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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Name: "None of your business". No, seriously. That's my name.

(Not really)

Age: (e(i*pi) - 27 *40 5 * 106)/12 - 5

Sex: 95% Male. Or 100%. It's sometimes hard to tell.

Ethnicity: Neptune-born Martian.

My name is Ekusukallybaa, except that it really isn't. You are currently reading my ridiculously long profile (Though at least it's my profile. As in a profile filled with stuff that I wrote. On my own. Not stuff taken from other profiles.)

I write, or wrote, until my muse decided to stop cooperating with me. Now that it's started cooperating again, just a little bit, I'm back. Hopefully.

Because that's how I roll.

I also know a guy called Serendipity, also known as Ser Serendipity. I once told him that his fic's version of Itachi was an irredeemable monster and that I wouldn't be satisfied if he wasn't dead by the end of his story. He responded by offering me a position as his beta reader for that same story, an offer I accepted ten minutes later.

You should totally check out his story, Not Sick, by the way. It actually made me like Itachi again, despite what a bastard he was acting like in the first chapter, and what Serendipity has planned for the story? It will blow your mind.


Because I've seen a lot of authors who have these on their profiles, and I wanted to make some of my own.

If you decide to take one, just PM me. I really would like to read other authors' takes on these.

Also, no bashing.

Though with one exception, as you see below.

#1: The Power of Friendship Overcomes All

So, we all know about Shitty Fanfic Naruto (from here on, referred to as SFN), the sociopathic, cocksucking, mind fucking, Itachi wanking, mass-murdering piece of shit that most thirteen-year old fanfic authors wish they could be.

Now, the challenge, is to create such a "Naruto", a monstrously evil sociopath, give him all of the shitty godlike powers that a regular teenage fanfic author wishes he could have in real life, then have all of the CANON characters beat the shit out of him by working together and using the power of friendship.

The only requirement is that the entirety of the Rookie 9 and Team Gai must administer the beatdown, including good!Sasuke and canon!Naruto. Sai can also join in if you wish.

Also, try to make it as humiliating as possible for SFN. He deserves it.

The idea is meant to be semi-humorous, so feel free to make it as funny and cracky as you want.

Finally, bonus points if the "Naruto" in question is explicitly the one from Chunin Exam Day.


1) Itachi is a Massive Troll

Comments: Itachi trolls Sasuke. Nothing more needs to be said.

2) Genius and Insanity

Comments: Pure, bite-sized chunks of crack. Read it, snort it, enjoy it. Also, a thanks to my beta Ser Serendipity, without who's encouragement this story would never have existed.

3) Actions and Words

Comments: Sasuke is Good All Along, and only left the village because he thought it was the best way to protect his friends. Features Awesome!Sasuke, Awesome!Naruto, and massive amounts of the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!! Warning: This is probably the most shounen thing I ever have or ever will write.

Update: No longer nearly as shounen as it was before.

4) Sasuke Uchiha OR How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan

Summary: The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. Also, the Uchiha have amazing hair, and fuck you if you disagree. Collab fic with Ser Serendipity.

Planned Stuff/Plot Bunnies:

Note: I still reserve the right to not write some of these if I don't feel like it.


1) Obito-Sensei

Summary: During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team.

Note: The above probably won't ever be written due to recent developments in the manga. If anyone out there wants to try out the prompt, then be my guest. Just PM me so I can check out what you've written.

Note 2: Ser Serendipity's currently writing it. Check it out if interested. It's really quite good.

2) Stuck at Level One

Summary: Naruto wakes up one day to find out his entire life is a video game. Unfortunately, his propensity for befriending his enemies rather than kill them makes leveling up rather difficult...


Well, I promised I would put my explanation for the Great Snake Escape on my profile at some point. Here it is:

There are three possible explanations.

All of them, of course, start out with Sasuke hypnotizing Manda before the fight with Deidara even began. This makes sense, since a) it explains why Suigetsu randomly has a scroll to summon Manda on him, and b) because it would make sense for Sasuke to neutralize him before he took on Orochimaru, to stop the latter from summoning him. Since we've already seen from Tobi that it is possible to place long-term genjutsu on people, which keep them in a sedated state for extended period of time, this pretty much matches up with everything we know.

Then, there's exactly how Sasuke summoned Manda to him at the end of the fight.

The first explanation is the simplest. Just like how Suigetsu had a scroll to summon Manda, Sasuke could have had one too and just whipped that out at the last second to escape.

The next two explanations is a bit more complex, and is based off of a simple observation: when Sasuke was out of chakra during the Deidara fight, nothing happened to him. However, when he was out of chakra during his fight against Itachi, Orochimaru tried to eat him from the inside out.

The second explanation is thus that Sasuke wasn't actually out of chakra during the Deidara fight. In other words, he turned off his sharingan as a bluff. This is supported by two points.

First, there was the fact that Sasuke didn't actually use too many chakra-intensive jutsu during the fight. He threw around a few chidoris and entered his cursed seal form a few times, but nothing major, considering how he throws chidoris around like candy post-timeskip.

Second is that Sasuke's internal monologue never states that he's out of chakra. That's an observation that Deidara makes after seeing him deactivate the sharingan. Thus, it's quite possible that Sasuke, while tired, wasn't quite as exhausted as he seemed.

The third explanation, and the one that is most likely the canon explanation, is that Sasuke used some of Orochimaru's power to fuel that last summoning, and possibly the genjutsu as well.

This probably would have weakened Sasuke's restraints on Orochimaru, which accounts for how he managed to break free at the end of the Itachi fight in canon, and also explains why the only times Sasuke seriously draws on jutsu that Orochimaru uses (AKA The Power of the White Snake that he uses to heal incredibly quickly after the Deidara fight, and the Orochimaru-style Body Replacement Technique during the Itachi fight) are AFTER the GSE.

So yeah. Hope that's satisfactory.


If you disagree with me on any of these points, feel free to shoot me a PM on the matter. I'll be more than happy to debate with you if you want.

That being said, please, please, please don't, say, leave an anonymous review for one of my stories as a response to my rants, since this prevents me from actually responding to what you have to say in a civilized manner.

Warning: Cursing.

Note: I wrote most of this stuff on intermittent rage highs, so take what I say here with a grain of salt. It may not completely reflect what I actually think.


1) On NTR:

Hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it.

And fuck you if you like it.

That is all.

Addendum: This is not so much a problem in fanfiction rather than in actual professionally-written fiction, but it sucks in both places. Luckily, this is one area in which I have to give kudos to the fandom, since it is not as widespread as it could be.

2) On Protagonist Replacement:

I'm actually having a bit of trouble articulating, what, conceptually I hate about this idea.

What I'm referring to here is, of course, what happens in many crossover fics, where the protagonist of one series is replaced by another, preferably more ""badass" one. I've heard that it's quite prevalent in the Naruto fandom (though I really couldn't say, considering that I don't read many Naruto crossovers), and I know that it happens more often than it should in the FSN fandom.

Now, let me preface this by saying that there are several good examples of this sort of fic out there. I actually was introduced to fanfiction by Gabriel Blessing's The Hill of Swords, which is one of the most egregious examples of protagonist replacement in all of fanfiction.

Really, this is more of a personal preference on my part than anything else, but I have to say, I have started to loathe this type of fic. While I used to love reading The Hill of Swords around a year ago, nowadays, I want to dig out my eyeballs whenever I think about it. It just seriously pisses me off on some primal level that I cannot really fathom.

One major problem is the fact that the "replacement" protagonist almost always does the exact same things as the original protagonist.

Except, of course for the fact that replacement protagonist always avoids making the mistakes that the original protagonist made. If the original protagonist, for example, ran into a battle which he had a lot of trouble just surviving, then new protagonist will run through it and win it without any trouble. If old protagonist ran into some sort of existential or philosophical issue during the course of the original story, then new protagonist already has the answer, and just bulldozes over this issue without any real trouble. Where old protagonist had moments of conscience or moral ambiguity, new protagonist is always morally superior to those around him.

And really, what pisses me off the most about this thing? The new protagonist will almost always have all of the answers that the old protagonist never did. This means that the new protagonist doesn't need any character development, since he's already completed his journey, and he doesn't need any help, since he's just that badass. While there may be some sort of physical journey or obstacle (like a powerful foe) that the new protagonist must overcome, he almost never mentally or spiritually ends up somewhere different than where he was at the beginning of the story.

In other words, it's just a major character development fail. And that's just boring to read. Not worth my time at all.

And on a completely different note, the fact that the crossover protagonist in these sorts of stories almost inevitably ends up stealing the original protagonist's love interest usually just makes this entire idea come off (to me) as badly-written NTR. And, as I mentioned before, if you like NTR, then fuck you.

Addendum: Probably the main reason why I dislike this so much is because when I actually read/watch any sort of fiction, one of my major prerequisites for enjoying the story is that the protagonist is interesting and competent. He doesn't necessarily have to be strong, but he needs to have more of an actual personality than the typical "blank-slate" protagonist who is a staple of almost all escapist fiction nowadays. As such, when I read about a character who I actually like being pushed off to the side and turned into a minor side-character and/or killed off, in favor of the godmoded crossover character, I get annoyed, and I refuse to read further. When I generally read crossovers, it is because I love both series the crossover is involved in equally, not because I favor one over the other. I'm guessing that a lot of people feel differently, but I'm not one of them.


