Names Macaulee, it's a great name, you're right.
Humanity, aren't we just fucking amazing.
History is written by the victor.
Ill believe in God as soon as he wipes my ass.
'Cause the Aliens just fucking love our women.
You have to take into account if you have sex with an Alien said Alien will make you its bitch.
Truth is the first causality of war.
Fuck details as long as I like it and it kicks ass I ain't complaining.
Game over man! Game over!
War, war never changes.
Remember kids if you don't want to be Human, fuck you!
Give that reader an unoriginal story, readers love unoriginal stories.
BRING ME 115!!!
If you step on my patch, I'll bring you down!
If in doubt, have sex with it.
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