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Joined 03-17-12, id: 3826365, Profile Updated: 07-28-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Sherlock, Thor, Shakespeare, James Bond, and Twilight.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I am currently on hiatus, for various reasons. I won't be publishing anything for a while, but I'll keep reading the stories I'm already following.

Hello! So glad you could come. You're looking very well, I must say. Oh, thank you. Thanks, but you're just saying that. Aw. You're too kind.

I am an actress and a writer, and as a result my ego is very large and very frail. I am also a student, but am not revealing my age or location for *shifty eyes* private reasons. I don't have accounts on DeviantART or Tumblr, but I browse those sites sometimes.

Completed Stories:

  • Never Look Back MUHAHAHA I did it! And none too shabby, either. A few people (okay, like three or four) have PMed me asking about a sequel, and I can definitely say that it is maybe possibly hopefully going to happen eventually, in which case it would be called Never Let Go and would be awesomely awesome. But that is in the future.
  • The Wolf and the Weasel First story ever, back in the day when I didn't know what a Mary Sue was. Heheheh. I don't know why this is still up here, but if I ever have time I'll probably take it back, edit it and repost. Who knows? I might even let Fred live this time...
  • Currently Working On:

  • Bedevilment A Post-Skyfall Q/OC (because Ben Whishaw is simply amazing), draws some similarities in terms of this OC and the Never Look Back OC, but ultimately I think this plot is better developed, mostly because it happens outside of the movie and I have more creative freedom, etc. Edited by the lovely Starcrier.
  • I specialize in humor/parody stories, usually crackfics and/or AUs, although I am slowly but surely working my way through a love-hate story (Never Look Back).

    Name: Mrs. Harry Potter. Or Mrs. Fred Weasley. Or Mrs. Peeta Mellark. Or Mrs. Finnick Odair. Or Mrs. Jon Snow. But not Mrs. Edward Cullen. *Shudder*

    Gender: Potterhead! Whovian! Tribute (or whatever they call Hunger Games fans)! Fine... female.

    Age: What? What did you say, sonny? Mage? No, I leave that to the RPGers. Now, back in the day I used to walk a thousand miles just to fall down at your door, and believe me, they don't make doors like they used to...

    Current Theme Song: Carry On by Fun., Radioactive by Imagine Dragons and Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys

    Hogwarts House: Slytherin!

    Westeros House: House Stark (on the Wall, disguised as a man)

    District: 10! Bring on the horses!

    Faction: Dauntless

    Dæmon: Fox/Wildcat

    Likes: Humor. Action/Adventure. Friendship. Cake/Cookies/Brownies. The Hunger Games. Harry Potter. Lord of the Flies. Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire. Dystopian literature. Steampunk. Wolves. Horses. And a tiny bit of romance now and then doesn't hurt.

    Dislikes: People who diss themselves to get attention, girly-girls, gossip, shark's fin soup, Twilight (specifically Bella Swan), books that even hint at Sueism.

    Favorite Bands: Imagine Dragons, Mika, Fun, Pink, Queen, Bon Jovi, The All-American Rejects, Various Musical Theatre Numbers (can you say Lezz Misraaaaable-bles?)

    Favorite Books (in no particular order): The Book Thief, Cloud Atlas, Les Miserables (Don't look at me like that. I have read it.), A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Fault in Our Stars, The Help, The TimeRiders series, Harry Freakin' Potter, A Farewell to Arms/A Moveable Feast

    Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club, The Help, Iron Man/The Avengers/The Dark Knight, once again Harry Freakin' Potter, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Winnie the Pooh (movie and tv show, actually, as the Hundred Acre Wood was my childhood), Spirited Away, the Pianist, the Lion King, Due Date, Perks of Being a Wallflower

    Favorite TV Shows: Sherlock, Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Come Fly With Me, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, the Simpsons, the Twilight Zone, How TV Ruined Your Life (Don't say it didn't. It did.)

    I am a active member of the Fred Weasley Death Denial Support Group ("We all know it was just a typo"), the National Sarcasm Society ("Like we need your support") and am a full time Slytherin halfblood. To the Gryffindors out there, not all of us are evil, you assuming stereotypes.

    If there was one Harry Potter character I would date it would be Fred. If there was one Doctor Who character, it would be Matt Smith, a.k.a. the Eleventh Doctor, or Rory, except that he's got Amy, so...

