Fucking Aliens, always stealing our women. Fuck those guys.
You can count on two things in life, death and taxes.
If you've gone through life without one person hating you, then you've done something wrong.
If you ever feel like a plastic bag, you should seek help, that shits no natural.
Every cloud has a silver lining, it's just a shame most are lined with tin foil.
Insanity is reading FanFiction over and over again expecting someone to be creative.
If you're ever scared of some kind of creature, just search it up on Bing. It'll go from scary to sexy in about 10 seconds flat or it'll scar you for life, experiences may vary.