1) On Character Bashing: Good job completely failing at characterization and reading into people's motivations.

Please, if you're going to write a pointless hatefic, don't expect me to read it. I refuse to read character bashing in any way, shape or form, since I view it as the pinnacle of bad writing. Turning a canon character into an evil caricature of their canon self is not interesting to read in any way, shape, or form.

Secondly, if you bear such insane hatred for a fictional character that you are willing to spend hours of your life writing something that indulges all of your hate-fantasies against said fictional character, I honestly advise that you go see a psychiatrist to get help with your rage issues before you start directing your fury towards real people. It's for your own good.

Addendum: Yes, I realize that most of the characters of Naruto are relatively "grey", and are not either completely good or completely evil, and I don't want writers to de-emphasize their negative aspects just because they don't want to bash them. On the other hand, if you can't write a character without making them OoC, is it really too much to ask that you err on the side of positivity and idealism rather than in the other direction?

Naruto already has a great cast of awesome villains. Do you really need to bash a canon character just so that you can create another, less awesome one? And honestly, if you hate the character so much that you can't even avoid portraying them in a negative light, is it too much to ask that you just don't make them an emphasis in your story? Just... move them over to the side and don't mention them if you can't write them properly. It's a hell of a lot more stomach-able than shitty bashing fics are.

Hell, I have to say that I don't get why you are writing a story in the fandom if you actually hate the character that much. I mean, if you hate someone with little plot relevance, like Lee, and move them aside, I won't blame you, but Sasuke?

Seriously, Sasuke is a major part of the canon storyline, whether you like him or not. And if you hate him, you basically hate 40% of the story. For which you are writing fanfiction.

Good rule of thumb: if you hate Sasuke, don't write fanfiction for a series in which he is an incredibly major character. It makes no fucking sense.

Just move onto another goddamn fandom, already. No one's forcing you to continue torturing yourself by writing for a fandom in which you hate the canon.

2) Godlike Naruto: WTF is up with this shit? If you make Naruto godlike, you've removed 99.99% of the plot conflict in the Naruto universe. If you have no plot conflict, then you don't have a goddamn story! Get it through your fucking heads, dumbasses!

3) Naruharem: Because I really enjoy reading your badly written lemons and your completely OoC Naruto. Good job turning your main character into a boring Possession Sue!

Addendum: I have to admit though, that my distaste for harems is primarily limited only to the Narutoverse, mainly since I just view it as downright implausible over there. I most certainly don't hate harem fics as a whole (I've actually read several extremely well-written ones in the past, just never in Narutoverse), and I do have to admit that there are several fandoms in which they do actually make a lot of sense in context (More specifically, fandoms in which the canon story is a harem story). At the same time, I generally tend to avoid them as much as possible, and I most certainly will not be writing one at any time in the foreseeable future.

4) Naruto x Hinata pairings: I will preface this rant with the statement that Naruhina is actually my favorite pairing in the Narutoverse.

That being said, I really really dislike almost every single one of the fics on this site that involve that pairing. Why? Because almost every single author that writes Hinata seems to enjoy raping her personality. Let me get this out of the way right now. Hinata is not your typical "badass" character. Any fic which turns her into a trash-talking badass is utter bullshit. Any fic that turns her into some kind of prodigy of Jyuuken who kicks Neji's ass on a daily basis is also utter bullshit. If you add in either of these two things into her characterization, then you've successfully removed every aspect of her appeal as a character.

Secondly: in almost all of the Naruhina fics on this site, Naruto, despite never noticing Hinata in a romantic manner at any point during the course of the series before the Invasion of Pain Arc, somehow falls in love with her within two weeks of meeting her in the Academy. That is not how romance works in real life, dumbasses! People do not meet when they are eight years old, then fall in love for the rest of their lives! Can you at least try to give their relationship some semblance of realism?

For a well-done Naruhina pairing, see: Tellemicus Sundance's Legacy of the Rasengan series. Even if you don't like Naruhina that much, go look it up anyways. Since it's probably one of the best Naruto fics on this site.

5) Highschool AU fics: Because when I check out fanfiction about Naruto, a series which revolves around badass fight scenes and non-romantic relationships between characters, I'm actually looking to read about boring teenage drama and angst! It's brilliant!

6) On turning Naruto into a typically 'Badass' character who tries to take revenge on the world for every slight it has ever done to him: Yeah, when you write a fic, you want to completely ignore all of Naruto's characterization through part one so that you can turn him into a 'badass'. Then you can pretend that you are Naruto, talking shit and being awesome, while at the same time, sexing up your entire harem, which consists of every single major and minor female character in the Narutoverse, including our titular protagonist's own mother, since Naruto is totally willing to boink his own mom.

In order to accomplish this, you want Naruto to say badass shit, do badass shit, and not take shit from anyone. Sakura tries to hit him (in a comedic manner that is pretty much prevalent in all major anime these days)? Have him tell that bitch how shit goes, then either a) keep bashing the fuck out of that motherfucking whore, ending with her getting raped (by some random dude, not Naruto, cuz that would just be wrong) or b) brainwash her into becoming one of Naruto's mindless love-slaves in his growing harem.

Essentially, the point of this is to turn Naruto into Sasuke. The only difference is that Naruto should viciously take advantage of all the female attention he gets. And by all, I mean all. Some random filler bitch? Fuck her brains out, both literally and metaphorically, turning her into another one of Naruto's mindless fangirls. Married woman? Do the same. Naruto has no morals and values, and absolutely does not care about the fact that he may well be ripping apart a loving and happy family due to his quest to get more bitches for himself. His own mother? Yeah! That shit is hot! After all, it is every red-blooded male's prerogative to sleep with his own mother! It's most certainly not a social taboo for a reason, and it is totally not disgusting as fuck, that a kid would be willing to fuck his own mother.

By the time you're done with this shit, basically every (hot) named female from around the Elemental Continent should be Naruto's personal bitch. This is truly the making of a great story and an even greater fanfic.


These fics are the worst of the worst. You've seen them before:

What if Naruto had a bloodline? What if that bloodline was the Rinnegan? What if he was so strong during his first year in the Academy that he could basically kill Orochimaru, Pain, Madara, Tobi, and all of the five previous Hokages at the same time without even lifting a finger? What if he hated Konoha for some irrational reason? Godlike/Dark!Naruto. Team 7/Uchiha/Minato/Iruka/EveryMaleCharacterInTheNarutoverseAndSakura Bashing! Naruto x Kushina x Hinata x Harem. I suck at summaries. Please R&R.

You know what's really sad? Around 40% of the people reading that shit will think "Hell yeah! That's the kind of stuff I like to read!".

Do you know what that shit really is? It is the metaphorical equivalent of a guy taking a video of himself jacking off, then posting it online for the world to see. If you like watching random teenage assholes jacking off, then please, by all means, please continue reading this bullshit, and continue to lower the overall intelligence of the internet. If you aren't, then good for you! You are officially smarter than at least 40% of the idiots on this site!

7) On Sakura Bashing: See, I've noticed a lot of authors seem to enjoy bashing Sakura's character. I hereby attest that these people are all either a) Yaoi fangirls or b) Brain-dead morons.

Members of category a) are already beyond help, so I will primarily be focusing on rehabilitating the members of category b).

So, let's look at the primary reasons as to why brain-dead morons hate Sakura:

a) She doesn't respond to Naruto's advances.

To respond to this, we first need to look a bit in-depth at Sakura's character before the beginning of the series.

Sakura was saved from bullies when she was just starting in the Academy by her best friend Ino. These bullies made fun of Sakura because of her 'large forehead'. In other words, they did it because she didn't ft in with the crowd. As such, after this point, Sakura developed something of an obsession with fitting in with the crowd. This is why she grows her hair out, diets, and becomes one of Sasuke's fangirls. However, one thing constantly interferes with her efforts to fit in with her peers.

That one thing being our annoying, bratty, loudmouthed protagonist. This guy constantly screams about how he's going to become Hokage some day to anyone who will listen, yet at the same time, fails every single academy course and is placed as dead-last in the class. No one in the entire village actually likes him, except for maybe the class' teacher, and Sakura's own parents have most probably warned her against associating with him. In addition to this, he constantly plays pranks on everyone and always wears a garish orange jumpsuit of all things.

Given the above, is it really that surprising that Sakura rejects him when he first asks her out on a date?

However, instead of taking a fucking hint and stopping his constant pursuit of her, Naruto pursues even more strongly. Let me ask you, fanfic authors, have you ever had someone do this to you in real life? Do you have any idea how goddamn annoying it is?

Taking this into account, I honestly feel that Sakura is very much justified in rejecting Naruto's incessant advances.

b) She hits Naruto: Yes, because girls hitting guys in anime is something driven by actual malice and is not meant to be random attempts at humor. Seriously, if you can't even understand this much, then you shouldn't be writing fanfiction in the first place.

c) She likes Sasuke: So does Ino, along with basically every single tweenage girl in her graduating class. However, I don't see anyone bashing them. It's singularly unfair to fault prepubescent children for their fangirlish/fanboyish tendencies. Plus, Kishi actually did a good job of making her feelings for Sasuke develop through Part I, so it's really no wonder that she's still in love with him in Part II.