    If you hate the 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and pa- wait a minute...


    1. Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.

    2. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

    3. Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and Giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

    4. Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.

    5. Professor Quirrell didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.

    6. Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.

    7. Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.

    8. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.

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    Forget Me Not by Tara1189 reviews
    The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."
    Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,771 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
    Recruited by LittleApril reviews
    Anna Wellington is Stark Industries' top Systems and Technical Analyst, second only to Stark himself. And then SHIELD intervened. Steve/OC
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,994 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC]
    What I'm Not by Rhysch reviews
    Request for a Loki/"normal girl of Asgard" pairing. Starting off with them young, meeting, growing up, etc. Characters from Thor movie!verse. Not really sure where it's going yet, but enjoy!
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Thor, Loki, Sif, OC - Complete
    For Your Entertainment by Starcrier reviews
    Gotham has fallen, and Maestro has only two goals: protect the teenage rebels under her care, and overthrow the masked terrorist known as Bane. But when her actions manage to catch the attention of a certain Master of Fear, she could find herself taking her last bow. Blake/OC/Crane.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,826 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - J. Crane, J. Blake, OC - Complete
    Denial by little beloved reviews
    Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
    "Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Pride and Prejudice in Space by non-damsel reviews
    Not modernized, but futurized! Elizabeth is a scientist on a war zone fringe planet; Darcy is a politician and galaxy golden boy. May sound strange, but come on, give it a chance.
    Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,315 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
    Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
    Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5457 - Favs: 12,546 - Follows: 1,602 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
    First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
    Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
    A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
    A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 6,856 - Follows: 511 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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    Bedevilment reviews
    A new criminal organization has emerged from the ashes of Quantum. The young, irritating and highly unstable Leah Reilly, armed with only a good ear for picking up information, a habit of looking for trouble and a wry outlook on life, might be able to stop them. But only if she can stop trying to annoy Q long enough to concentrate on not getting killed. Post-Skyfall, Q/OC on hiatus
    James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Q 1
    Never Look Back reviews
    Here are three things you should know: Astrid Aegirsdottir was an Asgardian. Loki Odinson was a prince of Asgard. The two loathed each other. Then again, the path of true hate never did run smooth...
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,441 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
    Never Talked About! reviews
    Watch the never-before-seen footage of the years of Games that were never aired, from Gamemakers' mistakes to blood-thirsty chicken mutts to the infamous 'Twelve-Second Games! Generously sponsered by Cutting Edge Razors and Liquid Skyliner, not to mention Caesar Flickerman's own Smile Away! Capitol TV presents...The Late Dinner Show Special with Caesar Flickerman!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Caesar F., Other tributes
    Muddling Shakespeare reviews
    Henry IV and Macbeth become children's books. Malvolio wreaks his revenge via the Weird Sisters. Orlando writes some TRULY horrible poetry about Rosalind. Shylock hosts a cooking show. And the Bard is turning over in his grave. Yikes.
    Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012
    There's No Such Thing As Vampires! reviews
    In an unfortunate world-collision accident involving Firewhiskey, a talking Pygmy Puff and a very nauseated witch, Hogwarts and the dreary town of Forks are smashed together. This could be very, very bad...
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hermione G., Edward
    Gender Reassignment reviews
    Katniss - an arrogant jerk. Peeta - a Mary Sue. Haymitch - a ditzy bimbo. Effie - a metrosexual. What has happened? Gender reassignment, of course! *Rated T for safety - R&R!*
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    The Mind of a Detective reviews
    "It was easier to know it than to explain why I know it. If you were asked to prove that two and two made four, you might find some difficulty, and yet you are quite sure of the fact." A look into the mind of Sherlock Holmes. Drabble, slightly morbid.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H.
    As Crafty As A Fox reviews
    Foxface's death was a mistake - or was it? Was she more clever than we all ever believed? Oneshot about her thoughts before death - includes her interview. R&R!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Foxface - Complete
    The Wolf and the Weasel reviews
    The story of Katrina Lupine, a Natural Animagus, and her nine years as part of the new Golden Trio. Friendship, adventure, romance, what more could a witch want? This is the tale of the Wolf and the Weasel; R&R please! *Plotline of both books and movies!*
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Fred W., OC - Complete