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Joined 03-16-12, id: 3824216, Profile Updated: 09-21-13
Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Mythology.

Okay so this account used to be shared with my friend but she gave it to me so sorry if you're all confused about the name being changed.

I like Fullmetal Alchemist, Creepypastas, RosarioVampire, Blood, The Hush Hush series, The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd series, The Legend Of Zelda, Darker Than Black and others.

I'll write requests for people if wanted. If it isn't on my list of likes up there Just ask and I'll let you know if I can write a story about it.

For this, bold applies to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy, I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade. I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.

I am HUMAN, so I MUST be ME.


I don't have much to say. I'm a boring person. .--.

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A Lucky Catch by AllenxEdward reviews
Edward has always had a fascination about the human world. But when he falls in love with a human, he is thrown into a new world. Based on the Little Mermaid, due to Ed's arguement we had to drop the title. Fluffy yaoi! RoyEd. Please R&R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Through Fire and Rain by Kemnam reviews
Roy Mustang had always expected that the day his life would end would be in an Inferno, just like how he had ended so many others' lives. But Roy never expected the day when he became the Inferno. Chimera!Roy. No Pairings. Chimerism starts chapter 5!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,275 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Roy M.
How Things Came To Be by Torchwoodlover1996 reviews
A brutal fight with a criminal leaves Roy injured and Ed and Al to take Roy into their own hands. This will Have a lemon and is a yoai! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! This is my first LEMON Pairings will be EdxRoy and AlxWinry. Sorry if they seem a little OOC! ENJOY!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crimson Soaking Through by HazelEyes8D reviews
Ed's been keeping a dark secret, and when Roy is the only one to know about it, how will he react? What will he do? Parental!RoyEd. Rated T because I hope that's the right rating... Written from Roy's POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Charity Event by Rei Kiri reviews
Every year the military holds a competition of the most profiting charity event planned by the different departments. Roy never bothers to participate, but this year there's a prize... and he wants it. Eventual EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,456 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Edward E., Roy M.]
A Very Real Hell and an Extremely Fake Heaven by YukiFenikkusu reviews
He didn't mean to. It was an accident, an accident that he didn't even cause. He never wished will not on her, not on him either until now. Edward Elric has been abused every day of life since he was seven. He didn't want it but he couldn't stop those events. Rape/Abuse/Yaoi/Smut/ RoyxEd slight/AlxMartel !Revision Hiatus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,382 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
GENDERBEND: GumLee by Red Ryebread reviews
WARNING: Contains boyXboy love, boys, unless you don't like, don't read. This is mainly for Fangirls. Marshall Lee goes to Gumball's castle while he was busy with a ball to help the elderly Candy People. Marshall is in his room trying to find someway to freak gumball out, but SOMTHING HAPPENS. ((Contains Lemon)) Lemon will be in the next few chapters... okay? chill. -.-
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
Scream For Me by SlenderXLover reviews
An obsession that destroyed all that it touched. Jeff the Killer/ OC fanfiction! Language, Lemons, Adult Themes, Violence (maybe)
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012
Balconies and Betrayal by Sinister Outcast reviews
Sad Gumshall One-shot. made me want to cry as I was typing this. WARNING! will probably make you cry. sorry about that. (Oh and btw: I'm continuing chapters will be updated soon!)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
That's not strawberry syrup, Marshall by ShampooTheEvilNinjaKitty reviews
Marshall stumbles across a sticky mess on Prince Gumballs bed. Little does he know it is definitely not strawberry syrup. One shot. Pairing: Marshball. Contains a shout out to Lemongrab.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Hooking Up by nochick-fics reviews
Roy visits an old hangout and sees a new face...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Underneath it All by Franciu reviews
Edward is undercover with Mustang's Eastern squad... in an all girl's school that is. How do they not kill each other, and why is Mustang looking at Ed when dressed like a girl like he's something to eat? My summaries suck really bad, so sorry;-; Eventually RoyEd, so don't like don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Slender: Dominance by Autumn Reid reviews
It's sex. Plain and simple as that. Kinky, MxM, Don't like, Don't read. I don't own Slender or Jeff the Killer.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by KilaIesha a.k.a Gaara'sGirl12 reviews
How will Prince Gumball react to Marshall Lee's slip of the tongue? Slash. Marball. Or whatever you want to call them! XP
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
I Want You by J3ff3llA reviews
It has been 2 years in the PastaHouse for BEN and Jeff the Killer, who form a close friendship. But Jeff is starting to think that "friends" isn't the only feelings that BEN has towards him. Maybe Jeff has more feelings than friends towards the ghost too? Will Jeff accept his feelings for his best friend, or will he ignore the obvious and go on in life alone?
