SSA Javier Grey P.I
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Joined 03-17-12, id: 3826783, Profile Updated: 01-20-15
Author has written 13 stories for Criminal Minds, and Yu Yu Hakusho.


HI MADLANG PEOPLE!

Disclaimer: I do not own nor profit from any of the fandoms I will work on. Nor characters, songs or any familiar names or brands that will appear in any of my work unless mentioned otherwise.


I, SSA Javier Grey P.I, do humbly swear to write with heart and spirit, to not create a Mary or Gary Sue on print or thought, to not desecrate the English language either in grammar or spelling, to not resort to cliches, to disclaim fervently the fandoms I hold in my heart though I would love to own them, to not take flames personally and to make every fanfiction its best and greatest.

So help me God.


1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !! Very important for good results.

Instruction

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. WRITE ON THE COLUMN 1 & 2 ANY TWO NUMBERS YOU WANT.

3. WRITE DOWN IN THE COLUMN 3 & 7 THE NAMES OF TWO PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally, MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER


How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. You talk with your fanfiction buddy about a fanfic then get over excited and other people have no idea what you're talking about and they stare at you like you're crazy...
3. You have a Fanfic Name and Your Fanfiction obsessed friends call you by that name...
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1
1. You repost this onto your FanFic profile! :)


You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.


Child Abuse


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.


Abortion


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

What's so great about that?

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I sincerely hope you will.


WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
So sweet, please don't break! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...


NO MEANS NO!

Guy: Can we have sex now? Girl: Can we do what? Guy: You know, can I be your first, finally? Girl: Um…no. Guy: Why not? Girl: Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend… Guy: So, if you don't tell, I won't tell. Girl: Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special…someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first. Guy: I'm not special to you? Girl: You're my friend. That's all. Guy: [looks forward and keeps driving]

Five Minutes Later… Guy: [starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh] Girl: [moves his hand] Don't touch me…! Guy: [tries to kiss her] Girl: [screams] Would you stop? Guy: [continues trying] Girl: [moves to the back seat] Guy: [parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl, then starts to kiss her] Girl: [pushes him off and scoots over>] Please, don't do this… Guy: Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes… [moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants] Girl: [pushes him harder No! don't! Guy: [getting aggravated, punches her, causing her to cry] Stop playing hard to get! Girl: [tearing up, continues to fight] Guy: [punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down] Girl: [screams as he penetrates her] NO! Please don't do this to me! Guy: [puts his hand over her mouth, silencing her pleas…]

One Hour Later… Guy: [finally pulls back and wipes himself off] Girl: [sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing] Guy[ glares at her] You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you. [reaches out his hand to touch her cheek Girl: [pulls back] Just take me home, now. Guy: Alright. [gets in the front seat and drives her home]

Two Months Later… Girl: Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my period in two months! Doctor: [looks at her] You haven't been having your period for a reason… Girl: [looks at him] Why? [dreading the answer that she was sure to receive…] Doctor: You're pregnant. Girl: [faints in shock]

The Following Day… The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy… Guy: It's not my fault! I'm not the father! That girl's been sleeping with every single guy at the school! Girl: [sees this, about to confront him] Guy: [takes her aside, so the two are alone] I'm telling you, if you tell everybody the truth and say that I raped you, I'll kill you.

That Night… Girl: [completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant…then he lied about it. So completely depressed…the girl commits suicide by drug overdose…]

Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No Means No!" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as "I'll Kill Any Idiot Who Does this to My Girl, or Any Girl…"


"The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you dislike racism


From spoiled pricez profile, a tribute to being who you are:

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

--I AM THE GIRL-- (TYPE OUT WHO ARE YOU?)

Who would stick her nose in a book instead of go to a party and get wasted

Who knows that her parents' rules are meant to protect her

Who would never go all the way because the guy who really loves her will wait

Who doesn't care if people think she's weird; the people who do matter think she's unique

Who is proud of her little obsessions

Who doesn't care if she's fat or ugly because she knows she isn't

Who believes there is always hope

Who never leaves a friend in need

Who would never start a fight or hit back, because she is above that...

...but will fight to hell if someone she loves gets hurt

Who would hold a Bible in her hand and not care what the "cool kids" would say

Who knows she is loved, unique and special... and no one can tell you otherwise.