As for her still being in love with batshit insane Sasuke, well, I will simply say this: it's not that easy to forget that you were once in love with someone. She can't just instantaneously stop being in love with him, since that is extremely unrealistic.

d) She's useless in Part I: But she improves, and she's not useless in Part II! If you're really that bothered about 'useless' characters, then Sakura is actually a good example of one, since she doesn't stay useless! Shouldn't you be trying to encourage her example rather than bashing her?

8) On Team 7: They are the greatest team ever, if only because they are so beautifully dysfunctional that there's never a dull moment when watching them. Nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

9) On Fugaku Bashing: Why oh why does everyone feel the need to portray Uchiha Fugaku and the rest of his clan as wife-raping, child-beating monsters? There is absolutely no evidence in canon that this is the case, so I don't understand why people feel this need to make Fugaku the arrogant evil villain who only cares about power in almost all fanfiction I've read. Yes, he is kind of (Okay, very) cold to his younger son, and he has an unfortunate tendency to view his children as tools in the advancement of the clan's power, but really, this seems to be an aspect that all of the clans in canon share, and he never is shown to be as evil as most authors portray him as being.

And also, I would like to point out that the only times when we actually see Fugaku are after the Kyuubi attack, when he is presumably under a massive amount of stress, dealing with the (false) accusations against his clan. We can actually see this in the extremely noticeable stress lines all across the man's face.

Now think about it. Yes, Fugaku has an obligation to take care of his sons, but at the same time, you know what else he has an obligation towards? Protecting the rest of his clan, which basically constitutes the rest of his family. In this sense, ultimately, he is forced to train Itachi into a suitable heir as best as he can, while ignoring the (presumably) less-talented Sasuke (Not that I actually think Sasuke is less-talented than Itachi. Quite the opposite, in fact). Yes, it's a hard decision to make, but at the same time, it was the best choice available to him at the time. He's not ignoring Sasuke because he wants to, but because he simply can't afford the time or the risk to the rest of his family while he decides to indulge his own personal happiness.

Want proof? All you need to do is look at canon. Mikoto mentions very early on that Fugaku cares about Sasuke just as much as he cares about As soon as Itachi starts to show himself as unworthy to be the heir, Fugaku instantly shifts his attention to training Sasuke. When he is about to be killed, Fugaku's last words do not express worry for Itachi, but for Sasuke. Yes, he wasn't a perfect father, but at the same time, he was in an absolutely horrendous situation, and he was forced to make sacrifices for the greater good of his family. Just because he wasn't absolutely perfect isn't any reason to bash his character to this extent.

Though anyways, on the bashing itself, I personally think that there are two different reasons for this.

a) Uchiha Mikoto is hot, so the author wants to make her some sort of tragic heroine trapped in a loveless marriage so that they can justifiably add her to Naruto's harem (fucking bullshit harems).

b) They want to make Sasuke's desire for vengeance invalid by saying that the Uchiha clan deserved to be slaughtered, so that they can bash his character, while also indulging their gay love for Itachi since the Uchiha clan was so evil that Itachi did something good by getting rid of them.

Seriously though, this seems to be in increasingly bad taste, especially after recent revelations in the manga.

Really, Fugaku literally told Itachi that he was proud to be his father, as Itachi was running him through with a fucking sword. That takes some serious balls.

In conclusion, Fugaku, along with the rest of his clan, are motherfucking bosses and nothing bullshit, Itachi-wanking, twelve-year old fanfic writers say is going to change that, so if you've ever written a Fugaku-bashing fic, then you should go hang yourself in shame. Seriously: Fuck You.


11) On Kage Bunshin training:

I see a lot of people complain about how Naruto didn't use Kage Bunshin to train over the timeskip in the manga. I then see these same people give Naruto this training method, and have him completely overpowered during Part II.

And honestly, to some extent, I agree. If Jiraiya knew about this training method, then he should have taught Naruto to spam the shit out of it. After all, if there's one thing that we know about shinobi in the Narutoverse, it's that, even if they aren't completely ruthless, they almost always prize efficiency in training. The fact that Jiraiya didn't use this method to teach Naruto when it would have been viable for him represents a grave oversight on his part, especially if Jiraiya had known that Kage Bunshin could be used in that way.

Key operator in this case being 'if he had known', since y'know, he didn't know that kage bunshin could be used that way.

An explanation. You remember who taught Naruto to use kage bunshin to train in Part Two, right? It was Kakashi, in case you're wondering.

Now, you remember that little thing that Kakashi told Naruto before he taught him the method? Y'know, that little thing where in the hospital (chapter 311, page 18, if you're curious), he mentions that while he's been lying around, he's finally figured out a method for Naruto to gain enough power to match Sasuke? Do you know what he's referring to over there?

That's right! You guessed it! The mass shadow clone training method!

So do you now know the reason why Kakashi and Jiraiya never taught Naruto with this method in Part I? It was because this method literally did not exist until Kakashi invented it in Part II!

So no, Jiraiya is not a bad teacher because he didn't teach Naruto Kage Bunshin spam training, because no one could have taught him that method during that time period. So please, shut the fuck up on this one point. Please?

12) On Banishment Fics: FANDOM, Y U NO COMMON SENSE?

Seriously? This is the stupidest and most unlikely plot outline ever. I have no idea why it's so popular in the fandom. I've seen a grand total of one fic which executed properly, and even then, it kind of grates on my nerves.

The fact it almost inevitably ends up being Danzo, Homura, Koharu, or some sort of non-existent "civilian council" doing the banishment just exacerbates the stupidity of the premise.

13) On Sasuke being Gay: He's not. There's a difference between "having one's priorities straight" and being gay.

And despite what you hormonal teenage boys and girls who make "hilarious" jokes about how Sasuke is gay may think, there is actually more to life than just sex. Not that you would actually know what those things are, considering which half of your bodies most of you seem to think with.

14) On Kabuto:

He was such an interesting character. His motivations were never really clearly defined, but he always had some sort of interesting logic to his actions. He was by far one of the best-written parts of the story.

A shame that he had to lose just so Kishi could turn Itachi into even more of a Mary Sue than he already was...

15) On the Sharingan's copying ability:

First of all, I am not writing about the MS, EMS and other ridiculous BS the sharingan has been shown to be able to do after Itachi showed up in the manga. I'm talking about its copying ability.

To me, this is obviously its most evil ability ever, despite the fact it has only been shown being used on-screen once over the course of the entire story.

How dare those Uchiha steal their enemies' techniques? As shinobi, a group of people well known for their highly-developed senses of honor and fair play, this is completely unacceptable behavior, and Kishimoto should be sued for condoning it in a world where chivalry and rescuing fair princesses from the evil dragons keeping them in their towers is obviously the highest priority of every single character even marginally involved in the plot.

Damn you Kishimoto! How dare you make those evil Uchiha fight practically? Everyone knows that shinobi fight like the honorable knights from fairy tales. Except for Naruto. He's allowed to fight dishonorably. And Lee, don't forget Lee. And Neji, And Tenten and Gai and Asuma and Hinata and Kiba and Shino and every single other shinobi in the world other than the Uchiha.

This is a world of honor you damn Uchiha. Don't go around stealing other people's techniques.

In case you couldn't tell, that was all sarcasm.

16) On Sasuke wanting to be Hokage:

First of all, all the people who got pissed off at this, it's not like I don't get where you're coming from. After all, Sasuke was a traitor to the Leaf. Why would anyone ever make him Hokage?

Doesn't change the fact that you're all a bunch of fucking morons.

First of all, and let me ask you this seriously, just why the flying fuck would you actually think that HE'S GOING TO BECOME HOKAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHY?

And don't give me that bullshit reason about how Sasuke is the author's pet, and thus he will obviously get what he wants. That's just untrue. Sasuke is not an author's pet. If he was an author's pet, Itachi would still be alive, and he would be living happily with his family. Instead, he gets repeatedly mind-raped, has his psyche almost completely destroyed, and is used, manipulated and lied to constantly by insanely powerful people. It's a wonder he's still standing after all the shit the author has put him through. That's not the sign of an author's pet.

Secondly... do you people get Sasuke's personality at all? He is an incredibly direct person. When Sasuke sees a problem, he doesn't try to politic his way around it. He faces it head on, and tries to overcome it. Looking at it from that perspective, his decision to become Hokage makes perfect sense. I mean... think about it. He thinks the shinobi system is flawed because it led to the deaths of his entire family for crimes they did not commit. He sees a problem, and decides he doesn't want this tragedy to repeat itself.

Thus, he decides to take the most direct method to try and fix it: get into a position of power with the best potential to do so, then fucking fix it.

However, that doesn't mean that he's going to become the fucking Hokage! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DAMN SKULLS! It means that he wants to be Hokage. THERE IS A DISTINCTION.

And no, Sasuke isn't just going to be given this on a silver platter. I mean, looking at the parallels to the Indra/Ashura situation, it seems far more likely that Naruto (the Ashura analog) will be the one who takes over, as the successor of the Sage. NOT SASUKE.

