Age: between my fist and none of your business
Name: Divine Protector of Skyrim, Divine Protector of All Food, Percy Jackson the Dragonborn, Percy Jackson or seaweedbrain. (Newest to oldest)
Fav. Books: Percy Jackson, Ranger's Apprentice, Brotherband Chronicles, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and a lot more.
Fav. Games: Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Call of Duty, Assassin's Creed, Halo, Lego games.
Preferred game console: Xbox 360
Fav. Pastimes: Reading Fanfiction, writing Fanfiction, playing Skyrim, riding my bike, hanging out with my two bros, playing Call of Duty black ops Zambies.
Lives in: Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
If you HATE stereotypes; BOLD all the things you are.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a bitch
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK,
so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m “GOOD LOOKIN”, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST not have a social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I’m a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be depressed.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I’m POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet.
I SMILE a lot, so I MUST be preppy.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be unrealistic.
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
Deck of Cards
It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.
The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.
As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.
Just than an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'
The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'
The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'
The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,
I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'
The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'
'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.
The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments
The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .
The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.
The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.
The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.
The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.
The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.
The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.
The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.
The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.
The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.
When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.
There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.
The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.
So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.
Pray for the Military.
Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...
Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.
Bless them and their families.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.
There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.
Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.
Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.
Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.
Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
AU- Alternate Universe
OC- Original Character
OOC- Out of Character
Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.
CC- Constructive criticism
Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.
IC- In character
AN- Author's note
R&R- Read & review
POV- Point of view
if electricty comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from morons
when life hands you lemons throw them back and say make your own dam lemonade
when you die in an elevator rember to press the UP! BUTTON
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!
If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile
98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 9% )
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
I HAVE NO REASON 2, BUT I HATE JB!!!
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile
Opens mailbox and skims through mail* "Junk...junk...junk...coupon...ooo they're having a sale at Bob's Buffalo Buffet...junk...junk...UGH! I joined the dark side years ago! Why do they keep sending me brochures!" *Throws down mail and stomps inside then runs back out* "I almost forgot my coupon!"
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
People who say nothing's impossible, they never tried to slam a revolving door.
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01, Morgana101, Dragonclaw11, NightmarishStar, Divine Protector of Skyrim,
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't care about politics, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate spinach, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you konw taht you can raed mix-up wrods vrey esialy if the frist and lsat ltetrs are in the rgiht palce? If you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile.
There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Be eco-friendly and turn off the lights when you leave the room. How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?"
"There is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than can - oh wait, that's The Lion King... But the point stands!"
Ryan: The White House? That's over 500 miles away!"
Colin: "Yeah, but if we go in the other direction, it's right next door."
"The capital of Wyoming is 'W'! :3 "
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
Shawn: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!"
"Good afternoon. I came to announce that Jimmy is no longer cracking corn, and I do care."
"Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head."
"Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain."
"God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft."
"A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
"Well behaved women rarely make history."
"Acknowledging that you know nothing is the first step along the road of wisdom."
--Harald of Atorma, Unforeseen Variable Chapter 13 by FractiousDay
"I might've of been gone but I never walked out."
--Worry List by Blue October
"I'm no saint-that is, unless you think a saint is a sinner who keeps on trying."
"Idiots, there getting even more idiotic by the day"
Copy on your profile!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) (:)(:)(:)(:) =)
If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you denie it you are denieing Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you denie him he will denie you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Your Guy Side
You love hoodies.
Your Girl Side
You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing by me; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?
WHY CHILDREN ARE ADORABLE
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total so far=2
() You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
() You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
(x)Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
total so far= 9
() You have accidentally caught something on fire.
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x)You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says "fart" you laugh.(sometimes)
(x) You just laughed.
total so far= 13
() Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
() You are often told to use your "inside voice".
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 15
() You have eaten a bug.
() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 17
(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 22
I'm stupid! WOO HOO! XD
The 6 Truths of Life
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue
2.You just tried to do the above
3.The first one is a lie
4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot
5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it
6.You're smiling like an idiot right now
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "
-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.
-See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars.
-See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names.
-See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cries herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always.
-See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped.
-See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him.
-See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body.
-See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way.
-See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams.
-See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia.
-See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left.
-See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand.
-See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day.
-See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago.
-See know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills.
-See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
-See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
1) Have you ever been asked out? Yeah- said no, not looking for a girlfriend, and I didn't like the girl who asked me out during PE
2) Where did you get your default picture? Somewhere...
3) What's your middle name? D*s (it's a secret)
4) Your current relationship status? Too Busy Hunting Dragons
5) Does your crush like you back? Maybe not, not sure
6) What is your current mood? Tired, bored, I-sometimes-hate-Sundays
7) What color of underwear are you wearing? (awkward) black & grey
8) What color shirt are you wearing? dark blue covered in Pringles Chip crumbs
9) Missing something? a bunch of Legos
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I would change…a lot of stuff
11) If you must be an animal for one year, what would you be? a Pegasus
12) Ever had a near death experience? almost drowned in a swimming pool where it was only 6 ft deep.
13) Something you do a lot? Play Candy Crush Saga, play Skyrim, play Minecraft, play BTD5 HD, write, read, and draw.
14) The song stuck in your head? Hands Heigh High- Linkin Park
15) Who did you copy and paste this from? ArtemisApollo97
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? I don't know...
17) When was the last time you cried? Dunno
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes
19) If you could have one super power what would it be? To create anything with my mind out of nothing, especially money
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? how they look, and personality
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I dont go to starbucks
22) What's your biggest secret? Not telling
23) Favorite color? Black
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? No
25) What are you? Weird and annoying
26) Do you speak any other language? Spanish, Italian, Geman, French, and Dovahzul.
27) What's your favorite smell? Outside after the rain
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Its complicated
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope
30) What are you thinking about right now? Thinking about what I'm thinking about
31) What should you be doing? Getting a life
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My best Friend
33) Do you like working in the yard? Depends on weather and mood
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Jackson, I just like it
35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Maybe
36) What is your natural hair color? Dirty Blond
37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Uh... no-one
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Divine Protector of Skyrim
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.
SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), Divine Protector of Skyrim (Utah, USA)
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
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