FROM DeviantART

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Pechay None

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla Sugar

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
M-JAV

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Cerulean Kitsune

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: ( Second Name of Fave actor/Actress,Your Fave country)
Gray Japan

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 4 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
VIERMA

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The White Water

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers)
Lillian Estrellita Nanita

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Rain Goya

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's first 2 letters of first name & father's first 2 letters of first name),
Joma

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Zamora Zamboanga

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Autumn Snowdrop

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, design of clothing you're wearing right now "ie" or "y")
Watermelon Sparkly

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Egg Pie Maple

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element "Tour"),
The Novel Storm Tour

16. YOUR NICK NAME: (Your well known nick name or the first 3 letters of you first name ''ie'' or ''y'' Fave cartoon Characters Name!)
Sabelie Kurama


You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dad's gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
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100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE (Found on BlackSaint's Profile)

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Sad...

I'm Sorry,

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.


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Jade Dreams by PWNAGENINJA reviews
Ayuzawa Misaki, she's new, she's fresh, she's talented and she's exactly what the crowd wants. Too bad she's become the biggest rival of the number one boy band in Japan...
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,143 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui
The Kurama whom Kurama Never Knew by Mikageshi reviews
Kurama does not faze her at all. "So you have a thumb as green as your eyes. Big deal." But he can't say the same about her. Meet Yusuke's least favorite customer. Kaitou's new nemesis. The Sniper's first love. But just who was—is—she to Kurama? He cracks his most intimate case yet. A Kurama x OC novel like no other. THREE-CHAPTER UPDATE! Ch. 24 - 26: "Make your choice. Him or me."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 395,619 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/29/2009 - [Kurama M., OC] K. Hagari
I'm In Love with Sof! by animeroxz reviews
Prince James has been having strange thoughts about Princess Sofia lately. Eventually he realizes that he's fallen in love with her, but knowing they can never be he struggles to keep from acting on his feelings. It gets harder and harder for him to do so as the days go by, and the more he's around her, the stronger his feelings become. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,289 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Amber, Hugo, James, Sofia
Saving Prince James by Genie345 reviews
Prince James, 20, is now a ruthless king that created an empire by conquering all other kingdoms. Princess Sofia, 18, is a banished princess who was summoned by Cedric to save the kingdoms and James's heart. Can a banished princess save a lost prince's heart and can a ruthless prince find love in an exiled princess?
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 190,666 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/23/2014 - James, Sofia
Fanfiction Trauma by IncognitoGirl1993 reviews
When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse then any unsub they've come across with, badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,090 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Reid
Leorai Week 1: Tease by kuku88 reviews
(For Leorai week over on Tumblr!) Leonardo and Karai are training in the morning when they get into a somewhat awkward position and their friends catch them. (Not actually that sexual; rated K!) R&R please
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26 - Leonardo, Karai
These Scars Remind Me the Past is Real by The Nerdfighter reviews
Three months have been stolen from Leonardo's life. Now that he's awake, he wants nothing more than to get back in the swing of things. But with Raph keeping a constant vigil over him, Leo starts to get rather annoyed. How can he become stronger when Raph keeps babying him? But hat Leo doesn't understand is that he isn't the only one who has some healing to do. S3E1 extension fic.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Button Mystery by AquaTurquoise reviews
Sofia and Cedric have a jar full of buttons and won't explain to anyone what purpose it serves, but Amber and James are determined to find out.
Sofia the First - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Cedric, Sofia, Amber, James - Complete
Cause Mikey's Happy by Karategurl13 reviews
Mikey gets a new song on his T-pod, much to everyone's dismay.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Innocence by Babsy-chan reviews
Because no one keeps them forever...
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - James, Sofia, Amber, Hugo
TMNT: Don't Tickle! by BBPRIMEFAN101 reviews
Mikey decides to mess with Raphael a bit during a sparring practice, but then they all discover a hidden secret of Raph's and take advantage of it-only to have the tables quickly turned. rated K for tickly fluffs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Sleeping At Last by blueturtlepower4ever reviews
Title says it all. The brothers know they can always lean on one another.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Snowflakes by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 81,675 - Reviews: 4759 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012
Jack's Secret by purplegirl2112 reviews