Good? Good. Now fuck off. Dealing with morons such as yourselves is bad for my brain.

Meh, I'll probably rant about other things in the future, but I'm done for now.

On Pairings:

Liked Pairings:

As I mentioned above, NaruHina is my OTP, even if most of the fics featuring that pairing on this site are horrible festering piles of dog spewings that were eaten by a donkey, then expelled from its anus. That being said, I am pretty much open to reading any well-written, interesting fanfic that does not contain bashing in any way, shape or form, and does not contain any of my disliked pairings. In a way, I guess you could say that my disliked pairings are more important than the ones that I like...

Disliked pairings:

NaruKushi: I fucking loathe this shit with an unrivaled passion. She's his goddamn mother! Yes, I get that you like Naruto, and you like Kushina, but just because they are your favorite male and female characters in the Narutoverse respectively doesn't mean that you should pair them! Plus, there's the fact that a major prerequisite of this pairing almost always involves bashing Minato, who is one of my favorite characters in the Narutoverse. Also, if you are either turning Kushina into the sort of deviant monster who is willing to take advantage of her own son in this way, in the Alive!parent fics involving this pairing, or you are turning Naruto into some sort of Oedipus Complex'd freak who goes back in time and willingly fucks his mom, in the timetravel!fics, then you have successfully raped both of them into completely unlikable characters, which, considering how awesome their canon versions are, is not cool.

Yaoi pairings: I'm not against slash in principle, and I don't mind when it occurs in fanfiction between characters that are canonically gay. I freely admit that I don't generally read them, but I have no problem with most of the people who write them. Like any other type of story on this site, there are good yaoi fics out there.

However, I have a serious problem when a yaoi fangirl decides that because two characters are 'OMG HAWT BISHIES!!!' that it's perfectly alright to rape the characters' personalities into their narrow vision of 'seme' and 'uke' archetypes. This sort of literary masturbation is not only offensive to my eyes, but also plain insulting to members of the gay community, several of whom are my friends.

Favorite Quotes:

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity." - Abraham Lincoln

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

"Down there between our legs, it's an entertainment complex built around a sewage system. Who designed that?" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

"When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead." -Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" - Random 4chan guy

"You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense." - Response to the above quote

"I saw my death in my dreams, many times.

But I didn't die.

I was better than my fears, better than my nightmares. But to find out, I had to face them all.

I had to get through the worst to prove I was the best.

That was my reality." - Colonel William Bishop, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon

"So what if I'd spare him? In my mind, it's the certainty in myself that I possess which allows me to have that kind of mercy or compassion. There's no wavering on that point. It's fixed like the stars. The fact is, I'm never gonna be killed! So remember this: Mercy and compassion are virtues that only the strong are privileged to possess. And I am strong." - Claire Stanfield, Baccano

"No, but I've remembered who I am. I am the Sixth Hokage, and I don't go back on my word." - Naruto Uzumaki, asserting that he's the motherfucking Sixth Hokage in what is possibly the greatest line in all of fanfiction, Here and Now by KyLewin

"The Sword of Destiny has two edges. You are one of them." - The Last Wish, Andrzej Sapkowski

