well ima beast im american
yeah yeah ok if for some odd reason u wanna no about me read the first part of this if u just wanna read funny stuff or critique my rapping ability then read whats after my info...and if your feeling sad just stick a banana in your ear and remember thats starfishes love you and want to be with you forever...
Name...s-- Swagg Money as my homies call me, King Zawahan because im a king, Jonah cuz thats what my parents call me...
Sports-- footbal=awesomness, basketball,solitaire,dominos,and musical chairs
Bio-- Im currently 15 and i live in NC GO PANTHERS SKREW THE BOUNTY HUNTERS
i have the highest swagg level ever recorded and i rap when im in the mood i love football and staring at trees
i am a profesional goof off. Im freakishly smart but extremely lazy. Im the smartest dumass but the dummest smartass... figure that one ou if you can
"Life is like the Earth, it may be dark on one side but its always light on the other..." a qoute by me in a poetic mood
Life is like the earth it may be dark now but its always light on one side
a continuation in another poetic mood...
MY OFFICIAL THEME SONG...
true swagg be rippin
aint no trippin
now all yall little people be lisnin
while i be a whislin
this king Zawahan the best
he better than all da rest
i take ya for a ride an do it it rite
jus like how i fly my kite
ill bust a rhyme in perfect time
and ery time i do it goes somin like dis
Cruisin dow da street in my 20-10
paint fallin off
da roof be bent
i lost da flo back in da day
pushed da pedal through when the cops turned my way
i hit 94 on a 25
and poped a cow wid my 9
i got scared and hit the juice on my ride
the axle fell off and i had to hide
i ran for a-bout three weeks
and my stress reached its peak
i made it all da way to colara-do
but ran off in some dudes silver-a-do
i kep on rollin till da day was dead
all sort a pain, in my head
Cruisin down da street in my 20-10
have no idea where i been
found the grand canyon at about noon
so i figured i should be outa heer soon
i was drivin long the lip when, i saw atila the hun
and he pulled out, a big ole gun
i whipped out the A-K
but it was jus for play
so i turned to da right but dat was the wrong way
and thats when, i started to pray
i opened my eyes and saw the sky
without an idea where i fly
so asked my brudda his name is buzz
cuz i didnt no were i waz
he said we was in a place
almost as ugly, as my face
so im still sittin hear out with a hen
without an idea where i been
but i dont care long as its legit
so young homie dont pitch a fit
To Do List:
Wear shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C”. Enjoy the show.
Run into a store, ask what years it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement...
DROP THE WORLD (NO CUSSING)
Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
[Verse 3: Eminem]
(If you can write stories all day but can't write an essay to save your life. Copy and paste.)
(If you are constantly sleepy. Copy and Paste.)
98% of teenagers have either tried, or do smoke pot. If you are part of the 2% that haven't, please copy this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Silverstar's Shadow, The Sage of Spirits, Neozangetsu, Meteorthunder3, Patattack,King Zawahan
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Neozangetsu, Meteorthunder3, Patattack,King Zawahan
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the very few who hate country music, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been amazed at how much someones proflie was exactly like yours, then found out you were reading your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your pro
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tried to lick your elbow for more than 5 minutes, copy this into your profile
If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you like to add 'ness' at the end of your favorite words copy and paste this onto your profile...Awesomeness!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others
If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
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