Jack Frost hides no secret from the rest of the Guardians. Except one. Slowly, the Guardians learn his secret. How will they react? How will they use it to their advantage? Read to find out!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Jack Frost
The Birds and the Bees by Jack Frost the Frost Child reviews
Due to popular demand I'm making a series of One-Shots where Jack gets the talk, and any other ideas that pop into my head.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,272 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jack Frost
Halloween: A Mutants Valantines Day by blueturtlepower4ever reviews
So this goofy nonsense story has been sitting around on my Kindle, so I figured what the shell, I'll post it. First attempt at a happy, no significance oneshot. Leo/Karai. Please read!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
My tribute to March 30 by HiSpeedCarrot reviews
My tribute to the 30th anniversary of TMNT, this March 30th, 2014. No matter how hectic things get, the Hamato family will always make it back home for dinner at the end of the day.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, Master Splinter, April O. - Complete
Leo's Secret Passion by blueturtlepower4ever reviews
Oneshot. Leo has a secret, an ability he's kept from his brothers for a long time. But when Donnie finds out, well, let's just say Donnie learns more about Leo then he could dream of. Horrible at summaries, but a decent writer. Please read!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Apologize by blueturtlepower4ever reviews
One night after the events of Enemy of my Enemy, Leo can't sleep and creeps out to the surface. There, he meets the subject of his distress of late. And he learns that sometimes two little words are all it takes. And sometimes you need a whole speech. Bad summary, great oneshot. Please read! :-)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Skating Through Life by control of chaos reviews
Winter had ended in Arendelle, but for Jack, it was just beginning.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister, Anna, Elsa - Complete
En Prise by Wings of Wax reviews
Part One: It's just a game of chess, after all... Part Two: A word game. Part Three: The final battle? Maybe not.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Kurama M., OC - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho Holiday Special by AnimeGmr101 reviews
See how the Gang spends Christmas with their friends. (Has author inserts and a very good reason why it's late) Rated K for Yusuke's language. Hope you enjoy!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
He shouldn't have by Faithacad reviews
He shouldn't have done that. What would the kingdom think? What would his family think? Well,he supposes he knows what Sofia'd think,but that's another problem in itself.
Sofia the First - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Sofia, James] - Complete
Haunted by will think of something soon reviews
When life hurts, you fight back. When your loved ones hurt, you fight for them. So Ayuzawa Misaki always fought. But when the strongest falls, what do you do? How do you fight the one you were fighting for? Misaki doesn't know what haunts him, but for all that he means to her, she has come clean with herself and decided to fight beside the man who always fought alone. DISCONTINUED!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Maya's Tale by JaganshiKenshin reviews
Back in middle school, Kurama (with Hiei's assistance) rescued Kitajima Maya from the monstrous Yatsude. Now, nearly a decade later, they face a new, eerie challenge.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,830 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Hiei, Kurama M., Maya K. - Complete
When I Say Merry Christmas by Death101- Fox Version reviews
'I mean have a bleeping good day' Or In Which Yusuke is banned from the grocery store and speaks to a bench.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Complete
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
The Wolf that Fell in Love with Little Red Riding Hood by Gruesome Deaths reviews
"I want to change who I am." "I want to free the people of this story." They both had the same goal: to change fate. Based on the song with a few additions myself.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Rin K., Len K.]
Ticklish Shuichi by arashi wolf princess reviews
It happen by mistake when Youko's tail touch Kurama's side making the teen give a squeakish laugh catching the kitsune's interest. For what seems like in a long time a true smile comes to Yoko's face hearing his human laugh just being touch by his tail.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Youko, Kurama M. - Complete
Dinner at the Minamino's by Deaththegreatequalizer reviews
In order to set his mother's worries at ease, Kurama begrudgingly invites the gang over for dinner.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kurama M., Shiori M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
No One Crosses In Between by L-chan reviews
Future fic. Hugo's words couldn't bother James unless they were true. One-sided James/Sofia. One-shot.
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [James, Sofia] - Complete
Rise of the Guardians:Childhood Drabbles by Young Wizard Link reviews
Different drabbles about the Guardians and their interactions with Childhood (OC). May range from Canon to AU and suggestions are appreciated! New Chapter: What kinds of sleeping habits do we have?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 12,063 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy, Tooth, OC
Midnight Murmurs by claraowl reviews
Sleep-talking maids can reveal much to their masters... particularly when the midnight murmurs pertain to names, engagements, pregnancy, comforts, and ties. Takumi reflects on how things that Misaki said led to their happily ever ever after. Takumisa fluff.
Maid Sama! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
A Rats Story by moonbird reviews
Based on the 2012 show. A story about how Splinter began, his first meeting with his new children, and the trials following it before they even became as far as being teenagers.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,744 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Master Splinter, Leonardo
