattoo's, so I MUST be a Rapist and Drug Addict.

If I have a Brother then, I MUST be into INCEST. (WTF)

If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 418,143 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Twisted by K-chu reviews
Sasuke realizes he's twisted, wanting something he can't have. Maybe this is all part of his punishment. He never felt this way until he was forced to take care of her. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,501 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
naruto yaoi saukura sasuke naruto gay straight wateva by swagjay1234bo2pro reviews
yolo swag justin bieber numbr 1 shout out to my nigga lil j j and big jay ok hope u luvvin it kik me @ bigfatpenis
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
New muse by Mattyxmk reviews
Fionna moves into a new house and finds out that the other kids in town think it's haunted by a vampire. She begins to invent horror stories to tell at school in order to get attention. But the more stories she tells, the more frightened she becomes of the house...And the more real her stories seem to become. Especially when she comes face to the blood sucker himself.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
The Evolution Of Love by Starry o.0 reviews
Little scenes over 10 years. You think she's annoying. It turns out you've been lying to yourself all along..(Thank you.)... [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And In Time, We Move On by cutecrazyice reviews
Sasuke hates Sakura for a number of reasons. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Natsume Hyuuga's Rules by Zen Ayuri reviews
Natsume Hyuuga's Rules were known to everyone. But there was one person who was idiotic enough not to care. NatsuMikan-2-
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
finding the inbetween by quorra laraex reviews
Whether it's love or hate or something in the middle, his pupils dilate when he sees her. — Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
schwach by empteaminded reviews
Wipe away these fears with your artsy, calloused, slender fingers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shelters From Ourselves by Szki reviews
When she slips out of a bed, Sasuke doesn't look at her. His back is facing her, his face turned to the wall, eyes tightly closed. The smell of watermelons lingers some more, before it too, fades away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daimyo's Daughter by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Sakura's first solo mission places her undercover in the Land of Hot Springs. Unknown to her, Sasuke's been sent by Orochimaru on the same mission and paths that diverged, cross again. Pre-Shippuden...barely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,850 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rocket Queen by a warrior queen reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
9 Crimes by owlavender reviews
They always talk about how Sakura felt that night. No one ever considered him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by kataang97 reviews
"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Breathe by Kimmi-chan92 reviews
A simple mission gone wrong. Now Sakura's life hangs in the balance, and Sasuke blames himself. Rated T for violence and minor language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sixteen by skinnieminnie reviews
Because sometimes all he wants to do is hold her hand. Unconnected drabbles that explore the relationship between MugenxFuu
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fuu, Mugen
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lolita by WhiteRabbit52 reviews
Thirty year old Sasuke is bored with daily life but that all changes in a shock of pink. Her name is Lolita and she is fourteen. SasuSakua. Au. warning: dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,738 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
officer officer tell me the truth by songs reviews
AU. Sakura gets pulled over by Officer Uchiha Sasuke; — sasuke ო sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Change of Heart by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When Sakura said he'd need to make a few changes in his life for health reasons, Sasuke was less than enthusiastic. But with Sakura lending a hand, change might not be so bad. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Isolation by ill0gical reviews
Dark halls. Stark cells. Shouts, laughter, screams. An ambiance of teenage angst, anger, emotion and clouds without silver linings. Welcome to Oto's Juvenile Institution. AU. SasuSaku. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,887 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rose by Runaway Wordette reviews
Ino likes to compare people to flowers by their traits and actions. She has always seen herself as the rose, most beautiful of all and Sasuke has been her partner flower. Sakura is the cherry blossom, easily crushed and common. But now, who really is the rose? SasuSaku and ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Innocent by missmocha77 reviews
When a plan to scare Fuu doesn't go his way, Mugen overhears more than he wants to.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Distant Ruins by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
SasuSaku. AU. One-shot. She is lucky, she thinks, to have Sasuke as her first client. He's handsome, rich, and everything else she's not, and that is exactly why she's here, in his room, giving all of herself over to this stranger she just barely met. She only hopes Naruto never finds out. It would kill him if he knew she was selling her body to keep them alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quality Time with Team Seven by hello.anne reviews
There was a reason why Kakashi rarely ate out with his students.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Psychoboy by WhiteRabbit52 reviews
Sakura lives at a mental hospital with her psychologist mother, Tsunade. She not a patient but when she accidentally meets one of her mother's patients she finds herself falling in love with a dangerous psychopath. AU. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore by RD-chan hokage reviews
03: "So where were we Sakura?" He asked her playfully, his lips grazing on her neck ready to nip her smooth skin. He was answered by a wail from the girl that helplessly pushed him away while turning into a shade of his favorite food... /NekoProblemLime/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Never Have by Runaway Wordette reviews