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Scattered Memories by WhizkidHV reviews
A lone tactician wanders the Sacaen plains and embarks on an adventure with the one he meets. Yet this has already occurred before, numerous times. He is plagued by memories that are and are not his. Seeking answers he journeys once more. The mystery of his life await, and his scattered memories are the pieces to a greater puzzle. But does he have the right pieces? Heavily AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,247 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 21h - Published: 11/4/2010 - Lyndis, Tactician/Mark - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 394,008 - Reviews: 4123 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 4,595 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,733 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,633 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Transcending Bonds by The Red King of the Dreadfort reviews
What does Sasuke see beyond his blade? That is the question he struggles to answer as he slowly remembers his forgotten past. When the question does really matter and he realizes his answer, to whom will he point his blade to: his new bonds or his old ones?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,689 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Rukia K., Suì-Fēng
The Domino Effect by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Sequel to 'A Change Of Heart'. It is often said that a little thing can have a huge impact on later events. Neo certainly counted as 'little', though she certainly objected to being described as a 'thing'.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Neo
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,950 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too. Rating could change because of violence in future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,107 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Reset by Firebreath Fishslap reviews
In 2010, Minato Arisato died to save the world. Now it's 2009 and he's alive again, but things are different this time around. For one, who's Hamuko Arisato and when did she become the leader of SEES? P3P AU, possible pairings later on.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,848 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Minato A., Female Protagonist
Alternate Worlds by HemingwayisBOSS reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 192,988 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 4,583 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 6/23/2015
Revanchism by Renee Enderson reviews
The arrogant but gifted Padawan Bastila Shan reluctantly joins the Mandalorian Wars, only to fall in love with the Revanchist himself. Can she learn to fight for more than mere duty before the war destroys both the Republic and the man she loves?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,115 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bastila S., Revan
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,729 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
A New Dawn by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Obito is able to seal the Jūbi within himself a bit faster than he expected, fast enough that the Allied Shinobi Forces haven't reached them yet. This leaves Uzumaki Naruto completely at his mercy. He cannot resist when the Ten-Tail's Jinchūriki forces him from his own world. A dimension-hopping story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,901 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/30/2014
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Lost Cause by Rikkudo reviews
Some people will always fight. Itachi just wishes that he didn't have to be involved. Fem!Naruto/Sasuke, Short Drabbles. Backstory to 'A New Dawn' on my main account Duesal Bladesinger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Random Thoughts and Pointless Action by Ser Serendipity reviews
Alternate Title: Writer's Block Chisel. Disconnected scenes, ridiculous ideas, and other such nonsense. May be funny, may be serious, may be sad. This is my mind's dumping ground. Readers beware. Chapter 14: The Last Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 12/11/2013
Gilded by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why do his dreams feel so real? Why does he remember things that never were? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
To Make You Stay by missoyashirou reviews
After a cascade of tragedies leading to an utter breakdown, Souji is given a chance to make right all of the wrongs. But even with his conviction about the 'true' murderer, he must reconnect with everyone and restart his life a second time. Will he just doom his family and friends, or will he be able to solve the mystery and prevent the tragedy of December? (Coauthored w/ Nenilein)
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,305 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N., Yosuke H., Chie S., R. Dojima
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,300 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
A Common Criminal Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 99,743 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Roman T. - Complete
unstain our dragons by The King in White reviews
From the burning ruins of Ostagar to the dirty streets of Denerim, Uchiha Sasuke was not the hero anyone would have expected. But he may be the one they need.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Alistair
Revolutionary by Lord Darkly reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Leaf Village was left without it's Third Hokage. Now, thirteen years later, a very different shinobi world marks the landscape. In a land where mercy is weakness, and the balance of power grows ever more rigid, one Uchiha stands alone in his quest for recognition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,038 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Danzō S.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
Paleblood Fruit by Ser Serendipity reviews
Waking up in a bloodied clinic, two Hunters ventured out into a maddened town. Trying to remember, trying to understand. A long Hunt awaits them, beasts and nightmares lurking in every shadow. Eventually, they'll need to confront reality. There's only one end to this dream. Co-Authored with JMenace.
Crossover - Naruto & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/25/2015
Paleblood Fruit by JMenace reviews
Waking up in a bloodied clinic, two Hunters ventured out into a maddened town in search of insight. Trying to remember, trying to understand. A long Hunt awaits them, beasts and nightmares lurking in every shadow. And at the end of it all, reality. There's only one end to this dream. (Co-authored with Ser Serendipity)
Crossover - Naruto & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U.
17th Time's a Charm by Mulburry reviews
Time Travel: Dull violet eyes observed the scene before him. His mother was dead, and underneath her laid his shaking sister; both were drenched in blood. Ten year old Lelouch vi Britannia then announced, "I'm going back to bed." [Discontinued - see last chapter for Author's Note]
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lelouch L., Cornelia L.B., Jeremiah G. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 5,988 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Persona 4: Welcome to Tokyo by Blazehawkins reviews
AU. It isn't easy to grow in Tokyo. So many dreams have withered and died. But for those who persevere, the truth is obtainable. For one boy, the truth may hurt more than he'd like. But it is the only way that he can find peace.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,857 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Souji S./Yuu N.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,785 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Heaven's Knight Player Shirou by Sun Asunder reviews
Emiya Shirou has quite a lot on his plate. Studying at Homurahara Academy, Archery practice with Sakura and Ayako, Magecraft lessons from Sella, not to mention dreams about a Crimson Shadow, Heroic Spirits running around and Illya being a Magical Girl? Well he may not know much about the Power of Love but he always did like those shows with the masked heroes...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Shirō E., Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Irisviel vE.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 4,310 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road Trip at the End of the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Something happened. Nobody remembers what exactly, but something big happened, and everything changed. People are waking up in the shadow of a giant Tree with no memory as to who they are or how they got there. Once their final team member arrives, it's time for a familiar trio to set sail on the desert to look for some answers. (Post-apocalyptic/slight AU/fairytale-esque)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Want and Need by Kiiam reviews
How does the Grail choose a Master or a Servant? Fact of the matter is, it knows the difference between want and need. Masters of the Fourth Holy Grail War know they want a strong Servant, but the Grail knows the Servants they need.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 133,420 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Archer, Kiritsugu E.
The Reclamation Effect by Twisted Platypus reviews
Saren is dead and the Reapers have been defeated- for now. But nothing stays the same, no matter how much you want it to. For some, the spoils of our first battle was survival. For others, even that was withheld. Now it's time to fight again, to reclaim what was lost. Sequel to the Transmigration Effect. Increasingly AU. Cover design by @markgdaniels. Sequel now up!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,075 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Liara T'Soni, Aria T'Loak, Feron - Complete
The Game of Kings by Endfall reviews
The end of a long story. A man ground through ten thousand years of war and survival will meet a boy taking the first steps down that same road. Old truths will be uncovered. Kings will be summoned. Judgement is nigh. This is the First, Last, and Final Holy Grail War. This is The Game of Kings. [AU/Spoilers for Entirety of Nasuverse.]
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,105 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Shirō E., EMIYA
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Code Geass: Tertio Bello by BlindDestiny reviews
This isn't possible. He remembered being killed. It was too vivid to be fake. It DID happen... But even so, how did he end up here? There's rising tension in the EU, and now Schneizel has vanished. Nunnally questions her ability to rule, without her brother, one year later.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,198 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/7/2010
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
A Dream of Winter by Zenthisoror reviews
Juugo's clan are coming down the mountain; Itachi's been sent back to Konoha by the Akatsuki to investigate the visitors; 16 year old Sasuke might not quite be in his right mind - the future of 3 years on that 13 year old Sasuke has been brought into is about to give him more questions than answers, and Naruto doesn't want to answer them, but is all really as it seems?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,892 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Orochimaru, Itachi U.
Jaune Arc: Hero of Vytal by Kartofel von Kouch reviews
Being from a family of heroes, Jaune had long ago realized that heroism wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was just plain sense to take a safer course in life. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell him that the world just didn't make sense. Inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of Warhammer 40K. (pairings undecided)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,817 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi and the OC by Rikkudo reviews
Kakashi and his pairing have a little chat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Muv-Luv: Breaking the Tide by HitokiriOTD reviews
Shirogane Takeru had been through hell more times than even he knew. Fighting through despair, failure, and the death of all he held dear, he fulfilled his goals and earned his rest. Yet, somewhere among the unlimited universes, a voice still called out for him.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,917 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013
Team 7: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,190 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Property Damage by Kagaseo reviews
Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.
Crossover - Warhammer & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,513 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - The Emperor, Shirō E.
I Just Want a Vacation by funkmasterjo reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,697 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Link, Zelda, Saria, Navi - Complete
Hands of Time by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
For Every Soul by SamJaz reviews
We start by breaking past the Impossible, because Epic wasn't good enough. We're Raising the Bar. Sequel to P3: Fairly English Story and Casey W's P4: Face Every Shadow.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,891 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010
Muv Luv: Provenance by G3rMan reviews
Takeru's eyes open to find himself in a hospital bed, inhabiting a new loop in an eerily familiar world. It quickly becomes apparent that all that he accepted as fact has been turned on its head. While the BETA threat remains, new challenges and opportunity present hope. Now, he struggles to find the answers as to why he was pulled into that world, and what he can do to save it.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,849 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014
An Unexpected Adventure in the Minds of Others by Zenthisoror reviews
The Sage of the Six Paths had planned his Grand Entrance to perfection. That plan had not involved arriving early and getting lost on the outer perimeters of Naruto and Sasuke's Minds. Since neither Mind wants to die any time soon, guides have been sent to help the Sage get back on schedule. (Spoilers post-Chapter 669, a vaguely surreal meandering tour, borders on crack)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hagoromo Ō, Kyuubi/Kurama, Orochimaru - Complete
The Meaning of Family by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Danzō S.
Muv Luv: One Last Time into the Loop by PaulXion reviews
Shirogane Takeru struggles against reality as he returns to the past one more time to change the fate the Alternate World,Armed with only the knowledge of the future and his incredible skills as a soldier,he prepares for the inevitable clash against BETA
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 88 - Words: 977,526 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013
Ta'veren by Geralt reviews