Reasons by LittleTwoLegs reviews
Ten different reasons why Usui loves Misaki. Companion piece to "Ten". Just cute snippets that show Usui's affection and how it affects Misaki.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/3/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A.
Green Eyed Monster by Taiyou no Yume reviews
Usui gets jealous and possessive after his girlfriend got kissed by another guy, how will this turned out?
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Two, and Two Together by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Jack Frost, forever stuck as a young teenager, thinks about the eternal loneliness of the Guardians, and tries to remember the face of a girl he knew as a human and what exactly she meant to him. The OC is just a vehicle for his discovery, not intended as a permanent romantic connection. I do not own Rise of the Guardians!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by wildkitkat reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles on our favourite Winter Spirit. Some happy, some sad, whatever inspiration hits.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,322 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Jack Frost
And We Always Will by Arctimon reviews
The world can be a unforgiving place, even for a teenage girl from another planet, and especially with all that has been going on recently. Maybe all we need is a reminder of what's really important in life. Dedicated to the city of Boston.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
My Name Is by Kilalahinanaruto555 reviews
A short story consisting of all the people who affected Jack's life before and after he became Jack Frost.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Little Brother by Jettara1 reviews
This is a response to a kink prompt. Jack falls asleep against Bunny during a manatory Guardian meeting. Lots of cute fluffiness as Bunny deals with a sleeping and snoring winter sprite that manages to distract everyone from the busniess at hand.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Maid-Sama Oneshots by IndigoBlueButterfly reviews
Again, I've said I'm really BlackGothicPrincess so I have reposted this story, again... These are series of themed oneshots compleely dedicated to USUIxMISAKI! Enjoy!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A.
Loves It by Dawn of Chaos reviews
It's what amuses – attracts – him to her. He wants it all; he loves it – all of her. - FioLee -
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Marshall Lee, Fionna] - Complete
Oh, My, My, My by innocentthing reviews
Fionna and Marshall Lee have always been best buds. They were total bros - but sometimes as we grow older, we change. What do you do when the kid you roughed around with is suddenly...not a kid anymore? You fall in love with her, that's what. Fiolee, rated T for a little cursing, oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
The Escape Attempts of Jack Frost by Earth Star reviews
Jack is sick and he knows that he should stay in bed. However, he can't resist attempting to get outside. Too bad the other guardians don't agree with him on the idea.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
How I Met The Prince by natsu-no-sora reviews
An ordinary summer day turns out to be the life-changing corner for me. Stupid flower, stupid pheromones, stupid gorgeous prince. Oh, did I mention he's a super pervert? *sigh* This story is pretty much how a pauper like me met the prince. [AU]
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,308 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
The end of the world as we know it! by dragoscilvio reviews
Well it's the end of the world, and the yu yu gang feels fine... This is just a one shot with the guys talking about December 21st and whether or not the world will end.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Hiei - Complete
In That Fancy Stationery by divinecriticizer reviews
A mere crumpled stationery can melt one's longing, anger. But unexpectedly, it can convey the more than the infamous endearment of three words, eight letters.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Why Him? by ShadowLegacy11 reviews
The retelling of the Yu Yu Hakusho Spirit Detective story. But it has a twist. What would happen if a new girl was thrown into the mix, and started falling for one of the memebers? WILL FOLLOW THE STORY LINE! OC X KURAMA
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 149,020 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kurama M., Youko - Complete
Better? by dragonfly-rising reviews
One shot. Yusukes thoughts on why he's protective of Kurama. Open to constructive flames.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Forgiveness by bonbonbunny93 reviews
Kurama has been having strange things happen to him. He goes to Kuwabara for help. What Kuwabara finds out will shock them both.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
I'll Be Your Support by Arvendell reviews
If possible, he wanted to whisk her far away from all her troubles, but he couldn't, so he did the next best possible things he could – be her support and distraction.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Why I love her by Ripplerose reviews
Hey I'm sorry I had to reupload this story because something was going wrong with it. "No one understood my infatuation. She was tough, not dainty. She was strong, intimidating. And I loved her so much." Usui's P.O.V on most.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A.
Commitment by The Countess of Monte Cristo reviews
A conversation to pass the time during the two hours it took to reach the Gamemaster's territory. Some emotions surface and friendships are strained.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Composure by The Countess of Monte Cristo reviews
Kurama wallows in guilt, but Hiei isn't having it. Takes place during Chapter Black.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Clothes by Arvendell reviews
There was really nothing unusual in her outfit. She wasn't wearing some elaborate, sexy, or elegant dress. So why couldn't he take his eyes off her?
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/15/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
