Author has written 4 stories for Young Justice.
Name: Yeah, like I'd tell you. That would be a total disaster (heavy on the dis)
Nickname: Call me whatever you want: H2O, Water, Water Breather, George, Piano, Monkey, Smiles, Perfection, the list just keeps going on and on
Gender: Hmmm What are my choices?
Age: between 1 and 100
Birthday: In between January 1 and December 31
Where I live: Somewhere on the Planet Earth
Phone Number: Why would you want to know? Unless you were looking for a date. If you are, keep on looking
My theme songs: 'Don't Worry Be Happy' and 'You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile' (Not because I'm optomistic but because I'm always laughing)
Favorite colors: any shade of blue, green, purple, and brown
Favorite animals: dolphins, tigers, and penguins (random, right?)
Favorite sports: swimming, soccer, volleyball
Favorite things to do: read, write, make up stories in my head, swim, listen to music, sing
A special shout out to me Best Friend WolfTears262: Kateran's all the way!!
The only thing stupider than Sponge Bob is Sponge Bob in a language you don't understand. (We watched it in Spanish class. I didn't understand a thing.)
Funny Joke from a Loony Tunes Joke Book:
Daffy Duck: How dare you tell everone that I'm an idiot?!
Bugs Bunny: Sorry, Doc. I didn't know it was a secret.
"Friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (I have no clue who said this)
"HAIL, BAT OF JUSTICE, WE REQUIRE YOUR MAJOR HACKING SKILLS OF EPICNESS" (FireZenzizenzizenzic)
"You know you want to smile. You're trying not to smile, trying not to give me the satisfacation of you smiling. And to you all this sounds like is 'Blah Blah Blah Blah' I could be the teacher in Charlie Brown." (Me trying to get my friend to smile)
-Starfire: You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [laughing] Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.
-Beast Boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, someone has to.
-Beast Boy: Wakie, wakie, tofu eggs and bakie.
-Cyborg: Is there any meat in that tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU.
-Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles
-Raven: [to BeastBoy] I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
-Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
-Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch and I got lunch. Chow down!
-[the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings]
Cyborg: Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.
-Cyborg: [infected with a computer virus] I know what we should do! Let's go get some waffles! Raven you like waffles, don't you?
Raven: [deadpan] More than life itself.
-Beast Boy: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
Starfire: But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.
Raven: So, I guess there really is no lesson.
Cyborg: Yep, it was all completely meaningless.
-Cyborg: You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!
-Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
-Control Freak: I am the masterof monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am... Control Freak!
[Makes aplause sound with remote control and tvs]
Raven: A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control Freak: You will be. You will be.
-Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Beast Boy: Free form...
Raven: Sorry I asked.
-Robin: What do you say we give him the sonic boom?
Cyborg: I got the sonic if you got the boom!
-[about to watch a scary movie]
Robin: Can't be any scarier than that documentary on hot-dogs Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea Earth-people ate so many pigs... and insects!
-Starfire: [upon first meeting Terra] Curiosity abounds! Please, tell us where you are from, how you got here, what's your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?
Terra: Uh, Earth, walked, red, and, sure.
Starfire: [giving Terra a huge hug] Hello, new friend!
-[Beast Boy has just caught Raven]
Raven: You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Hey! I like both of you! Now let's get out of here!
-Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
-Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.
-Raven: You may have created me. But you were *never* my father.
Trigon: Wretched - insignificant -
[gets blasted again]
Raven: Fathers are *kind*. Fathers *protect* you. Fathers *raise* you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home. And you are not welcome here!
-Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
-Beast Boy: [Beast Boy offers to rescue his team from a destructing underwater complex by turning into a whale and letting them ride in his mouth]
[pointing to mouth]
Beast Boy: Hello...
Raven: I'd really rather just stay here and drown.
-Raven: [after discovering the sole occupant of a flying saucer] So we're being invaded by cows?
-Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl!
Robin: No way!
Slade: You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?
-Cyborg: All right, y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?
Starfire: Oh, me, please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts.
-Starfire: Cyborg, you seem all lobstery.
[everyone looks at her strangely]
Raven: I think she means crabby.
-Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?
-Beast Boy: British engineering. Finest in the world.
-Beast Boy: British engineering. Finest in the world.
Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star
-Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here. Til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.
Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.
-[after Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name]
[Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle]
Raven: [wicked grin] Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.
-Kid Flash: Hold on a second. If you guys are called the "H.I.V.E. Five," how come there's six of you?
See-More: [feebly] 'Cause it... sounds cooler...
-[Gizmo, Mammoth, and Kid Wykkyd have cornered Kid Flash in a dead-end corridor]
Gizmo: End of the road, snothead!
Kid Flash: You guys realize I can vibrate my molecules through solid matter, right?
[he phases through the wall and reappears behind the villains]
Kid Flash: Later, guys!
-Cyborg: Lesson number one: Never throw me down a hole, unless you make sure I stay there