When Rand was 13, Lews started manifesting in the boy's dreams, passing on to him the knowledge of how to control his Ta'veren ability. Seven years later, Moiraine arrived to find Two Rivers a very different place from what it was supposed to be.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,699 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... REWRITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,469 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Sasuke by AlmostElectric reviews
And the tale that succeeds his captivity. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Star Wars Episode 1: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
One split-second decision, one moment of faith, one choice. That is all it can take to alter the fate of billions. Now, a new force is rising. Neither Jedi nor Sith, but also both. It is something greater than either. The Chosen One has found a long forgotten path. And this is his story...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Leo sabinus by The King in White reviews
Even without demons, a slave's son can become a Lion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
As the Last Leaf Falls by AlmostElectric reviews
With one day, one friend and one chance, Naruto finds himself dragged into the haphazard schemes of a dead Uchiha – shame that the ocean of time isn't any more "still water" than it is "soul crushing whirlpool". No pairings, post Invasion of Pain arc, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,947 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Think of the Children by Moczo reviews
::Agents of Beacon AU:: Nora Valkyrie, guardian of Lie Ren's soul, has traumatically realized that her beloved charge has no children to carry on his bloodline after his inevitable heroic death. Thank Odin that Nora is here to use her incredible powers of thinking and solve this problem just the best way she knows how. Pray for us all.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 187 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The Spiral of Descent by Divine-Faithborn reviews
Naruto didn't understand why he was cursed to walk the deserts alone. He didn't understand why he remembered nothing of his past life. All Naruto knew was that none of the beasts that attacked him would survive - and he hated himself for it. Was there anything more to his to existence than to consume others and become stronger?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,122 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Heart of Iron by Cavartiash reviews
There wasn't even a good reason to get involved in this Sekirei plan. He wasn't an Ashikabi, in fact he wasn't even certain he could love anymore. That future Archer had accused him of seemed closer than ever... but while people still suffered, what could he do? This bloody path I walk, without thanks or acknowledgement, though my heart may become iron, I must never fall to regret.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,696 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Shirō E.
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
MuvLuv: Comet by Alastor Mobius Toth reviews
A comet. Once associated with oncoming despair and misfortune. Then, as a beautiful herald of change. Will a small change in American policy lead to a different outcome for the world? Or will the effect be ultimately remain the same? Or will world fall to ruin? Total Eclipse AU.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,815 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 4,346 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 1,091 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gilgamesh tries his Hand at by darkeldar reviews
The King of Heroes is bored, and all the world is his for enjoyment, as long as fakers and mongrels don't ruin his fun. A Carnival Phantasm-esque story from the perspective of Gilgamesh as he enjoys everyday life.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,540 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gilgamesh
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Missed Strike: The New Jedi Order by Davin Sunrider reviews
(NJO AU) The line can no longer be held. Twenty-one years after the historic Treaty of Alderaan, war has come to the galaxy once again...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 258,130 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Thrawn, Jacen S. - Complete
Sever and Bind by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Saber considers her hatred of one particular person.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Shirō E., Saber, Kiritsugu E. - Complete
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
The Cubey by Dorylus reviews
Kurama never quite got over his accident in sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Long-haired Girl by Zenthisoror reviews
Ino finally tells Sakura the truth behind her idea that Sasuke has a thing for long-haired girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Excuses by Nelarun reviews
Kakashi had better have a very good excuse for being four and a half weeks overdue, and this time 'I was lost on the road of life' wasn't going to cut it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Muv-Luv War of Wills by Dragonskyt reviews
What if BETA tried to invade the Nasuverse?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Fighting the System by Shadenight123 reviews
Spiritual sequel to Multiversing with Harems. We all know of the Clichés running around the Naruto-verse. Now, let us see them through the eyes of one of the victims of said stories: the Gary Stu protagonist. A very particular one, considering his first act was to murder the Mary Sue, his second was to ignore the Author, and his third...was to ask for help from the readers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Multiversing with Harems by Shadenight123 reviews
Crack-Fic with a serious undertone first and foremost. Naruto Uzumaki has a pairing per story in all of fanfiction-net. What if the daughters of those pairings decided to convince the Canon Naruto to marry their Canon mother's counterparts? Not to be taken seriously. 'Gender-bending' implied with the characters. Light-hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Deep as the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
'And I've removed the filter from your eyes which covered them before, so now, you'll easily distinguish between gods and men.' After the power of the Mist began to weaken, the demigods found themselves in the middle of a whole new world.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,669 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - H. Dresden, Percy J.
Things as They Are by misamiera reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a different universe. It resembles his old world, except that he has switched places with Naruto. However, soon he finds that this new world is nothing like his old one... AU, timetravel, gen. Permanent hiatus; rewritten by Solara Myles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,586 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vestigial Mercies by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
AU: What if Kiritsugu had saved a very different sort of distorted person from the fire? A 17 year old Kotomine Kirei finds himself fighting Heaven's Feel in Shirou's place. This cannot end well.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
Fate Revenant Sword by James D. Fawkes reviews
Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,010 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon] Rin T. - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 253 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Team Tobi by Morta's Priest reviews
Uchiha Obito got a second lease on life in the Third Shinobi World War, and the world was never quite the same. Now, many years later, he's ready for what could be his most difficult assignment yet: To be a sensei to three brats that just graduated from the Academy. Among them is Namikaze Naruto, Hokage's son!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Gambit by theAsh0 reviews
After Zero Requiem, the world is in chaos as the power balance shifts towards world peace. But nothing ever works out right, does it? C.C.-Lelouch-Kallen triangle. (non lemon) "Whatever went wrong, I have to fix it." Lelouch declared. His father's ghost frowned. "You still think you can..?" Officially the most entertaining and amusing fanfic in this section! (bmarx55 said so)
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,604 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
A Foreign Concept by Kyong Kybis reviews
Sometimes even aspiring soon-to-be clan leaders need to have the facts of life spelled out for them. Luckily, Kushina is more than happy to fill that role. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Fugaku U., Mikoto U.] Kushina U. - Complete
Twin Suns Burning by rgm0005 reviews
The First Age has passed and been forgotten. The Second Age seems little more than a myth. Now, it is the Third Age, the Age of Shinobi, but even it's end draws quickly near. For now, the prison is open. The world shakes, fate moves, and heroes are born. Amidst victories and defeats, this is known; that the sun may fall, but also rises. Naruto/Exalted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The End of Crime by We Thought It'd Be Funny reviews
There were three guaranteed ways to make Yu Narukami mad. One was to eat his food. Another was to poke him repeatedly in the stomach. The third, and worst, was to hurt and/or intend to hurt Nanako Dojima. Today, three boys go against that final rule, and pay the price.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N., Nanako D. - Complete
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Upgrade by MakaMaka reviews
Persona 4. Biker gangs across the region hung up their leather jackets in resignation when they heard the news.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Kanji T. - Complete
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
The Edge of Madness by Aryk von Straln reviews
The Eternal Champion. The Hero of Daggerfall. The Nerevarine. The Hero of Kvatch. The Divine Crusader. It has been centuries since their like have been seen in Tamriel and now, as a new evil approaches, there are none able to take up the title of 'Hero'. It will fall to a lonely figure from Tamriel's past to take up the mantle he discarded, to save a world he abandoned long ago.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,347 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sheogorath, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hero of Kvatch
Butthurt Naruto by Parody No Jutsu reviews
Poor young Naruto is beaten by a mob and unlocks a power unlike any other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Naruto U.
Too Perfect by mapplepie reviews
Near Konoha there is a lake that Kakashi has fallen in. But it's not just a simple lake; it is a portal. It is a portal that transports Kakashi to a different realm - one that is calm, peaceful, and much much too perfect. Kakashi hates it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Passing Lily by Sage of Eyes reviews
A Saber Lily Origin Story, Discretion advised. Oneshot.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Shirō E., Saber - Complete
Highever by The King in White reviews
Fergus Cousland remains in Highever with the rest of the troops as Bryce Cousland leads the main force to Ostagar. Howe's treachery destroys the Heir and his family. Bryce's second son escapes Castle Cousland in search of power and vengeance. HIATUS
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Cousland, Alfstanna]
Risen by The King in White reviews
The World-Eater wakes, yet Tamriel has no Dragonborn Champion. Thus it falls to Tiber Septim, the Man-Who-Became-A-God, to become man once more, and raise the banner. HIATUS
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Talos/Tiber Septim, Meridia]
Muv Luv: Eternal by taovkool reviews
His endless battles, his endless loops, the endless war that consumes the world... All of it is approaching its ends. Shirogane Takeru stood next to another otherworldly boy with the sword on his back. "All rules has been broken! The eternal stalemate is over! Now that the First Round ends, it's time for the Second Round to begin!" Muv Luv/Eien no Aselia crossover.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Drinking with Gods by GodModeSama reviews
One-shot. You meet the most colorful people in the taverns of Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sheogorath, Martin S. - Complete
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
resistance by Taywen reviews
Kakashi wakes up in Obito's new world. Or does he? Time travel AU. Spoilers up to chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Shared Resonance of Possession Experience by Arashi Leonhart reviews
On the run from the Association and Church, a chance encounter between Sion Eltnam Atlasia and Shirou Emiya changes their lives.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Melty Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,150 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Shirō E., Sion Eltnam Atlasia - Complete
But They Needed a Hug by Laryna6 reviews
Darn it, Yu, this is an Investigation Team, not your harem! Everyone/Yu/The World
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Yosuke H., Yukiko A. - Complete
Sick Time by Moczo reviews
Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Archer, Rin T. - Complete
Peace Through Hatred by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Survival had never be part of the plan, but death had become an impossibility. The best way to bring people together is to give them a common enemy. The best way to unite a world, however, is to give them a Demon Emperor. Two-shot. Post-R2.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
In the Know by Sarah1281 reviews
Finale AU. Lex coming back from the dead isn't exactly news at this point but this time, things are different. This time he knows Clark's secret and so, in the tradition of everyone who has ever discovered Clark's secret, all of the rest of it is just meaningless details. If only Lex were a little quicker on the uptake. Clark does have a planet to save, after all.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Savior by Kai Maciel reviews
After the war ended, the world ended with it. In death, Naruto drowns in despair for being unable to be the savior everyone hoped until he's offered a deal to bring the world and everybody back. However, it comes with a heavy price: the existence of Uzumaki Naruto. Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Sworn Through Swords by Platinumsabr reviews
Youkai. Their very name betrays their arrogance. Demons, HA! They don't remember their pasts; where they came from, why they are where they are. When a human does, the world as they know it will be forever changed. Looking for strength? Well, JACKPOT!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,815 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Tsukune A.
Mass Effect: Mistakes Worth Sharing by Sudentor reviews
Just four ups and downs a very special turian feels are worth sharing. General Garrus Vakarian gives the commencement address to the first post-Reaper War graduating class at the Cipritine Hill Services Academy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
Through the eyes of a madwoman by vendetta543 reviews
Most assume the Redguard Captain tried to kill the Dragonborn because of sheer spite. The truth is much more dark and sinister...well, not really. But it's still pretty bad.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Chronologically Displaced by The Heartless Wanderer reviews