ZZ Top by JustAnotherIndividual reviews
The team never realized Reid could play guitar, neither did they realize he was actually famous for his amazing skills among the rock community of Virginia. But tonight, they will.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Light by The Countess of Monte Cristo reviews
This is a one shot that takes place directly after the end of the Dark Tournament. It is suggested in the Three Kings Saga that Touya and Kurama had this conversation, so I decided to flesh it out.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurama M., Touya - Complete
Caring by The Countess of Monte Cristo reviews
This is a one shot set directly after Team Urameshi's fight against Team Masho. It features kind words and comforting deeds.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
As One by Arvendell reviews
Time is running out. But they are determined to make every moment memorable. Thus, there will be no more Usui Takumi and Ayuzawa Misaki. The two will merge as one. In every possible way. Sequel to Takumi and Misaki's Alphabet.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,001 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Serial by Fawx reviews
Your identity has been compromised; I know who you are.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurama M.
Born In Fantasy, Twisted By Reality by marysverse reviews
Starts from the kiss in the rain scene. I wanted their relationship to take a little longer to develop. She's not as easy to catch as he thinks.
Playful Kiss/장난스런 키스 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,712 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011
Just A Stupid Pink Sweater by MewLuna reviews
Marshall just happened to fly past her window, his head just happened to look in her direction, and there he saw her snuggled up with the pink sweater like it was a flippin' pillow. Why does she love that ugly sweater so much? FxM One-shot, complete R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Kuronue and Kurama by Robina Snyder reviews
Kuronue wants to apologize, more than anything he wants to apologize, but Kurama doesn't trust that the Kuronue standing in front of him is the real thing, especially after the last time. 3 stories in the life of Kurama and Kuronue after they meet again.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kuronue, Kurama M. - Complete
Of Snowballs, Cell Phones, and Homicide by FinalArc reviews
In their own words, Yusuke and Kurama desperately attempt to explain why they tried to kill Yukina.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Notes by IvoryMoonlight reviews
"What a weird way to tell someone you love them... Seriously, whoever he is, he is just too annoying!" Misaki has been receiving some weird notes lately. Of course, it cannot be Usui since he's gone for a week, then who is it!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Dark Tournament Days by 4everbrisingr reviews
There's quite a bit of downtime during the Dark Tournament for all of the teams. So what do they do during that free time other than train for the next fight ?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Yusuke U.
Karasu is Sitting in My Window by Robina Snyder reviews
Set post series, Kurama finds Karasu sitting in his window. He wants to talk.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Chambermaid by R.H. Vargas reviews
After the Butler Cafe injury, Misa must nurse Usui back to health in the way only she can. *LIME/LEMON
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Yellow PuffBalls by Kenny-Chan 674 reviews
Hiei is introduced to popcorn, or...what he likes to call 'Yellow Puff-Balls'.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
I wouldn't need you by When Snow Melts Away reviews
After seeing how well Usui takes care of her daughter, Ayuzawa's mom decides to send her live with him while renovations are undertaken at their house! Rated M 'cause there's an 'M' in leMon lol
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Exhaustion by Amelia-Maria reviews
Hiei is uncharacteristically cuddly and Kurama's are really green. Like, really green. / Loads of fluff. Bedtime story. Rated for mine and Yusuke's mouth.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Wednesday is Zodiac Sign Day! by ariadne-chan reviews
'Watch out for a Leo. The first you meet today could hold the key to your romantic destiny.' It was yet another ordinary day at Cafe Maid Latte, except that the boys have totally gone insane. Misaki is clueless and Usui is furious. Idiot Trio Special.
Maid Sama! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
SECRETS: THE STORY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP by fujin of shadows reviews
A side story of my other fic SECRETS if you guys hadn't read that fic before then I suggest you read it before reading this story . Forty sentences on how Ash and Elena's relationship developed. Expect major OCCNESS...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
A Toast by Cheshire Blue Kitten reviews
Connecting drabble inspired by a poem. The gang and friends are staying at Genkai's... prepare for madness, mayhem, and humor! Oh, and Hiei is somehow at the bottom of a dogpile...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Touya, Rinku - Complete
I Don't Like You by hislips reviews
She's cold and she's cruel and she had just said: "Baka Usui! I DON'T LIKE YOU!" Oh Misaki... What now? :D
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
The Trial of Minamino Shuuichi's Lover by Mikageshi reviews
How - and how much - does Kurama's lover love him? A spoiler-free glimpse into the much-awaited and anticipated conclusion of the long-running mysteryfic "The Kurama whom Kurama Never Knew," but may also be read on its own. For all Kurama lovers. Enjoy.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurama M.
Nightmarium by Amelia-Maria reviews
Short drabbles on their nightmares and comfort.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Confession Session by Aki Lee reviews
One-shot. If there was one thing constant and true about his answers... it was Ayuzawa Misaki.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Paranormal by Lynx Tiger reviews
