C.Y. Dementress
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Joined 05-09-03, id: 382238, Profile Updated: 11-18-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Cats, and Glee.

Few things about me.

I've had this account for almost a decade.

I'm from the Philippines.

I usually write when a good plot hits me.

That is all.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3849 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4401 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 4,513 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 8,264 - Follows: 7,745 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bites by Foxxed reviews
Kurt Hummel is a Chef de Cuisine with a tongue as sharp as his knife. But when the restaurant across the street finally opens, Kurt is confronted with an old culinary school rival - the always smiling and opera-singing Italian Chef Blaine Anderson and things are about to heat up faster than the average stove.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cirque de Joie by Sharmain reviews
Blaine has been part of the Cirque de Joie for most of his life, being the 'handy man' around the circus. He yearns to be a performer but he has none of the talent. Just when he thought there was nothing left for him, a new aerialist joins the Cirque. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,548 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Better Run, Outrun My Gun by your.kat reviews
The zombie apocalypse happens. This is the story of how the members of New Directions survive – or don't survive, as the case may be. FABERRY, Brittana, Samcedes, Klaine, Tike, Wilma, and every other romance or bromance ever imagined.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The One Who Knows Your Name by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Companion piece to "Who Taught You To Use Your Hands" In which Kurt does what he can to get what he wants. Sex & angst
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Just One Wish by Apple Caramel Frapp reviews
Blaine/Kurt, AU : Blaine wasn't sure of what the Hunters had captured when they came back. But in the end, he fell for its spell-as all men who had gazed upon a wood nymph had been.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Some Shall Never Know by moderndaycinderella reviews
The prophecy says that four souls shall save the world. The God and Goddess of Light and the God and Goddess of Darkness shall join forces and save the world. Who are they? Will survive with only themselves to rely on? DHr and BZGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,248 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6741 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tingles by RosylaGypsy reviews
Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees, out for a midnight stroll. They get into a spot of trouble. One-shot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
A Second Chance by Lavender Cat reviews
When Valerie Greywool, a painfully shy young woman, dies prematurely trying to save her beloved pet, she gets a second chance at life...just not the way she'd planned. Mark the calenders! It's finished!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,138 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
George and by marginaliana reviews
George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Ted T. - Complete
Tis the Night to be Horny by evilsweet reviews
In and Out, that's right Harry. In and out. What is Harry, Hermione, and Ron doing behind those doors?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Elemental Alchemy HP DaVinci Code by catchthesnitch reviews
Murder, cryptic clues and puzzles, danger around every corner! Robert Langdon gets swept up in Harry Potter's world and he is about to have a coronary!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,248 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/23/2004
Light and Dark of the Raven by Slytherin Spirit reviews
UPDATED 29.08.04 Draco had repented his ways (well....almost) and joined The Order where he has been assigned the job a spy. How will he react when he is teamed up with Hermione? Please RR. Next Chapter is delayed due to severe writer's block. SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,600 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Happy Birthday, Cho by ruhnas reviews
Chos 18th birthday is just days away and Harry has to make it great, but can he do it when his two best friends cant keep their hands off each other. H/C fic with some R/Hr. Not much romance in CH 1 by anyways please r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Harry P., Cho C.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Harry Potter Style! by Zandramas reviews
The title says it all, I believe! PG for suggestive content (we all know how that goes on Whose Line!!).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003
12 days of New Year by taintedtwistedtraumatized reviews
Let's just say that lunch on the Great Hall will never be the same when James starts to sing a New Year song. Come on, kids, let's sing along!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2003 - James P. - Complete
Magical Me: A Test on Gilderoy Lockhart by Taryn Weasley reviews
You know that test that Lockhart gave in the 2nd book? Well, here it is!! Chapter 4 is up!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003
Harry Potter and the Mages of the Phoenix by Remus2 reviews
Gaining new powers and friends, and with a help from a certain femail redhead, will Harry be able to defeat the worse wizard of all time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Twelve Shades of Blue by lone astronomer reviews
A nice piece of Ron/Hermione fluff. Ron talks to Herm about the night of the Yule Ball, among other things. Very fluffy, very cute. If only there was a
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2001 - Hermione G.
A Matter of Trust by Dagmar Buse reviews
How come a nerd suddenly looks cool? He can, if he has a teammate to give him a makeover ...
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2000 - Complete
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Guess what Windsor found on the internet? reviews
OCs by CP Coulter. Story based on "Dalton". Oneshot: It was Han Westwood's usual night on the internet when he found something highly relevant to Windsor's interest concerning a certain Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Saving the Tribe, You're Doing It Right! reviews
ONE-SHOT. The Jellicle Cats are under attack by Macavity's henchcats. And the Rum Tum Tugger saves the day. WAT? O 0
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Harry's Potion reviews
Thanks to a malfunctioned potion, Harry and Hermione are forced to view life in a different perspective. Not your ordinary Freaky Friday plot! Warning: may bust lungs and cause sore butts. This was formerly by The Enchantresses but I just changed my PN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,825 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
True Love Can Wait reviews
Two-shot story. A few weeks before the final war, Hermione ponders on her past love for a certain raven haired bespectacled boy, but what if the same boy returns her feelings a little too late? Especially if those "feelings" are heavy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dilemma reviews
A song parody of "Dilemma" which I don't own. I wrote it many months ago. Now that I'm posting it, its my b-day present to me! DMHG R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.