Sasuke has been back in Konoha for two years. He feels nothing and cares for nothing. He has no emotion, he doesn't laugh, he doesn't smile, he can't even cry. Yet always by his side is his angel that he takes for granted, taking care of him. What happens when he has a nightmare she isn't there to wake him up from?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aphrodisiac: At his limits by ProdigyUchiha reviews
Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Day by rainbow p3nis reviews
When Sakura decided to go all out on the term liberation, things really heated up. In reality, she was just out of clean underwear. SasuSaku. Co-authored by cutecrazyice, xfucktheglasses, and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Get A Little Closer by WellHowAboutThat reviews
If Sakura were to tell the truth, there's nothing quite as satisfying as getting under Sasuke Uchiha's skin. She rather enjoys making him lose his self control. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Last One by AngeLhearteD reviews
I am the last one. Neither living nor dead, a shell of what I once was. But somehow, regardless, you always find my heartbeat. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Reason by sincerelyLen reviews
It was a reunion Haruno Sakura hardly expected. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
False Rumor by ani.tenshi reviews
Sasuke never thought that he would be angered by some stupid rumor, but when he stumbles upon some proof he is too shocked to acknowledge it as reality. He will make sure that Sakura belongs with him and not some random idiot! *One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A cake in the face by Seirei no Ryuu reviews
Team 7 has one goal: Make Sasuke eat cake. Why? Because it's his birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Early Morning Conversation by white epitome reviews
Of course, it was just like Sakura to ask Sasuke a question he didn't want to answer. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eleven Truths and Something More by cutecrazyice reviews
The glass shattered to the ground as her gaze landed on familiar black hair and pale skin riddled with jagged scars. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sledding by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's S Ranked Market Mission by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Is It Progression by Loveify reviews
"There was blood on the walls, and the sheets smelled like sweat and sex."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boot's Revenge by Decoding Wonderland reviews
Boot's finally gets his revenge on Dora. After all of the years of crappy adventures he gets her back! Please R&R!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
A Color Step Down by OldeInn reviews
Sasuke could never love Karin. The sex was great, but her hair was red, not pink, eyes red, not green.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Want Me by furousha reviews
Series of MugenxFuu smut fics.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Mugen, Fuu
Blame It On The Bed by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathing Slowly by iMissa reviews
The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Appreciation by Yellow Mask reviews
The problem is that you didn't appreciate what you had. You didn't appreciate her, and now you'll never have her. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twisted by Yellow Mask reviews
He had done it. What he swore he'd never do. And he'd done it to Sakura. Dark SasuSaku oneshot, mature themes. Sasuke's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tainted by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
His fingers never relent in grip, and her tears spill over as the room whispers to her, loathing, accusing: “Tainted little cherry blossom.” [SasuSaku][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thief by twitch and spaz reviews
Sakura should have known stealing Sasuke's sword probably hadn't been the best idea. SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura Crisis by angel puppeteer reviews
He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Fan by his-little-troll reviews
SasuSaku. It's the anniversary of the Uchiha massacre and Sakura has a present for Sasuke. In my opinion, very in character. Read to find out if you think the same!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I think by Lady Starburst reviews
She thinks it's impossible to get over something that never was. He thinks there's nothing left. A few years later, Sasuke and Sakura pick up where they left off. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shattered by Andrea Sinisterra reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. Written for Church of Lemons 2006. One person can only take so much... it's just a matter of time before you break. Contains lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dance by Insomniac247 reviews
SasuSaku It was one dance with a mysterious dark stranger, but it had felt like so much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Monumental Experience: Sasuke's First Sunburn by ShisoLoveli reviews
What happens when Sasuke gets a sunburn...from being shirtless. A one-shot semi-fluffy SasuSaku fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Without You by ryuutsukihime reviews
[REVISED][Oneshot][SasuSaku][Lots of angst] What if you lost someone who cared for you and cherished you the most? Sasuke's POV of how Sakura died to save his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Fond reviews
The Uchiha and Haruno became sex buddies because of their urges. No love involved, they vowed, at least on his part. He's still with Team Taka, she's still with the Leaf Village, but his seldom nightly visits are only for her. Until... Sakura now has a new crush, not wanting to be just a toy to Sasuke anymore, slowly and slyly tearing herself away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Prince and Princess Noodle reviews
The Princess of the Village Hidden in the Candy was too kind. Too friendly. Too bright. She was the harmless 'rabbit'. The Prince of the Village Hidden in the Darkness was heartless; a lot like his village's name. Emotionless. Distant.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Finding the Bean reviews
Sasuke Uchiha never thought that once in his life he had to take responsibiliy of his pink-haired teammate. His BABY teammate. This is all HER fault! Not knowing when or how Sakura will turn back to normal, he has no choice but to...babysit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.