They could see things that no one else could see and yet they didn't have the powers that one would expect from a physic. They know deep down that seeing the abnormal made them paranormal themselves. Aware and unaware. Shizuru and Maya centric-fic
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Shizuru K., Maya K.
True Colors by Blossomwitch reviews
A bored Hiei decides to poke his nose into why Kurama is obsessed with fine-tuning one of his attacks. The answer is something Hiei could definitely have lived without. Short humor and friendship fic, slightly crack.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Kurama M., Hiei
A Beautiful Soul by Little Minamino reviews
During the Chapter Black Saga. Following the incident at the Rokurokubi estate Botan realizes Kurama is upset with her. But why? Because she lost her soul? Well so did Kuwabara and Hiei and Kurama wasn't mad at them! KuBo
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurama M., Botan - Complete
You and Me by Vanity-chan reviews
Drabbles for 30 Kisses. "I swear, he excretes sexual pheromones."
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Not Human by sycoandcrazy-inc reviews
Kaito had been told that Kurama wasn't human, but he was only beginning to grasp the true meaning behind those words. Written for Twi-Red-Ruxi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Kaitou Y., Kurama M. - Complete
I am Sick because of You by haeresis lightning reviews
"Usui, I'm wet." She was oblivious to the multiple meaning of her statement. "Where?" rated T for mature content. sequel to Super Killer Fried Rice. -PG13-
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Temptation by FanggirlX reviews
She was his greatest temptation and what was worse…she had no idea.
S.A - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kei T., Hikari H. - Complete
Revelation by KrimsonKitsu reviews
Kurama had thought he knew his role in the group. But, after his battle with Karasu, he learns just how wrong he was. Please R & R It's a one-shot. There are no indended pairings but imply away. :
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kurama M. - Complete
Stop Obsessing over Kurama! by Mikageshi reviews
Are you Kurama's wife, mistress, girlfriend, or sweetheart? Or just head over heels in love with him? Hate him with a passion? Undecided? Just started watching YYH and found some green-eyed redhead there dreamy? Either way, this is a must-read for YOU.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Kurama M. - Complete
Stars by shadowblade-tara reviews
Hiei and Kurama enjoy some well-earned R&R. Hiei/Kurama friendship, pre-Dark Realm.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Basket Case by Amelia-Maria reviews
Would it be so wrong for Genkai to wonder how the team ended up in the same bed? No slash or sex. Sorry folks. Hopeful hilarity does ensue, though.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Cacoethes Scribendi by Amelia-Maria reviews
Kurama attempts to finish studying for his tests, and Hiei provides him with a well-welcomed distraction.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Point of View by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Different reactions, thoughts, and feelings over a moment that happened in the Dark Tournament. Now everyone who was there, lay their thoughts and emotions out on the table
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Ten by LittleTwoLegs reviews
Misaki hears that Usui chose her for the "obvious" reason. Fine, she doesn't need him! But it's quite obvious Usui needs her! Oneshot UsuiMisaki Rated T for saftey. Number six added!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
The Problem with Kurama by Tsu-chanB reviews
A diatribe on the myriad ways Kurama's character has been twisted throughout fanfiction. Read at your own discretion and prepare to be offended.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Kurama M. - Complete
Decode by Dreamz15 reviews
Misery of Me's new title: Decode.Maya Kitajima is about to do the one thing she hates the most: Spend the summer at her hometown. After a series of unexplainable events, she realizes that only one person can help her. Shuichi Minamino.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,069 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kurama M.
Unspoken Agreement by purplehairedwonder reviews
After Sensui, Yusuke and Kuwabara stopped trying to get Kurama to come to the arcade with them.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Roses are Red by Blossomwitch reviews
A short, humorous fic, dealing with Kurama trying to explain how being sent flowers is actually a declaration of battle... and how he's winning.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Kurama M. - Complete
Strength and the Concept of Letting Go by Tjix reviews
What really happened during the Dark Tournament? Hiei didn't want anyone to know about his 'weakness,' so no one ever got the full account.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho: You Are My Strength by Shei B. Kroeker reviews
Mayumi Kimura is a human with a rare Spirit power. When her life is jeopardised, Kurama is her knight in shining armor. One-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Kurama's Bad Day by Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN reviews
Everyone, no matter how nice or kind they are, has that unbearably bad day. What happens when it’s a certain red-haired kitsune’s turn? Poor, poor Kurama. Or should I say poor, poor Spirit Detectives.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Kurama M. - Complete
I Won, He Lost by GRINtelligencer reviews
Kurama is a bit annoyed that so many fanfictions say he died in that battle against Karasu. He would like to point out, that he did in fact win, all AU aside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
A Mother's Words by Roxie Zephyr Jocelyn reviews
Starring: Kudo Yukiko, Kudo Shinichi. For most, the nightmare has ended. The Black Organization has been overthrown. But for one mother, the nightmare is endless. Yukiko contemplates her son and her failure in his life...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Yukiko K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
I am not a girl by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