Several months after the events of the P-1 Grand Prix, the Investigation Team is transported three years into the past by forces unknown. Stranded in the year 2009, they have no recourse but to join forces with the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad, but what effect will eight additional Persona-users have on the course of history? -P3/P4 Crossover, Post-P4 Arena-
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,293 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Souji S./Yuu N., Minato A.
Objective: Emiya by Moczo reviews
When seeking true love, most will advise you to be yourself. Ilya is not seeking true love, however. She is going to WAR for true love. And why be herself when being someone else is so much more efficient?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E. - Complete
What's In A Name? by We Thought It'd Be Funny reviews
Yuri Lowell woke up, expecting his day to progress normally. Well, as normal as his days could go, at least. But it looks like fate has seen fit to throw him another fastball. One that even he couldn't have seen coming.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Yuri L. - Complete
Reincarnation by the God Hand reviews
Itachi never expected to wake up again after passing on for the last time, and he knew this wasn't the work of Impure World Resurrection. Follow his struggles as he makes his way into the world of Martial Arts and mastery of Kushinada-style Jiujutsu!
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Itachi U.
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Code Geass: Fate's Curse by ZLelouch0 reviews
After his "death", Lelouch wakes up, back in the past. He has been given a second chance to correct his past mistakes, but changing the world for the better will be no easy task. After all, fate listens to no man.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Lelouch L.
Underneath the Underneath by WDW reviews
In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ObiTobi by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Obito meets his team at Ichiraku's, and, through a series of events that can only occur with Obito around, he explains who he REALLY is...Tobi of the Akatsuki! Now, Obito must convince his sensei to join Akatsuki, too. Parodies old Akatsuki theories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Persona Non Grata by Brave Soul RMS reviews
You know what's cool about being a sociopath? Shooting yourself in the head with an imaginary bullet and summoning a superpowered imaginary friend to kick ass. Downside's that an army of living nightmares is out to end you. You tell me: is it worth it?
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Blame the Cookies by Kagaseo reviews
Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Rock Lee's Path on the Road to Ninja by Levi Ackerman reviews
Unknowingly trapped in Madara's genjutsu, poor Lee is astonished by his friends' abnormal personality flip-flops. Kakashi is punctual, Tenten can't aim a weapon, Neji is a mega-pervert, Sasuke is a mega-flirt, Hinata's quite the dominatrix and Kiba loves cats. And why isn't Tsunade the Hokage again? AU, OOC, set in Road to Ninja movieverse. NejiTen, NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Lee R. - Complete
Sagacity Unbroken: The Shichidō Heresy (Original Manuscript) by Endfall reviews
Original draft of TSH:Shadows of the Green Sky.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tabula Rasa by Junky reviews
In a single outlying universe, Shirou's fate takes an unexpected turn when while running to escape from the inferno that erupted around him, he is drenched in black mud falling from a slowly disappearing hole in the sky.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,490 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Shirō E.
Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4350 - Favs: 13,285 - Follows: 12,307 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Do Over by Dragon XD reviews
Team Seven uses a jutsu goes back in time to avert a disaster, and end up causing some along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Team Seven
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Lost Arts by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. In another world, the shinobi arts of ninjutsu and genjutsu are nothing but bedtime stories that parents tell their children. But when Konoha faces almost certain annihilation, its only hope may be the power that most believe is only myth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,028 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rue the Day by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Team Seven is under the rule of a new Sensei: Uchiha Sasuke. Keeping his students alive long enough to pass the chunin exams isn't easy with a hyperactive jinchuriki, an shrieking fangirl, and a porn obsessed geek with an attitude. Drabble format.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sasuke U.
Your Past, My Future by Slavok reviews
Lelouch suffered defeat, despair, and ultimately betrayal, but when he faces the Emperor, he wakes up before Zero was created. Suddenly in the past, he has the power to remake the future. Time travel. Probably Lelouch Kallen pairing.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 777 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
in this valley of dying stars by fiesa reviews
Dark versus Light. Chidori versus Rasengan. OneShot- Naruto, Sasuke and the end of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 463 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Code Geass:Power of the Emperors by evelsaint93 reviews
Lelouch had sacrificed his family, his friends, and his happiness for the world. In death, Lelouch had created a world of peace, now it is his turn to enjoy it.Timetravel/AlternateUniverse LelouchxHarem!Featuring a special Nunnally!Mature Content!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,843 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Lelouch L.
Naruto Did What! by distraught.hallelujah reviews
Sasuke heard from Sakura who heard from Ino who heard from Choji who heard from Tenten who heard from Lee who heard from Guy Sensei who heard from Kakashi that Naruto has just bought a slave. Squad 7 one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unlimited Trope Works by Satire Swift reviews
The Fifth Grail War has begun, and Shirou Emiya has found himself dragged into it. Little do the other players know, the young man is not just a master, but also a troper. They never knew what hit them.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Shirō E.
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 152 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
Let The Monster Rise by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Guilt of Innocence by Chosha Kurenai reviews
Uchiha Sasuke abandoned Konoha in his persute of power to join Orochimaru. However, this was only a cover story. In fact, on Tsunade's orders, Sasuke is to act as Konoha's spy within Otogakure. One agreement and his path had changed forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,794 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sasuke U.
Soul's Light by Chengar Qordath reviews
It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,822 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shinji I., H. Dresden
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Ichchha Muerte by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,678 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lunatique by Moczo reviews
Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Return, Reenact, Revolution by Dream Keys reviews
REWRITE OF LEGACY REBIRTH: Who was Namikaze Minato? How did he come to be? Why are there no other Namikazes in Konoha? And what does Naruto have to do with it? Time-travel in a different way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Phoenix Fire by Nivek01 reviews
Three and a half years. Since the fights against Shimon. Since the Ninth took up residence in Namimori. Since Tsuna finally got tired of the mafia and disappeared. But now he's back to bring his friends out of their own hells, and maybe save Namimori too.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,606 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Super Cliche Naruto by Parody No Jutsu reviews
Co-written by Inuyonas. This story explores all that is cliche on Naruto stories and the actual Naruto series itself. If you feel like laughing then this story is for you. Rated M for horribly written lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Fate ReNight by HopelessRomanticist reviews
It turns out a single Excalibur is not enough to completely destroy the Grail, and Shirou's unwitting comment 'to go back' is interpreted by it as a wish to "go back" in time to the start of Fate. SwordxScabbard pairing.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,158 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Shirō E., Saber
More Time On The Clock by Soxman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, after destroying Akatsuki, defeating Madara, and killing Kabuto, settled down for a peaceful life as the Legendary Toad Sage. It was to be his mantle until the day he died. Or at least it was supposed to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,221 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Lelouch of the Revolution by Lilyflower1987 reviews
What if by a chance of fate an unwitting Prince Clovis had stumbled upon Lelouch and Nunnally before the Shinjuku incident ever happened? They say the future is not set in stone but destiny will not be cheated. Chapters 1-10 re-reeditied, more to come soon.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,891 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Lelouch L.
Obito Watches by fiesa reviews
It's amazing how much Obito can see with only one eye. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mistakes Were Made by Joak Drysso reviews
All they told him was that he had to do the ceremony with the stupid sheathe with him and it'd work perfectly fine. He supposed he should have learned to never trust the Germans by now.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Archer, Kiritsugu E.
Shinderella by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shinji M., Rin T. - Complete
Symbiosis by ShiroTsume reviews
"Hey, hey, some beancounter can't declare that we missed any action in Wave! We just missed coming back!" Brofic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Simple Steps by Mirror and Image reviews
Galaxy changing events don't just suddenly occur. They are the result of a series of small steps. Now dealing with ROTS. Rated M to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 199,011 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Whims of Fate by That's Professor Hawke reviews
He has his mother's red hair, his father's face, and most importantly, he has two of the best friends a Jinchuriki could ask for. His name is Naruto Uzumaki... and his tale is a bit different than the one you remember. AU, Alt!Naruto, CadetBranch!Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,111 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Street Urchin by WolvesOfLightning reviews
Link, a orphan on the streets of Kakariko, has just made a giant discovery. He can use magic. Now he has been whisked off to Hyrule castle to be trained with the sons and daughters of the wealthiest people alive, including the Princess Zelda. Link x Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Link, Zelda
Code Geass: Demon or Angel by ZLelouch0 reviews
Lelouch vi Britannia, manipulative prince. Lelouch Lamperouge, justice-seeking student. When Lelouch's split personalities gain bodies of their own, a violent free-for-all is born. Who can Lelouch trust, if he can't even trust himself?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Lelouch L.
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Vegeta, M. Trunks - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 5,114 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Code Geass R3: Sin of Truth by ZLelouch0 reviews
The Zero Requiem finally succeeded. However, many members of the UFN are still run by corrupt oligarchies behind the scenes. Thus, not one, but TWO rebellions rise to tell the world the truth behind the Demon Emperor. However, is the truth always best?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Lelouch L.
The Nail by eightofcoins reviews
P4. AU. What if Souji's parents never went overseas, so Souji never went to Inaba?
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
After the End by Kai Maciel reviews
Thirteen year old Naruto and Sasuke clash at the Valley of the End, one aiming to save, the other to kill for power. However, a terrible coincidence throws them into an unbelievable future. How can both boys deal with what has become of them? Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
and then I fed some cats by fasterassembly reviews
Souji writes letters to his girlfriend back in the city about life in the countryside and that one time a giant frog exploded out of his best friend's head. His girlfriend is not amused.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alexandriad: The Song of Fire by SuperGoldenFroggie reviews
The Spring-Time Familiar Summoning Ritual summons the being most suitable for the mage. A soul of fire summons forth a soul of fire. The right spark can cause anything to burn. Fate/Zero Rider
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Rider, Louise
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 648 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Life on Thedas by Hazza137 reviews
A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,422 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Code Geass: Reverse by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. Based on a picture on deviantArt, role reversal AU. Nunnally is the older sister to crippled, blind Lelouch. Kallen is in the Britannian army. Suzaku is a freedom fighter, out to change the resistance.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L. - Complete
A Tale of Two Shikis by Mereo Flere reviews
Arcueid has trouble telling humans apart.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Kara no Kyōkai - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Arcueid - Complete
Threads of the Past by Magier74 reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin make an unexpected detour returning home from a mission.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,845 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lines Drawn in Blood by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Kekkei genkai aren't the only things the ninja of Konoha can inherit. Because we are more than the sum of our parts - there are others' in us, too. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Smiles by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Ichiraku's wasn't always Naruto's sanctuary. Teuchi the owner didn't always like him. But, sometimes, it is easier to see the good in people than it is the bad. Oneshot, origins of the Ichiraku/Naruto friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Teuchi, Naruto U. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Like a Clockwork by Ruinous Crow reviews
