Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Sherlock, Thor, Shakespeare, James Bond, and Twilight.
IMPORTANT NOTE: I am currently on hiatus, for various reasons. I won't be publishing anything for a while, but I'll keep reading the stories I'm already following.
Hello! So glad you could come. You're looking very well, I must say. Oh, thank you. Thanks, but you're just saying that. Aw. You're too kind.
I am an actress and a writer, and as a result my ego is very large and very frail. I am also a student, but am not revealing my age or location for *shifty eyes* private reasons. I don't have accounts on DeviantART or Tumblr, but I browse those sites sometimes.
Currently Working On:
I specialize in humor/parody stories, usually crackfics and/or AUs, although I am slowly but surely working my way through a love-hate story (Never Look Back).
Name: Mrs. Harry Potter. Or Mrs. Fred Weasley. Or Mrs. Peeta Mellark. Or Mrs. Finnick Odair. Or Mrs. Jon Snow. But not Mrs. Edward Cullen. *Shudder*
Gender: Potterhead! Whovian! Tribute (or whatever they call Hunger Games fans)! Fine... female.
Age: What? What did you say, sonny? Mage? No, I leave that to the RPGers. Now, back in the day I used to walk a thousand miles just to fall down at your door, and believe me, they don't make doors like they used to...
Current Theme Song: Carry On by Fun., Radioactive by Imagine Dragons and Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys
Hogwarts House: Slytherin!
Westeros House: House Stark (on the Wall, disguised as a man)
District: 10! Bring on the horses!
Likes: Humor. Action/Adventure. Friendship. Cake/Cookies/Brownies. The Hunger Games. Harry Potter. Lord of the Flies. Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire. Dystopian literature. Steampunk. Wolves. Horses. And a tiny bit of romance now and then doesn't hurt.
Dislikes: People who diss themselves to get attention, girly-girls, gossip, shark's fin soup, Twilight (specifically Bella Swan), books that even hint at Sueism.
Favorite Bands: Imagine Dragons, Mika, Fun, Pink, Queen, Bon Jovi, The All-American Rejects, Various Musical Theatre Numbers (can you say Lezz Misraaaaable-bles?)
Favorite Books (in no particular order): The Book Thief, Cloud Atlas, Les Miserables (Don't look at me like that. I have read it.), A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Fault in Our Stars, The Help, The TimeRiders series, Harry Freakin' Potter, A Farewell to Arms/A Moveable Feast
Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club, The Help, Iron Man/The Avengers/The Dark Knight, once again Harry Freakin' Potter, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Winnie the Pooh (movie and tv show, actually, as the Hundred Acre Wood was my childhood), Spirited Away, the Pianist, the Lion King, Due Date, Perks of Being a Wallflower
Favorite TV Shows: Sherlock, Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Come Fly With Me, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, the Simpsons, the Twilight Zone, How TV Ruined Your Life (Don't say it didn't. It did.)
I am a active member of the Fred Weasley Death Denial Support Group ("We all know it was just a typo"), the National Sarcasm Society ("Like we need your support") and am a full time Slytherin halfblood. To the Gryffindors out there, not all of us are evil, you assuming stereotypes.
If there was one Harry Potter character I would date it would be Fred. If there was one Doctor Who character, it would be Matt Smith, a.k.a. the Eleventh Doctor, or Rory, except that he's got Amy, so...
If you hate the 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and pa- wait a minute...
A LITTLE NEVILLE LOVE:
1. Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
2. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
3. Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and Giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
4. Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
5. Professor Quirrell didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
6. Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
7. Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
8. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
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