A short poem from Kurama's POV, the title explains it all. Call it Kurama ranting...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kurama M. - Complete
Slip by Windswift reviews
[Manga based, Dark Tournament] Yuusuke accidentally tells Kurama about Hiei's secret.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Precision by Blossomwitch reviews
One shot Yusuke asks about those everpresent stomach wounds of Kurama's, and is surprised by the answer.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
For the Sake of Science by Windswift reviews
Kaitou wondered just how it was that scientific curiosity had overriden his morals. [vaguely amoral!obsessive!Kaitou, Kurama, Goblin City]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Kurama M., Kaitou Y. - Complete
Note Passing by GRINtelligencer reviews
Koenma gives the most boring lecture in the history of the world, and Yusuke and co. will resort to anything to keep sane. Even passing notes. Especially that. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Ah Nerd Violence by Kilala Fae reviews
what happens when the biology team gets their way....
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Letters by Serenader reviews
In which Shuuichi is the sexual fantasy of an adolescent girl, the imagined lover of a psycho, and being stalked by a pedophile. And people wonder why mothers are so protective. Feedback is appreciated. [Loose sequel to Envelope]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
The End of the Affair by kitsunelover reviews
With that sniveling Minamino Shuiichi out of the way, Youko sees potential in his budding relationship with Karasu. Unfortunately, Karasu isn’t as happy to see Youko.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Youko, Karasu - Complete
Mail Call by MidnightAbyss reviews
Most people enjoy receiving mail. But not Shiori. Why? Read and find out.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Shiori M. - Complete
How Far to Trust by Blossomwitch reviews
A snippet from the Dark Tournament, outlining a little bit of the relationship between Yusuke and Kurama. Not slash.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Fall Out by Windswift reviews
Kurama's plan to use dream flower pollen might have been more successful if everyone else had forgotten as well. [MayaShuuichi]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kurama M. - Complete
Snip, Snap by GRINtelligencer reviews
After the fight with Sensui, when his demon blood awakens Yusuke gets a haircut and a lecture from Kurama. NonYaoi. Mostly humor and a slightly annoyed kitsune. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Les Echecs by Windswift reviews
[Chess] Mukuro invites Hiei to a game. [Rules? They are simple. You may make your own as you go along, unless you break one of mine.]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Hiei, Mukuro - Complete
Appearances by Windswift reviews
Appearances may be decieving, but the truth can be even more so. Yuusuke is confused, but Kurama is intent on reassuring him. And Kurama has the scissors...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Over Tea by Windswift reviews
Two mysterious figures meet in the Afterlife, and this can't bode well for Kurama. Because your best friend and your best enemy should never get together and enjoy each other's company over tea.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Karasu, Kuronue - Complete
What is 'Sick? ' by Ms. Zeal reviews
ONE SHOT. Non yaoi. Post Hinshi. Kurama's sick. Hiei's curious. Story idea supplied by RainyDayz.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
It Is Better To Have Loved and Lost by purplehairedwonder reviews
The night before the Dark Tournament Finals, a lonely Botan goes in search of company and has a candid conversation with a certain fox. KB
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Kurama M., Botan - Complete
Envelope by Serenader reviews
Drabble. It was a great calamity that Shuuichi never realized what a threat he posed to the rainforest. The environmentalists would like their trees back. Feedback is appreciated.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Trial of Halves by Kariana Kusanagi reviews
Trilogy of Anything and Trials of Life. KurOC Everything was supposed to go back to normal. Was being the key word. Now Andrea's life hangs in the balance again.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Classes by matchynishi reviews
Shuichi Hatanaka goes to meet his stepbrother at Tokyo University. And has fun acting the younger brother to the hilt. Oneshot. Follows 'Nightfall'. Dedicated to omasuoniwabanshi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
Nightfall by matchynishi reviews
Shuichi Hatanaka is not happy with his elder brother. Kurama is amused. Oneshot. Dedicated to Mistress259.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
Between Death and Reality by purplehairedwonder reviews
For weeks Kurama has been having nightmares leaving him mentally tired. But when he begins to wake up with physical wounds, the other Tantei begin to worry he may not wake up at all. [Revised]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Old Girlfriends Series by Neferthy reviews
COMPLETED Kurama,Hiei,Yusuke and Kuwabara talk about there old girlfriends one night at Yusuke's place.Thanks to everyone who review. By Eda
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Thanks, That Was Fun by purplehairedwonder reviews
A thank you to the characters of Yu Yu Hakusho for making the show such a fun ride.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
He Knows No Bounds in His Admiration by kitsunelover reviews
Love is deaf, blind, and generally oblivious. Karasu doesn’t know when to stop.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Karasu, Kurama M. - Complete
The Tablet by reenas-as reviews
A grad student has been staying with Genkai, studying a strange old Tablet. Why is Genkai so tense about it? What terror will it unleash? And what does this have to do with Kurama? Story 2 in the KI series. KuramaOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Bother by purplehairedwonder reviews