At that day in the Valley of the End, what if Naruto had… won? It's Team Seven, united, and they're not letting anyone mess with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Infiltrator by Djehuty3 reviews
Sometimes, a ninja goes missing. Sometimes, a ninja tells lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sasuke U.
Hulu Destroys The World by Mereo Flere reviews
An Archer Origin Story.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Archer, Rin T.
Eagle's Talon by KuroKage1717 reviews
Oneshot. Just another assassination for Altair Ibn La'Ahad.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
One Missed Strike: Tales From the New Republic by Davin Sunrider reviews
AU oneshot collection set during and after 'One Missed Strike, Part III'. Story 2, 'Strange Ways': Boba Fett and Malysa Kolos are given new missions by Grand Admiral Thrawn to ensure victory during the last battle of the Galactic Civil War.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Double Whammy by Renee Enderson reviews
What if it took two head injuries to make Revan an amnesiac? One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8330 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Last Crusade by Cavartiash reviews
AU Story. With Padawan Shan's battle meditation ability having manifested. She is given to the only Master they feel can train her abundant talents. The youngest Jedi Knight. Knight Revan. Much to both of their dismay, as their personalities clash!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Revan, Bastila S.
After You Die by Kurarisa reviews
An Uchiha brother homework session turns into a philosophical debate. When Itachi refuses to answer him, it's up to Mikoto to explain the afterlife to Sasuke. Baby!Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Fragments by kiraiakuma reviews
Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,358 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Suspicious Seduction by Cavartiash reviews
Naoto was always suspicious of Souji and his group, with no other lines of investigation available to her, it was perhaps time to confront them in person. A Naoto/Souji fanfic, from Kings game, then leaving cannon a little after. R & Review.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naoto S., Soji S.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part III by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ROTJ AU) The Rebellion prepares to launch a desperate last offensive against Emperor Skywalker's forces. But a mutiny is brewing within the Empire, and Darth Vader has an objective of his own, a secret he's kept for over twenty years...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,325 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
Interviews with a Shadow by Tetsui reviews
A various look at the P4 gang and what happens with their daily interactions with their Shadows. 3 of 10
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Contradictory by fiesa reviews
Contradictory to public opinion, Kushina is not in love with Minato. OneShot. Rated T for hints of child abuse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
One Missed Strike: Tales From the Empire by Davin Sunrider reviews
(Original Trilogy AU) Oneshot collection set between 'One Missed Strike' Parts II and III. Featured stories: 'Traitor's Trial', 'Misdirection', 'Allies of Convenience', 'Death, Lies, and Treachery', and 'Power Behind the Throne'.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,402 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
The Root of the Problem by Lady Wild reviews
When Naruto wishes to be able get to the root of the ‘cycle of hatred’ and Senju-Uchiha problem, a kodoma sends him and the vengeful Sasuke into the past. A time of dead heroes where there’s no Konoha for Naruto protect or Sasuke to destroy. Time travel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The End of Sasuke Uchiha by kiraiakuma reviews
Sasuke has had it. Forget revenge, forget everything. All he wanted was one last battle, a cool death. But nooo, everybody was conspiring against him. So he takes his death into his own hand. Hopefully this time it will stick. Slightly, read very, OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Might've Been by Surarrin reviews
A collection of pieces that I wrote but, for one reason or another, never published.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/1/2010
Gone Fishing by Fiyerna reviews
What began as a solo fishing trip ends up as an unexpected, exciting time to hang out with good friends. Oneshot. SouNao content. DISCLAIMER: No fish were harmed during the writing of this fanfic, though Yosuke may need a bandaid.
Megami Tensei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Soji S., Naoto S. - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Ten Ironys by RiverDaisy reviews
In which the Black Knights opposes to Lelouch, and C.C. writes this list of ironies. In memorium to Lelouch. Spoilers. R&R.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Peggy Susie by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
She fought her way to the Box, and somehow made it work, and now she's back. Will she be able to prevent the end of the world this time around? -- If this isn't the world's most gratuitous Peggy Sue fic, I'd like to know what is.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Persona 4: Simulacrum by zephyran reviews
It has been six years since the fog was lifted from the town of Inaba, but a new fog clouds the minds of its residents. As Souji Seta returns from his long absence, he must find a way to free them or else lose the bonds of friendship forever.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,138 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Rise K. - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4310 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 6,664 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hero With No Fear by RoxieFlash reviews
They finally begin to remember. Gen fic, Luke/Anakin comparison.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Excuse in Accomplishment by kiraiakuma reviews
After the Forest of Death Naruto tries to get Kakashi to train him. But Kakashi has to train Sasuke, so how does he get out of this without hurting his students feelings... too much?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 127 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Out of the Sky by Shaitanah reviews
Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part II by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ESB AU) Emperor Skywalker, obsessed with finding his son, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space. Meanwhile, a small group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,530 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 301 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Problems and Concussions by nooziewoozie reviews
Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 187 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Chameleon Stone by Lupi Loop reviews
*COMPLETED YAY* The Legend of an unstable Link, a long-suffering Zelda and a special Ganondorf who loves Seeing Stones and baths with his Rubber Ducks, as they go head-to-head with a fallen goddess for the power to make dreams reality. mayhem & zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,333 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Link - Complete
Requiem by Spontaneite reviews
What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U.
One Missed Strike: Tales From the Rebellion by Davin Sunrider reviews
(Original Trilogy AU) Oneshot collection set between 'One Missed Strike' Parts I and II. Featured stories: 'I Found Him', 'Brothers and Sisters', 'Starkiller', and 'The Emperor's Hand'.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,042 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, G. Marek/Starkiller - Complete
Fuyuki High Class Reunion by sasahara17 reviews
Just a small class reunion for Fuyuki High alumni... that just happens to take place during the Fifth Holy Grail War.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/9/2009
Misadventure by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-Shot, Pre-Naruto. Jiraiya and chuunin-Minato...and booze. "Jiraiya-sensei...that's a MAN."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Dark Futures by SoulShdw reviews
The hero doesn't always get the girl and live happily ever after. Sometimes, endings are bitter sweet, and reunions are rare. With a war brewing on the horizon, can the Hero of Time return to his beloved homeland and to the Princess of Destiny? Unfinished.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,840 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Zero Requiem: Errata by Mereo Flere reviews
The world doesn't need this kind of Zero.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Suzaku K. - Complete
The Distress Call by Knightfall1138 reviews
Many decisions lie ahead. Most of them pointless.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Gilyasviel Von Einzbern by Mereo Flere reviews
There's no such thing as "Unlimited Harem Works."
Fate/stay night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Strangers Like Us by Lucesco reviews
Gohan X Videl It's a highschool fic. Follow Videl as she tries to uncover the secrets of the enigma called Gohan, finding the most unexpected, infuriating, insufferable but unmistakably the most heavenly feeling called love along the way...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,959 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Gohan, Videl
Did You Ever Think? by Samurai101 reviews
Theirs was a friendship that spanned eleven years, but, in the end, changed nothing. The friendship of Minato and Fugaku in six snapshots across time.::T for violent imagery:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto Get Together Stories by KyLewin reviews
A series of short stories of the exactly 1K variety dealing with Naruto hooking up with anyone and everyone. Evil, good, old, young, male, female - it doesn't matter... well, except the male option - only one of those just to be funny... hopefully...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4417 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time of No Return by hakanamu reviews
With nothing to gain but everything to lose, Minato risked a last-minute addition to the Shiki Fuuin. He succeeded in wiping Kyuubi from the past, only to discover he had also invalidated his own future…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Missed Strike, Part I by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ANH AU) In an alternate universe, the duel at Mustafar ended differently, and the galaxy took a divergent path as a result: Darth Vader is the Emperor, the Death Star does not exist, and Luke Skywalker knows exactly where he came from.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,458 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5166 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Drunken Fiasco by Fiyerna reviews
When Souji arrived at Club Escapade to celebrate his 19th birthday with his friends, what greeted him was the last thing he expected to see... and the insanity only grew from there. Coauthored by IronyxofxFate. Souji/Naoto and Yosuke/Chie.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Myriad Ways by Charles Bhepin reviews
The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 266 - Published: 12/8/2008
Too Early in the Morning by Siamesa reviews
A birthday gift arrives for Luke, who is not particuarly pleased about it. PostESB, humor, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Yakuza by MiraculousMage reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
The Confession Scenario by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A Pizza Hut Ending by sasahara17 reviews
Post Series; Kallen meets a Pizza Hut Delivery Guy in Norway. Guess who. Completely OOC.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Crashing in Time by Siamesa reviews
Anakin. Time travel. Force ghosts. They were not, as Obi-Wan was to discover, the greatest combination any more than they were the worst. Time travel AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,213 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
To See You Again by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Nights in Shirakawa by Patriot-of-USA reviews
Few things could rattle Minato Arisato’s steel-tough nerves. But the odd Velvet room attendant’s latest “request” had done just that. Suggestive Humor
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Minato A., Elizabeth - Complete
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Some Misunderstanding by MintiNeko reviews
It made sense, that the one girl that caught his attention would try to kill him. MinaKushi, minor FugaMiko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by TheRealThing reviews
A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,437 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fate:initiative roll by Person With Many Aliases reviews
A mysterious power surrounds Fukyuki City. Emiya Shiro finds himself picking up a quest that surrounds his friends and family. Together, they must find the Holy Grail. Then roll a dice to see their chances of successfully capturing it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Of Power, Respect and Friendship by Diva-esque reviews
These are the facts about Sasuke and Naruto's intricate relationship. Nonyaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Death and the Uchiha by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Why doesn't Sasuke have any romantic interest in the girls of Konoha? Simple. He's in love... and has been in love since his family died... [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 617 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Will the Real Luke Skywalker Please Stand Up? by kayladie reviews
What happens when Luke Skywalker runs across someone using his name to pick up women?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 198 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 633 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trunks and Goten Take Over the World by Frozenflower reviews
Vegeta's having a bad day and yells at Trunks. Trunks decides to gain his father's respect by doing something really cool! Roping Goten into the mix, this devilish duo set out to take over the world!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Trunks, Vegeta
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Young Love reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Actions and Words reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,125 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indra Ō.
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U., Pain/Pein
Rights of Succession reviews
Six months after Orochimaru's appointment to the position of Fourth Hokage, a certain man discovers the horrifying truth behind Konoha's new leader's power. Now, Namikaze Minato, S-Rank criminal of the Leaf, leads an insurgency against the Snake Sannin from within the borders of the Land of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H.
Genius and Insanity reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Order of Arrival reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi is a Massive Troll reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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