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Dressin' Up by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Roy accidentally overhears Edward and Winry talking, and in turn finds out that Ed has a secret fetish for seeing him dressed up: Suit and tie, hair slicked back, all that jazz. So what does he do? You guessed it. -RoyEd, yaoi, Winry being the cutie she is, suit fetish, mild language. The M rating will be for the second chapter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
my rival milk by blindmemories reviews
Edward Elric has never liked milk. But when the Colonel gets involved, will Ed's fear dissipate or grow even larger?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Strawberry Muffins by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Written from a review from Epic F. Awesomesauce. Ed comes home late from work to a dark house that smells suspiciously like freshly baked goods... What the hell is Roy doing up so late? -RoyEd, domestic fluff. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Theoretically Speaking by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
"Of course I wouldn't /actually/ do /that/ with Mustang," Ed responded, rolling his eyes. "But theoretically? Totally." -In which Mustang's staff bets on who would top who in bed and Edward smugly agrees, theoretically, of course. Because Ed would never /actually/ sleep with Roy. That was just ludicrous. -Rated for sexual theme, language, implied denial and indirect EdRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Getting Even by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Oneshot for Rei Kiri! It's been weeks since Ed and Roy's last time together, and it's getting hot and heavy in the office. When someone knocks on the door, Roy panics and shoves Ed under his desk. Ed hates being made to wait, and decides to get himself some sweet, loving revenge. -Warning: Oral, yaoi, RoyEd, swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You don't lie by phantomhive ninja reviews
Slenderman X Jeff the killer! Yaoi Slenderman is wondering around the woods when he finds Jeff and gives him a place to stay. Rated M for later chapters and some gore. Creepypasta, slenderjeff
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013
Drowned Scars by darkheart753 reviews
A short oneshot. Jeff the Killer X Ben Drowned. After a long day in the human world, Jeff comes home to find his best friend wanting to give him a little birthday present. Lemon, Yaoi.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
Bittersweet by C.J. Nanashi reviews
What happens behind the closed doors of Prince B. Gumball and his secret entertainment.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee - Complete
My Love Is Like A Golden Rose by Raven-1313 reviews
Ed returns home early from an assignment to surprise his lover, Roy, but who is that girl on Roy's arm? Is Roy cheating on him while he is away? Alternating POV, One-shot. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You've always been perfect for Me by xMarballMandix reviews
When the scheming Vampire king attempts to play a trick on an unsuspecting Gumball, he gets much more than he bargained for. Instead of a fun prank,he gets sexy dreams and nervous around the prince, and feelings begin to surface... (Rated M for Sex and language)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,531 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee
Crimson by Momma-Ran reviews
Vlad says goodbye to Henry.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Vladimir Tod, Henry - Complete
Inu's Mating Season by Flame-Metal-Heart reviews
This is my first short story ever made. The summary may be awful, but the story will be good. This is about Roy, Wolf, and Edward, Beagle, and their different points of view. However, when mating season is coming along the way. How are the two going to react? Read and find out. Sorry summary is being baka. Story good though. OCC for Edward for emotion troubles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
I'll Find You by M169 reviews
Jeff the Killer and BEN Drowned Jeff kills one of BEN's victims, and BEN isn't just going to accept that. WARNINGS: Yaoi, Violence, Blood, Gore. Read at your own risk. Completed.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Saccharine by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Roy really needs to get his paperwork done, but Ed won't leave him alone. Roy kind of wants to punch him in the face. Rated for Ed's inappropriateness, swearing, content, RoyEd. Non-lemon oneshot. Roy's POV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dying Flame by Silver-Sempai reviews
Roy & Ed are a couple. But Mustang is lost in the thought of their age difference. Elric is so young that he could have anyone he wanted. Roy wonders why an 'old dog' was picked. Requested. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
DID YOU EVEN LOVE ME by iloveanime059 reviews
ROY MAKES A BET TO GO OUT WITH EDWARD FOR ONE NIGHT A SLEEP WITH HIM. WILL ROY TELL EDWARD BEFORE HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE LITTLE BET
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A kinda heavy joke by Moije reviews
Ed has to move in with Roy. Not that he don't like it. But will he be able to hide his condition? And will Roy remember what he shouldn't have forgot? Yaoi. Mpreg. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Beyond The Unknown by RubySaphireMoon reviews
Roy Mustang was unnaturally pale, even for a Xingese man. Maybe that had something to do with why his military file was incomplete. Or the fact that he had been MIA for three weeks during the Ishvalen War. RoyEd, Havocai. A bit AU, enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Roy M., Edward E.
