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i may not be who i once was but im still the same person i have always been

im insane

ya know i thought about how we really don't know anything and even if we did would it matter. i mean we all live here but how do we know that "here" is real maybe this is a dream or something maybe we're all AI's or imaginary creatures. And we all die eventually anyway right so does anything truly matter. But then i decided who cares that doesn't change anything. I mean who are we to dictate whats real and what isnt anyway. Im still here this is my reality so ima make the most of it while i can.--yeah shortened version but you get the point

yeah yeah ok if for some odd reason u wanna no about me read the first part of this and if your feeling sad just stick a banana in your ear and remember that starfishes love you and want to be with you forever...

any a guy which does stuff and other stuff and things irrelevant to the irrelevance of the stuff about stuff that i said i didn't say but did while i didn't soo yeah anyway...

Sports-- footbal basketball,solitaire,dominos,and musical chairs

Bio-- Im currently 17 and i live in NC woopdee frikin doo

i love staring at trees

i am a profesional goof off. Im freakishly smart but extremely lazy. Im the smartest dumass but the dummest smartass... figure that one out if you can

"Life is like the Earth, it may be dark on one side but its always light on the other..." a qoute by me

Life is like the earth it may be dark now but its always light on one side
so be as natures plants and turn towards the light
never go down without a fight
for life is a slave driver
and i am a slave
it seems ill never learn to behave
as i countinue to cheat the system
i'll continue to pay
but continue to do things my own way
for i will never succumb to lifes harsh blows
for theres always someone else who knows
how to survive and resist the flows

a continuation...

MY OFFICIAL THEME SONG...2 years ago anyway im waaaay better now

Cruisin down da street in my 20-10

paint fallin off

da roof be bent

i lost da flo back in da day

pushed da pedal through when the cops turned my way

i hit 94 on a 25

and poped a cow wid my 9

i got scared and hit the juice on my ride

the axle fell off and i had to hide

i ran for a-bout three weeks

and my stress reached its peak

i made it all da way to colara-do

but ran off in some dudes silver-a-do

i kep on rollin till da day was dead

all sort a pain, in my head

Cruisin down da street in my 20-10

have no idea where i been

found the grand canyon at about noon

so i figured i should be outa heer soon

i was drivin long the lip when, i saw atila the hun

and he pulled out, a big ole gun

i whipped out the A-K

but it was jus for play

so i turned to da right but that was the wrong way

and thats when, i started to pray

i opened my eyes and saw the sky

without an idea where i fly

so asked my brudda his name is buzz

cuz i didnt no were i waz

he said we was in a place

almost as ugly, as my face

so im still sittin hear out with a hen

without an idea where i been

but i dont care long as its legit

so young homie dont pitch a fit


To Do List:

Wear shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on street corner.

Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. CHECK

Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face. NOT IN AN ELEVATOR BUT CHECK

Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C”. Enjoy the show.

Run into a store, ask what years it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes the Lead,” enter it in horse races.

Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…” CHECKISH

Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement...


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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself especially if you lose.

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If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow for more than 5 minutes, copy this into your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like to add 'ness' at the end of your favorite words copy and paste this onto your profile...Awesomeness!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2014 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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I have no idea.
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