The nightmares Kurama faces after the Dark Tournament begin to become too much and he wonders if another way out would have been better.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Anything, Anytime, Anywhere by Kariana Kusanagi reviews
KuramaOC Before the last round of the Dark Tournament, Karasu wants to hurt Kurama badly... through a girl he cares about. R&R (finally complete.. or is it?)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Embarrassing Moments by AnimeShadow reviews
Read, as I torture the YYH characters by embarrassing them! My attempt at a comedy. Please read and review! Rated PG for alcohol use, though very brief. [DISCONTINUED]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004
Eye to Eye by Kaleyanne reviews
An evening before the Dark Tournament Kurama, Kuwabara and Hiei are in their own little training camp, just interacting and reflecting.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
To Die Again by reenas-as reviews
Karasu is back and determined as ever to destroy Kurama. Caution: Karasu has 'romantic' feelings toward Kurama, but it's only mentioned in passing so don't worry.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
You Wouldn't Say Farewell? by xPockyNoMikox reviews
Set after 1st round of the Dark Tournament. Kurama's willingness to sacrifice himself for his human mother upsets Hiei, and Kurama must make him understand that love's a 2way street...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Karasu's Torment by Lyssia Rosewind reviews
Song fic. It is the night before the Dark Tournament finals and Karasu is reflecting on his upcomming match. If you R&R this, I'll do the same for you.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2004
These Women by Asphalt Angel reviews
The YYH boys and the women behind them, the night before the dark tournament finals. Kurama's POV. R&R is adored.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Kurama M. - Complete
Soliloquy of the Executioner by kitsunelover reviews
A vignette sketching out Kurama's thoughts during his fight with Karasu. Companion piece to Prelude to Requiem.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Prelude to Requiem by kitsunelover reviews
A vignette sketching out Karasu's thoughts during his fight with Kurama.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Karasu, Kurama M. - Complete
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YYH Autocorrect Epic Fails reviews
Anyone who has been tricked by Mistress Autocorrect can relate. Watch the gang play it out with the most well-meaning yet mischievous creation of man. Rated T for profanities and obscenities.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1
Defiance reviews
Hiei is not a patient man. "Your defiance will be dealt with severely." What happens when the flames defy their master. Also, what happens when Hiei tries to help with Kurama's chores.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
You can't keep your nose in a book reviews
Minamino Shina is a thousand year old kitsune, a master thief and strategist and a member of the feared and loved Reikai Tantei. She is also a seventeen-year-old teenager. FemKurama.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Kurama M.
The Missing Round of the Dark Tournament reviews
"So for your viewing and hearing pleasure, the finals of the Dark Tournament will be started off with... A singing competition?" Watch Karasu get jealous, the Toguro brothers get pelted with trash and Kurama get chased by girls! Oh, wait that's normal. As the finalists of the Dark Tournament belt out your favorite hits, here in "The Missing Round of the Dark Tournament"!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Yusuke U., Hiei, Kurama M., Toguro - Complete
Playdate reviews
It was suppose to be a nice, lazy day at home with his mother, so how and why on Earth was he scouring a forest for a ghost? That's right. He couldn't say no to the two of them. A bit of KuramaxMaya with mother and son bonding.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Kurama M., Shiori M., Maya K.
Excused reviews
The crap Kurama has to go through to get out of school when we need our romantic soldier.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama M.
Ghost Story reviews
"So that's basically the story. And a story that is every bit true." How come Kurama knows so much about their city's little urban legends? Maybe because he investigated them himself? Or maybe with a little help? Sad little fic with mentions of Maya.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Yuusuke wasn't the only one dreaming. Eizou Hakusho: Dream Two. Set in Dark Tournament Arc. Ready for traumatized Team Urameshi and poor Botan? Humor aimed at.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Conditions reviews
Keiko and Yuusuke's "conditions" scene in Episode 21: "Yuusuke's Sacrifice", KuramaxOC style. Completely forgetting the situation he was in, the fear of Karasu that paralyzed him was now replaced by another fear that motivated him to move. The fear of losing her.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Kurama M., Karasu, OC - Complete
Base of Operations reviews
Now Kurama has a reason to never bring his friends over. He just never thought it would be his sweet, kind mother that is.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Yusuke U., Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
Kurama in Pajamas reviews
Minamino Shuiichi; great tactician, former fox thief, brilliant strategist, best big brother, perfect son, child prodigy, all without a single misplaced hair. Or maybe there are a few, but what would be more adorable than a Kurama with bedhead? Yet there was one thing Minamino Shuiichi never expected to be: Patient. Fluffy KuramaxTeam fic. NO YAOI! Kurama sick fic
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara, Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
Ice crunching reviews
Minamino Shuiichi should really be a bit more self-conscious, especially with what he puts in his mouth. KuramaxOC.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Kurama M., OC - Complete
Better broken than mended reviews
I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken - and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived -Margaret Mitchell
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - S. Reid - Complete