I'm sorry by JJ Dragon reviews
Jeff the killer. Creepypasta. VERY short one shot. SPOILERS. Jeff has just killed his brother and is left with only his regretful thoughts for company. Kind of a sequel to "My brother Jeff the killer". You don't have to have read that to understand, though.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by RedLilyPetal reviews
Ed is new to Arakawa academy and nervous about making friends...but when one Roy Mustang steps in to fill that space...will their feeling go further than friendship, and turn into undeniable love? this a BOYXBOY story! rated T for in detail YAOI scenes and language. dont like it then dont read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Vampire's Kiss by Flame-Metal-Heart reviews
The information is inside the story. This is the first oneshot of Female Edward Elric and Vampire Roy Mustang. There are some blood, less cussing, dark thoughts, emotionaily moment, and a sweet lemon. I hope you enojoy it. FeEdx VampRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Vocal Problems by Elvira Rayne reviews
Ed loses his voice and has a report to turn in. How will he get by in Roy's office without talking about it? What is Roy to do about it? What if Roy thinks its all a game of charades? Will he lose his patience with him? Read to find out - RoyEd One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Mustang by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Ed needs to go to Resembool to get his arm fixed, and Al and Roy come along. When Ed goes for a ride on Winry's new horse, innuendos fly high, and Ed is gonna pay for teasing Roy. Yaoi, RoyxEd, rated for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
FMA Finds Fanfiction by NewDawn13 reviews
While Fuery is exploring the newly found internet, he stumbles across Fanfiction. What is everyone going to think about the people they have been paired with? And do some of these pairings actually make...sense? Mostly RoyxEd. Also, they would like to know, "What the HELL is yaoi?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Roy M., Edward E.
Kitty Kitty by Alice 'Italy' Morgans reviews
It started when Edward rescued a stray cat that he couldn't keep. The next day, Roy Mustang found that he was now a cat. Can he somehow tell Ed that it's him before the boy thinks that Roy abandoned him? *Royed, kinda ooc* ONESHOT Cover drawn by me!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Bookmark by Feli-chan and Meep reviews
Dammit, there was nothing more nerve-wracking than trying to find someone a gift at the last second... Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Golden Rose's Tear by Flame-Metal-Heart reviews
Roy comes home from work and enjoyed his relaxation. However, a young boy sneaked inside the house away from a cold and wet rain. What is the little boy doing at his room? Read and find out. RoyxEdward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alchemic Lights by Ryle Culler reviews
Oneshot! Edward just got back from a mission and was starved. Edward found that Mustang was eating a sandwich and didn't finish it! He ate it without thinking of the consiquences. What will be his punishment? RoyxEdward EdxRoy LEMON! Rated M for muture
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fools by Alphonseelric22 reviews
He was not nearly awake enough for all of this.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Metal and Flame by clarch reviews
Roy loves a certain blond shorty. What happens when Roy takes said blond home for a night of fun? Suck at summeries.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Roy x Ed: Lovestruck lovers by Flame-Detective reviews
A touching tale of Edward becoming a toddler and finding hidden love for Roy after his is held captive by someone he least expected. OOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Toddler by Little Hiei reviews
This was originally posted by my older brother but it is my story and now I will be posting it. Ed gets turned into a toddler and Roy has to take care of him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Woman Side of Me by enragedpurple reviews
RoyXEd. When Roy and Ed get together, who is really the woman in the relationship? Oneshot, but with a little bit of a plot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Choking on Love by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Edward is angry at how one of his missions turned out. Roy is supposed to make it up to him, but things tend to get out of hand. RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Into The Night by silverthewolf22 reviews
Fem Roy and Maes go to a party, and literally get pushed into dancing. Into the Night lyrics and characters do not belong to me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Strip Tease by SadisticDemongyrl reviews
"Say what?" "Oh I know you heard me." Henry replied."Now strip." Yikes! Vlad a stripper? Stripping for Henry? say what! Rated M for obvious reasons.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Henry, Vladimir Tod - Complete
Edward gets Sick by InSaNiTyBrO reviews
when Edward gets extreamly sick, Roy takes him to the doctor. there, Edward learns to hate thermometers. ::WARNING:: exaterated uses of olden day medicine for fan-girls' fantasies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Edward and the Suppositories by InSaNiTyBrO reviews
what happens when Ed can't use the bathroom and Roy decides to take matters in his own hands? ::WARNING:: strong kinky-ness, and naked buttoxs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Roy's Death by AllenxEdward reviews
What happens when the car, Roy and Ed are in, breaks down? Based on the urban legend, the Boyfriend's death. Implied Yaoi. Character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Unpredictable by Taranova reviews
In the middle of a fight, things take an uncontrolled turn. Roy/Ed smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Friends and Alibis by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
Ed and Al are going to Roy's for dinner... and are there secrets to be revealed? Kinda crack, IDK this isn't really my fan-dom.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Renaissance by BeautifulFiction reviews
So what if Ed sleeps in Mustang's empty suite at Central Command sometimes? It doesn't mean anything, does it? New Year Fic. Roy/Ed. Mixed POV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Blush by MCRgirl.BMW reviews
Ed knows he's in love! But will he have the courage to admit it? EdRoy Yaoi Fluff one-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Stupid Snow by Amaya Kira reviews
Most people like the snow, but not Ed. Maybe Roy can help cheer Ed up. RoyEd yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Trouble in D Minor by MaybeTommorrow reviews
AU new for me, I know Edward appears to be a totally average high school student, at first glance anyway. Envy, however is not, being a musical genius and all, this is their story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,383 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Definitely Yes by Nano.yaoi reviews
RoyxEd Roy asks Ed to come for a date on their 7th anniversary. What Ed doesn't know is that Roy has a big suprise to him...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2011 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
The Cold Flame by Trisana Tennant reviews
"Mustang is not a vampire." Well, he is now and he sure as hell does not sparkle. Fem!Ed and vampire AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Roy M.
Paralyzer by Anthony Stark reviews
Roy's a rock star, Ed's a disinterested gay teen, and Roy wants him. Ed's father is abusive, Ed's halfway suicidal, and bands always want new members. Rated M for later chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Kind of Paradise by zosimos reviews
The night of a full moon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Moments: Scary Things Happen on Halloween by ObsessiveDevil reviews
At the anual Halloween Central Ball, Roy is forced into a costume, and then promptly forced back out of it. Because Ed is a firm believer that scary things happen on Halloween. EdRoy. Uke!Roy. Handcuffs and police uniforms... 1st in the Things series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chancing the Impossible by Hawkpath13 reviews
When a mission goes south, how will Roy and Ed recover from the deadly aftermath? '"Dealing with my own problems was enough! I don't need this!" Ed shrieked in fury...' '"How am I going to lead this country now?" Roy murmured, lost..' Chimera Roy/Ed. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Love Hotel by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
A three-shot involving Roy and Ed exploring the uses of a Love Hotel's room.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Guilty, Beauty, Love by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
There's Newer Chapter! After "Regrets" and "Comatose" comes "Guilty, Beauty, Love"! This is my story of Roy and Ed after Roy takes Ed home from the hospital. This is rated M, for later chapters, like 18 and on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,979 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Twin Bed by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
What happens when Ed and Roy are forced to share a tiny, twin sized bed? Warning: yaoi, Edward being Edward, awkward situations. Smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You are Mistaken by iNatix reviews
After a giant fight, Edward learns about the past of Colonel Mustang from a friend. Rated for swearing. Some spoilers for anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Red Riding Hood by Stupidbutts reviews
Upon returning back to his hometown Detective Edward is given a case having to due with the the recent 'Animal Attacks'. Soon Ed is riddled into a conspiracy against the town he once grew up in and the 'Wolf'. Chimera!Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Dance for Two by R Quincy reviews
Edward Elric, a student at Brun's Military Academy, finds himself irrevocably—and extremely reluctantly—drawn to his enchanting friend. Soon, despite Edward's attempted ignorance, the dark-haired man has them both spinning in a dizzying dance of passion.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Used and Abused by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Edward is raped multiple times, and comes to Roy for help. But he's not sure if he can help the younger alchemist any. Not seeing him- the one he's found attractive for so long- like this. Eventual RoyEd, rape Don't like; don't read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hypothermia by Hawkpath13 reviews
A blizzard whips through Central, with Ed and Roy caught right in the middle! When one of them catches a deadly disease, what will become to our fair heros? Rated T. PARENTAL!Roy and Ed! Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Skin on Skin by Carlier reviews
Written because I had a dream. And this was it. It is a story in which Envy makes an interesting proposition, and Ed cannot resist. AU, high school, last day before summer break.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Our messed up love story by roymustanglover101 reviews
roy is the son of a noble man ais being forced into an arraiged marriage. he is against it. one day he runs into a certain short blonde. will they fall in love. entire summary in story. this is yaoi guy guy don't like don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Forever Darkness by Mistclaw reviews
Halloween story I promised all of you! I know it's early but I couldn't wait to get it up! Oneshotness, hope you all like it! Rated M for blood. Psychotic killer gets Ed and Roy has to save him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A RoyEd Christmas by Jason Elric reviews
It's the same story as before, I just took it down and am now re-posting it. Ed's alone on Christmas and receives an unexpected, but pleasant, surprise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Boiling Point by BeautifulFiction reviews
Sequel to "In Heat". As the heatwave continues, the sexual tension between Ed and Roy reaches its boiling point. Ed's POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Under The Influence by BeautifulFiction reviews
Ed going from horny as hell to clearly delusional was more than a little concerning." Roy/Ed. Warnings: Language, accidental drug use, scenes of a sexual nature.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Living with Mustang by gypsy season reviews
By the time Ed realized that he should have planned things better, it was too late, and he found himself practically a hostage in Roy Mustang's home.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
How He Proposed by I love Malfoy as a ferret reviews
I will never forget that day that Roy Mustang proposed to me. RoyxEd MalexMale YAOI Fluff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Please by BeautifulFiction reviews
There's barely enough space in this box one person, let alone two' Can Roy keep his masks in place when he and Ed are forced into close-quarters, or will Fullmetal rip them away for good? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Whispers of a Nightmare by Demon-Dog reviews
...because everyone loves a good ghost story... Yaoi warning! EdxRoy, AlxOC! Horror/Romance/Humor
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Frozen by Pandora Culpa reviews
When a mission in the wilderness goes awry, Ed and Roy are forced to share a sleeping bag for warmth- with questionable results. Written for the fma ihop kinkmeme
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Evil by angelinpunk reviews
Hi my name is Edward Elric, I work for the military as a state alchemist, a year ago there was an accident and everyone died. My superior and I were the only ones who made it out alive.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shifting the Sand by Winds of Water reviews
Roy becomes the unwilling final experiment, altered into something not quite human. Trying to keep things a secret however is not going to be easy. Somehow he must make sense of this, luckily no one ever said he had to go it alone. Chimera Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,202 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Law of Murphey by Rei-Sanjo reviews
16 yr old Roy Mustang moves into a new home with his family, but something happens he doesn't expect. Someone else is living in the house! Why is Roy the only person who can see them? AU, RoyEd later on. Better than it sounds, New title! Rating will go up
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Sign of Affection by Seto's Darkness reviews
Edward wants to know why Envy insists on calling him 'ochibisan', while looking at him that way... [EnvyEd yaoi, shounenai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Matchmaking Chaos by Seto's Darkness reviews
Edward’s friends are curious as to whom the popular blonde is interested in. According to our statistics, Ed likes strong, witty people with pale skin and weirdhued eyes... [EnvyEd AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Fullmetal Halloween by Sukidayo17 reviews
Ed loves Halloween. He loves Roy Mustang too. Roy's going to get the surprise of a lifetime... or is Ed? RoyEd pairing. My Halloween gift to you all. Happy Halloween!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Question and Answer by Seto's Darkness reviews
[Envy x Ed, AU] Envy's irritated at Ed's answers to his questions. [What'd you do if I kiss you?]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
My Metalic Angel by Holy-Angel-Lucifer reviews
Ed buys an android froma slave auction, only to find himself lost in the history of the darkminded, metal winged angel. With a death threat hanging over him, can Ed convince his new companion that death isn't the answer to freedom?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Thanks to Him by Meitantei Conan reviews
[RoyEd][Challenge OneShot] Trisha Elric returns to life and figures out about her oldest son's relationship with a certiain Colonel. What is Ed to do?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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Dark Hearted Love reviews
I came face to face with a man who wants me dead. At first he seemed like he would stop at nothing until I was dead. After making the mistake of letting him stay with me after he promised not to kill me, I started to question how I really felt about him. Could I be falling for a cold-blooded murderer? Jeff The Killer love story.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/25/2013
Life Isn't Always Roses and Happiness reviews
Valentine has a hard life. He wishes everything could be different and he could have a better life. Ever since his parent's died when he was only 4 years old, he has been treated poorly by everyone. Can his life be turned around with the help of a few well known people? Sorry. Summary probably sucks, the story is much better, I promise. Rated M to be safe.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/3/2013
Lost In Your Arms reviews
The team and Al put Roy and Ed on an island for a few weeks and Roy and Ed find out things. Horrible summary. Sorry. RoyxEd yaoi. If you dislike. Don't read! Rated M for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
This Is All About Us reviews
The military is hosting a dance. Both Roy and Ed end up going and meeting there. When a certain song plays, can it bring these two closer together? One-Shot. RoyxEd Based on All About Us by He Is We. Horrible summary. It's better than it sounds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete